You're lost aren't you?
You probably followed the map that Pawl the Dwarf gave you. Yea I made that same mistake myself. Now look at me! I'm stuck with Peter. Please send help... and beer.

Never let it be said that you massive lack of attetion to detail never netted you a positive result. That means even tho you fucked up it's ok cus your here now and better for it.

So what the hell were you looking for? I swear we dont have any porn here. well... none for you anyway.

As long as your here... Look at these cool links.

Giant in the Playground - Order of the stick - Excellent webcomic

Homestarrunner.com - It's a dot Net - Watch the StrongBad Emails

Addicting games - Flash games time sinks - I like bowman 2

Ask a Ninja - A ninja answers email - Nothing more needs to be said.

I can has cheezburger - All those cat photos with 1337 captions - I like the kitties... BBQed.

The biggest waste of time EVER - Heheheheh - This isint a joke.

A bevy of hot girls - I'ts hot women - I think they all shop at the same place.

For Kravechick2000 - It's equal time here at NEN - For the ladies

The Eveloution of Dance - A guy dancing - He got mad game

Internet People - OMGLOLBBQ - If you know what I said this video is for you.

Chad Vader - Blame Society Productions - Darth's younger less sucessful brother

Numa Numa - Gary Brolsma - a guy singing

I can

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