Twisted Grip Motorcycle Personality Test

[name]'s Motorcycle Personality!

Hey [name], below are the results of your MOTORCYCLE PERSONALITY TEST.

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Question 1:

I am interested in motorcycles because:

Your Answer: A1
I want better fuel economy

Analysis:

You are one practical person. Motorcycles do provide a way to save on fuel costs (a darn good idea nowadays), but have you ever considered doing more things just for fun?

Question 1:

I am interested in motorcycles because:

Your Answer: B1
I hear it's fun

Analysis:

You are an adverturesome spirit. As a newcomber to motorcycles, be sure to get some basic motorcycle safety training under your belt to fully take advantage of what can be a lifetime of motorcycle enjoyment.

Question 1:

I am interested in motorcycles because:

Your Answer: C1
I enjoy riding

Analysis:

You are an adventurous creature who loves independence and freedom, and are not held back by risk. As well, you are secretly admired by those who wish they could be more like you (and who may also consider you "crazy," or more precisely, "inspirationally abnormal").

Question 2:

I ride motorcycles primarily to:

Your Answer: A1
Commute to work

Analysis:

You are a confident and practical person. You also revel in your uniqueness. When the workday starts, you've already had more fun than everyone else around you. And when the workday ends, you will arrive home in better spirits than anyone you work with.

Question 2:

I ride motorcycles primarily to:

Your Answer: B1
Have fun with my riding buddies

Analysis:

You are social, enjoy active companions, and unless you are otherwise hyper-competitive, get along well with others in a group environment. Additionally, you very much enjoy your own space.

Question 2:

I ride motorcycles primarily to:

Your Answer: C1
Enjoy riding by myself

Analysis:

You are free-spirited, independent, actively competent and dexterious, as well as quite self-assured. You are a natural leader and go your own way: no one can tell you how to run your life. You enjoy life more than any non-rider you know. You've solved most of the primary problems in the world, and if you could spend a little less time riding, you could help get those resolutions implemented!

Question 3:

I think "motorcycle safety" is:

Your Answer: A1
For sissies.

Analysis:

You're young or stupid...(or probably both). Although you're not dead yet, your future does not look so bright.

Question 3:

I think "motorcycle safety" is:

Your Answer: B1
Something I continually learn more about.

Analysis:

You are intelligent and/or experienced enough to respect the concept of reducing calculated risks for the purpose of enjoying long-term motorcycle pleasures. You are a good friend to yourself and to others, and all things considered, you have a pretty good life. You would help another in need (including non-bikers) and represent the cream of the crop within the global brotherood of motorcycle riders.

Question 3:

I think "motorcycle safety" is:

Your Answer: C1
It's for newbies. I'm already an expert on the subject.

Analysis:

You're busted: You are a liar on the subject of motorcycle safety and most likely you lie about your age and weight, and parts of your anatomy. If you were truly an "expert" on motorcycle safety, you'd strive to continually learn more about it as well as diligently practice to improve your abilities. (To avoid the penalty of an automatic government audit of your taxes, take the test over and click on the answer "For sissies").

Question 4:

I primarily ride:

Your Answer: A1
When the weather is warm and sunny.

Analysis:

You are a casual motorcycle rider who enjoys the best that life has to offer.

Question 4:

I primarily ride:

Your Answer: B1
When it's at least minimally warm enough, but it doesn't matter whether it's sunny or raining.

Analysis:

You are a serious and seasoned motorcycle rider who not only can't get enough of a good thing, you are self-secure, competent, hearty, have good riding gear, and quite likely have a lot of good riding stories.

Question 4:

I primarily ride:

Your Answer: C1
Huh? What does the weather have to do with anything? I ride until the snow is too deep to get out.

Analysis:

Dude, presuming you're telling the truth, you are one heck of a hard-core, motorcycle riding fanatic! You are healthy, strong, hard-headed, ruggedly individualistic, and very adept at solving problems and getting things done. It's likely that you're also a Navy Seal. If there were more people like you we'd have world peace and every nation would have a balanced budget.

Question 5:

Here is what I think about wearing a motorcycle helmet:

Your Answer: A1
I don't wear a helmet (unless in a state or country where I'm forced to by law).

Analysis:

You value your freedom and pleasure above all else.

Question 5:

Here is what I think about wearing a motorcycle helmet:

Your Answer: B1
I always wear a helmet, regardless of whether the law says I need to or not.

Analysis:

You balance your freedom and pleasure with practical responsibility. You have confronted the reality that if you want to enjoy motorcycle riding a long time, a high-quality helmet is an important part of ensuring your survival. Heck, that helmet of yours even has the potential to help your family, friends and associates to benefit from your brilliant and entertaining companionship indefinitely into the future.

Question 5:

Here is what I think about wearing a motorcycle helmet:

Your Answer: C1
Sometimes I wear one and sometimes I don't.

Analysis:

More than anything, you value the freedom to make your own decisions. (And by golly, you are at least familiar with the risks associated with such decisions!)

Question 6: