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Ceiling cat

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Beware.

Beware, indeed.

Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.

If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one.

In a recent interview with ceiling cat, he pointed out that he isn't a pervert and that he does it for the lulz. Ceiling cat also dislikes the Pakistanis, because they don't have ceilings there. Here`s a lil fragment of the interview with the ceiling cat.

mr ceiling cat, why are you teleporting between houses to watch people masturbate?
well, u know? anyone would think that im a fucking pervert or somethin, but i only do it for the lulz, i mean, when those nasty emo teenagers think theyre alone, having a private oment, thats when i enter to watch them, looking some animal sex or their animu girls lol
sounds quite funny.
indeed, it is.
tell me, someone is sayin that if the ceiling has no holes, you make one, is that true?
of course, how the hell can i watch people masturbate if theres no hole in the ceiling? you want me to sneak into the walls like a mouse? i cant, i dont fit there, internet? meh, im not good hacking webcams, ceiling is cool.
what happens when theres no ceiling? and have you been in a house with no ceiling?
well, if the house doesnt have a ceiling, i fall over the masturbating person, besides, anyone can watch thhem, so it wouldnt be funny without ceiling. And yeah, ive been in pakistan, they have no ceilings, theyre kinda retarded lol.
hahaha. ehm... mr ceiling cat, have you seen me masturbating?
of course lol youre such a pervert, watching women fucking with horses and dogs, thats nasty even for me :P
hahaha youre such a devil, mr ceiling cat.

Not much is known about his relationship with Speedycat, Limecat and Longcat, who live as a polyamorous family.