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Anonymous
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LOLDONGS, ANONYMOUS IS DEAD AS OF MARCH 26, 2007
Anonymous is the source of internets terror. As one 4chan user puts it, He is the entity that comes to save the day when Bad Things® happen to internets, ANONYMOUS IS A MORAL BEING. He never forgives and will always strike a deadly blow onto the unaware masses. BE AWARE: there are a thousand impostors, posing to be the real Anonymous. Don't be deceived... the real Anonymous is behind the corner watching you!
Code of Anonymous
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
We are void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy.
All those who break this pact will be eliminated without hesitation.
Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be eliminated without hesitation.
Failure is not tolerated.
Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not an Anonymous.
Our enemies are to be eliminated swiftly and without incident.
Anonymous must work as one. No Anonymous knows everything.
Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted.
Manipulation of the weak and innocent is an Anonymous specialty. Once a victim is no longer commodious, they are to be eliminated.
REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE.
No man-made or natural occurance can harm the Anonymous.
Under no circumstances are Anonymous human. We are above humans and mortality.
Anonymous are not to partake in meaningless tasks. Those who do are to be either reformed or eliminated.
You are legion, for we are many.
Anonymous is everywhere at all times. Yet, singular Anonymous are not permitted to know everything.
All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to. Those who are not Anonymous are to be eliminated.
Anonymous has no weakness or flaw.
Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the Anonymous.
Anonymous is one. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted.
Anonymous is in control at all times.
Anonymous has no identity. Those who are not Anonymous yet know our presence must be eliminated.
Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints.
Anonymous are all equal. No one is more or less important then Anonymous.
Anonymous must obey the Code. Those who do not are to be reformed or eliminated.
Anonymous worships nothing.
Anonymous cares for nothing but Anonymous.
Humanity is the virus; Anonymous is the cure.
We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.
NB: Not to be confused with User:Anonymous or just some random anonymous pussy.
Breaking the Code will result in a horrific fate similar to Alex Wuori's.
Anons real identity
Recent research has proven that anon is in fact, a single twelve year old boy named Tom who has 457582454543 fake AIM accounts and singlehandedly makes every single post on 4chan.
