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I'll suck your cock!

Original sighting

If it were really cockmongler then there'd be less myspace links

FACT ALERT:
Calling him Cockmongler on /b/ make annonymous shit his pants!

OH SHI-
4chanarchive has epic archived /b/ threads related to this topic for great justice.

1 History of the Cockmongler (Mr. Mongler)
2 History of Grinman (Mr.Grinman)

[edit] History of the Cockmongler (Mr. Mongler)

Richard C. Mongler resides in Drumheller, AB, Canada. He has a major "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" type personality. By day, he is Richard C. Mongler (The C stands for "Cox" he explains.) He is married to Kari Byron of The Mythbusters but by night he becomes "Cockmongler" and embarks on a ravishing travel throughout the world and supposedly offers to "SUCK YOUR COCK" according to bystander descriptions. Cockmongler has turned up in places all around the world such as Hong Kong, China, Moscow, Russia, and even places in Iraq and Afghanistan offering to please soldiers of both factions. But strangely Richard always ends up waking back in his own home in Drumheller no matter where he fell asleep. According to him, ever since his photo shoot for the "Worlds Largest Dinosaur" website for INSANE.jpg, he has had a split personality. The sightings have decreased recently which is reportedly because he is finally having sex with his wife.

[edit] History of Grinman (Mr.Grinman)

Grinman likes to grin. Probably 'cause he's getting it in the pooper. What? If you were that gay you'd be damn happy too.

[edit] Cockmongler vs. Grinman

A very effective way of trolling 4chan's /b/ is to call the Grinman "Cockmongler" or "Smiling man". They all SHIT their pants at once, and induces many, many lulz. Anonymous will have an apoplectic fit:

For fuck's sake... Alright, Word Of Power time. It's Grinman. Always has been, always will be. Not Cockmongler. I'm not saying this towards the trolls who've flooded this thread with Cockmongler shit - they've no hope already. I'm saying this for your benefit - the Anonymous onlooker. You may be new and know nothing about this yet, or you may be old and just plain ignorant. But it's not Cockmongler. It started a few months ago, and it's everywhere. Take it from me. It's Grinman. You don't have to believe me, but I recommend that you do. If you don't, just keep it in the back of your head...the last flickering candle of truth. He's the Grinman. Not Cockmongler. Have some Longcat too (not Cocksucking cat).

Alternative!

For fuck's sake... Alright, Word Of Power time. It's Cockmongler. Always has been, always will be. Not Grinman. I'm not saying this towards the trolls who've flooded this thread with Cockmongler shit - they've no hope already. I'm saying this for your benefit - the Anonymous onlooker. You may be new and know nothing about this yet, or you may be old and just plain ignorant. But it's not Grinman. It started a few months ago, and it's everywhere. Take it from me. It's Cockmongler. You don't have to believe me, but I recommend that you do. If you don't, just keep it in the back of your head...the last flickering candle of truth. He's the Cockmongler. Not Grinman. Have some Longcat too (not Whitecat).

Other evidence of his grinmanship (we made that word up, copyright encyclopedia dramatica:

"I have to admit, I find the level of faggotry amongst the newbs to /b/ to be disturbing.

In the old days, this board was built upon the reputation of such memes as grinman, pedobear, and happy negro. They were legends. They were the celebrities and emotionally and sexually abusive founding fathers of our great and oh so perverse democracy.

It hurts my tearful eyes to see the stain of faggotry that these newbs who are coming to this board now are bringing with them as they change the names of the very foundation upon which this place was set.

Cockmongler? I dont' know who came up with the concept of calling grinman cockmongler, but I feel that whomever this individual is they should be anally raped by a screaming black midget named Remco. Grinman has always been grinman, and in our hearts we can know him as no other.

He likes to grin. Nuff said.

I also feel in my heart that whomever is the real person behind this photo would agree with the older members of this board. Given the choice between being known as cockmongler or grinman, I am completely reassured that he would jump up to his knees, that same nightmarish GRIN crossing his features, and showed his disgust for the term "cockmongler" by feverishly grinning.

Yours truely, Anonymous."