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S.W.A.T. - C.R.A.P 3.7.06
SAHARA - Redefining dumb 3.10.06
SANCTIMONY - In a world of shitty B movies, this one's a D 3.10.06
SANTA FE FILM FESTIVAL 2005 - Love that New Mexico... 3.23.06
SANTA FE FILM FESTIVAL 2007 - Land of Enchantment 12.3.07
SARABAND - The end of the road 7.30.07
SATANICO PANDEMONIUM - La Sexorcista 3.10.06
SAVAGES, THE - Families suck 9.5.07
SAVED! - Our God is an awesome God, be praised 3.7.06
SAVING SILVERMAN - 3.10.06
SAW - Bloody fun 3.10.06
SAW II - A sunny day in the park 3.10.06
SCARY MOVIE 3 - Lazy, water-treading filmmaking of the lowest order/$35 million opening weekend variety 3.10.06
SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE - October 2004 DVD Club 3.10.06
SCHOOL OF ROCK, THE - Dead Poets Society meets frontal lobotomy 3.10.06
SCHOOL OF THOUGHT - If David Lynch is for it, who could be against it? 2.15.09
Schussangst - (Gun Shy) 3.7.06
SCOOBY DOO - Your nine-year-old will love the drug references 3.7.06
SCOOP - Still Going... 7.30.06
SCORPIO RISING - Is that an arthropod in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? 12.19.08
SEA INSIDE, THE - We hate Michael Medved 3.10.06
SEABISCUIT - To the glue factory with this one 3.10.06
SECRET HONOR - 3.10.06
SECRET LIVES OF DENTISTS, THE - Death by a thousand cuts 12.16.06
Secret Window - Lazy plagerism 3.10.06
SECRET, THE - More swampland in Florida... 3.18.07
Secretary - Bondage + S&M; = good times 3.7.06
SEED OF CHUCKY - Puppets jerking off 3.10.06
SEPTEMBER DAWN - Whatever it takes to derail that Romney asshole 8.26.07
SERIES 7: THE CONTENDERS - Primetime Kill 1.31.07
SEVEN POUNDS - The Noble Negro Strikes Again 12.31.08
SEVERANCE - Why the fuck is this at Telluride? 6.20.07
SEX - The Annabel Chong Story 3.10.06
SHARKWATER - Felled, it seems, by Asian cock 11.4.07
SHARKY'S MACHINE - 5.31.06
SHAUN OF THE DEAD - Peeeete? 3.10.06
SHERRYBABY - A junkie's life 1.29.07
SHORTBUS - In defense of self-yoga 10.15.06
Showdown In Little Tokyo - So, so, so, SO GAY!!! 3.10.06
SHUT UP & SING - Chicks with balls 6.20.07
SICK: THE LIFE & DEATH OF BOB FLANAGAN, SUPERMASOCHIST - A pleasant hobby.... 3.9.06
SICKO - The sick and the dead 7.1.07
SIGNS - Creepy movie that kills itself at the end 3.9.06
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT - He'll kill you when you're sleeping 11.5.06
SIMON BIRCH - Far, far scarier than The Exorcist 3.9.06
SIMON OF THE DESERT - God is alive and well and living in a nut house 2.18.09
SIN CITY - We're suprised, too 3.9.06
SLITHER - Wormfood 4.8.07
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE - If Roberto Benigni opened a Kwik-E-Mart... 11.29.08
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II - Burt is out-classed by an elephant 3.8.06
SNAKES ON A PLANE! - Hisssssssssssssssssssss 8.19.06
Solaris - Movie miracle? 3.9.06
SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE - Gives heartless womanizing a bad name 3.9.06
SONGS FROM THE SECOND FLOOR - Some damn fine nihilistic Swedish filmmaking 3.9.06
Sorority Boys - Slightly better than death 3.9.06
SORRY, WRONG NUMBER - Die! Die! Die, my darling... 6.19.06
SOUL PLANE - Martin Luther King Jr. is doing backflips of despair... 3.9.06
SPANGLISH - 3.9.06
Spartan - Tarantino's latest flick features British accents 3.9.06
Spartan - Yawn... 3.9.06
Species - What a waste of nice boobs 3.9.06
SPEED - Don't say coke or freebase neither--unless you got some! 3.9.06
Spellbound - One of the better films you will ever see 3.9.06
Spider-man - Makes "Batman" look retarded 3.7.06
Spiderman-2 - Way less good than the first one. 3.7.06
SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS - Let 'em fuck, for chrissakes 7.21.08
SPUN - Don't do drugs, cause drugs are bad! 3.9.06
Spy Kids - Fuck The Kids 3.9.06
SQUID AND THE WHALE, THE - Not at all a piece of shit 3.9.06
STAIRCASE, THE - November 2006 DVD Club 10.27.06
STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH - They spelled "shit" wrong 3.9.06
Starship Troopers - Beverly Hills 90210 crossed with Robocop = rad! 3.7.06
Starsky & Hutch - Pointless x2 3.9.06
State And Main - Funny AND pretentious 3.9.06
STEEL DAWN - Bath House Warrior 3.7.06
STEPHANIE DALEY - What's a woman to do? 7.3.07
STOLEN - Pollock sucks ass -- you heard me 7.3.06
Stone Cold - Starring Brian Bosworth's Mullet 3.9.06
STONE READER - For smart people only - not you 3.9.06
STRAIT-JACKET - God Bless Joan Crawford 3.9.06
STRANGER THAN PARADISE - Live life to its dullest 7.13.08
STRAY DOG: KERBEROS PANZER COPS - Hits you with snooze 3.7.06
STREET FIGHT - Brotherhood indeed 6.2.06
SUPER SIZE ME - 3.9.06
SUPERBAD - Finally, a film worthy of its title 8.19.07
SUPERFLY - Fuck the Man 3.9.06
SURVIVING CHRISTMAS - Herr Claus 3.9.06
SUSPIRIA - The horror, the horror....oh, wait 11.25.08
SWEPT AWAY - Not far enough away 3.9.06
SWIMMING POOL - 3.9.06
SYLVIA - Kill yourself already 3.7.06
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance - Darkest of the Dark 3.7.06
SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK - Rubber Room at the Top 11.24.08