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I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me [Unabridged] [Audible Audio Edition]

by Joan Rivers (Author, Narrator)

(27 customer reviews)

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Editorial Reviews

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways."-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850

"How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?"-Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish

Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She's also opinionated - especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted - a.k.a. boring - ex-child stars who don't even have a decent addiction.

With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.

Here - uncensored and totally uninhibited - she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn't hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.

Product Details

Audible Audio Edition
Listening Length: 4 hours and 53 minutes
Program Type: Audiobook
Version: Unabridged
Publisher: Penguin Audio
Audible.com Release Date: June 5, 2012
Language: English
ASIN: B0088UTMVC
Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (27 customer reviews)

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3.6 out of 5 stars

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“ The book is the funniest book I have read in a long time and made me laugh out loud a few times reading it. ” JMP | 12 reviewers made a similar statement

“ I just wish she'd cut back on the hate, as we have enough of that already and when it comes to the sex jokes, those are getting a little old for her too. ” Shane Dane | 5 reviewers made a similar statement

“ If you are a Joan fan you have to buy this. ” Tracy Raymond | 4 reviewers made a similar statement

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47 of 52 people found the following review helpful

An AWFUL little book, but I can't help myself June 5, 2012

By Alice Fielding

Format:Hardcover

This is an AWFUL little book that is so offensive I ought to throw it right out the window...but I can't, because I can't stop laughing. Just the line about why chocolate doesn't count as decadent had me...well, I don't want this review to be censored, so I'll stop. Just read the book and you'll see what I mean!

Four stars instead of five because I'm afraid giving it five will get me sent straight to hell when I die. You understand, don't you, Joan?

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32 of 35 people found the following review helpful

"A Book Only Joan Can Write" June 6, 2012

By Terry Richard TOP 500 REVIEWER

Format:Hardcover

You have to give Joan Rivers credit for coming up with a smart and intelligent title to her latest book" I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me". The content is pretty simple...Joan hates everything and everyone and is not shy when it comes to writing about it. Everyone from the sappy weather man to people having babies to movie stars and holy rollers, Joan says it like no one else can. The book is simply a hilarious take on today's pop culture and is written as a funny, yet, perverse appoach, on what is wrong with the world.

I cannot think of any other entertainer who would have the guts to write this, but Joan Rivers does and I applaud her for it. Believe me you will not sit down with this book and say, "boring", because nothing Joan does or writes about is boring. The subtext to this book is to let your feelings out and don't repress them. Once you express your opinions you will feel better and happy, even if those opinions may not please most people, but do you think Joan really cares what others think?

Ahhhhhh, if I could be more like my Joan.

A++. One of the funniest books I have read!

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17 of 17 people found the following review helpful

Only thing missing is the rim shot! June 6, 2012

By Susan Jurist

Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase

This isn't so much a book as a series of one liners from one of the funniest stand-up comedians ever. I've loved Joan River's humor since her early appearances on Johnny Carson, and this book reads like vintage Joan! I laughed so hard, I scared the cat out of bed and usually the only thing that can do that is a needed trip to the litter box or (if I'm lucky) coughing up a hair ball.

Nothing is sacred, everything is a target for her quick wit. If you are easily offended, skip this book. If you like old-fashioned stand-up, click that "buy" button now - it's like a trip back to the Borscht Belt.

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Most Recent Customer Reviews

Ok for a little mindless reading

I know she rubs some people the wrong way, but , I always thought Joan Rivers to be a a humorous comedienne. I admire her ambition, drive, irreverence, and incredible work ethic. Read more

Published 18 hours ago by Barnaby Sunshine

Disappointment

I really wanted to like this book but I didn't like the format at all. About midway thru the book I had to skim thru it just to finish it. Read more

Published 1 day ago by M. Steinberg