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House
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House is the bestest show on TV (including "Lost") and also an occasional meme on /b/. As such it is the only unforced meme in the history of /b/ and one that will nevar be old because -like Blue Cheese- Dr. House is an acquired taste.
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The Show
The TV show revolves around a crippled, bitter, misanthropic, Vicodin addicted doctor -Gregory House M.D.- and his team of l337 disease h4x0rs including an ornery, nigra car thief (Foreman), an Aussie, poofter brown-nose (Chase) and a promiscuous, crack-whore with medical scruples but none when it comes to sleeping her way around the hospital (Cameron). His boss -Dr. Cuddy- is a pro-ana 16 year old girl pretending to be a 45-year-old woman who won't let House hit it. Then there's the sole voice of reason at the hospital, -Dr. Wilson.- who's persoanl life is moar fucked up than all the others combined because he's the sole voice of reason at a loony bin.
In Season One, Dr. House was attacked by a psychotic bunny with lupus and lost the use of his right leg. Since then, he automatically runs each week's mystery-diseased patient through a series of tests to rule out lupus.
Because House believes and insists -at least 9,000 times a show- that "everybody lies", he refuses to listen to their 'lies' re. what they've been up to (usually cheating on their significant other according to House) to get so ill. Thus, after ruling out lupus, he spends the rest of the hour pulling genius ideas out of his arse for the patients' further ruination befoar finally saving said patients from the edge of death at the last minute.
House Wisdom
| “ | It's not a baby...it's a tumour! | „ |
| —House, | ||
| “ | And who plays the Jews in this analogy? | „ |
| —House, | ||
| “ | Everybody lies. | „ |
| —House, | ||
| “ | So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough. | „ |
| —House, | ||
| “ | There's no I in 'team'. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up. | „ |
| —House, | ||
| “ | Humanity is overrated. | „ |
| —House, | ||
| “ | Reality is almost always wrong. | „ |
| —House, | ||
See Also
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House is God |
Drugs are bad, mkay? |
OH SNAP! |
Srys House |
It might be Hepatitis! |
But it's Not Lupus! |
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