Terrance Griep writes.

Some of the things he writes are true: he's sold stories to Out Magazine, The Advocate, Star Trek Monthly, and Lavender Magazine, among others. He's interviewed Clive Barker, John Waters, and Esera Tuaolo, along with lots of boring straight people. A member of the Prism Comics' Advisory Board, he is a writer of that organization's frequently-hit Queer Eye on Comics web feature.

Some of the things he writes are false: he makes up stories, and, incredibly, people sometimes pay him for them. Most often, his lies are written for comics. For DC, he's written stories that have included Superman, Batman, and Green Lantern, but he's best-known as a writer on the DC monthly, Scooby-Doo. Comics have obviously damaged his brain--in fact, they turned him into a part-time super-villain.

On nights and weekends, Terrance works as professional wrestler, Tommy "The SpiderBaby" Saturday. As The SpiderBaby, Terrance, a multi-titlist, has been featured on TV, radio, and the Internet. The International Gay Outdoors Organization recently named him one of the Nine Toughest Gays in America.