Humor >> December 07

Budda's Delight

by Yasha Saxena

So basically for the last two issues I didn’t really have any idea what this column should be about. I just kind of wrote things that came to me. First issue, I wrote about a Homecoming Dance from hell, and the last issue I wrote how my Thanksgiving would not be fun. I was feeling all this negative energy and then I read “Walden” by Henry David Thoreau and it changed me forever. I realized that the key to my problems was within me. More...

Puzzles

by Karen Ladenheim

A set of brain teasers to get your mind working. More...

Theory on Assassination

by Daniel Oh (Guest Writer)

As a new ideology begins to unfold, so must we obtain a blank portion of our unused minds. In all consciousness, we must filter out unnecessary biases and opinions we hold, even the ones we value. More...

That’s What She Said Tutorial

by Bernadette Hsu

The “That’s What She Said” movement originated on the hit TV series “The Office” from character Michael Scott. According to E-40, it ‘s even bigger than the Hyphy Movement- that’s what she said. Society has moved on since the “in bed” fortune cookie days. It’s a beautiful skill if you possess it. Perfect for lightening up the mood or making a boring speech interesting, “that’s what she said” can be hard to grasp. More...

The Thoughts of Daniel Oh (in no particular order)

by Daniel Oh (Guest Writer)

I recently viewed a news video, about a 5 year old boy in Arkansas, who killed a bear. His dad was real proud of him, comparing him to Davy Crockett and stuff. Their southern accent, images of this little kid holding a rifle taller than he is, learning that this black bear was 445 pounds heavy (``12 times the size of the kid``) left me speechless. More...

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