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Loli-chan

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Loli-chan is the name given to a 13-year-old girl who posts pictures of herself on imageboards and enjoys hearing from her older male fans.

As of late she has posted at Almighty LOL with great notoriety. Several posters do not believe it is actually her posting however, despite taking various personalized photographs and logging onto the Almighty LOL teamspeak server on several of occasions.

She posted about having her first period.

with Pedobear

She currently isn't interested in sex or relationships. This of course doesn't stop her pedophile fan base from frequently asking if they can stick it in her pooper, often spawning flame wars with her fans who don't want to rape her. (or at least figure it's pointless to ask stupid questions)

Loli-chan has done many request photos for her fans, and is open to most non-cp requests. She won't do nude photos, regardless of how often she's asked.

Recently there was drama on the loli-chan board over at lurkmore.com. It appears that a member of the GNAA, Jacqueline Singh, contacted lolhat i's school and told them about all the pictures that loli had posted. It also appears that her school wasn't too impressed and therefore suspended her and referred her to a Psychiatrist (who apparently said loli is healthy and this is normal behaviour). During her suspension loli got a stern telling off from her distraught parents and then sat and played video games.

On the 9th September 06 Loli-chan said goodbye to her fans as she's now given up camwhoring. Her -chan status has now been revoked.

Some conspiracy theorists suggest that Loli turned to the GNAA in order to have them help her get out of camwhore in a highly dramatic fashion. Loli denies these rumours but strong evidence suggests otherwise as there are many unanswered questions.
The classical approach.
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The classical approach.

"loli-chan 06/09/08(Fri)05:30 faggot, do you expect me to be some kind of magical wizard with the answers to everything?"

As you can see, Loli gets evasive with the truth.

External Link

Quite a collection of loli-chan pics at iceatlantic.org

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  • [1] - Phone call from the Pastor of loli's school to Jackie Singh.

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