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The bro himself.

A sorta popular meme on 4chan /b/. His main purpose is to tenderly love all the women who stand in his way, his secondary purpose was to counter desu, as he is the essence of manliness.

Made entirely of Titanium, steel and diamond, it is said that he once punched a hole in the space time continuum and killed Hitler and Jesus at the same time. His only goal in life is to have sex with as many women as possible, his current record being 5 (Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Suigintou, Kanaria and Shinku), and to kill furries like the Beast. He is champion of everything, because No one can (insert verb here) like Gaston.

It is even rumoured that Gaston is a distant relative of Chuck Norris, and he hates that bastard. Last Thursday, a challenger appeared to counter Gaston's title as the essence of manliness. Yuri Kerane, along with his rape-toy Ghinius, declaired himself to be more manly than Gaston. It is yet unknown who the victor is. Not to mention his rival Clayton, a lame forced meme born from the depths of 7chan. Some argue this is Speedycat's doing.

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You're doing it wrong, dumbass.	The wonders of matrimony.	A threesome proposition.	Gaston and his army.
Lookin' handsome all the time.	A CHALLENGER APPEARS.	Nobody takes the knot like Gaston.