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Seth went to my school in our town of 500 people in New Hampshire. My
first encounter with him was sitting next to him on a school bus. He was
eating Handi-Snacks and had clear braces, so the artificial cheese was all
caught up in there with the crumby crackers. He and Alex Arcone and Chris
Kimball transformed our tiny school into a theater of the surreal. They
would crawl across the classroom floor mid-lecture to touch the social
studies teacher lightly on the wingtip. "Loose pause!" one of them would
say, and the group would collapse limp. "I'd like to tell the other
teachers what you're doing, but I don't know what it is you're doing,"
said one teacher to Seth as he pushed him against the wall in fury.
Post-graduation, kids could either go on to the private high school in
town or the public school one town over. My parents taught at the private
school, so I went there. All my friends from Junior High went to the
public school. Together, my friends and I used to taunt and torment the
other kids in our eigth grade class. Wendy Cushman threw a desk at Jeff
Slayton in blind rage at his constant taunts. I was just as bad, or worse.
The things I did to other kids should never be forgiven. When I was about to make that
teary-eyed leap from Mike Licks's house to end it all, I decided not to and to instead escape.
It was into Seth’s group at the new high school that I escaped.
Everything changed. I was failing out of school, as usual, but I was
elated. We irritated our peers and alienated our teachers. Reality, for
maybe the one and only time, tore open and took awhile to close. Anything
was possible. Anything was probable. The world I saw wrinkled up on each
side of the gash that was reality was distorted hilariously. Teachers
bobbed their bald heads and gobbled on about "responsibility," while joy
was so joyful I thought I would burst and pain was so painful I thought I
would drown. I met Zach during Soccer practice. He admitted to Dan
MacEacharn that he had never kissed a girl. Born in Texas, he had come
from living in Saudi Arabia and carried tapes of the Fine Young Cannibals
in funny foreign cases. On long bus rides back and forth from practices
and class trips, Zach revealed to us an immense power for storytelling.
Friends called him "fashion cut" because of his lackluster clothing, but
the most popular concubine of the school athletes loved him with a deep
and sincere heart, and once invited him to spend the long weekend in her
parentless house. "I was afraid that once I was there all the hockey
players would come out of the woodwork and shave my balls," he says.
Instead he spent the long weekend chopping wood and made twenty dollars.
I sat in the woods for hours. I listened to nothing but the Incredible
String Band for a whole year. I became convinced the world would end in
1995. I became unconvinced of that. Seth said one day the world would
shake us all like dog water. He later got arrested for drawing a stick
figure picture of a bankrobbery in Mascoma Savings, but was released
because he promised to take lessons with the police sketch artist. It felt
like nobody had ever been alive before. Friends around us sank into
delirium. My father asked that the school
not expel me as a personal favor. Meanwhile we were making masks and
holding secret ceremonies and trying to chase God out from beind the
houseplants, beautiful and just as pretentious as we. And we played music
under a thousand different band names. The first song I wrote was called
"Gazpacho" and was laughed at by all my friends behind my back. Inspired
by my efforts, Zach picked up a guitar and became better than me in a five
minutes. Our first band was "The False Dmitri" and never had a gig. Later,
I formed a punk band called "Nine Men's Morris." We played 3 gigs. By then
I had already become a tremendously arrogant person. Seth went to college
and India, over and over again. Zach went back to Texas and, at the
University, followed an academic strategy that he described as "Don't go
to class. If you do go to class, have forgotten that there was going to be
a test that day." I went to Minneapolis and attended classes like "The
Sociology of Food," "The Mind In Sleep," and "The History of God," while
writing songs and having nervous breakdowns that went entirely unnoticed
by my girlfriend. Zach and Seth and I reunited in New Hampshire for a few
days in the summer and formed a band called "My Wet," that existed for
less than twenty-four hours and played one glorious gig at an open mic night.
College droned on. Each of my nervous breakdowns fell away when I made
the most important decision of my life: to be a total failure. A
professional failure. I relocated to Austin, as did Seth, and Okkervil
River was born. The name comes from a story by Tatyana Tolstaya, and it's
a real river outside of St. Petersburg. At our first gig, they misspelled
our name as "Okkerut River." Later, Electric Lounge advertised us
as"Occerville River." The failure had begun. We were elated.
Gigless ciphers, we nonetheless retired to our friend Jeff Hoskins'
downtown Austin studio to set to tape our First Major Statement to the
world. We emerged a few days later and presented the product of our
labors, entitled Stars Too Small to Use, in the hands that stretched out
beneath our tearstained eyes. The record struck the earth with such force
and precision that it resounded against the surrounding sky like a clapper
in a gigantic bell, and we gained one new fan. We promptly added him to
the band.
A geography/ornithology student fresh-faced from a Southern Episcopal college and a summer job as an intern for videos on The Nashville Network, Jonathan impressed us by having the clear, strong voice of a choirboy and a working command of many different instruments, as well as musical chops made keen by hours and hours of laboriously practicing David Gilmour solos. He later recounted to me the epiphanic moment when he'd first seen Okkervil River live: "it was the worst thing I'd ever heard, but I could tell you were doing it on purpose!" His dubious compliments, contagious enthusiasm, ornithological koans, and Prince-Myshkin-meets-Pete-Townsend onstage persona infused our crew with a new levity and bravado, and we were heartened.
We set about recording our second album, Don't Fall in Love with Everyone You See, that following summer,
working with production mastermind Brian Beattie. It was during this time that Seth took leave of Okkervil River's
immediate orbit, to live a simple life in Berkeley California with his girlfriend and his tablas right by. Undaunted,
we added excellent postermaker and friend Mark Pedini and later sticktwirling Swearing at Motorists cohort, Cheap Trick
archivist, and all-around stellar fellow Travis Nelsen to the band, tentatively as our touring drummer. Travis would later
become Okkervil's full-time drummer.
In February of 2003 we went to visit Seth on the sunny West Coast and record Okkervil album number three - Down the
River of Golden Dreams - at Tiny Telephone studio. The whole process took us about three and a half weeks of long days
and short nights that tried my sanity, made me enemies, compromised my vocal chords, made me a wanted man several times
over on the mean streets of Liberty City, and caused me to become rather intimately acquainted with the back of our
tourvan. It was worth it, though, as I had the matchless achievement of – with the assistance of Jonathan and three pots
of coffee – writing four string parts in two hours. Tried by fire, Jonathan and I drove home through denuded hills,
swirling windfarms, and perhaps the most glorious sunshower West Texas has ever proffered visiting eyes.
And then came endless touring. I moved out of my house, we added the phenomenal Mr. Nelsen to the band permanently, and
Okkervil left home. Forever.
I became more and more of a stranger to the town I had loved. Visits to Austin shrunk down into a show, maybe a
burger at Casino beforehand or a breakfast at Polvo's the next day if I was lucky, and a trip to my storage space to pay
my always-delinquent
rent
in a handful of ones and inhale the odor of my possessions wafting out of the dark boxes.
At some point along the seemingly endless routing we decided
to add multinstrumental prodigy, alumnus of the great and recently-deceased Denton band Little Grizzly, and professed
street racing enthusiast Howard “Archie”
/ “Hodre” / “Bro Diddley” Draper to the band because Zach needed to stay home in expectancy of his first child
(who turned out to be a boy named Graham Thomas) and we needed someone to advise us on the intimate biography of Hans
Nordelius, the relative merits of the various widely-available toilet paper grades, and the finer points of cooking on
van manifolds. Howard fit all of these requirements, so we dragged him in.
Since then it's been touring, recording on the sly, trips to local aviaries when possible, days of laughter, nights of
overindulgence, mornings of regret, miles and miles of inexhaustibly breathtaking America whipping past our windows so fast
we can't process it, great and terrible meals in such quantity and confusing variety we can't remember them, evenings
spent in the beds of pricelined hotels or on floors of cat-litter-strewn linoleum, driving, driving, playing, driving, o blow,
ye winds, hi ho.
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