My legs are shaved:
Bi-Monthly
Waxed at a salon
With a Bic
My hairy legs are a political statement

I can relate to the following labels:
Lipstick lesbian
Gay
Bi-Sexual
Dyke
Butch
Lesbian feminist separatist
Tomboy

On our anniversary, I give my lover:
A dozen roses
A cactus
Dirt and a shovel

My favorite music is:
kd lang
The Indigo Girls
Brittany Spears
Madonna
Bruce Springsteen

The political figure I most identify with or respect is:
Indira Ghandi
Hillary Clinton
Eleanor Roosevelt
Janet Reno

In the last year I have read:
"Return to Love" by Marianne Williamson
"Sexual Persona" by Camille Paglia
The Home Depot catalog
Automotive repair manuals

Sports:
I watch
I play
Are for boys

I like to drink:
Diet Coke
Coffee
Chai Tea
Jack out of the bottle

I'm at the mall. The first store I enter is:
Restoration Hardware
Betsy Johnson
Barnes and Noble
Lechters Houseware

My ex-girlfriends are:
Not in my life
My best friends
My roomates

My apartment has:
A wall poster of James Dean
A wall poster of Joan Armitrading
A wall poster of Anne and Ellen
Candles
Plants
Incense
Toolkit and/or power tools
Too many cats
Precious Moments Figurines

I see a beautiful girl across the bar, and I:
Go over to her and buy her a drink
Wait for her to come over and buy me a drink
Ask my ex to go over to her and buy her a drink for me

The kind of make-up I wear:
MAC
Origins
Grease from the car
This question offends me!

I drive, or would choose to drive:
A Beetle
A Jeep
A Lexus
A Motorcycle, truck, or SUV

In the last year I have:
Had a pedicure
Visited a day spa
Washed my hair
Used a feminine hygiene product
Worn a bra

In the last five years I have worn a dress:
Once
Five Times
Ten Times
This question offends me!

My fashion sense leans toward:
Laura Ashley
Ann Taylor
The Gap
The Men's Wearhouse

My favorite holiday is:
Valentine's day
Christmas
Halloween
Superbowl Sunday

When it's time to get a haircut, I:
Go to a salon
Go to Supercuts
Go to my bathroom with the clippers set on 2

My idea of an accessory is:
Earrings
Nose ring
Chain on wallet
Fendi baguette

My Favorite TV show is:
Ally McBeal
Will & Grace
Ellen reruns on Lifetime television
Xena: Princess Warrior
Monday Night Football

My role model is:
Martha Stewart
Mother Theresa
Billy Jean King
Chastity Bono

The movie star I most like:
Jodie Foster
Michelle Pfeiffer
Glenn Close
Sylvester Stallone

When I exercise, I:
Walk briskly
Run on a treadmill
Attend yoga classes
Do pilates
Lift weights
Bench press 200 lbs.

If I were an animal, I'd be:
Pussy cat
Rabbit
Doberman Pincher
Horse
Cow

I have:
Pierced my ears
Pierced my belly button
Pierced my private parts
A tattoo
A tattoo of Melissa Etheridge
All of the above

I have thought about or desired to be a:
High school gym teacher
Police, fire or other type of rescue personnel
Xena's TV sidekick
Miss Universe

I generally carry:
A purse
A wallet
A money clip
A fanny pack

I see gay men as:
Wonderful friends
In the way
Tolerable
Intolerable
Great decorators
Too effeminate

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