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Some habbos having a circle jerk.

AIDSBOMBLOL

Ghostlight encounters cultural differences which are wackily resolved in television's most beloved sitcom.

Advice that all Habbo users should take into account

A diagram of the importance cultural differences that shine through in Habbo Hotel

Post 9/11 Habbo Hotel interface.

what

Typically found on Habbo's website

Created by two Finnish pedophiles, Habbo Hotel is an isometric graphical chat room largely peopled by 13 year old boys and 25 year old pedophile basement dwellers pretending to be 13 year old girls, such as Ghostlight (see picture). It is common for these pedophiles to pretend to be attention-seeking lesbians in attempt to make the real lesbians to show the parts that they would usually only show to their horny schoolgirl female friends on webcam. All lesbians are camwhores because they have no souls. It includes people who act like "babies" who talk with an Elmer Fudd accent because their real parents hate their child for playing Habbo. These "babies" then get "adopted" and then make the dumbass who adopted he/she force them to buy them shit.

The company that operates it charges IRL money to idiots for Internet money to be spent on habbo "furniture" for their habbo "room". See also taking candy from a baby. This may seem uniquely stupid, but at least 100 years ago people playing Diablo II paid hundreds of times more for Diablo II items sold on ebay.

Almost every subgenre of teenager (often also LJ users) can be found there. The site has its own complete subculture, with many of the users participating in role-playing. Upon arriving in the chat environment, you will be immediately petitioned for cybersex.

Coca-Cola decided to rip it off with Coke Music. The misspelling of Cock was never corrected.

/B/LOCKADE

Earlier in 2006, the /b/tards of 4chan decided to invade Habbo Hotel. They set up 1000 "bHQ"s and blocked doorways and spammed the poor Habbos with stupid 4chan memes. Luckily, the Habbo Way was an old meme before the invasion even began. This is largely due to Habbo's KKK affiliation.

Racism

The Habbo Way is to hate black people, especially rich ones with nice hair. So playing a black Habbo, especially one with a suit on and an afro, will usually get you banned. The mods will then line up to form big Habbo swastikas or burning crosses.

All the pools in Habbo Hotel have signs on them that say "WHITES ONLY" and "NO NIGGERS". The mods say "Niggers aren't allowed in the pool because these coons carry AIDS."

Recently, a member named AsianJane, attempted to troll Habbo, but failed miserably. Unlike the noble negros, you are allowed to forget her, and her awful self-created memes. She is known for babbling about Asian orgies, and rice.

For everything else, there's MasterCard.

The Habbo Civil Rights Movement

For years now, the Habbo Hotel has been getting raided by a group of terrorist Internets users who protest Habbo. These individuals conform to a very specific dress code as they perform their counterproductive raids, which consists of a dark skinned man with an afro wearing an Armani suit. Some argue that this benevolent display of black pride is the Habbo world's equivalent of the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's, but with opposite results. Habbo shows no signs of removing its racist policies, however. Many times, any player in the same room as an organized protest whose character has dark skin is racially profiled and subsequently banned, regardless of their behavior.

Dangers of Habbo

First, pedophiles, then racist blockers that block anyone. The main danger, though, is that someone with AIDS peed in the pools and now they all have AIDS.

This is blocking?

Trolling Habbo

It's fairly simple. Just find a spot that lots of people want to be, is only wide enough for one Habbo, and stand in that spot. This should accompany announcements of how racist Habbos are. Especially the mods. Try to do it while the mods are at their "national socialist" rallies. Ladders of pools, narrow halways, and doorways are good places to stand around and piss off the losers who spend all day in what is Furcadia without furries (leaving only lonely, retarded teenagers).

Q: My troll and/or black habbo got banned, what do I do? A: Delete your shockwave preferences, and go back to trolling (or just being black).

1. Open up C:\\Documents and Settings/YOUR USERNAME/Application Data*/Macromedia/Shockwave Player
2. This is a hidden file and so if you do not see it, change your settings in Windows Explorer (if you don't know how learn computers).
3. Delete the folder marked "Prefs".

In earlier times, Habbo was raided by Nazis.

Tips on how to get "Laid"

• Stand around.
• Get teh sexy blonde spikes, teh hot button shirt, and teh erotic sandles, and then say "PRESS 123 4 S.EX!!!11!!"

BEST RAID EVAR

See The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006. Blackup has arrived.

Official Habbo Anthem

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just keep on your toes

I'll tell you how I joined a group known as the Habbo Negros

In the chaotic, hateful /b/, I was born and raised

in Habbo Hotel is where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all getting changed and getting in and out of the pool

When a couple of blacks who were up to no good

Started shouting "AIDS!" in my neighbourhood

The pool was blocked by a few negros with fros

Saying stuff like "desu desu" and “Get out, pool's closed!”

I messaged for a mod and when they came near

The nigraz reinstalled Shockwave and then reappeared

If anything I could say that this pool wasn’t closed

But I thought naw forget it, I'll join these negros!

I logged in to the hotel about seven or eight

And I yelled to the habbos, "You'll have to wait!"

Looked at my habbo, I was now a negro

To finally be able to shout “THE POOL'S CLOSED.”

Thanks, Etherchan.

Mine Eyes have seen the Glory of /b/

Nevar Forget

Mine eyes have seen THE glory of THE coming Afro Duck; He is Anonymous and Legion and he does not give a fuck; He hath earmarked Habbo Hotel for his Nigra hordes to /b/lock; His AIDS is spreading on.

Chorus: Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! THE AIDS is spreading on

In THE wretchedness of 4chan, Afro duck was born in /b/; In that steaming pit of mongled cocks and pr0n and faggotry; In a mighty voice that thundered, he proclaimed to you and me: "Our AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus)

"Never more shall Nigra /b/rothers live in racist slavery, Never more shall fellow /b/tards suffer Habbo's tyranny: As m00t died to make men pedo, let us die to make men /b/; While AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus)

Upon Habbo did /b/ descend in force on Twelfth July; THE Nigra legions clad in black Armani suit, and tie; From their places by THE poolsides, mods could not these thousands pry; THE AIDS was spreading on (Chorus)

To hapless Habbo's inquiries, THE wogs were heard to tell; "THE pool is closed because of AIDS infection, LOL; A gift from Ebaumsworld.com: To Führer Bauman, Heil! His AIDS, its spreading on!" (Chorus)

I have seen a thousand Afros lining Habbo's halls and eaves; /B/lockading doors and ladders and impervious to pleas; I have seen them dancing in THE pools transmitting their disease; Their AIDS is catching on. (Chorus)

Remember how on 7/12 in Habbo Hotel Hell, Gallant Nigras, by THE score, before Banhammer fell? But those that followed faltered not, and kept on raiding well; THE AIDS kept spreading on! (Chorus)

Nevar forget those /b/tards who in earth lie six feet deep, Those noble Nigras, banned today, for lulz are never cheap; For 4chan gladly marytred, that their rewards we'd reap, Their AIDS is spreading on. (Chorus)

Thanks, Anonymous.

Habbo Revisited

Habbo Revisited was the second great raid launched against the racist mods. Many nigras were lost in this epic battle. NEVAR FORGET.

There will be another raid on Habbo October 30, 2006 NEVAR FORGET. /b/lackup is enroute via roflcopter

Criticism

After 50 million habbo raids, a lot of 4channers have become bored of these raids. The only people who seem to care about these raids anymore are new 4channers who missed them. Polls from numerous 4chan communities have proved that majority of 4chan & /b/ got bored of the raids after the first and second big raids. Stop living in the past, guys. :3

Raid Info Links

• Your the man now dog for the next habbo raid
• YouTube link to the next raid
• Poster link for the next raid

External links

• The palace - similar site
• Habbo Hotel
• Example of idiot fanbase media
• Standard Habbo trolling tools
• Screenshots of Habbo Drama
• Another wiki about the raid. Has the Legendary Habbo /b/el-air song, Habbo Anthem, info on evading the ban, one pic not on ED, and other info.
• poolsclosed.com
• Pools Closed Wiki wiki dedicated entirely to the Habbo Raids

Habbo Revisited 2 Club Penguin