It seems many TV WEEK readers have Shakespearean tendencies and we receive a lot of poems every week for our Poem of the week section.If you think your TV-related poem could win Poem of the week (and $100 cash) send us your poem.
Here are some poems which didn't win the prize, but we thought they were pretty good anyway...
BIG BROTHER
by Maddison
In the house
Which has gone green
Things may not be
As they seem
Secret relationships
Hidden rooms
Surprise intruders
Romance blooms
Kate, Travis, Andrew and Hayley
Demet, Thomas, Zoran and Jamie
Aleisha, Billy, Bodie and Susannah
TJ, Joel, Rebecca and Emma
Friday Night Games with
Mike, Fitzy and Bree
Is always entertaining
Just believe me
The rewards room
Is such a treat
You get so much
Food to eat
Monday Nominations with Gretel
Can be both scary and fun
But when eviction comes
If you're evicted, you're done
At the end of the day
You learn a thing or two
But always remember
Big Brother's watching you!
NEIGHBOURS
by Jodi
A Neighbours tradition to make cars respond,
The mechanic must be pretty and blonde,
Charlene, Steph and finally Janae,
Put on the blue overalls to play
Doug and Pam left the show
So Karl's cheating ways could get on the go
Sarah then Izzy,
the Doc likes to keep busy.
With all his deception
You would think he'd learn to use contraception!
Billy and Anne, Libby and Drew
Are a lot more normal than Annalise and Lou
Who will follow Sky to become a singing star?
Will it be Toady winning a golden guitar.
Paul started at the beginning and now his back
Wooing the women and giving blokes the sack
Messing up lives especially Lynne's,
He hasn't come far since dating the Blakeney twins.
After 22 years of on air play,
Neighbours will always be part of our day.
ODE TO JUSTIN MELVEY
by Kimberlie
I met you on the Logies night
oh, what an amazing sight
you gave me kisses and a cuddle
boy i was in such a muddle
then you joined the moso tribe
they accused you of offering a bribe
but you held your head up high
only to be beaten by Guy
but you made me so very proud
I want to shout it out real loud "I love you a lot"
Justin Melvey you rock!
RUN
by Emma
Prison Break,
Money at stake,
Lives to take,
Run!
Lincoln Burrows,
Brow in furrows,
Crawls through narrows,
Run!
Michael Scolfield,
Highly concealed,
Secret revealed,
Run!
Prison Break,
Choices to make,
For Lincoln's sake,
RUN!
I LOVE 24
by Dean
I love 24,
l can't say no more.
From Bauer to O'Brien,
I can't say I'm lying,
When I say I love 24,
I'm seriously sure!
BAD BAD IZZY'S BACK
by Bianca
Is there anything that she lacks?
She's got style and attitude
and is't afraid of being rude
With Paul she caused lots of strife,
and almost became his beloved wife
With Karl she had a steamy affair
You betcha Izzy has lots of flair
Now she's back, has she changed — maybe!
But the big question is:
Who's the father of her baby?
A VISIT TO SUMMER BAY
by Sandra
I'm going away I heard her say,
I'm going to visit Summer Bay
where the people are nice
and the preople are good
and everyone there is misunderstood.
No Pippa and Michael to take in the brood,
They go to the Diner to get some food.
There's Alf who's a fair man
and Sally who's a love
and Colleen who thinks Lance is a god from above,
well it's been a big day as I turn off the telly
and get me some food to fill my own belly.
