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[edit] w00t

In before you. --Fish & Mudkips 15:10, 9 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] ED RETURNS

Woot!!!!1

• IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND! --Kil20

PRAISE FUCKING CHRIST --Eppigy 15:42, 9 June 2007 (CDT)

• Preach it, brotha! yayeah!! Salambo 23:34, 9 June 2007 (CDT)
  • how does wiki code work again??!?!?!?!?!? Zenophile || Talk || Contributions || Listen

• • • this is the best day of my life. also, i have no idea how to use talk pages. --O rly? Ya rly! No wai!! 00:40, 10 June 2007 (CDT)
      • The one and only voice of truth on the internets has risen! Now time for me to get working on current events..err.. lulz. --Jawsome^{RAWR BITCHES!!} 00:45, 10 June 2007 (CDT)
        • I came --Drunkenlazybastard 21:04, 10 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] What up

• "what happened to Wrong Location Nigger? its article is gone!" --Kil20
• "... and word was spread, and many a whoop was shooped..." Lulviticus 4:20 Genericname

ED?! --Sheneequa • Talk 16:57, 9 June 2007 (CDT)

• I love you all so much. --Eppigy 22:38, 9 June 2007 (CDT)
• FUCK FUCK FUCK! I AM SO ON ED! FUCK I AM EDITING, HOLY FUCK OMG AWESOME SHIT SHIT OMG FUCK! _A RAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 22:55, 9 June 2007 (CDT)
• ZOMG awesome. Also ew het ;_; --GayStation2 23:43, 9 June 2007 (CDT)
• I am consistently up on dat kryptonite .core.2:19, 10 June 2007 (CDT)
• How do I edit again??? Also, gross GTFO you breeder freak. --Entropy 04:32, 10 June 2007 (CDT)
• Sup ED -- Plymouth Belvedere
• The lulz will never truly die. ED is 4 EVA Gowain 16:11, 10 June 2007 (CDT)
• I FUCKING <3 YOU ED!!!! --subseven 22:46, 10 June 2007 (CDT)
• ED IS BACK! THE WORLD REGAINS + 100,000 INTERNETS! PRAISE ED! (PS - I LOVE YOU ALL, HAVE MY BABIES! PLZKTHX) The Towel of Doom 03:12, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
• ED IS FULL OF BUTTHOLES AND ASS-SHITS, BUT IT'S STILL THE BEST SITE THE INTERNET HAS TO OFFER, GOOD SIRS AND MADAMOISELLES.--Sammich cat 04:34, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
• LOL HI ED. You left me and i went like </3 but then you came back and I went like <3. Abdul 08:06, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
• hay guise whuts goin on in hear Xanthine 19:38, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
• so i herd you liek lulz Spoom 20:13, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
• YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS --Blargh 20:21, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
• CUDDLEZ-Ket^{the KangaJew} 20:22, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
• DONG. DEMAND MOAR DONG. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 20:28, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
• And there was much lulz to be had... --Lateral 20:37, 11 June 2007 (CDT)
• Lol jews. Hugs. Crakwhrrr 04:46, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] ilu ED welcome back

Here is your link of the day: http://someonewhogivesafuck.com/molatar/

"This site is dedicated to spreading the Gospel in the werewolf and furry communities. It is my hope that many trans-species people will accept Jesus as their Savior through this ministry." --Molatar

Molatar is a Christian with troubles. He is also an otherkin, with the extreme belief that he's a dragon.

"I have been told that my shifter feelings are a lie from satan and that God has a plan for me in this human body. Well I don't know what that plan is, and as far as I can see, that divine plan will never see fruition because I feel too much like a loser to implement it. So I need to be a dragon, a beautiful and powerful dragon that's fears not what men can say or do and attracts many followers. If I was a dragon, I could do so much good for this world because my self-confidence would return to me. I pray constantly to God to change me, and He tells me to wait. If I can handle being a Christian, you can too, because I'm more f***** up than you are." --Molatar

He hates roleplaying games because he sucks at them and the GM doesn't let him play a non-magical dragon (because magic is satanic).

If you want to make all your furry fantasies come true, be sure to check out his informative section on how to "p-shift."

"Now some people say that I have to pray within God's will to get my prayers answered, but that's crap. If that were so, then God wouldn't have said over and over again in the Gospel of John that He would do anything for us if we asked for it in Jesus Name, because we'd always be asking for things that He wanted to give us anyways. ANYTHING means ANYTHING. God, our good Father, trusts us enough that, like Herod with his daughter, He allows us to ask anything we want and he will give it to us (Mark 6:35)." --Molatar

Remember Christians, God is your vending machine. Leam 07:04, 12 June 2007 (CDT)

Hey Leam, nice to see you again. I noticed you've done a lot of work at WikiFur while ED was down. How did that turn out? --Lateral 22:48, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

Pretty good. Their page about ED is now informative and relatively unbiased, and I am trying to undo the all-around whitewashing by the bestialists. So the usual subtle love trolling.  :3 I'm rather amused anyone noticed. Leam 07:04, 12 June 2007 (CDT)

[edit] It's beeeautiful.

Also, cocks. -    JailBait    talk    contribs   23:23, 11 June 2007 (CDT)