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Some of the stories below are really true. See if you can figure out which ones they are.
- Detroit Church Infected With Anthrax 2001/10/13
- Arkansas Woman Killed During Mistaken Rapture
- Mount Rushmore Attacked by Christians
- Lost Bible Causes Sticky Situation
- Pope's Missing Hat Found
- Parrot Preaches the Gospel
- Man of God Preaches to Insects
- Christian Trumpeters Surround Abortion Clinic
- Gingerbread Jesus Proves Fatal
- Jesus Statue Attracts Crowds of Women
- Dashboard Jesus Kills Ohio Teen
- Communion Wine Spiked With Viagra
- Virgin Reveals Herself in Ice Cream
- Twin Brother Impersonates Local Pastor
- Christian Cult Claims Barney is Jesus
- Water Walking Christian Drowns in Bathtub
- Speeding Sinner Arrested Outside Church
- Please Give My Teeth To Jesus
- Big Bob is Dead
- Pope Sweat For Sale
- Jesus Fishing Lure Scores Big Catches
- Bible Burning Hunters Survive Blizzard
- Naked Soul Buyer Nabbed in Manhattan
- Missing Missionaries Found in Amazon Jungle
- Hurricane God Under Attack
- Graffiti For God Causes Trouble
- Car Mileage Blamed For Miami Death
- Pin The Cross on Jesus Recalled
- Philip Morris Inc. Charged With Blasphemy
- Chicken Fried Pork Responsible For Murder
- Falling Cross Kills Boston Preacher
- Freethinkers Attacked by Angry Christians
- Jesus Saves A Pussy
- God Glass Under Investigation
- Slow Moving Solipsist Loses His Head
- Jesus Lollipop Sales Soar
- Cult Leader Says God Ordered Killings
- Dallas TV Evangelist Sues Fan
- Bowlers Smash Jesus to Pieces
- Four Leaf Clovers Are Evil
- Pope Poop Cross Causes Miracles
- Communion Ceremonies Under Attack
- Iowa Pigs Pray Before Meals
- Robot Preachers For Sale
- Man Found Dead on Bed of Bibles
- Firecrackers For God
- NASA Listens to God
- Bubble Blowing Christian Sues Former Employer
- World's First Christian Dog
- Satan Scares Elderly Man to Death
- The World's Most Superstitious Person
- Christian Consensus Seems Doomed
- Falwell Attacks 'Deck the Halls'
- Chicago Teacher Suspended
- Tulsa Couple Sues Bible-Bellowing Baptists
- Jesus 2000 Doll Hits Store Shelves
- Elvis and Jesus Spotted in Las Vegas Casino
- God Fixes Leaking Toilet
- Rain Occurs After Four Years of Prayer
- Burned Out Lightbulb Proof of God
- Holy Ghost Ate Santa's Cookies
