CARLA: Enough of these airy-fairy Backstage articles. It's time I cut through the waffle and got really graphic.

No, I'm not going to start swearing or taking my clothes off. This is a family show remember? I'm talking about a different kind of graphic. To get as graphic as I can, I'll need the help of my old pal Jeremy; he's the Neighbours Graphic Artist.

CARLA: (KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK)

JEREMY: Who is it?

CARLA: Your worst nightmare.

JEREMY: Hi Carla.

CARLA: How could you tell it was me? I put on a fake voice and everything.

JEREMY: Ahem. What do you want?

CARLA: I'm here to let everyone in on what it is that you actually do.

JEREMY: Why, who sent you?

CARLA: No, it's for my Backstage article.

JEREMY: Oh, is that all? Alright, let's get this over with.

CARLA: Well, I see you in here tinkering away on the computer, but you're not playing games are you? What do you do exactly?