HOWARD HUGHES

WAS A DIRTY OLD MAN, WITH A LOT OF MONEY.

HE IS DEAD NOW

I WISH I WAS HOWARD HUGHES,
DON'T YOU?

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A DIRTY OLD RICH DEAD MAN, OR AT LEAST A RICH MAN. THE OTHER JUST COMES ALONG WITH THE DEAL.

OR

HOWIE HUGHES WAS A GOOFY OLD MAN, A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.

HE FLEW THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.

THIS WENT ALL RIGHT TILL HE FELL LIKE A ROCK, A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.

THEY FIXED HIM UP, AND HE BECAME VERY RICH, A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.

HE LIVED IN PENTHOUSES, BRIBED NIXON, BOUGHT UP VEGAS, AND LOVED CODEINE. A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.

WHEN HE LIVED HE HAD NO FRIENDS FOR HE LIKED KLEENEX AND HATED GREEN, BUT WHEN HE DIED HE WAS MR. POPULARITY. A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.

WHEN ALL WAS DONE HE WAS A TRUE AMERICAN, A GOOFY OLD MAN WAS HE.