… in the corner

bwahahaha… lolcat before this post should pay attentions… u needs moxie brah!

submitted by sally b.

photo and caption by: Kate

poor kitty

…leavn u surprisez

photo: The Daily Kitten
capped and submitted by: Chris

Last week I posted Lolfrenz Turnament #001 - where I asked u peeps for some definitions of the word lolrus

A turnament = contest or challenge.

I’ll be taking the top 3 highest comments using a very scientific unit measurement called burger units (# of votes * avg vote). I’ll be combining them and adding to the Lolwerdz page.

The top 4 are:

1. Submitted by: Cloud with 26 votes and ~4.5 burgers (117 burger units)

Lolrus- (Lawl-Rus)

n. A term used to describe any form of aquatic life that can be found in a humourus image macro. The most famous lolrus is also known as the Bucket Walrus, which is the main character of the bucket saga. Also a term used by internet goers who wish to “lol” but stand out at the same time. Other creations by said internet goers are the “Roflcopter” and the “Roflmaool”.

ex:

1. The lolrus is still desperately attemtping to retrieve his bukkit.

2. Person 1: …and the farmer said, “Thats not a cow, thats my wife!”

Internet Goer: Lolrus!

2. Submitted by: Gladys with 17 votes and ~ 3.5 burgers (59.5 burger units)

lolrus (lol’-res)

n. Any of a group of medium to large marine mammals, possessed of fins, flippers, a layer of subcutaneous blubber, and a nearly-pathological fondness for bukkits.

3. Submitted by: Kolshire with 12 votes and ~ 4 burgers (48 burger units)

lolrus (lawl-rus)

n. - a term of affectionate personification used to describe the often whimsical or comic facial expressions exhibited by members of the species Odobenus rosmarus.Ex. “Look at the grimace on that lolrus!”

4. Last minute burger addition — “lolcat of the sea” — reated by in a weird mish-mash fashion of co-inspiration, sum-uppery, and general comment-awesomeness by justine, whatladder, and saint pikachu.

Hat tip to the other turnament partakers:

Some of you may have submitted somewhere else other than this page… and it helps to keep it all here for analysis.

bob, obvsly, poetic explosion, —->tricki, nick, scarydragonlady, saint pikachu, melissa, whatladder, 200monkeys, songdog

Photo: Brimley Walrus submitted by Stephen s.

found on: fazed
kitteh’s name: ?
picture taker: ?
awsumness: 5.1 on the burger scale

submitted by: slacker virtuoso
image: ???
points made in sticking the landing: ???

sound effects needed for this post to reach ultimate awsum: bim biiiim biiiiiiiiiim bim bimbibibim…

PICKING MY NOSE

capped by: Alicat1194
photo by: tanjya askani

start ur day off right… this kitteh dids.

+5 tiny burgers to the commenter who can figure out what teh joke wuz.

submitted by: kitten
pix infos: invisible

… nooo it are my birthday

submission by: mrshll
my heart be: meltoring… poor guy

…I EATED THE CAT WITH THE 23″ WEIGHST.

u mean dis guy?

submittored by: jeremy
23″ weighst cat eated by: cat in da pic