why not be normal

WE KNOW MOST PEOPLE BASICALLY OFFER A STRAIGHT DEAL; GIVE US MONEY AND GET A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF WHATEVER. WELL WE ARE NOT LIKE MOST PEOPLE. WE SELL OUR HERBAL PRODUCT A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT HERE AT DRAGONS BLOOD. WE COULD JUST REST ON OUR LAURELS; MAKE THE SWITCH; MONEY FOR A BOTTLE AND END IT THERE. AFTER ALL, WE ARE PRETTY SURE THAT NO ONE ELSE SELLS PURE ECUADORIAN SANGRE, BUT THAT'S NOT RIGHT FOR US. OF COURSE WHEN YOU ORDER WE SEND YOU A BOTTLE FULL OF OUR PRODUCT, AND EVEN THOUGH ITS A MIGHTY FINE BOTTLE, ALL BOTTLES HAVE THEIR LIMITATIONS. SPILLING, BREAKING, AND LOSING OR FORGETTING IT SOMEWHERE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE PROBLEMS WE HAVE ENCOUNTERED OVER THE YEARS. THIS WAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SUCH THINGS. ANOTHER THING IS THAT MOST OF THE PEOPLE READING THESE WORDS KNOW ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT SANGRE DE DRAGO, WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE TAKING A RISK, HOWEVER SMALL, ORDERING FROM US. WHY? BECAUSE YOU WILL BE TRYING SOMETHING NEW,  WE APPRECIATE YOUR TRUST IN US AND WANT TO REWARD IT. THIS WAY YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST TWO MONTHS SUPPLY (MORE DURING SPECIAL TIMES LIKE NOW).  THINK OF IT AS AN ADD ON TO OUR GUARANTEE.  YOU CAN ALWAYS GET YOUR MONEY BACK; NOW NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST A 2 MONTHS SUPPLY, MINIMUM. WE ARE NOT FOOLS AND KNOW THAT SOMEONE COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OFFER. WE ARE WILLING TO TAKE THAT CHANCE BECAUSE WE HAVE A LOT OF FAITH IN BOTH OUR PRODUCT AND OUR CUSTOMERS IN GENERAL.  WE WANT YOUR EXPERIENCE SHOPPING WITH US TO BE AS PLEASANT AS POSSIBLE (WHATEVER THE PRODUCT) AND TO TREAT YOU LIKE WE WOULD WANT TO BE TREATED IF THE ROLES WERE DIFFERENT. YOU MIGHT FIND "SANGRE DE DRAGO", "DE GRADO", ETC ADVERTISED SOMEWHERE CHEAPER, BUT YOU WONT FIND A BETTER OFFER ANYWHERE.