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Little Girl in the Big Te

Lisa is overjoyed when she befriend...
21

54088 Views

Frying Game

Homer and Marge become murder suspe...
22

59567 Views

Papa's Got a Brand New Ba

When Wiggum and his men prove ineff...

season 13 1170.8k views

Season 14

22 Episodes by popularity

1

81964 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIII

On Halloween, Homer's evil hammock ...
2

36197 Views

How I Spent My Strummer V

When a hidden camera tapes Homer la...
3

41138 Views

Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Gra

Bart and Lisa are horrified when th...
4

52101 Views

Large Marge

Marge's life changes dramatically w...
5

45877 Views

Helter Shelter

When the Simpson house undergoes fu...
6

54078 Views

The Great Louse Detective

When someone attempts to murder Hom...
7

42675 Views

Special Edna

When Bart gets Mrs. Krabappel nomin...
8

47446 Views

The Dad Who Knew Too Litt

Homer hires a shady private investi...
9

50031 Views

The Strong Arms of The Ma

When Marge is mugged at the Kwik-E-...
10

47026 Views

Pray Anything

Inspired by Ned Flanders, Homer tur...
11

51248 Views

Barting Over

When Bart discovers the existence o...
12

44771 Views

I'm Spelling as Fast as I

When Lisa becomes a finalist in a s...
13

44180 Views

A Star is Born-Again

A Hollywood movie star takes a roma...
14

46301 Views

Mr. Spritz Goes To Washin

When Springfield Airport changes th...
15

47599 Views

C.E.D'oh

On Valentine's Day, Homer attends a...
16

46609 Views

'Scuse Me While I Miss Th

As a British filmmaker makes a docu...
17

71691 Views

Three Gays of the Condo

Homer moves in with a gay couple af...
18

62082 Views

Dude, Where's My Ranch?

While vacationing at a dude ranch, ...
19

47257 Views

Old Yeller-Belly

When Santa's Little Helper becomes ...
20

50576 Views

Brake My Wife, Please

When Homer loses his driver's licen...
21

51824 Views

The Bart of War

After police discover Bart and Milh...
22

48945 Views

Moe Baby Blues

When Moe saves baby Maggie's life, ...

season 14 1111.6k views

Season 15

22 Episodes by popularity

1

77801 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIV

On Halloween, Homer takes over for ...
2

34547 Views

My Mother the Carjacker

Mother Simpson is captured by polic...
3

40316 Views

The President Wore Pearls

When Lisa is elected student body p...
4

55554 Views

The Regina Monologues

The Simpsons travel to England, whe...
5

40268 Views

The Fat and the Furriest

Homer becomes the laughing stock of...
6

40693 Views

Today I am a Clown

When Krusty takes the Sabbath off s...
7

39365 Views

'Tis the Fifteenth Season

As Christmas approaches, Homer disc...
8

45486 Views

Marge vs. Singles, Senior

Marge opposes a political group mad...
9

42003 Views

I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot

Homer builds a fighting robot for B...
10

43976 Views

Diatribe of a Mad Housewi

Homer buys an ambulance and starts ...
11

43191 Views

Margical History Tour

Marge tells the children three hist...
12

48535 Views

Milhouse Doesn't Live Her

When Milhouse and his mother reloca...
13

46444 Views

Smart & Smarter

Lisa searches for a new identity wh...
14

43545 Views

The Ziff Who Came to Dinn

Homer becomes the majority sharehol...
15

45195 Views

Co-Dependent's Day

When a drunken Homer loses control ...
16

45464 Views

The Wandering Juvie

Bart's latest prank lands him in ju...
17

45116 Views

My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Mrs. Krabappel dumps Principal Skin...
18

47579 Views

Catch 'Em If You Can

Bart and Lisa pursue Homer and Marg...
19

48312 Views

Simple Simpson

Homer confronts evildoers in the fo...
20

45955 Views

The Way We Weren't

Homer reveals that Marge wasn't the...
21

48136 Views

Bart-Mangled Banner

The Simpsons are thrown in prison a...
22

48656 Views

Fraudcast News

Mr. Burns buys up all the media out...

season 15 1016.1k views

Season 16

21 Episodes by popularity

1

79638 Views

Treehouse of Horror XV

On Halloween... Flanders can predic...
2

40838 Views

All's Fair in Oven War

Marge enters a bakeoff competition,...
3

41291 Views

Sleeping with the Enemy

Lisa becomes self-conscious about h...
4

38394 Views

She Used to Be My Girl

Marge wonders if she made the right...
5

43615 Views

Fat Man and Little Boy

Homer builds a nuclear reactor for ...
6

42127 Views

Midnight Rx

Homer and Grampa smuggle drugs out ...
7

44250 Views

Mommie Beerest

Homer mortgages his house to save M...
8

42546 Views

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary

After teaching famous athletes some...
9

42239 Views

Pranksta Rap

After sneaking off to a rap concert...
10

44772 Views

There's Something About M

When tourists shun Springfield, the...
11

45333 Views

On a Clear Day I Can't Se

After Bart torments his sister duri...
12

60224 Views

Goo Goo Gai Pan

Homer pretends to be Selma's husban...
13

47325 Views

Mobile Homer

Bart and Lisa attempt to save Homer...
14

46746 Views

The Seven-Beer Snitch

Homer becomes a prison snitch after...
15

66109 Views

Future-Drama

Using Professor Frink's astrologica...
16

44612 Views

Don't Fear the Roofer

Homer ends up in a mental instituti...
17

53917 Views

The Heartbroke Kid

Bart has a heart attack after he be...
18

51164 Views

A Star is Torn

Homer behaves like a domineering st...
19

49573 Views

Thank God It's Doomsday

Homer is declared a prophet after h...
20

49137 Views

Home Away From Homer

Flanders feels like a fool after so...
21

49090 Views

The Father, The Son, and

After Bart gets expelled, he's enro...

season 16 1022.9k views

Season 17

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31720 Views

The Bonfire of the Manate

When Homer allows the mob to film a...
2

36932 Views

The Girl Who Slept Too Li

Lisa must confront her darkest fear...
3

36339 Views

MIlhouse of Sand and Fog

After Kirk and Luann rekindle their...
4

83980 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVI

On Halloween, Bart is replaced by a...
5

39568 Views

Marge's Son Poisoning

After spending time with her son, M...
6

40493 Views

See Homer Run

After winning popularity as the Saf...
7

38490 Views

The Last of the Red Hat M

A lonely Marge joins a women's grou...
8

61677 Views

The Italian Bob

The Simpsons travel to Italy to ret...
9

45484 Views

Simpsons Christmas Storie

The Simpsons appear in three Christ...
10

39184 Views

Homer's Paternity Coot

When an old letter is delivered to ...
11

42592 Views

We're on the Road to D'oh

After Bart gets into trouble at sch...
12

43566 Views

My Fair Laddy

Lisa vows to turn Groundskeeper Wil...
13

65140 Views

The Seemingly Never-Endin

When the Simpsons become trapped in...
14

44026 Views

Bart Has Two Mommies

Marge teaches Rod and Todd Flanders...
15

43176 Views

Homer Simpson, This is Yo

Marge swaps places with a British w...
16

43697 Views

Million Dollar Abie

After costing Springfield a profess...
17

58358 Views

Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore

Mr. Burns closes the nuclear power ...
18

44135 Views

The Wettest Stories Ever

The Simpsons appear in three storie...
19

48111 Views

Girls Just Want to Have S

After Skinner is fired for insinuat...
20

45937 Views

Regarding Margie

After Marge develops amnesia and ca...
21

48905 Views

The Monkey Suit

Lisa protests when Springfield pass...
22

44843 Views

Marge and Homer Turn a Co

Homer and Marge play marriage couns...

season 17 1026.4k views

Season 18

22 Episodes by popularity

1

36752 Views

The Mook, the Chef, the W

Lisa befriends the son of mobster F...
2

33806 Views

Jazzy and the Pussycats

Lisa grows jealous after Bart disco...
3

39383 Views

Please Homer, Don't Hamme

Marge starts her own carpentry busi...
4

81774 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVII

The Simpsons appear in three tales ...
5

41572 Views

G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

After Homer joins the Army, he's se...
6

36606 Views

Moe 'N' a Lisa

Lisa helps Moe get a poem published...
7

41413 Views

Ice Cream of Margie (With

Homer finds happiness after he buys...
8

40557 Views

The Haw-Hawed Couple

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend; ...
9

49267 Views

Kill Gil (Parts I & II)

During the Christmas holiday, Marge...
10

41014 Views

The Wife Aquatic

Marge returns to an island where sh...
11

66656 Views

Revenge is a Dish Best Se

The Simpsons spin three tales of re...
12

55280 Views

Little Big Girl

As Multicultural Day approaches, Li...
13

45333 Views

Springfield Up

In this spoof of the 'Up' documenta...
14

44287 Views

Yokel Chords

Lisa tutors Cletus's children - unt...
15

42198 Views

Rome-old and Juli-eh

Homer is horrified when his father ...
16

43750 Views

Homerazzi

Homer tries his hand at making mone...
17

48409 Views

Marge Gamer

After discovering the Internet, Mar...
18

53748 Views

The Boys of Bummer

Bart becomes the shame of Springfie...
19

46480 Views

Crook and Ladder

Homer and his friends join the volu...
20

44875 Views

Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot

When Santa's Little Helper gets a j...
21

45734 Views

24 Minutes

In this spoof of the television ser...
22

48260 Views

You Kent Always Say What

Kent Brockman accidentally utters a...

season 18 1027.2k views

Season 19

20 Episodes by popularity

1

34968 Views

He Loves To Fly And He D'

Marge hires a life coach to turn Ho...
2

33992 Views

Homer of Seville

Homer becomes an opera star, only t...
3

35478 Views

Midnight Towboy

Homer makes enemies when he starts ...
4

35039 Views

I Don't Wanna Know Why th

Marge fears for her safety after br...
5

81952 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVIII

In three tales of Halloween terror:...
6

39494 Views

Little Orphan Millie

When his parents are lost at sea an...
7

42986 Views

Husbands and Knives

After Marge launches a gym for 'reg...
8

48402 Views

Funeral for a Fiend

After another of his attempts to ki...
9

43350 Views

Eternal Moonshine of the

Homer wakes up from a blackout only...
10

44815 Views

E. Pluribus Wiggum

When Springfield becomes the first ...
11

43951 Views

That 90's Show

Marge and Homer recount how Marge a...
12

40785 Views

Love, Springfieldian Styl

When Homer and Marge become trapped...
13

42918 Views

The Debarted

Bart befriends a new kid at school,...
14

42785 Views

Dial 'N' for Nerder

Bart and Lisa think they killed Mar...
15

42996 Views

Smoke on the Daughter

Lisa becomes addicted to secondhand...
16

39771 Views

Papa Don't Leech

Marge and Homer aid country singer ...
17

41831 Views

Apocalypse Cow

Bart is overjoyed when the calf he'...
18

42914 Views

Any Given Sundance

Lisa's documentary about life with ...
19

40524 Views

Mona Leaves-a

When Homer's mother returns to Spri...
20

46653 Views

All About Lisa

Krusty hires Lisa to be his intern,...

season 19 865.6k views

Season 20

21 Episodes by popularity

1

39988 Views

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrap

Homer and Flanders team-up as bount...
2

35827 Views

Lost Verizon

When Bart steals actor Denis Leary'...
3

47956 Views

Double, Double, Boy in Tr

Bart swaps places with his exact do...
4

80082 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIX

On Halloween... Transformer-like ro...
5

46483 Views

Dangerous Curves

In a series of flashbacks... Homer ...
6

38073 Views

Homer and Lisa Exchange C

When Lisa discovers a talent for so...
7

38734 Views

Mypods and Boomsticks

Homer thinks Bart's new Muslim frie...
8

37895 Views

The Burns and the Bees

As Lisa tries to find a habitat for...
9

38075 Views

Lisa the Drama Queen

Lisa's new best friend creates a fa...
10

40260 Views

Take My Life, Please

When Homer discovers that he was al...
11

40763 Views

How the Test Was Won

Lisa freezes during a federal schoo...
12

41278 Views

No Loan Again, Naturally

When Homer and Marge's adjustable m...
13

42115 Views

Gone Maggie Gone

In this 'National Treasure'-like st...
14

54646 Views

In the Name of the Grandf

The Simpsons travel to Ireland, whe...
15

42382 Views

Wedding for Disaster

When their marriage license turns o...
16

41187 Views

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe

Moe meets a beautiful woman in an I...
17

45291 Views

The Good, The Sad, and Th

Bart dumps Milhouse in favor of a c...
18

43215 Views

Father Knows Worst

As a result of Homer's "helicopter ...
19

46443 Views

Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'o

Homer and Marge rent an apartment i...
20

45335 Views

Four Great Women and a Ma

As Marge and Lisa have their nails ...
21

49672 Views

Coming To Homerica

Springfield grapples with an immigr...

season 20 935.7k views

Season 21

23 Episodes by popularity

1

36713 Views

Homer the Whopper

Homer ends up with a superhero's ph...
2

36547 Views

Bart Gets A 'Z'

Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabap...
3

41931 Views

The Great Wife Hope

Marge vows to drive mixed martial a...
4

77264 Views

Treehouse of Horror XX

Classic movie monsters are attacked...
5

40043 Views

The Devil Wears Nada

Homer's life turns into nonstop mis...
6

39169 Views

Pranks and Greens

Skinner tells Bart about a former S...
7

37283 Views

Rednecks and Broomsticks

Lisa befriends a group of Wiccans w...
8

37889 Views

O Brother, Where Bart Tho

Bart attempts to get Homer and Marg...
9

35588 Views

Thursdays with Abie

Homer becomes jealous when a report...
10

42051 Views

Once Upon A Time in Sprin

Krusty ends up playing second fiddl...
11

39734 Views

Million Dollar Maybe

Homer wins a million-dollar lottery...
12

62847 Views

Boy Meets Curl

The Simpsons head to the Winter Oly...
13

48838 Views

The Color Yellow

Lisa discovers that her Southern an...
14

40873 Views

Postcards From the Wedge

Bart creates friction between Marge...
15

39988 Views

Stealing First Base

Bart stirs up trouble when he kisse...
16

55392 Views

The Greatest Story Ever D

Flanders attempts to redeem Homer d...
17

43726 Views

American History X-cellen

When Mr. Burns is sent to prison fo...
18

41093 Views

Chief of Hearts

After he's sentenced to perform com...
19

43153 Views

The Squirt and the Whale

Lisa comes to the aid of a whale th...
20

45039 Views

To Surveil With Love

After a bomb squad mistakenly blows...
21

41750 Views

Moe Letter Blues

As Mother's Day approaches, Homer, ...
22

45053 Views

The Bob Next Door

Bart is convinced that his new neig...
23

44122 Views

Judge Me Tender

Moe discovers a talent for judging ...

season 21 1016.1k views

Season 22

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31972 Views

Elementary School Musical

Lisa attends a performing arts camp...
2

33746 Views

Loan-A-Lisa

Lisa donates money to a microfinanc...
3

43405 Views

Money Bart

Lisa becomes the coach of Bart's Li...
4

74058 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXI

Bart and Milhouse use their videoga...
5

39043 Views

Lisa Simpson, This Isn't

Lisa decides she doesn't want to en...
6

37188 Views

The Fool Monty

When a dying Mr. Burns loses his me...
7

36751 Views

How Munched is that Birdi

The Simpsons decide to give away Sa...
8

46801 Views

The Fight Before Christma

Four Christmas tales... Bart takes ...
9

39159 Views

Donnie Fatso

Acting as an undercover informant, ...
10

40912 Views

Moms I'd Like To Forget

As Bart tries to determine the orig...
11

39141 Views

Flaming Moe

Smithers convinces Moe to turn his ...
12

41257 Views

Homer the Father

Homer uses plotlines from a 1980's ...
13

40570 Views

The Blue and the Gray

Unable to get a date for Valentine'...
14

41195 Views

Angry Dad: The Movie

When the 'Angry Dad' character is t...
15

42102 Views

The Scorpion's Tale

When Lisa discovers a wildflower th...
16

38632 Views

A Midsummer's Nice Dreams

When legendary comics Cheech and Ch...
17

40168 Views

Love is a Many Strangled

Homer enrolls in a fathering enrich...
18

43991 Views

The Great Simpsina

Lisa befriends an old magician who ...
19

41064 Views

The Housewives of Fat Ton

Fat Tony asks for Selma's hand in m...
20

45442 Views

Homer Scissorhands

Homer discovers a talent for cuttin...
21

49426 Views

500 Keys

A drawer full of old keys sparks se...
22

46092 Views

The Ned-liest Catch

Ned Flanders falls for Bart's teach...

season 22 932.1k views

Season 23

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34017 Views

The Falcon and the D'ohma

Homer attempts to help a former CIA...
2

34418 Views

Bart Stops to Smell the R

Superintendant Chalmers teaches Bar...
3

75230 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXII

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
4

35766 Views

Replaceable You

With some help from Martin Prince, ...
5

39973 Views

The Food Wife

As Homer and Marge vie for the kids...
6

39200 Views

The Book Job

After Lisa discovers that her favor...
7

39783 Views

The Man in the Blue Flann

Burns appoints Homer the nuclear po...
8

41705 Views

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

After being fired from his popular ...
9

84793 Views

Holidays Of Future Passed

Thirty years in the future, Bart an...
10

41762 Views

Politically Inept, With H

Homer becomes a celebrity after he ...
11

43419 Views

The D'oh-cial Network

Lisa's idea for an online social ne...
12

38444 Views

Moe Goes From Rags To Ric

Moe's bar rag tells the story of hi...
13

39362 Views

The Daughter Also Rises

As Valentine's Day approaches, Marg...
14

43854 Views

At Long Last Leave

Fed up with the family's negative i...
15

43925 Views

Exit Through The Kwik-E-M

Bart becomes a famous street artist...
16

43982 Views

How I Wet Your Mother

With help from one of Professor Fri...
17

42091 Views

Them, Robot

Homer becomes the last human employ...
18

42789 Views

Beware My Cheating Bart

Bart falls for Jimbo's girlfriend S...
19

58057 Views

A Totally Fun Thing Bart

The Simpsons vacation on a cruise l...
20

45201 Views

The Spy Who Learned Me

After being injured at work, Homer ...
21

48542 Views

Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agend

Complications ensue when Flanders a...
22

46611 Views

Lisa Goes Gaga

Singer Lady Gaga attempts to cheer ...

season 23 1002.9k views

Season 24

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34164 Views

Moonshine River

Bart seeks out Cletus's daughter, w...
2

80020 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

In these three Halloween tales... a...
3

38319 Views

Adventures in Baby-gettin

Marge decides she wants to conceive...
4

33711 Views

Gone Abie Gone

Homer and Marge search for Grampa a...
5

35730 Views

Penny-Wiseguys

While serving jury duty, Fat Tony a...
6

41251 Views

A Tree Grows in Springfie

After his beloved new tablet "MyPad...
7

39094 Views

The Day the Earth Stood C

Homer is elated when a cool dad and...
8

47112 Views

To Cur, With Love

When Bart accuses Homer of not liki...
9

42919 Views

Homer Goes to Prep School

The Simpsons anticipate the apocaly...
10

41690 Views

A Test Before Trying

Bart must pass a district-wide test...
11

42333 Views

The Changing of the Guard

After narrowly surviving a tornado,...
12

46978 Views

Love is a Many-Splintered

Bart attempts to patch things up wi...
13

43522 Views

Hardly Kirk-ing

With Bart's help, Milhouse transfor...
14

40399 Views

Gorgeous Grampa

With encouragement from Mr. Burns, ...
15

43548 Views

Black-Eyed, Please

When Flanders gives Homer a black e...
16

46669 Views

Dark Knight Court

Bart stands trial in youth court af...
17

44410 Views

What Animated Women Want

In an episode that focuses on the c...
18

42230 Views

Pulpit Friction

Lovejoy quits the church after the ...
19

44541 Views

Whiskey Business

Moe's new suit catches the attentio...
20

44583 Views

The Fabulous Faker Boy

Bart takes piano lessons in hopes o...
21

46672 Views

The Saga of Carl

Homer, Moe and Lenny travel to Icel...
22

48342 Views

Dangers on a Train

Homer secretly reconstructs a kiddy...

season 24 968.2k views

Season 25

23 Episodes by popularity

1

222956 Views

Homerland

When Homer returns from a Nuclear W...
2

174947 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIV

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
3

120916 Views

Four Regrettings and a Fu

A Springfield funeral prompts Marge...
4

116101 Views

YOLO

After experiencing a midlife crisis...
5

106161 Views

Labor Pains

Homer gets trapped in an elevator w...
6

101131 Views

The Kid Is All Right

Lisa is elated to befriend Isabel, ...
7

100447 Views

Yellow Subterfuge

Bart seeks revenge after Skinner pr...
8

95266 Views

White Christmas Blues

As Christmas approaches, Marge tran...
9

96835 Views

Steal This Episode

Homer is put on trial after the FBI...
10

92064 Views

Married to the Blob

The Comic Book Guy marries a Japane...
11

93684 Views

Specs and the City

Homer uses augmented reality glasse...
12

88114 Views

Diggs

Bart befriends a fellow student and...
13

93605 Views

The Man Who Grew Too Much

Sideshow Bob genetically alters his...
14

91010 Views

The Winter of His Content

When the Simpsons allow members of ...
15

87513 Views

The War of Art

Homer convinces Marge to sell a pai...
16

87976 Views

You Don't Have to Live Li

After Lisa delivers a school report...
17

88880 Views

Luca$

Lisa falls for a competitive eater ...
18

110493 Views

Days of Future Future

Thirty years in the future, Bart tr...
19

92566 Views

What to Expect When Bart'

Bart uses voodoo in an attempt to g...
20

108659 Views

Brick Like Me

After Homer bonds with Lisa, Homer'...
21

95878 Views

Pay Pal

As Mother's Day approaches, after H...
22

90118 Views

Yellow Badge of Cowardge

Bart is overcome with guilt after a...
25

6907 Views

The Longest Daycare

A theatrical short that premiered J...

season 25 2362.2k views

Season 26

22 Episodes by popularity

1

53474 Views

Clown in the Dumps

The unthinkable happens: a Springfi...
2

39707 Views

The Wreck of the Relation

Homer and Bart set sail on the rela...
3

24560 Views

Super Franchise Me

Marge opens a sandwich shop....
4

39401 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXV

Don't miss the all-new, spooktacula...
5

18365 Views

Opposites-A-Frack

An all-new episode featuring guest ...
6

32980 Views

Simpsorama

The Simpsons travel to the 31st cen...
7

21940 Views

Blazed and Confused

Bart faces a tough test at school w...
8

17932 Views

Covercraft

Homer forms a cover band with some ...
9

18272 Views

I Won't Be Home For Chris

Marge doesn't approve of Homer's Ch...
10

18119 Views

The Man Who Came To Be Di

An amusement park ride lands the Si...
11

21516 Views

Bart's New Friend

Bart and Homer become BFF's....
12

18079 Views

The Musk Who Fell to Eart

Homer becomes muse to Elon Musk....
13

16008 Views

Walking Big and Tall

Springfield gets a new town anthem....
14

15248 Views

My Fare Lady

Marge trades in her mom-chauffeur h...
15

11320 Views

The Princess Guide

Moe plots revenge over Nigerian e-m...
16

17810 Views

Sky Police

The Springfield congregation turns ...
17

10195 Views

Waiting for Duffman

When Duffman undergoes hip replacem...
18

12067 Views

Peeping Mom

Bart lies about being involved in a...
19

13475 Views

The Kids Are All Fight

When Homer gets an old film roll de...
20

11435 Views

Let's Go Fly A Coot

The Simpsons learn about Grampa's d...
21

13799 Views

Bull-E

After Bart gets bullied at the scho...
22

29951 Views

Mathlete's Feat

When a modernized Springfield Eleme...

season 26 475.7k views

Season 27

10 Episodes by popularity

1

39314 Views

Every Man's Dream

SEASON PREMIERE. Homer and Marge ha...
2

32437 Views

Cue Detective

Scotty Boom, a Chew Network super-c...
3

29394 Views

Puffless

Upon learning that their father rea...
4

34214 Views

Halloween of Horror

Homer and Lisa hide out in the atti...
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00:28

(Simpson Home: ext. SIMPSON HOUSE - morning - establishing)

00:28

Lisa Simpson: Mom! Bart's drinking coffee!

00:30

Bart Simpson: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!

00:32

Marge Simpson: You're the worst husband in the world!

00:35

Homer Simpson: Yeah? Well I wish I'd married Patty and Selma!

00:38

Marge Simpson: I wish I'd married Lenny and his friend!

00:41

Bart Simpson: (CONCERNED) Man, Mom and Dad are really going at it.

00:43

Lisa Simpson: I hope everything's okay.

00:45

Marge Simpson: (ON TAPE) Don't you spit sunflower seeds at me!

00:48

Homer Simpson: (ON TAPE) You used to love it!

00:52

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Recording that fake fight was a great idea.

00:56

Marge Simpson: Now the kids won't bother us during our morning snuggle.

01:00

Marge Simpson: Dear Lord, thank you for the physical intimacy we are about to enjoy.

01:05

Homer Simpson: And, as always, have fun watching.

01:08

Homer Simpson: (SPORTS PEP TALK) GOOOO... LOVEMAKING!

01:12

Homer Simpson: (ON TAPE) And I hate the cutesy way you make Jack-o-lanterns! I like scary Halloween, not funny Halloween!

01:20

DEWEY BUNNEL OF "AMERICA": (SINGING) I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME...

01:24

DEWEY BUNNEL OF "AMERICA": IT FELT GOOD TO BE OUT OF THE RAIN...

01:28

Lisa Simpson: (CONFUSED) County Fair music?

Homer Simpson: (GOOFY SEXUAL GIGGLING)

01:37

(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - schoOlyard - day)

01:37

Bart Simpson: Milhouse, steady my duds!

01:39

Milhouse Van Houten: Trust me, Bart. It's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of 'em.

01:44

Nelson Muntz: Hey dinks, gimme your lunch money.

01:48

Milhouse Van Houten: But what will I eat at mid-day?

01:50

Nelson Muntz: I can't solve all your problems -- just hand over the money.

01:55

Nelson Muntz: (GRUFF) Thanks, wads. (FRIENDLY) And I hope to see you both Saturday!

01:58

Nelson Muntz: Come to my party or die! (PUNCH) Come to my party or die! (PUNCH AND EXITS)

02:02

Milhouse Van Houten: I hate Nelson's parties -- he makes you look at his baseball cards and tell him they're good. They're not good!

02:10

Ralph Wiggum: I don't like him.

02:12

Database: (EXAMINING INVITATION) And I'll bet Nelson won't even have gift bags!

02:14

Kids: (APPALLED GASP) Unthinkable! / Is that legal?

02:16

Bart Simpson: Wait. What if... NOBODY goes? He can't kill all of us.

02:21

Martin Prince: He's right. Individually, we are weak like a single twig... (SNAPS TWIG) But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.

Kids: (IMPRESSED MURMURS)

02:31

Bart Simpson: Well said! If we all stand together, Nelson's helpless. (CHANTING) Hell no, we won't show! Hell no, we won't show!

02:37

Kids: Hell no, we won't show! (ETC.)

02:41

Groundskeeper Willie: Hell no! I won't mow!

02:43

Seymour Skinner: Willie, you're fired with complete loss of pension.

02:46

Groundskeeper Willie: Dammit!

02:48

(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - THAT NIGHT)

02:48

Lisa Simpson: (DUBIOUS) You actually convinced people not to go to Nelson's party?

02:51

Bart Simpson: (GLEEFUL) Yup, he'll be all alone on his birthday! Oh, I wish I could see it. (RUBBING EYES) Boo hoo! I'm Nelson. (FAKE SOBS) No one likes me.

02:58

Marge Simpson: Bartholomew J. Simpson, how can you be so mean?

03:01

Bart Simpson: What are you gonna do about it?

03:04

Bart Simpson: Hey!

03:05

Marge Simpson: I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others! You are going to that party.

03:11

Bart Simpson: Mom, I can't go -- no one else is!

03:14

Marge Simpson: Well, if no one else jumped off the Empire State Building, would you not jump?

03:21

Bart Simpson: (CONFUSED BEAT, THEN) Kind of?

03:23

Lisa Simpson: (TEASING) Ah c'mon Bart, the party will be fun. Nelson's not bad -- all he needs is a little kindness. (STIFLES GIGGLE)

03:32

Marge Simpson: Lisa, you're never gonna get a husband by being sarcastic.

03:36

Lisa Simpson: (SHRUGS) All right, no husband.

03:37

Marge Simpson: (FRUSTRATED) You're getting a husband! (TO BART) And you are going to that party!

03:44

(Simpson Car: INT. SIMPSON CAR - DAY)

03:44

Bart Simpson: Dad, don't make me go! I'll give you a back rub!

03:51

Homer Simpson: (PLEASED SHUDDER) Oh, your elbow's like an angel's kiss. But you still have to go.

03:55

Bart Simpson: Why?

03:56

Homer Simpson: Son, we all have to do things we don't want to. (BECOMING DISTRAUGHT) Like have jobs and families and responsibilities, and having to be Mr. Funny all the time -- You think I wouldn't rather be living nude in the forest? Like some ancient pagan! Just dancing around playing the pan flute! (MOANS, THEN CHIPPER) And here we are!

04:18

Bart Simpson: Okay, just walk in, say happy birthday, and get out.

04:26

(NELSON'S BACKYARD: ext. nelson's backyard - continuous)

Bart Simpson: (SURPRISED NOISE)

04:26

Bart Simpson: (A LITTLE SURPRISED) This party doesn't suck. Pizza, that's a nice touch.

04:32

Nelson Muntz: (RE: BART) Uh-oh, do I hear a dial tone? 'Cause this party is off the hook! (LAUGHS) What up, B?

04:41

Bart Simpson: Um, happy birthday, Nelson.

04:44

Nelson Muntz: Uh... I know it seems a little quiet... must be a lot a traffic today. Is highway eighty-eight backed up?

04:51

Bart Simpson: Oh yeah. It's a parking lot out there.

04:53

Nelson Muntz: Of course! That explains everything. (SUDDENLY ANGRY) Stupid highway eighty-eight! (NERVOUS LAUGHTER)

05:05

"Spider-Man": (HEROIC) Hey, kids! My Spidey sense is tingling! Tingling because it's a certain someone's birthday!

05:10

"Spider-Man": Yeah.

05:15

"Spider-Man": Uh, where are all the kids?

05:18

Nelson Muntz: They're coming! They are! (BEAT) I love you, Spidey!

05:21

"Spider-Man": Uh, listen, I only got ten minutes of material. Um, maybe I should come back a little later?

05:26

Nelson Muntz: Don't go! My party peeps are en route! I swear!

05:32

Bart Simpson: Nelson... nobody's coming.

05:34

Nelson Muntz: But... how could nobody come? I ordered them to.

05:38

Bart Simpson: Well, that's the thing. Sometimes, you can be kind of a jerk.

05:43

Nelson Muntz: True... but I thought I had some friends.

05:48

Bart Simpson: (KINDLY) Maybe you can have fun with just me.

05:52

Nelson Muntz: (TOUCHED) Okay, why not?

05:54

"Dr. Octopus": (VILLAINOUS) Stop having fun, kids! I'm Dr. Octopus, from Marvel Comics' "Spider-Man." I'm inventing a ray that turns birthday presents into homework! (LION ROAR)

06:05

Nelson Muntz: C'mon, Bart! Let's knock him down!

Nelson Muntz: (LAUGH)

06:18

(NELSON'S HOUSE: EXT. NELSON'S HOUSE - ESTABLISHING - A LITTLE LATER)

06:18

(NELSON'S BACKYARD: ext. nelson's backyard - CONTINUOUS)

06:18

Bart Simpson: Wait... I have an idea.

06:27

Mrs. Muntz: (LOOKING AT NELSON AND BART) Look at our kids! Playin' like champs!

06:30

Homer Simpson: Yeah. How'd you afford this kick-ass party?

06:32

Mrs. Muntz: Carnival ride hit me on the head.

Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE)

06:36

(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - front sidewalk - THE NEXT morning)

06:36

Lisa Simpson: (TEASING) So, how was Nelson's party?

06:38

Bart Simpson: Not bad. We had pizza, cake, and then sang songs with Nelson's Gramma. But, it was a one-time thing, and now I'll never see him again.

06:48

(School Bus: int. school bus - continuous)

06:48

Nelson Muntz: Hey... it's my birthday bud!

06:54

Bart Simpson: (DOWNPLAYING) Yeah, yeah, it was uh, super fun. Good times. (CALLING TO BACK OF BUS) Hey, Ralph! Have I got a half a sandwich for you.

07:01

Nelson Muntz: Bart, where you goin'? I saved you a seat, best friend.

07:07

Lisa Simpson: (IMITATING NELSON) Haw haw!

07:12

(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - schoolyard - day)

07:12

Nelson Muntz: Hey, best friend, I got you a present. (HOLDS OUT A 2' BY 3' BOX) An entire case of pool cue chalk! Huh? Huh? We can make the tip of anything blue!

07:22

Bart Simpson: Um, Nelson, I was just thinking about us being "best friends."

07:27

Nelson Muntz: Whoa! Me too! We are so connected!

07:31

Bart Simpson: (BACKING AWAY) Look, um, I don't have time for new friends. I got a lot on my plate. I've got a big report due on the Nile river: topic sentence, bibliography, page numbers... it's nuts.

07:42

Jimbo Jones: (THREATENING DISBELIEF) Dude, you made me get water on my cheek!

07:51

Nelson Muntz: Bart is my best friend now. Which means no one picks on him ever again.

07:58

Jimbo Jones: (IN PAIN) Okay, okay! I forgot how cool Bart was.

08:02

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yeah, he's awesome! / Good guy, good guy!

08:04

Nelson Muntz: Isn't he? I've known him for years, but I ran into him at a party and we really clicked.

08:09

Bart Simpson: That's right, we're best friends now. (TO JIMBO) So why don't you go pick on someone smaller and weaker?

08:15

Jimbo Jones: Good idea!

08:16

DOLPH: Let's go over to the Sunshine pre-school and wail on toddlers.

08:19

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yeah, we'll jump 'em while they're napping.

08:23

(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing)

08:23

Marge Simpson: Homie...

08:28

Marge Simpson: When you're done putting Lisa to bed we can, uh, (SEXILY) finish what we started the other day.

08:34

Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! Marital sex!

08:36

Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY) Okay, tucked in tight, glass of water, nightlight on, (GLANCING AROUND) no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night.

08:43

Lisa Simpson: Dad, can't you read me a story for a little bit?

08:46

Homer Simpson: (PLEADING) But your mother smells like coconut!

08:50

Homer Simpson: Okay sweetie, which book should I read?

08:53

Lisa Simpson: "Angelica Button and the Dragon King's Trundle Bed". It's the ninth book in the "Angelica Button" series.

08:59

Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, this is that fantasy book that even grownups like. Broken, lonely grownups.

09:05

Homer Simpson: "Chapter One: The RubyStone in the Door-Portal". (TO LISA) Are you asleep yet?

09:10

Lisa Simpson: No.

Homer Simpson: (LOUD SIGH)

09:12

(Lisa's Bedroom: int. lisa's room - continuous)

09:12

Homer Simpson: "Angelica trembled as she looked up at the stern but wise whiskers of Headmaster Greystash..."

09:12

Greystash: (BRITISH ACCENT) Angelica Button, you are a mere Earthkin. What business have you with the Merlinical Council?

09:27

ANGELICA: (BRITISH ACCENT) I bring warning! The Minister of Niceness -- Lord Evilton -- is not what he appears!

09:33

Snake Wizard: Preposteroussss!

09:35

2-headed Woman: Foolish Earthkin!

09:37

Unicorn: Send her to the sorrow mines of Mount Purgatorium! (BLUSTERS)

09:41

ANGELICA: Nooo!

Homer Simpson: (GASPS)

09:44

Homer Simpson: (URGENT) Lisa, wake up! They're taking Angelica to Mount Purgatorium.

09:48

Lisa Simpson: (SLEEPY) Oh Dad, I'm tired. We'll read more tomorrow.

09:52

Homer Simpson: Tomorrow? But she's in trouble now! I'll just read ahead without you.

09:56

Lisa Simpson: No! We have to read it together.

09:59

Homer Simpson: Oh, of course. Whatever you say, sweetie. Nighty-night.

Lisa Simpson: (SNORES)

10:14

(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - establishing - sunset)

10:14

(Springfield Elementary School Roof: ext. springfield elementary roof - continuous)

10:14

Nelson Muntz: I like to come up here and make fun of the sunset.

10:19

Nelson Muntz: Hey, gas ball -- you suck!

10:21

Bart Simpson: (THOUGHTFUL) Nelson, do you ever wish you weren't a bully?

10:24

Nelson Muntz: (INTROSPECTIVE) Hmm, sometimes. (THEN PHILOSOPHICAL) But it's not up to me -- it's who I am. I mean, a shark can't stop swimming or it'll blow up.

10:33

Bart Simpson: Man... I never knew you were so deep.

10:36

Nelson Muntz: Here, this is for you.

10:39

Bart Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) A Nelson vest!

10:41

Nelson Muntz: The sleeves were torn off by wild dogs.

10:45

Bart Simpson: From then on, my life changed.

10:50

(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. springfield elementary - day)

10:50

Bart Simpson: All of a sudden, I was a somebody in a school full of nobodies. I could go anywhere, do anything. For us, to live any other way was nuts.

11:31

Groundskeeper Willie: (TO DUMMY) So, Scotty, how do you like school?

11:34

Dummy: (HIGH SCOTTISH VOICE) Closed!

Nelson Muntz: (HUGE LAUGHS)

11:38

Bart Simpson: Life was perfect.

11:41

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - front hall - night)

11:41

Homer Simpson: (CALLING) Lisa, I'm home! Time for me to read to you!

11:44

Marge Simpson: (ENTERING) Lisa's sleeping over at Janey's. (BITTER) Apparently, her mom makes good mac and cheese.

11:50

(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's room - continuous)

11:50

MUFFLED FEMALE VOICE: (BRITISH ACCENT) Homer? Homer!

11:55

T.R. Francis: You must read ahead. Fiction is your passion!

11:58

Homer Simpson: Lady, you're nice, but I'm married.

12:01

T.R. Francis: Just read the book, you shaved ape.

12:04

Homer Simpson: Ow! I can't read ahead -- I promised Lisa I wouldn't!

12:09

T.R. Francis: Just take a peek at the title of the next chapter and see if you can resist.

12:13

Homer Simpson: (VERY INTRIGUED) "An Unexpected Occurrence?!" What could it be?!

12:18

T.R. Francis: (KNOWING CHUCKLE) We hooked him, Galahad.

12:20

Galahad: (BRITISH VOICE) Yes, quite.

12:22

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - lisa's room - a little later)

12:22

Homer Simpson: (READING) "Angelica was trapped in the Suffoclock of Sandy Doom..."

12:22

Homer Simpson: "...As Headmaster Greystash fought a battle to the finish with dark wizard Maluicious Krubb."

12:22

Maluicious Krubb: Time to choose, Greystash. If you save Angelica... you die!

12:53

Greystash: (DYING) Goodbye... Angelica... (DIES)

12:57

Angelica Button: (SAD) Greystash.

13:00

Homer Simpson: (CHOKED UP) He killed Greystash!

13:03

Telephone Worker: (WISEGUY VOICE) Thanks for the spoiler there, big mouth.

13:06

(Kwik-E-Mart: Ext. Kwik-E-Mart - day - establishing)

13:06

Milhouse Van Houten: (WALKING UP) Hey, Bart.

13:06

Bart Simpson: (DISINTERESTED) Milhouse.

13:08

Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, why are you hanging around with Nelson so much? He's a bully.

13:13

Bart Simpson: Hey, don't use the "b" word around me. It's offensive.

13:16

Jimbo Jones: (CASUAL) Yo, bully!

13:18

Kearney Zzyzwicz: (CASUAL) What up, my bully.

13:19

Milhouse Van Houten: How come they can say it?

13:21

Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) They just can, okay.

13:24

Milhouse Van Houten: It's weird to see you as somebody's sidekick.

13:27

Bart Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) Whoa, Bart Simpson is nobody's sidekick.

13:29

Milhouse Van Houten: Then why are you wearing that vest?

13:32

Bart Simpson: 'Cause my chest is cold and my arms aren't.

13:35

Milhouse Van Houten: I see. Then I suppose you can just fly kites with whoever you want -- right here in front of everyone.

13:42

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Come on, Bart. Throw the dork a bone.

13:44

Bart Simpson: (DECIDING) All right, I will.

13:55

(Park: ext. park - a little later)

13:55

Nelson Muntz: (TOUCHED) Blue and red -- the colors of friendship.

Nelson Muntz: (ROAR OF FRUSTRATION)

14:08

(NELSON'S HOUSE: EXT. NELSON'S HOUSE - BACKYARD - LATER)

14:08

Nelson Muntz: (COLDLY) You're late. I was waitin' to smash this frog with you and it peed in my hand.

14:14

Bart Simpson: Sorry, I was uh... stealing loose grapes at the grocery store.

14:19

Nelson Muntz: Really? You call this "stealing loose grapes?"

14:28

Bart Simpson: We were just having fun. Don't get upset.

14:30

Nelson Muntz: (BUILDING RAGE) Oh, right. Stupid Nelson always gets upset. He'll probably do something stupid -- like smash his own camera!

14:39

Nelson Muntz: (FRUSTRATED) Aw, look what you made me do!

14:41

Mrs. Muntz: (TIPSY) Nelson, get in here! The cat's eyes are runny and I need you to dab 'em!

14:47

Nelson Muntz: Coming, Ma! (TO BART, MENACING) See you later, lying traitor.

14:54

Nelson Muntz: Something in your eye, Mr. Mooch? (SADLY) Well, there's something in my eye too.

15:03

Nelson Muntz: Ma, what happened to the curtains?

15:05

Mrs. Muntz: I made 'em into a dress for kar-oke singing.

Nelson Muntz: (SAD SIGH)

15:11

(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - kitchen - evening)

15:11

Lisa Simpson: Hey Bart, do you want some ice cream? I just hit a major marshmallow vein - Ooo, I think it goes all the way to the bottom!

15:18

Bart Simpson: (SHAKY) No thanks.

15:18

Lisa Simpson: What's wrong?

15:21

Bart Simpson: Me and Nelson were best friends, and now I think he's gonna kill me!

15:24

Grampa Simpson: Bully problems, eh? You know, they say all bullies are cowards. It's not true, they're brave 'cause they're strong.

15:38

(Springfield Elementary School: INT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - hallway - THE NEXT DAY)

Bart Simpson: (SCREAMS)

15:38

Nelson Muntz: Bart, we need to talk.

15:41

(LOCKER: Int. locker - continuous)

15:41

Nelson Muntz: I feel so bad about freaking out on you. It'll never happen again, I swear.

15:47

Bart Simpson: Um, okay.

15:49

Nelson Muntz: Best friends... forever?

15:53

Bart Simpson: No! I can't do it! You're a nut bar! A whack-job! A kooka-dooka!

15:58

Bart Simpson: Please, just leave me alone!

15:59

Seymour Skinner: (TO CHALMERS) Best not to get involved.

16:01

Gary Chalmers: Agreed.

16:06

Nelson Muntz: (ICE COLD) Looks like you've made your choice. (MENACING) Make sure your affairs are in order.

16:11

Bart Simpson: I've set up a trust. It bypasses the inheritance tax.

16:13

Nelson Muntz: Only till two thousand eight! Look into it!

16:18

(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - LISA'S ROOM - NIGHT)

16:18

Homer Simpson: (SOBBING) Oh, Greystash. Greystash! (CALMLY) Oh, hello, Lisa.

16:26

Lisa Simpson: C'mon Dad, read the last chapter! Everyone says there's a big surprise -- I bet Angelica discovers that she's a wizard!

16:33

Homer Simpson: Uh... how would you feel if something bad happened to Greystash?

16:38

Lisa Simpson: It would be the day my childhood ended.

Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS)

16:41

Lisa Simpson: Come on, read, read!

16:44

Homer Simpson: "Angelica was trapped in the Suffoclock of Sandy Doom..."

16:44

Maluicious Krubb: Time to choose, Greystash. If you save Angelica... you die!

16:54

Lisa Simpson: Why are you stopping? We're almost at the happy ending!

16:58

Homer's Thoughts: No book is gonna make my daughter sad. Time to do what I do best: lie to a child.

17:04

Homer Simpson: ("READING") "Greystash looked Krubb right in the eye and said..."

17:04

Greystash: Mustache power: activate!

17:26

Maluicious Krubb: Oh man, I can't believe you beat me but you did.

17:30

Angelica Button: I somehow escaped from the hourglass!

17:35

Greystash: And now, to go on living!

Greystash: (GIDDY LAUGHS)

17:44

Homer Simpson: The end.

17:47

Lisa Simpson: Is that really how it ends? What happened to the Merlinical Council?

17:51

Homer Simpson: Uh, they went to Star Wars Land and fought star wars.

17:55

Lisa Simpson: Dad, you can read to me anytime.

17:58

Homer Simpson: (TO HIMSELF) Now Lisa won't know about death till it strikes someone close to her.

18:12

Lisa Simpson: (SMILES) Dad's ending is better.

18:15

(ROCKY COAST: EXT. ROCKY coast - DAY)

18:15

Seymour Skinner: Okay, field-trippers, welcome to the Springfield Tide Pools -- nature's most fecund eco-system!

18:21

Seymour Skinner: Who will spot the playful abalone? The mighty winkle? I think it might be you, Sherri!

Sherri Mackleberry: (EXCITED GASP)

18:28

Seymour Skinner: Now remember, these pools can be dangerous, so everyone pick a buddy.

18:32

Nelson Muntz: Bart's my buddy!

18:34

Seymour Skinner: Good boy, Nelson. Squeeze him extra tight for safety!

18:40

(Tide Pools: Ext. tide pools - rocky outcropping - later)

18:40

Bart Simpson: (NERVOUSLY MAKING CONVERSATION) We sure are far from the rest of 'em. Funny how that happened, huh?

18:46

Nelson Muntz: (FIRMLY) Come with me.

18:46

(GROTTO: INT. GROTTO - later)

18:46

Bart Simpson: Nelson, please don't kill me! Remember when we made fun of Cinco de Mayo? I called it "Stinko de Mayo". We laughed so hard...

18:55

Nelson Muntz: Bart...

18:58

Nelson Muntz: (SADLY) You are a bad friend.

19:01

Bart Simpson: Say again?

19:03

Nelson Muntz: You never liked me for me. You liked that I protected you and gave you a vest and stole milk boxes for you. I hate milk! It comes from cow wangs!

19:12

Bart Simpson: There you go again -- you act all nice and then you go crazy.

19:16

Nelson Muntz: Well, maybe I get jealous. But it's just because... I never had a best friend before.

19:25

Bart Simpson: Um, Nelson? Was the water always up to our necks? (CALLING OUT SCARED) Nelson?!

19:32

Bart Simpson: (PANICKY) Help! Help!

19:33

Nelson Muntz: Put this on!

19:35

Bart Simpson: Where'd you get it?

19:36

Nelson Muntz: Dude gave it to me.

20:02

(Underwater: Int. underwater - elsewhere)

20:02

(Ocean: int. ocean - continuous)

20:02

(ROCKY BEACH: EXT. ROCKY BEACH - CONTINUOUS)

20:02

Bart Simpson: Aaagh! Man lips!

20:04

Kids: (MOCKING) Skinner loves Bart! Skinner loves Bart!

20:09

Seymour Skinner: Shut up! I'm just giving him CPR -- the kiss of life! And if anyone loves Bart it's Nelson.

20:14

Bart Simpson: Where is Nelson?

20:15

Seymour Skinner: I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.

20:18

Bart Simpson: What?

20:18

Seymour Skinner: Never woke up because he never passed out. He's right over there.

20:25

Bart Simpson: Hey, thanks for saving me, man.

20:27

Nelson Muntz: Of course I saved you -- you're my field trip buddy. (BEAT) And nothing else.

20:31

Bart Simpson: You mean...

20:32

Nelson Muntz: Exactly. You're barf to me now.

20:46

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - bart's room - later)

20:46

Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) Nelson, I'll never forget that week we were best friends.

20:59

Nelson Muntz: Haw haw, I touched your heart!

21:15

(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's tavern - a little later)

21:15

Homer Simpson: (SOBBING) Greystash! Greystash!

21:20

Moe Szyslak: Gee, you're really upset about this Greystash thing.

21:23

Homer Simpson: Don't say his name! In your mouth it sounds like dirt!

21:27

Lenny Leonard: Homer, it's just a book.

21:28

Homer Simpson: (UPSET) No man should outlive his fictional wizard! No man! (SOBS)

SEASON 18 EPISODE 8

The Haw-Hawed Couple

This episode is available in 4:3 & 16:9

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Audio commentary available

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend; Homer becomes hooked on one of Lisa's fantasy books. ...

Producers
Al Jean

DIRECTORS
Chris Clements

WRITERS
Matt Selman

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Nelson's Best Friend
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Nelson's Best Friend

Nelson calls Bart his best friend.
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Marital Sex!
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Marital Sex!

Marge tries to initiate sex with Homer, but Lisa asks him to read her a book.
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Wizard Book
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Wizard Book

Homer reads to Lisa a book about wizards.
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Rebels
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Rebels

Bart and Nelson walk around the school with no restrictions.
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Flying Kites
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Flying Kites

Nelson confronts Bart for ditching him to go play with Milhouse.

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