THE DEFINITIVE

JOHN WAYNE

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John Wayne


- John Wayne -


John Wayne, of his real name Patrick Simpson-Jones, was born in the USA, just like Bruce Springsteen, in 1789 1984 2001 1907. He broke his pipe in 1979, that is to say 2 years before the election of François Mitterrand, symbol of a new hope for a lot of people but in fact : peanuts, nada, zobi. This page is entirely dedicated to the memory of this great man (John Wayne, not François Mitterrand, please follow a little). I made it in 25 minutes, and some friends of mine say that they would have guessed it without I told them. By the way, my name is Henry James (nothing to see with the painter) and I'm American (of the South-West, this explains the accent).


The astonishing life of John Wayne

Right or wrong ?

The John Wayne pitiful photogallery

Let's play with John Wayne





~ The astonishing life of John Wayne ~



1907

Birth of Patrick Simpson-Jones in the banlieue of Châtellerault, Tennessee. At this time, life used to be very quiet : Attila was dead, Larusso was not born, and everyone was happy just like in a commercial for the friend Ricoré, who always comes at the right moment, with his breads and his croissants – he can also be very chiatique sometimes, the friend Ricoré, we must say it


1908 

Patrick is one year old.


1909

Patrick is two years old.


1910

Patrick is three years old (I like running gags).


1921

Patrick is introduced to his parents. He doesn't like them much, so he makes his baluchon and goes running the world.


1926

Patrick sees a movie starring Jean-Pierre Léaud. It's a great shock for Patrick : he knows he will never do this job.


1929

Patrick changes his mind : being an actor can bring a lot of social advantages, just like : a max of pépettes facilos, some well-carrossed gonzesses at the pelle, and a free invitation for the ceremony of the Césars, with the undrinkable speech of Jeanne Moreau – but, who knows, she will maybe put some animation by claquing in direct-live.


1930

Patrick enters at the Michel Creton Institute of Dramatic Art. He plays in some plays (sorry for the repetition) by Peter Handke, Marguerite Duras and Jean Amadou. He meets some great actors, like Xavier Deluc, Pierre-Loup Rajot and Joe Pesci.


1931

Patrick meets a young girl called Micheline Centrifugeuse at the patinoire :
 — Micheline Centrifugeuse : what a strange name !
 — It's a clin d'œil to Micheline Dax !
 — Oh, I see !
He loves her, she loves him, they buy a maison Bouygues at credit.


1932

Patrick meets his friend Joe Pesci at the swimming-pool. Once at home, he tells that to Micheline :
 — I met Joe !
 — No ? When ?
 — Jonowhen ? John Owen ? JOHN WAYNE ! Hey, that's a fucking good pseudo !


1932-1979

John Wayne plays in a lot of peplums by Laetitia Masson, Xavier Beauvois and, of course, Didier Kaminka.


1934

John and Micheline marry together. They will have many many many boring week-ends.


1945

John Wayne writes Phénoménologie de la perception.


1979

John Wayne dies in a crash-test for the new Smart.





~ Right or wrong ? ~



A lot of rumours are running about John Wayne's life or projects. This rubrique will try to put the points on the i.

1 - John Wayne was a woman.

2 - John Wayne will play in the next movie of Benoît Jacquot.

3 - John Wayne was anthropophagous. 

4 - John Wayne is the anagram of Julien Lepers. 

5 - John Wayne was a Clodette. 

6 - John Wayne's arms were made of Triscotte. 

7 - John Wayne used to dance naked in the moonlight. 

8 - John Wayne sang in duet with Lââm in Vincent Perrot's Studio 22. 





~ The John Wayne pitiful photogallery ~



Click on each picture if you want, but it will do nothing.

John Wayne by night

John Wayne during his beatnik period

Micheline Wayne

John Wayne by night (I know, it's easy but it still makes me laugh)

John Wayne during his beatnik period

Micheline Wayne


John Wayne at the gazous state

Victor Hugo

Henri Emmanuelli

John Wayne at the gazous state

Victor Hugo never wrote a single line about John Wayne

Henri Emmanuelli (I don't know what he does here)





~ Let's play with John Wayne ~



John Wayne has lost his left leg. Help him to find it back by clicking on the good picture.

Let's play with John Wayne


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