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Marbleman
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Marbleman is a fat 12-year-old kid from Virginia who posted a video on YouTube about "may-mays", "deh-zoo", and "ee tee see" (for etc.). Days later, a user posted his Stickam account to /b/, after which 4chan trolled him to oblivion.
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Things 4chan Made Him Do
- Show his lard and do the Truffle Shuffle with his shirt off
- Show his manboobs
- Eat a large bag of popcorn while crying
- Drink ipecac, causing him to puke into the sink three times
- Show his 10-year-old sister, after which people requested her to show pooper
- Eat some of his father's heart medication
- Show the massive bald spot on the back of his head
- Mispronounce "meme", "desu", "sage", and other things
- Calling him "fagtits" mercilessly
- Steal his sister's panties
- Wear them on his head
- Put them in his mouth
- Make him eat a whole hard-boiled egg in one bite (nearly choked)
- Put his finger in his ass
- Put shoes on his head
- Put a GameCube on his head
- Cry into a pillow
- Demanded him to talk, in detail, about how his mother died
- Threaten to rape his mom's corpse
- Told him to become an hero
- Screencapped and YouTubed the whole thing
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LOL PICS
Pics of the raid go here:
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