HOWARD HUGHES
WAS A DIRTY OLD MAN, WITH A LOT OF MONEY.
HE IS DEAD NOW
I WISH I WAS
HOWARD HUGHES,
DON'T YOU?
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A DIRTY OLD RICH DEAD MAN, OR AT LEAST A RICH MAN. THE OTHER JUST COMES ALONG WITH THE DEAL.
OR
HOWIE HUGHES WAS A GOOFY OLD MAN, A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.
HE FLEW THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.
THIS WENT ALL RIGHT TILL HE FELL LIKE A ROCK, A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.
THEY FIXED HIM UP, AND HE BECAME VERY RICH, A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.
HE LIVED IN PENTHOUSES, BRIBED NIXON, BOUGHT UP VEGAS, AND LOVED CODEINE. A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.
WHEN HE LIVED HE HAD NO FRIENDS FOR HE LIKED KLEENEX AND HATED GREEN, BUT WHEN HE DIED HE WAS MR. POPULARITY. A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.
WHEN ALL WAS DONE HE WAS A TRUE AMERICAN, A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.