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Pimp My Ride
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Another not-a-music-video weeaboo TV show on MTV, Pimp My Ride is hosted by dyslexic, Los Angeles gangsta rapper Xzibit.
[edit] Synopsis
Each week, Xzibit jacks a white boy's car, takes it to his crib -West Coast Customs- strips it, sells the parts to his homies and paints it neon green with a roller.
Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he replaces the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends) but mainly for maximum lulz.
For example, say the vic loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Lulz!
However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.
[edit] The Meme
A new /b/ and 4chan meme with so much potential lulz that it will make your head explode with epic delight. Behold, the cure for the cancer that is killing /b/:
SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE(D) ______, SO WE _______ ______ IN THE _______ (SO YOU CAN ______ WHILE YOU DRIVE).
Based on Xzibit's catchphrase from the show, the meme sets the lulz trap by letting /b/tards fill in the gaps where the car owner's 'hobby' and the resulting pimped-out ride's modifications are left open to the /b/magination. It has generated much original content and the average /b/tard's response to a SUP DAWG thread is usually something along the lines of, "Oh exploitable".
It is sometimes posted as "YO DAWG", but only by unfunny retards who have masturbated to Loli-chan too many times to see what they're typing.
There will always be one asstard who posts "SUP DAWG, WE HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ...", but this is inevitable.
[edit] SUP DAWG
Post any and all good SUP DAWG and YO DAWG quotes here:
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP, so we put a bed where the driver seat goes, so you can sleep while you drive.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO FAIL, SO WE MADE YOU DIS THREAD
- SUP DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS SO WE PUT CHRIS HANSEN IN THE BACK SEAT
- SUP DAWG WE HEARD YOU ARE EMO SO WE PUT RAZORS ON DA STEERING WHEEL
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PEDOBEAR. So we put a cage in yo backseat to hold the ten year olds.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED STEVIE WONDER SO WE PAINTED THE WINDSHIELD BLACK
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SURPRISES SO WE PUT A DICK IN A BOX IN YOUR DASHBOARD.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU DIDN'T BUY MAH LAST ALBUM. So we charged this ride to your credit card.
- YO DAWG WE HERD U LIKE ISLAM SO WE PUT SUM BOMBS IN UR BUMPER
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO ROCK SO JIMMY PAGE IS YOUR NEW CLUTCH
- SUP CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, WE HEARD YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /b/ SO WE MADE THIS THREAD FOR YOU.
- SUP DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE WATAHMALONS. We put some in yo trunk but i ate dem oh snap
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU BE HATING ON EPIC THREADS. So we put some ejecter seats in your ride so you can get.the.fuck.out
- SUP DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO LURK MORE SO WE UPGRADE YOUR HARDDRIVES
- YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE LOLI SO WE TIRED UP SOME PRETEENS INSIDE
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE 4CHAN. So we're going to crumple you up and send you ashes on the interbutt
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE RAM so w- OH HI I UPGRADED YOUR RAM
- YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE GRAPE DRINK ITS ON TAP IN UR FRONT SEAT
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE AIDS so we installed a habbo pool in your steerin wheels
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED DRAGON BALL Z SO STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME WHEN WE REVEAL WHAT WE PUT IN YOUR CAR
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CANDLEJACK SO WE P
- YO DAWG WE HERD YOU LIKED FATKIDS SO WE PUT ANDY MILONAKUS IN YO GLOVE COMPARTMNT
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE /B/ so we filled your glove compartment with copypasta
- SUP DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO MOVE ZIGS SO WE SET YOU UP A BOMB
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MISSINGNO, SO WE PUT INFINITE RARE CANDIES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA, SO WE PUT THE CAR IN YOU!
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE _______________________ SO WE _______________________
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE AFRO WIGS SO WE BOUGHT YOU THE MYSTERY MACHINE
- SUP DAWG, WE HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS SO WE PUST SOME POKIEMANS IN UR BACK SEAT
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PYLONS, SO WE PUT SOME VESPENE GAS IN YOUR GASTANK
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAYS, SO WE PUT A FUCKING HUGE DILDO IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT
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