Lincoln Defeats Washington!
Without Washington and Lincoln, our presidents would just be a group of guys with no godlike, mythical icons -- like Duran Duran without Nick Rhodes and Simon Le Bon.
Nadya Suleman is clearly mentally unstable and as defective as salmonella-tainted peanut butter bar. And I love her. I want to marry her.
Without Washington and Lincoln, our presidents would just be a group of guys with no godlike, mythical icons -- like Duran Duran without Nick Rhodes and Simon Le Bon.
8) People say I use too much business jargon when I frame strategy fundamentals trend paradigm.
9) I have two beautiful sons and their names are Prioritize and Skill Set.
When an Angeleno says, "Have a nice day," what he really means is, "F-- you," and when a New Yorker says, "F-- you," he really means, "Have a nice day."
"I heard that some of the guys refused to relinquish copies of the swimsuit issue they brought into the country. I wouldn't exactly call that sending a strong message, but I guess it's something."
Seriously, what took you so long? I was starting to think I was going to get this award posthumously.
"With all due respect to the president, he shouldn't have his arms and feet blocking the aisle," said Boehner, who sustained minor injuries. "Everyone knows he's lanky."
Timothy Geithner trusts the people who write the fine print on your credit card statement. If Don Knotts was alive, he'd be nervous.
The president's online gambit seemed to pay off early in the day, when Josh Hurtstein, an indie rock musician from Williamsburg, Brooklyn, tentatively accepted the post.