Humor >> February 08

Actors turn into the best conservative governors

by Elan Merry and Katie Mueller

Following the passing of his go green environmental bill, Arnold took his new pea colored hummer out for a celebratory ride. More...

Buddha's Delight

by Yasha Saxena

So, recently I was checking my email, and I realized that some douche bag hacked into my computer. This is what she wrote... More...

In N Out, and How It Saves the Homeless

by Daniel Oh (Guest Writer)

As the Inquisitors of our time, this generation has an awesome capacity for consumption and conspiracy. Naturally, there is a certain attention toward the Secret Menu. Ah, yes. The private organ that resides within the public institutions (primarily fast-food chains, but who knows, Costco might be hosting Yoga classes) that all of us frequent. More...

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