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Tacgnol
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Tacgnol, not to be confused with Shortcat, is the long awaited challenger to longcat. It is prophesied there will be a great fight that will take place on Caturday. The outcome of this will bring the age of Longtac.
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Other names
Before Anonymous settled on the name Tacgnol, it was also known as names such as Blongcat and Stretch Puss. These names will most likely live on in a form much like how fags refer to Cockmongler as Grinman. Thus, another ideal way to troll /b/ is to refer to Tacgnol as Stretch Puss, Blongcat or the epic Gnoltac. They've caught onto the Grinman thing, at fucking last. It'll take some time before /b/'s two shared brain cells make this connection.
The Book of Raptor Jesus
There are two versions of which Tacgnol fall under. One being the light of win surrounded by fail in 4chan, and the other being an evil prophecy that may destroy longcat in all its glory.
- Birth
And Raptor-Jesus looked down upon his /b/retherin and took pity in their cries to kill the cancer. His disciples spoke, "Why Raptor-Jesus have you forsaken us?"
And Raptor-Jesus said unto them, "/b/retherin, for you have not been forsaken. I have merely been fapping to JB and hentai."
"Have you forgot about your people all the meanwhile? For our house hath been filled with both fail and faggotry!" spoke the /b/tards.
"Nay my minions! Fear not! For I shall send unto thee a new meme. A meme created of win, awesome, and God. And with this meme I decend upon ye, and ye shall be saved of the cancer and AIDS in the pool!"
And thus, before the very eyes of the /b/tards, came their new meme.
"What is his name o Raptor-Jesus?"
Raptor-Jesus did grin as he said unto his followers, "LoL! For this creation, spawned from the pit of win and awesome, shall be known as TACGNOL!"
Prophecy
A long time ago, when Longcat was discovered and became a legend, all was good in the neighborhood.
However Trouble was coming, like all fads on 4chan, a challenger would eventually appear to claim the throne. Many refused to believe such a thing could ever exist because Longcat is loooooong. So they all concluded that whatever it could be must be evil... the name this thing went by was Tacgnol...
As prophesied by King Raptor Jesus, Tacgnol, The Anti-Longcat has arrived
The 1st part of the prophecy has come to us as fact. Now only time will tell!
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