Humor >> November 07

Michael Scott: the things I am thankful for

by Avery Cruz

Now, I want to share with you, what we here at Dunder Mifflin, believe are the most important necessities when it comes to giving thanks. More...

Letter to the Reader

by Louis Kao

Because of our past sheer unconcern, we offer a complete retraction of previous issues and will henceforth adhere to the following set of guidelines regarding diction: More...

Buddha's delight

by Yasha Saxena

One month into school and I'm already thinking about jumping off the roof of the big gym. Being a junior sucks. It's like we're the middle men, "God's unwanted children" (thank you Tyler Durden). We don't get the perks the Seniors have, but we do get all the homework, responsibilities, and the pressure of this being the year that "determines everything." You know what would make this year better- if I had a sensei or something like the old dude from "The Karate Kid." More...

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