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Drawhore
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As of 3/12/07, the most popular drawfags said their goodbyes. Many replacement drawfags have taken their place, and Sniper-chan has been spotted in a disguise. Most replacement drawhores have been declared about as shitty as the first generation, but without any of the flare.
Drawhores are a relatively new form of faggotry found on 4chan's /b/, brought there along with the Newgrounds and Gaia rejects and exiles, as rats and fleas were brought around the world by the British. The word "drawhore" stems from the word "camwhore", and is a completely new type of attention whore not yet seen on /b/. It is basically a person who feels the intricate need to attract attention to themselves by creating and posing an avatar instead of using real pictures, just as one would at Gaia Online.
Because of the relative newness of the drawhore, they have been widely overlooked and have not yet been recognized as part of the cancer that is killing /b/. When you see a drawhore, you will know it by these signs:
- Relatively little or horribly wasted drawing skill.
- Desire to bring attention to oneself. Orgasmic reaction when succeeding.
- Complete lack of shame.
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Creation of the Drawhore
Attention whores were first created by ingesting the happy slappy fruit of faggery. With the eradication of the name/tripcode input on /b/, attention whores needed a new outlet with which to cause internet drama and attempt to become internet superheroes. By keeping to drawings instead of using cameras, they are able to hide their utter repulsiveness as well as avoid being categorized as "just another dumbass camwhore". Because of this, they have been able to slip under the radar of the senior trolls and spammers. However, they have been gaining more recognition lately, as is evidenced by an increase in trolling their threads.
It is thought that the creation of the drawhore was mainly stemmed by the increased traffic that /b/ is now receiving from sources of faggotry such as Gaia and Newgrounds, as no true /b/tard would ever subjugate themselves to that kind of failure.
Notorious Drawhores
"SadBoxDog"
One of the more recent of drawhores and a self-hating furry. Created a series of threads about how "she" was so sad, had been raped, was being raped, and how it sucks so much to be a badly drawn dog with an addiction to smoking. Ended in a climax of her dying or something. (I don't know. It was too retarded to follow without being forced to bludgeon my head against the wall.)
She managed to spawn a group of lifeless faggots who went on to circlejerk over her memory in at least 100 threads everyday.
"Anon-Chan"
Another drawhore that managed to spark a circlejerk. Started innocent enough, and then when she deemed she wasn't getting enough attention, she started drawing bad hentai of her bald horrible looking female anonymous character. As with any drawhore, if you insult her, her army of 12 year old fanboys will rabidly attack you for neither seeing the artistic merit of a non-anonymous anonymous female (ANONYMOUS!!!!!!!), nor "teh hotness". Fan art of "Anon-chan" is generally much better looking than her own scribbles, but still fails to be attractive.
Disappeared not too long ago (maybe she hit her head and her shame gland turned on). Threads are still cropping up about her to this very day.
"Chainchomp-chan"
Possibly the most ill-conceived of drawhores.
Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Is that Ms. Pac-Man + torso + tits?
No! It's a female version of a Mario baddie!
Chainchomp-chan threads generally go like this:
1. hay guyz! Can I have my own thread? 2. TITS OR GTFO 3. *tits* 4. IN BEFORE RAPE 5. *Chainchomp is raped* 6. *Pathetic 13-year-olds masturbate furiously*
How one even rapes a razor-sharp teethed living metal ball tied to a stake is beyond me.
EFG: The one drawhore that the adjectives "good", "funny", and "entertaining" can even come near to being used to describe.
He is one of the last purveyors of amusing original content. In a style all his own, EFG manages to play out an original story on a regular basis.
Perhaps the reason that he is acceptable is because he doesn't "win" and he isn't a "kewl dood". In most, if not all of his threads, he is a spectacular loser and failure.
In these regards, EFG has something in common with the general populace of /b/, and that is why they love him. He appears, shares a story of epic failure, and disappears without another word.
Other well known Drawhores
Drawhores that regularly had circlejerk orgies in threads on a nightly basis until the exodus.
S.A.L is believed to be some kind of a rogue ipod. S.A.L. has had several threads, mostly filled with fail, but you know being angry and yelling is ALWAYS FUNNY |
An angry ipod and a can of beans be mean to eahc other over the internet. |
The Duke of Baconsfield is a Real Life Duke. his life is nothing but an unending stream of parties full of desireable women, hard drugs, and cutting edge pop music. He's like a modern day james fucking bond, but with a cock so big, he needs to walk with a zimmer frame. |
Anonkun is the male contemporary of anon-chan, although it is unclear who was created first. He is characterized by a round head and trenchcoat, and alternates between sunglasses, a question-mark face, or a combination of the two. anonkun has a deep love for Guro and furries, and combines the two at every possible opportnuity |
Sniperchan epitomizes the dilemma of the drawhore. She at once wishes to entertain anonymous by killing firfags while not causing drama. The dillema is that whenever any original content is created, anonymous is split between "Awesome, moar!" and "shit sux GTFO!" This causes internet drama, which attracts furfags just like IRL drama attracts real life faggots. thus driving the drawhore to the edges of madness and beyond. |
The Not-So-Notorious Drawhores
drawhores you have probably never heard of.
Goes by the name "Virgin-chan" or "kun" or something. Can usually be found fagging up other people's threads. At least his name fits him. |
Accurately named "Mustache guy". Like "Virgin-chankun", can be found ruining other's threads. |
Named "Archer" or something. Has a habit of bringing even more failure to RP threads by combining the two with his drawhoring. |
D/r/awhore is an artfag who doesn't try to tell a consistent story with shitty images of his character. Instead he just draws shitty art of other people's characters and rule 34 requests. |
Drawhores 2: The Suckening
With the mass exodus of many of the more prominent drawhores, a new group has recently appeared to fill the void of shit with more shit. most of these threads are met with the ever-familiar sage-spamming and calls to "bring back EFG"
the first thread that the moot-chan-chan drawhore officially made. full of gaiafags and fail. |
A siniging thread by moot-chan-chan that mysteriously coincided with the return to non-flashing of the /b/ board for 23mGET. Is moot-chan-chan a mod? |
Yet more proof that the drawhores are a symptom of the influx of gaiafags is Bamo, a drawhore based on a pet from the weeaboo-loved online game Fagnarok Online. Bamo is known to share a fetsh for apples with polar bears. |
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A screencap of a Bamo thread, in which you will witness his vice-like grip on the english language, audience participation, and perhaps an insight into where the other drawhores all went. |
Drawhores 3: back from outer space
on 4-22-07 a thread was posted that had all the old vanished drawhores singing "Don't stop me now" by Queen. Few doubted that the song selection was based on the fact that freddie mercury was a massive faggot and died of aids. There is a great deal of contention between /b/tards as to whether this is a bona fide thread from the drawfag /b/luminati or just one lonly fat shit in his basement with nothing else to do spreading lies. After great discussion it was decided that nobody gives a shit.
True to their nature of hating everything original a lone furfag proceeded to attempt to kill the circlejerk by using an automated program to post spam of the usual bland tripe from deviantART.
as of this date, it is unkown whether this means a return of the faggotry and attempts at entertaining anonymous with 30 second doodles or if this was just a rare one-off occasion.
