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Flamevault is a forum for over-weight alcoholics and absentee mothers.

[edit] Member: Hectomoo

If there was anyone in need of lovin' from his mother, it's this kid. Born in Nogales Mexico he survived abuse as an infant by his half-Mexican, half-Native American father and battled the child-sitting method of being duct taped to the wall by his crack-addicted Cuban mother.

Hectomoo quickly turned to alcohol at the age of 10 and fell into the wrong crowd. Needless to say, his illegal click from Nogales was a terrible influence on him. Managing to hop the border into Arizona, at the age of 15, he was on his way to a glorious life of parking cars on his lawn and building decks for houses at 60 dollars a pop.

Hectomoo enrolled in the local schools and was pushed through the system like that bad meat-ball that keeps making it into Doris the lunch lady's slop bucket. During his time in school he met a boy named Billy McSquill who then became Hectomoo's homosexual debutante. Parading their love in social defiance wasn't the only thing on Hectomoo's mind. He felt his 3rd grade education would be an asset to the internet and began his search for wireless connections he could gain access to with the laptop he originally stole in a plan to fence electronic equipment.

His true calling came when he was led to Flamevault by a person whom has yet to be identified (wanted for questioning). His worthless opinionated and uneducated three word sentence posts meshed well with the already abundant piles of bullshit that were being pumped out. Appreciation goes out to people like Hectomoo who carry the skills only a master of the terms, noob, nogaf, snipe and gay can bring to a forum that lacks in this sort of depth.