*holds his arms to his chest and dives into the topic from the skies (er...i mean, the topic list!)*
*lands on the ground and gets back up, having dropped in.*
*grabs a bomb and runs to the post button*
*3...2...1....*
All of a sudden, the text on the bomb changes, white marker writes out the word 'FIRST!'
The bomb explodes, killing the next person to post in the topic...
"Heh...."
*watches his motion sensor to see Shishka looming nearby*
*grabs a trip mine, writes 'THIS IS FOR BETTY!' on it, then throws it on the ground on the next post in this thread*