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Alex Wuori
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| FACT ALERT: Alex's ass is GRASS! |
Alex Wuori is an obese, acne-ridden faggot who lives in his mom's basement. After a 16-year-old girl rejected him, he asked Anonymous to raid her. After his personal army request was denied on 7chan, Alex continued to bitch until his identity was outed by an Anonymous at his school. After realizing that Juden like him produce more lulz than his proposed target, Anonymous used his magical powers to obtain more information so Alex could burn in the oven where he belongs.
He has broken several codes of Anonymous:
- Being a lulzkiller.
- Failing to post tits of potential raid target.
- Faggotry of previously levels that were previously thought to be unattainable.
- Using Anonymous as a personal army.
- Absurd amounts of fail.
- Spitting, rather than swalling during fellatio.
- Not lieking mudkips.
He is a prime example of how Anonymous does not forgive and should be an hero ASAP. You can pass this message along to one of his AIM handles: MagicHobo, ritlina, Naliitr or drop him an e-mail at the_magic_hobo@hotmail.com or zypher_54@yahoo.com.
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[edit] Personal Information
Dad: Kenneth F. Wuori
Schools: Sullivan Middle School Armijo High School
[edit] Initial Reaction
Last Thursday, Alex complained on #420chan to try to prevent further damage to his e-penis. However, users in #420chan were too busy doing drugs and sucking Kirtaner's cock to care. It was reported in follow-up threads that Alex did not attend school in the days afterward because he is a pussy. Ads on Craigslist were posted to help Alex get the cock he so badly craved and more information about his online activities was posted.
[edit] Alex Thinks He's Important
Despite claiming to be one of Anonymous, Alex claimed to have shut down 7chan. After Anonymous flocked to 420chan in the days following /i/'s death, Alex threatened to have 420chan shut down as well. Information about his family was dug up and prank phone calls began. Rumors about his status as the Final Boss of the Internet were discussed since he is somehow more of a closet faggot than Hal Turner.
[edit] Party Van Becomes Involved
Feeling butthurt, Alex had his parents call the Party Van, who told Kirtaner to remove Alex's personal information from the 420chan server. As a precaution, Alex's ED page was also deleted and threads about him were prohibited until Kirtaner got a new server.
[edit] PEEJ Sabotage
As a Perverted-Justice raid was proposed, Alex decided to go the way of yaoifan and attempted to sabotage it, despite his continued claims of /b/rothahood. Making a post on the PEEJ forums, he used his hax0r skills to find 420chan's whois info and post it. Rather than actually stopping the raid, his actions not only further enraged Anonymous but also made even more want to let Kirtaner stick it in their poopers for being harassed by overcompensating pedophiles. Alex then took credit for 420chan's subsequent downtime, despite how it was actually PEEJ bitching to the host in an attempt to keep all good lolicon to themselves. In addition he began to claim responsibility for 4chan's downtime (when we all know that it was because m00t was busy fucking the server).
Alex has posted several messages taking credit for the Chanpocalpyse and yet at the same time attempts to martyr himself as a betrayed /b/rother.
[edit] Alex Posts an Anon's Docs at a Sandkip Jihad Forum
Last Thursday, when anonymous planned a raid on islamic terrorist forums for the lulz, and to prove the Superiority of Raptor Jesus over that pedo Mohammed, Alex decided to prove his allegiance to sandkips once again and post 420chan owner Kirtaner's docs on the forum, in an attempt to warn the poor defenseless jihadis. Despite the fact that posting this info could get Alex V& for aiding terrorists, his intense love of sandnigger cock must have clouded what little bit of common sense was left in his AIDS riddled brain.
[edit] Anonymous's Opinion of Alex
"Your pride has really fucked you over. After your little raid backfired and Anonymous started attacking you, you could've just STFU and let anonymous find a new target. After all, any true /i/nsurgent knows that eventually anonymous will get bored if the target does not produce lulz. However, you refused to just sit there like the bitch you are and take the shit anonymous threw at you. You whined and bitched and backstabbed your fellow channers, thereby making yourself more and more worthy of /i/nvasion. You are nothing but a filthy turncoat, and I hope you're a raid target for months (if not years) to come. You deserve every bit of it."
"He's a FAG!"
