Armchair Cynic (ärm+cher sin+ik). n. Individual who gripes, moans and criticizes with no intention of taking redemedial action. Favorite expression: "If I was running the country, blah-blah-blah-blah." From the Latin root armchairus quarterbackus.
Armchair Cynics. n. Crunchingly intense and melodic four-piece contemporary rock band from Victoria, British Columbia. Optimistic, driven, proactive. Walk it like they talk it.