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Neon Genesis Evangelion

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Commonly refered to as Neon Genesis Evangelion, Evangelion, Eva, "Ee-Van-Jelly-Un", or sometimes Eh? What the fuck did I just watch?. The show is about an emo kid named Shinji Ikari who is under the care of a drunk pedophile, Misato Katsuragi. Constant themes deal with the death of his mother, his problems having a vital life affirming relationship with his father and his having to pilot a dangerous alien/robot life form in order to attempt to defeat nearly invincible alien life forms who are hellbent on destroying the planet for no readily apparent reason. In Japanese, "Shinji" means "whiny bitch boy". Also the word "plot" doesn't mean anything in Japanese. The show is also about a penguin who lives in a refrigerator and a blue haired dick named Rei Ayanami.The show is notable for having over 9000 final episodes.

The show was created by some 1337 azn who was put into a mental hospital because he would slam the door on his dick. One day, last thursday, he heard the doctors talking about latin/greek medical terms and freudspeak. the asshole thought it was "deep" and "philosophical" so he added some shallow references to jesus and gnosticism and he came up with this shit. Also see Xenoshit for more info on this type of crap.

By the end of the series, Shinji is so emo that he single-handedly causes his girlfriend Rei to rape the world, causing every person on it to turn into a mysterious liquid. Good going. Also the movie End of Evangelion should be noted for having the biggest pair of tits that you will ever find anywhere. It should be noted that Shinji is a gay crossdresser along with an emo kid.

Cheer up, emo Shinji.

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Horrible Spinoffs

Since the targeted audience of angsty teenage males was reached by the show, spinoffs of the series were produced in game and manga form and sold for high prices. In one of the games though, Shinji stopps being a pussy and gets laid. Too bad his first time is with the gay character. So in a sense. You COULD say Shinji IS being the pussy, since Kaworu most likely was the Butch in this relationship, giving him total pwnership of Shinji's mangina.