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Cooldude
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YO! he came from nowhere, he's got popped collars, 6-pack abs, backwards hat, cool like that, and he's gonna steal your girl!
Sound familiar?
Cooldude is a MSpaint meme born on 4chan during an "MSpaint relationship things" thread where all the permavirgin losers of /b/ share their collective failures. Interestingly enough, Cooldude quickly evolved into the MSpaint representation of your typical alpha male. An alpha male is a man who is active, social, athletic, doesn't give a fuck, and to the anguish of the basement-dwelling /b/tards he gets all the ladies. Only the greatest of men ever achieve the status of alpha male. To achieve this status, one must achieve a high score of Man points.
PROTIP: To become an alpha male, do the exact opposite of what a woman tells you she wants.
One of the few IRL alpha males to visit /b/ cooked up an epic copypasta with the iconic cooldude at the helm, causing much lulz among /b/tards.
 The original. |
 Cooldude brandishing his abs. |
 Doing what he does best. |
 The copypasta part 1 |
 The copypasta part 2 |
 The butthurt response (with more copypasta) |
 Because that level 60 WOW paladin is going to get you into the white house. |
 Cooldude had only ONE WEAKNESS: |
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Categories: 4chan | Sex
