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King-Size Homer

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Homer the Smithers

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The Homer They Fall

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Burns, Baby Burns

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21048 Views

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18

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19

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21

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21

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Bart the Mother

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5

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51296 Views

Little Girl in the Big Te

Lisa is overjoyed when she befriend...
21

54048 Views

Frying Game

Homer and Marge become murder suspe...
22

59553 Views

Papa's Got a Brand New Ba

When Wiggum and his men prove ineff...

season 13 1170.1k views

Season 14

22 Episodes by popularity

1

81815 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIII

On Halloween, Homer's evil hammock ...
2

36210 Views

How I Spent My Strummer V

When a hidden camera tapes Homer la...
3

41127 Views

Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Gra

Bart and Lisa are horrified when th...
4

52113 Views

Large Marge

Marge's life changes dramatically w...
5

45897 Views

Helter Shelter

When the Simpson house undergoes fu...
6

54097 Views

The Great Louse Detective

When someone attempts to murder Hom...
7

42687 Views

Special Edna

When Bart gets Mrs. Krabappel nomin...
8

47436 Views

The Dad Who Knew Too Litt

Homer hires a shady private investi...
9

50054 Views

The Strong Arms of The Ma

When Marge is mugged at the Kwik-E-...
10

47018 Views

Pray Anything

Inspired by Ned Flanders, Homer tur...
11

51229 Views

Barting Over

When Bart discovers the existence o...
12

44750 Views

I'm Spelling as Fast as I

When Lisa becomes a finalist in a s...
13

44162 Views

A Star is Born-Again

A Hollywood movie star takes a roma...
14

46300 Views

Mr. Spritz Goes To Washin

When Springfield Airport changes th...
15

47604 Views

C.E.D'oh

On Valentine's Day, Homer attends a...
16

46635 Views

'Scuse Me While I Miss Th

As a British filmmaker makes a docu...
17

71588 Views

Three Gays of the Condo

Homer moves in with a gay couple af...
18

62029 Views

Dude, Where's My Ranch?

While vacationing at a dude ranch, ...
19

47262 Views

Old Yeller-Belly

When Santa's Little Helper becomes ...
20

50596 Views

Brake My Wife, Please

When Homer loses his driver's licen...
21

51863 Views

The Bart of War

After police discover Bart and Milh...
22

48958 Views

Moe Baby Blues

When Moe saves baby Maggie's life, ...

season 14 1111.4k views

Season 15

22 Episodes by popularity

1

77651 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIV

On Halloween, Homer takes over for ...
2

34553 Views

My Mother the Carjacker

Mother Simpson is captured by polic...
3

40308 Views

The President Wore Pearls

When Lisa is elected student body p...
4

55454 Views

The Regina Monologues

The Simpsons travel to England, whe...
5

40291 Views

The Fat and the Furriest

Homer becomes the laughing stock of...
6

40717 Views

Today I am a Clown

When Krusty takes the Sabbath off s...
7

39371 Views

'Tis the Fifteenth Season

As Christmas approaches, Homer disc...
8

45497 Views

Marge vs. Singles, Senior

Marge opposes a political group mad...
9

42025 Views

I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot

Homer builds a fighting robot for B...
10

43966 Views

Diatribe of a Mad Housewi

Homer buys an ambulance and starts ...
11

43202 Views

Margical History Tour

Marge tells the children three hist...
12

48511 Views

Milhouse Doesn't Live Her

When Milhouse and his mother reloca...
13

46395 Views

Smart & Smarter

Lisa searches for a new identity wh...
14

43537 Views

The Ziff Who Came to Dinn

Homer becomes the majority sharehol...
15

45200 Views

Co-Dependent's Day

When a drunken Homer loses control ...
16

45445 Views

The Wandering Juvie

Bart's latest prank lands him in ju...
17

45106 Views

My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Mrs. Krabappel dumps Principal Skin...
18

47584 Views

Catch 'Em If You Can

Bart and Lisa pursue Homer and Marg...
19

48322 Views

Simple Simpson

Homer confronts evildoers in the fo...
20

45940 Views

The Way We Weren't

Homer reveals that Marge wasn't the...
21

48121 Views

Bart-Mangled Banner

The Simpsons are thrown in prison a...
22

48644 Views

Fraudcast News

Mr. Burns buys up all the media out...

season 15 1015.8k views

Season 16

21 Episodes by popularity

1

79496 Views

Treehouse of Horror XV

On Halloween... Flanders can predic...
2

40795 Views

All's Fair in Oven War

Marge enters a bakeoff competition,...
3

41228 Views

Sleeping with the Enemy

Lisa becomes self-conscious about h...
4

38366 Views

She Used to Be My Girl

Marge wonders if she made the right...
5

43586 Views

Fat Man and Little Boy

Homer builds a nuclear reactor for ...
6

42130 Views

Midnight Rx

Homer and Grampa smuggle drugs out ...
7

44249 Views

Mommie Beerest

Homer mortgages his house to save M...
8

42562 Views

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary

After teaching famous athletes some...
9

42212 Views

Pranksta Rap

After sneaking off to a rap concert...
10

44758 Views

There's Something About M

When tourists shun Springfield, the...
11

45323 Views

On a Clear Day I Can't Se

After Bart torments his sister duri...
12

60057 Views

Goo Goo Gai Pan

Homer pretends to be Selma's husban...
13

47294 Views

Mobile Homer

Bart and Lisa attempt to save Homer...
14

46765 Views

The Seven-Beer Snitch

Homer becomes a prison snitch after...
15

66006 Views

Future-Drama

Using Professor Frink's astrologica...
16

44601 Views

Don't Fear the Roofer

Homer ends up in a mental instituti...
17

53928 Views

The Heartbroke Kid

Bart has a heart attack after he be...
18

51145 Views

A Star is Torn

Homer behaves like a domineering st...
19

49577 Views

Thank God It's Doomsday

Homer is declared a prophet after h...
20

49178 Views

Home Away From Homer

Flanders feels like a fool after so...
21

49093 Views

The Father, The Son, and

After Bart gets expelled, he's enro...

season 16 1022.3k views

Season 17

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31665 Views

The Bonfire of the Manate

When Homer allows the mob to film a...
2

36882 Views

The Girl Who Slept Too Li

Lisa must confront her darkest fear...
3

36285 Views

MIlhouse of Sand and Fog

After Kirk and Luann rekindle their...
4

83841 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVI

On Halloween, Bart is replaced by a...
5

39565 Views

Marge's Son Poisoning

After spending time with her son, M...
6

40524 Views

See Homer Run

After winning popularity as the Saf...
7

38503 Views

The Last of the Red Hat M

A lonely Marge joins a women's grou...
8

61582 Views

The Italian Bob

The Simpsons travel to Italy to ret...
9

45482 Views

Simpsons Christmas Storie

The Simpsons appear in three Christ...
10

39214 Views

Homer's Paternity Coot

When an old letter is delivered to ...
11

42589 Views

We're on the Road to D'oh

After Bart gets into trouble at sch...
12

43566 Views

My Fair Laddy

Lisa vows to turn Groundskeeper Wil...
13

65036 Views

The Seemingly Never-Endin

When the Simpsons become trapped in...
14

44021 Views

Bart Has Two Mommies

Marge teaches Rod and Todd Flanders...
15

43169 Views

Homer Simpson, This is Yo

Marge swaps places with a British w...
16

43658 Views

Million Dollar Abie

After costing Springfield a profess...
17

58254 Views

Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore

Mr. Burns closes the nuclear power ...
18

44156 Views

The Wettest Stories Ever

The Simpsons appear in three storie...
19

48078 Views

Girls Just Want to Have S

After Skinner is fired for insinuat...
20

45894 Views

Regarding Margie

After Marge develops amnesia and ca...
21

48907 Views

The Monkey Suit

Lisa protests when Springfield pass...
22

44848 Views

Marge and Homer Turn a Co

Homer and Marge play marriage couns...

season 17 1025.7k views

Season 18

22 Episodes by popularity

1

36693 Views

The Mook, the Chef, the W

Lisa befriends the son of mobster F...
2

33783 Views

Jazzy and the Pussycats

Lisa grows jealous after Bart disco...
3

39351 Views

Please Homer, Don't Hamme

Marge starts her own carpentry busi...
4

81604 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVII

The Simpsons appear in three tales ...
5

41552 Views

G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

After Homer joins the Army, he's se...
6

36597 Views

Moe 'N' a Lisa

Lisa helps Moe get a poem published...
7

41385 Views

Ice Cream of Margie (With

Homer finds happiness after he buys...
8

40546 Views

The Haw-Hawed Couple

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend; ...
9

49224 Views

Kill Gil (Parts I & II)

During the Christmas holiday, Marge...
10

40990 Views

The Wife Aquatic

Marge returns to an island where sh...
11

66683 Views

Revenge is a Dish Best Se

The Simpsons spin three tales of re...
12

55281 Views

Little Big Girl

As Multicultural Day approaches, Li...
13

45328 Views

Springfield Up

In this spoof of the 'Up' documenta...
14

44279 Views

Yokel Chords

Lisa tutors Cletus's children - unt...
15

42193 Views

Rome-old and Juli-eh

Homer is horrified when his father ...
16

43744 Views

Homerazzi

Homer tries his hand at making mone...
17

48380 Views

Marge Gamer

After discovering the Internet, Mar...
18

53731 Views

The Boys of Bummer

Bart becomes the shame of Springfie...
19

46474 Views

Crook and Ladder

Homer and his friends join the volu...
20

44844 Views

Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot

When Santa's Little Helper gets a j...
21

45714 Views

24 Minutes

In this spoof of the television ser...
22

48249 Views

You Kent Always Say What

Kent Brockman accidentally utters a...

season 18 1026.6k views

Season 19

20 Episodes by popularity

1

34939 Views

He Loves To Fly And He D'

Marge hires a life coach to turn Ho...
2

33976 Views

Homer of Seville

Homer becomes an opera star, only t...
3

35469 Views

Midnight Towboy

Homer makes enemies when he starts ...
4

35003 Views

I Don't Wanna Know Why th

Marge fears for her safety after br...
5

81740 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVIII

In three tales of Halloween terror:...
6

39449 Views

Little Orphan Millie

When his parents are lost at sea an...
7

42937 Views

Husbands and Knives

After Marge launches a gym for 'reg...
8

48383 Views

Funeral for a Fiend

After another of his attempts to ki...
9

43362 Views

Eternal Moonshine of the

Homer wakes up from a blackout only...
10

44791 Views

E. Pluribus Wiggum

When Springfield becomes the first ...
11

43955 Views

That 90's Show

Marge and Homer recount how Marge a...
12

40804 Views

Love, Springfieldian Styl

When Homer and Marge become trapped...
13

42928 Views

The Debarted

Bart befriends a new kid at school,...
14

42778 Views

Dial 'N' for Nerder

Bart and Lisa think they killed Mar...
15

42984 Views

Smoke on the Daughter

Lisa becomes addicted to secondhand...
16

39761 Views

Papa Don't Leech

Marge and Homer aid country singer ...
17

41822 Views

Apocalypse Cow

Bart is overjoyed when the calf he'...
18

42892 Views

Any Given Sundance

Lisa's documentary about life with ...
19

40485 Views

Mona Leaves-a

When Homer's mother returns to Spri...
20

46646 Views

All About Lisa

Krusty hires Lisa to be his intern,...

season 19 865.1k views

Season 20

21 Episodes by popularity

1

39973 Views

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrap

Homer and Flanders team-up as bount...
2

35803 Views

Lost Verizon

When Bart steals actor Denis Leary'...
3

47930 Views

Double, Double, Boy in Tr

Bart swaps places with his exact do...
4

79948 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIX

On Halloween... Transformer-like ro...
5

46439 Views

Dangerous Curves

In a series of flashbacks... Homer ...
6

38076 Views

Homer and Lisa Exchange C

When Lisa discovers a talent for so...
7

38752 Views

Mypods and Boomsticks

Homer thinks Bart's new Muslim frie...
8

37883 Views

The Burns and the Bees

As Lisa tries to find a habitat for...
9

38072 Views

Lisa the Drama Queen

Lisa's new best friend creates a fa...
10

40237 Views

Take My Life, Please

When Homer discovers that he was al...
11

40774 Views

How the Test Was Won

Lisa freezes during a federal schoo...
12

41295 Views

No Loan Again, Naturally

When Homer and Marge's adjustable m...
13

42104 Views

Gone Maggie Gone

In this 'National Treasure'-like st...
14

54544 Views

In the Name of the Grandf

The Simpsons travel to Ireland, whe...
15

42364 Views

Wedding for Disaster

When their marriage license turns o...
16

41164 Views

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe

Moe meets a beautiful woman in an I...
17

45212 Views

The Good, The Sad, and Th

Bart dumps Milhouse in favor of a c...
18

43186 Views

Father Knows Worst

As a result of Homer's "helicopter ...
19

46413 Views

Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'o

Homer and Marge rent an apartment i...
20

45311 Views

Four Great Women and a Ma

As Marge and Lisa have their nails ...
21

49674 Views

Coming To Homerica

Springfield grapples with an immigr...

season 20 935.2k views

Season 21

23 Episodes by popularity

1

36664 Views

Homer the Whopper

Homer ends up with a superhero's ph...
2

36475 Views

Bart Gets A 'Z'

Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabap...
3

41891 Views

The Great Wife Hope

Marge vows to drive mixed martial a...
4

77112 Views

Treehouse of Horror XX

Classic movie monsters are attacked...
5

40027 Views

The Devil Wears Nada

Homer's life turns into nonstop mis...
6

39199 Views

Pranks and Greens

Skinner tells Bart about a former S...
7

37296 Views

Rednecks and Broomsticks

Lisa befriends a group of Wiccans w...
8

37898 Views

O Brother, Where Bart Tho

Bart attempts to get Homer and Marg...
9

35574 Views

Thursdays with Abie

Homer becomes jealous when a report...
10

42028 Views

Once Upon A Time in Sprin

Krusty ends up playing second fiddl...
11

39733 Views

Million Dollar Maybe

Homer wins a million-dollar lottery...
12

62732 Views

Boy Meets Curl

The Simpsons head to the Winter Oly...
13

48817 Views

The Color Yellow

Lisa discovers that her Southern an...
14

40915 Views

Postcards From the Wedge

Bart creates friction between Marge...
15

39985 Views

Stealing First Base

Bart stirs up trouble when he kisse...
16

55335 Views

The Greatest Story Ever D

Flanders attempts to redeem Homer d...
17

43741 Views

American History X-cellen

When Mr. Burns is sent to prison fo...
18

41092 Views

Chief of Hearts

After he's sentenced to perform com...
19

43166 Views

The Squirt and the Whale

Lisa comes to the aid of a whale th...
20

45043 Views

To Surveil With Love

After a bomb squad mistakenly blows...
21

41746 Views

Moe Letter Blues

As Mother's Day approaches, Homer, ...
22

45050 Views

The Bob Next Door

Bart is convinced that his new neig...
23

44107 Views

Judge Me Tender

Moe discovers a talent for judging ...

season 21 1015.6k views

Season 22

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31962 Views

Elementary School Musical

Lisa attends a performing arts camp...
2

33739 Views

Loan-A-Lisa

Lisa donates money to a microfinanc...
3

43336 Views

Money Bart

Lisa becomes the coach of Bart's Li...
4

73921 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXI

Bart and Milhouse use their videoga...
5

39072 Views

Lisa Simpson, This Isn't

Lisa decides she doesn't want to en...
6

37229 Views

The Fool Monty

When a dying Mr. Burns loses his me...
7

36767 Views

How Munched is that Birdi

The Simpsons decide to give away Sa...
8

46766 Views

The Fight Before Christma

Four Christmas tales... Bart takes ...
9

39146 Views

Donnie Fatso

Acting as an undercover informant, ...
10

40880 Views

Moms I'd Like To Forget

As Bart tries to determine the orig...
11

39145 Views

Flaming Moe

Smithers convinces Moe to turn his ...
12

41257 Views

Homer the Father

Homer uses plotlines from a 1980's ...
13

40550 Views

The Blue and the Gray

Unable to get a date for Valentine'...
14

41211 Views

Angry Dad: The Movie

When the 'Angry Dad' character is t...
15

42102 Views

The Scorpion's Tale

When Lisa discovers a wildflower th...
16

38618 Views

A Midsummer's Nice Dreams

When legendary comics Cheech and Ch...
17

40164 Views

Love is a Many Strangled

Homer enrolls in a fathering enrich...
18

44011 Views

The Great Simpsina

Lisa befriends an old magician who ...
19

41062 Views

The Housewives of Fat Ton

Fat Tony asks for Selma's hand in m...
20

45459 Views

Homer Scissorhands

Homer discovers a talent for cuttin...
21

49394 Views

500 Keys

A drawer full of old keys sparks se...
22

46066 Views

The Ned-liest Catch

Ned Flanders falls for Bart's teach...

season 22 931.9k views

Season 23

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34003 Views

The Falcon and the D'ohma

Homer attempts to help a former CIA...
2

34407 Views

Bart Stops to Smell the R

Superintendant Chalmers teaches Bar...
3

75082 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXII

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
4

35759 Views

Replaceable You

With some help from Martin Prince, ...
5

39975 Views

The Food Wife

As Homer and Marge vie for the kids...
6

39209 Views

The Book Job

After Lisa discovers that her favor...
7

39764 Views

The Man in the Blue Flann

Burns appoints Homer the nuclear po...
8

41671 Views

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

After being fired from his popular ...
9

84520 Views

Holidays Of Future Passed

Thirty years in the future, Bart an...
10

41763 Views

Politically Inept, With H

Homer becomes a celebrity after he ...
11

43432 Views

The D'oh-cial Network

Lisa's idea for an online social ne...
12

38436 Views

Moe Goes From Rags To Ric

Moe's bar rag tells the story of hi...
13

39335 Views

The Daughter Also Rises

As Valentine's Day approaches, Marg...
14

43870 Views

At Long Last Leave

Fed up with the family's negative i...
15

43904 Views

Exit Through The Kwik-E-M

Bart becomes a famous street artist...
16

43966 Views

How I Wet Your Mother

With help from one of Professor Fri...
17

42075 Views

Them, Robot

Homer becomes the last human employ...
18

42752 Views

Beware My Cheating Bart

Bart falls for Jimbo's girlfriend S...
19

58048 Views

A Totally Fun Thing Bart

The Simpsons vacation on a cruise l...
20

45154 Views

The Spy Who Learned Me

After being injured at work, Homer ...
21

48502 Views

Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agend

Complications ensue when Flanders a...
22

46572 Views

Lisa Goes Gaga

Singer Lady Gaga attempts to cheer ...

season 23 1002.2k views

Season 24

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34086 Views

Moonshine River

Bart seeks out Cletus's daughter, w...
2

79846 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

In these three Halloween tales... a...
3

38248 Views

Adventures in Baby-gettin

Marge decides she wants to conceive...
4

33658 Views

Gone Abie Gone

Homer and Marge search for Grampa a...
5

35684 Views

Penny-Wiseguys

While serving jury duty, Fat Tony a...
6

41226 Views

A Tree Grows in Springfie

After his beloved new tablet "MyPad...
7

39071 Views

The Day the Earth Stood C

Homer is elated when a cool dad and...
8

47063 Views

To Cur, With Love

When Bart accuses Homer of not liki...
9

42856 Views

Homer Goes to Prep School

The Simpsons anticipate the apocaly...
10

41658 Views

A Test Before Trying

Bart must pass a district-wide test...
11

42292 Views

The Changing of the Guard

After narrowly surviving a tornado,...
12

46882 Views

Love is a Many-Splintered

Bart attempts to patch things up wi...
13

43467 Views

Hardly Kirk-ing

With Bart's help, Milhouse transfor...
14

40356 Views

Gorgeous Grampa

With encouragement from Mr. Burns, ...
15

43510 Views

Black-Eyed, Please

When Flanders gives Homer a black e...
16

46608 Views

Dark Knight Court

Bart stands trial in youth court af...
17

44363 Views

What Animated Women Want

In an episode that focuses on the c...
18

42203 Views

Pulpit Friction

Lovejoy quits the church after the ...
19

44513 Views

Whiskey Business

Moe's new suit catches the attentio...
20

44530 Views

The Fabulous Faker Boy

Bart takes piano lessons in hopes o...
21

46607 Views

The Saga of Carl

Homer, Moe and Lenny travel to Icel...
22

48293 Views

Dangers on a Train

Homer secretly reconstructs a kiddy...

season 24 967k views

Season 25

23 Episodes by popularity

1

222263 Views

Homerland

When Homer returns from a Nuclear W...
2

174401 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIV

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
3

120607 Views

Four Regrettings and a Fu

A Springfield funeral prompts Marge...
4

115852 Views

YOLO

After experiencing a midlife crisis...
5

105882 Views

Labor Pains

Homer gets trapped in an elevator w...
6

100904 Views

The Kid Is All Right

Lisa is elated to befriend Isabel, ...
7

100230 Views

Yellow Subterfuge

Bart seeks revenge after Skinner pr...
8

95062 Views

White Christmas Blues

As Christmas approaches, Marge tran...
9

96591 Views

Steal This Episode

Homer is put on trial after the FBI...
10

91824 Views

Married to the Blob

The Comic Book Guy marries a Japane...
11

93450 Views

Specs and the City

Homer uses augmented reality glasse...
12

87891 Views

Diggs

Bart befriends a fellow student and...
13

93366 Views

The Man Who Grew Too Much

Sideshow Bob genetically alters his...
14

90794 Views

The Winter of His Content

When the Simpsons allow members of ...
15

87316 Views

The War of Art

Homer convinces Marge to sell a pai...
16

87762 Views

You Don't Have to Live Li

After Lisa delivers a school report...
17

88639 Views

Luca$

Lisa falls for a competitive eater ...
18

110222 Views

Days of Future Future

Thirty years in the future, Bart tr...
19

92359 Views

What to Expect When Bart'

Bart uses voodoo in an attempt to g...
20

108463 Views

Brick Like Me

After Homer bonds with Lisa, Homer'...
21

95698 Views

Pay Pal

As Mother's Day approaches, after H...
22

89945 Views

Yellow Badge of Cowardge

Bart is overcome with guilt after a...
25

7349 Views

The Longest Daycare

A theatrical short that premiered J...

season 25 2356.9k views

Season 26

22 Episodes by popularity

1

53334 Views

Clown in the Dumps

The unthinkable happens: a Springfi...
2

39600 Views

The Wreck of the Relation

Homer and Bart set sail on the rela...
3

24551 Views

Super Franchise Me

Marge opens a sandwich shop....
4

39395 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXV

Don't miss the all-new, spooktacula...
5

18405 Views

Opposites-A-Frack

An all-new episode featuring guest ...
6

33004 Views

Simpsorama

The Simpsons travel to the 31st cen...
7

21977 Views

Blazed and Confused

Bart faces a tough test at school w...
8

17954 Views

Covercraft

Homer forms a cover band with some ...
9

18015 Views

I Won't Be Home For Chris

Marge doesn't approve of Homer's Ch...
10

18259 Views

The Man Who Came To Be Di

An amusement park ride lands the Si...
11

21675 Views

Bart's New Friend

Bart and Homer become BFF's....
12

18219 Views

The Musk Who Fell to Eart

Homer becomes muse to Elon Musk....
13

16150 Views

Walking Big and Tall

Springfield gets a new town anthem....
14

15380 Views

My Fare Lady

Marge trades in her mom-chauffeur h...
15

11443 Views

The Princess Guide

Moe plots revenge over Nigerian e-m...
16

17978 Views

Sky Police

The Springfield congregation turns ...
17

10345 Views

Waiting for Duffman

When Duffman undergoes hip replacem...
18

12220 Views

Peeping Mom

Bart lies about being involved in a...
19

13681 Views

The Kids Are All Fight

When Homer gets an old film roll de...
20

11623 Views

Let's Go Fly A Coot

The Simpsons learn about Grampa's d...
21

13985 Views

Bull-E

After Bart gets bullied at the scho...
22

30172 Views

Mathlete's Feat

When a modernized Springfield Eleme...

season 26 477.4k views

Season 27

10 Episodes by popularity

1

39591 Views

Every Man's Dream

SEASON PREMIERE. Homer and Marge ha...
2

32696 Views

Cue Detective

Scotty Boom, a Chew Network super-c...
3

29654 Views

Puffless

Upon learning that their father rea...
4

34478 Views

Halloween of Horror

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00:34

(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - kitchen)

00:34

Homer Simpson: Here's good news. According to this eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate.

01:01

Lisa Simpson: Dad, I think this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King.

01:07

Homer Simpson: Hey, this is the only paper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth: that everything is just fine.

01:12

Bart Simpson: (WRITING IN CARD) "To me bestest bud Milhouse, Happy Birthday, Bart."

01:15

Lisa Simpson: Bart, that's so sweet. May I see the card?

01:20

Lisa Simpson: (READING CARD) "Hey there ten-year old. I couldn't afford to get you a new drum..."

01:20

Lisa Simpson: "...so how about a nice pair of bongos?" Ewww.

01:29

(School Bus: Int. school bus - a little later)

01:29

Bart Simpson: C'mon, open it open it open it.

01:31

Milhouse Van Houten: (UNCOMFORTABLE) Uh, maybe a little later, Bart.

01:33

Bart Simpson: Aw Milhouse, just cuz your mom didn't let you have a party doesn't mean you can't get a present.

01:36

Sherri Mackleberry: We had a lovely time on Saturday, Milhouse.

01:39

Terri Mackleberry: I liked the balloons.

01:41

Sherri Mackleberry: I liked the party hats.

01:42

Bart Simpson: What are you girls talkin' about?

01:44

Terri Mackleberry: Nothing. (GIGGLES)

01:46

Bart Simpson: (DISDAINFULLY) Twins. (TO MILHOUSE) Open your present.

01:50

Bart Simpson: They're official Krusty the Clown walkie-talkies. I'll keep one and you keep one. Now whenever you want to talk to me, just call me on the phone and tell me to turn on my walkie-talkie.

02:01

Martin Prince: Milhouse, I'd like to express my appreciation for Saturday. Jelly bean baskets, personalized noisemakers -- those little touches are what made it enduring.

02:11

Bart Simpson: What's he talkin' about?

02:12

Milhouse Van Houten: Uh... hey, look at that dog. Isn't that somethin'?

02:16

Bart Simpson: Wow, brown!

02:19

Otto Mann: (INTO MICROPHONE) Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop. Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say thanks, and 'applause, applause' to 'birthday boy' Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday.

02:31

Otto Mann: (INTO MICROPHONE) And uh, Milhouse, I think I left my pants on your roof.

02:35

Bart Simpson: You did have a party. You didn't invite me. And I thought we were best friends.

02:40

Milhouse Van Houten: Sorry, Bart.

02:43

Otto Mann: Bye little dudes. Don't learn anything I wouldn't learn.

02:49

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Springfield power plant - burns' office - SAME time)

02:49

C. Montgomery Burns: Ah, Monday morning. (EYES MONITOR) Time to pay for your two days of debauchery, you hung-over drones.

02:55

Waylon Smithers: T.G.I.M., Sir. (CHUCKLES)

02:57

C. Montgomery Burns: Yeah. so, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?

02:59

Waylon Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry. And wrote a letter to mother. Oh, here's the kicker, I took Hercules out to be clipped.

03:05

C. Montgomery Burns: Who the devil is Hercules?

03:07

Waylon Smithers: He's my Yorkshire terrier, sir. He's kind of tiny, so... you know, it's a joke. Here's a picture of Herkie.

03:14

C. Montgomery Burns: (SARCASTIC) Well, Smithers, don't you know how to paint the town red.

03:18

Waylon Smithers: May I ask how you spent your weekend?

03:19

C. Montgomery Burns: Well, a bit overly familiar, but I'll allow it. I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth. Its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird.

03:29

C. Montgomery Burns: Just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time.

03:36

Homer Simpson: What a movie. And that blonde cutie. Does she have assets. (PIG SNORTS)

03:41

Lenny Leonard: (LAUGHS) Sounds like my kind of flick.

03:44

Carl Carlson: And how.

03:49

(Homer's Workstation: int. Homer's work station - a bit later)

03:49

Homer Simpson: Eww, lemon... ugh, cherry... hmm, custard... mmm, purple.

04:10

(Kwik-E-Mart Parking Lot: Ext. Kwik-e-mART parking lot - a bit later)

04:10

(Kwik-E-Mart: Int. kwik-e-mart - continuous)

04:10

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Otto! Welcome!

04:12

Otto Mann: Apu! (SLAPS HIM FIVE) Hey, got a ba-ad case of the munchies, man. Time for a Heat-lamp Dog.

04:18

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (LOOKING OUTSIDE) Oh, Otto. Otto, did you know there's a small child inside your bus?

04:21

Otto Mann: Ooo, good thing you warned me. I was on my way to Mexico.

04:30

(Homer's Workstation: int. homer's work station - same time)

04:30

(Burns's Office: int. Burns office - same time)

04:30

C. Montgomery Burns: Call me old-fashioned, but movies were sexier when the actors kept their clothes on. Vilma Banky could do more for me with one raised eyebrow than an entire...

04:39

Calm Woman: Warning. Problem in sector 7-G.

04:41

C. Montgomery Burns: 7-G? Good God, who's the safety inspector there?

04:44

Waylon Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.

04:47

C. Montgomery Burns: Simpson, eh? Good man? Intelligent?

04:50

Waylon Smithers: Actually sir, he was hired under "Project Bootstrap."

04:50

C. Montgomery Burns: (BITTERLY) Thank you, President Ford.

04:58

(Homer's Workstation: INT. HOMER'S WORK STATION - continuous)

04:58

Homer Simpson: Huh? (LISTENS) Noise. (LISTENS CLOSER) Bad noise!

05:02

Calm Woman: Five minutes before critical mass.

05:04

Homer Simpson: Critical wha...? (CALMING HIMSELF) Okay, okay, don't panic. Whosever problem this is, I'm sure they know how to handle it.

05:11

Homer Simpson: Huh? AHHH!! It's my problem! We're doomed!!!

05:16

Calm Woman: Sector 7-G is now being isolated.

05:20

(Stop 'n Go Gas Station: Ext. STOP 'N GO GAS STATION)

05:20

Bart Simpson: My best friend shafted me. I'll never get over this, Otto-man.

05:24

Otto Mann: Aw, sure you will. You know, once my old lady ran off and married my brother. Well, it hurt, but here it is a month later and I'm sleeping on their couch.

05:33

(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON house - LIVING room - same time)

05:33

Mr. Devereaux: Margarita, I want you.

05:36

Margarita: (SHOCKED) Mr. Devereaux, I can't work under these conditions.

05:40

Mr. Devereaux: Have it your way baby. You're fired.

05:45

Margarita: (PASSIONATE SOUNDS) Oh, Avery.

05:47

Mr. Devereaux: Call me Mr. Devereaux, will you.

05:49

Announcer: We interrupt Search for the Sun for this special news bulletin...

05:55

Announcer: Meltdown crisis: The first couple of minutes.

05:55

Kent Brockman: Forget the hair, just give me the blush. (SEEING CAMERA) Oh, we're on.

05:59

Kent Brockman: This station has just learned that a serious crisis is in progress at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

06:04

Marge Simpson: Oh my Lord!

06:05

Kent Brockman: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns. Mr. Burns?

06:08

C. Montgomery Burns: Oh hello, Kent. Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction.

06:20

(RANDOM SHOTS OF SPRINGFIELD NUCLEAR POWER PLANT: Int. random shots of Springfield nuclear power plant)

06:20

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. Springfield nuclear power plant - continuous)

06:20

C. Montgomery Burns: But, I can assure you and the public that there is absolutely no danger whatsoever --

06:26

(Burns's Office: INT. BURNS' OFFICE - CONTINUOUS)

06:26

C. Montgomery Burns: -- things couldn't be more ship-shape.

06:27

Waylon Smithers: Sir, where's my radiation suit?

06:29

C. Montgomery Burns: How the hell should I know?

06:31

(Simpson Home: int. Simpson house - Living room - continuous)

06:31

Kent Brockman: Uh, Mr. Burns, people are calling this a meltdown.

06:33

C. Montgomery Burns: (LAUGHS) Oh, meltdown is one of those annoying buzzwords. I prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.

06:37

Marge Simpson: Homie, please be all right.

06:42

(Homer's Workstation: INT. HOMER'S WORK STATION - continuous)

06:42

Homer Simpson: Gotta think! Gotta think! Okay, somewhere there's a thingee that tells you how to work this stuff. The um... the, uh... the manual! The manual! RIGHT.

06:50

Homer Simpson: Uh-huh. (SCREAMS) It's as fat as a phone book! (OPENS MANUAL; READS) "Congratulations on your purchase of a Fissionator 1952 Slow Fission Reactor. (ANNOYED GRUNT) Get to the point, man! Ooh, what's this?

07:05

Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT) Who'd have thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated!

07:09

(Burns's Office: Int. burns' office - continuous)

07:09

Calm Woman: Ninety seconds to core meltdown.

07:11

Waylon Smithers: Sir, there may never be another time to say... I love you, sir.

07:14

C. Montgomery Burns: (SARCASTIC) Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moments on earth socially awkward.

07:19

(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's bar - continuous)

07:19

Moe Szyslak: Looks like this is the end.

07:22

Barney Gumble: That's all right. I couldn't have led a richer life.

07:25

(Springfield Retirement Castle: int. old folks home - continuous)

07:25

Kent Brockman: After the meltdown we can expect roving bands of thieves to tie up traffic for ours.

07:27

Grampa Simpson: I don't like this program.

07:29

Jasper Beardly: Change the channel.

07:32

Program Voices: Wheel of Fortune!

07:35

(Homer's Workstation: int. homer's work station - continuous)

07:35

Homer Simpson: I don't understand anything! When they look up stupid in the dictionary, there'll be a picture of me!

07:49

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - continuous)

07:49

Marge Simpson: Dear Lord, if you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian. I don't know what I can do... Ummm, oooh, the next time there's a canned food drive I'll give the poor something they'd actually like instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix.

08:09

(Homer's Workstation: int. homer's work station - continuous)

08:09

Calm Woman: One minute to core meltdown.

08:10

Homer Simpson: Shut up!

08:11

Homer Simpson: Simpson, it's all up to you. It's showtime!

08:16

Homer Simpson: Okay, okay, think back to your training...

08:19

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. power plant - work station - ten years earlier)

08:19

Instructor: Now Homer, this may very well save your life one day. This, Homer...

08:21

Homer Simpson: Yes.

08:23

Instructor: Please pay attention. This button here controls the emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button and only this button.

08:30

Homer Simpson: Ooh, a side.

08:31

Instructor: Simpson?

08:31

Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED) What?

08:33

Instructor: Do you see which button I'm pushing?

08:34

Homer Simpson: (NOT LOOKING UP FROM CUBE) Yeah, yeah, yeah, push the button, got it.

08:36

Homer Simpson: (TO CUBE) This is all your fault! (LOOKS AT THE BUTTONS) Okay, gotta pick a button. Pick a button. Pick a button. (BEAT) Uh, one potato, two potato, three potato, four... No, wait! Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish, how many pieces do you wish? No, no!

08:49

(Burns's Office: int. burns' office - continuous)

08:49

Calm Woman: Thirty seconds to core meltdown.

08:51

C. Montgomery Burns: (SITS WEARILY) Oh, Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry butt good-bye!

08:55

Waylon Smithers: May I, sir?

C. Montgomery Burns: (UNPLEASANT REACTION)

08:57

Professor Jonathan Frink: These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed. This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.

09:07

Kent Brockman: Good Lord.

09:09

(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield elementary - continuous)

09:09

Seymour Skinner: They called me old-fashioned for teaching the duck and cover. But who's laughing now?

09:09

(Homer's Workstation: Int. homer's work station - continuous)

09:09

Calm Woman: Fifteen seconds to core meltdown.

09:15

Homer Simpson: Eenie meenie minee moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go... Eenie meenie minee... (COVERS HIS EYES)Moe.

09:31

Calm Woman: All systems returning to normal. Danger in 7-G neutralized. Have a nice day.

09:37

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. Springfield nuclear power plant - various)

09:37

Female Worker: Will I ever see you again?

09:52

Male Worker: Sure, baby. Next meltdown.

10:01

(Springfield Retirement Castle: int. old folks home - CONTINUOUS)

10:01

Contestant: I'd like to solve the puzzle: "Three loins in the fountain."

10:02

(Simpson Home: int. Simpson house - same time)

10:02

C. Montgomery Burns: Yes, we've isolated the problem and wouldn't you know? False alarm. It seems a single wayward crow flew into our warning system.

10:11

Kent Brockman: Very good. Well sir, your point about nuclear hysteria is well taken. This reporter promises to be more trusting and less vigilant in the future.

10:23

(Burns's Office: Int. burn's office - continuous)

10:23

C. Montgomery Burns: (INTO PHONE) Excellent. Well, "ta". (HANGS UP) Hmmm, Smithers, I can still sell 'em snake oil. Now bring me a wine spritzer -- and don't be stingy with the vino.

10:33

Waylon Smithers: Yes sir.

10:34

C. Montgomery Burns: So, Smithers, it seems you've underestimated one Homer Simpson... our next Employee-of-the-Month.

10:34

(Springfield Elementary School Cafeteria: Int. school lunchroom - later)

10:34

Bart Simpson: (COYLY) Milhouse, a little salt?

10:46

Milhouse Van Houten: Sure.

10:51

Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES; THEN) Now we're even for your party. C'mon, let's go play.

10:53

Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend anymore. That's why you couldn't come to the party.

10:59

Bart Simpson: What's she got against me?

11:01

Milhouse Van Houten: She says you're a bad influence.

11:03

Bart Simpson: Bad influence my ass! How many times have I told you, never listen to your mother!

11:07

Milhouse Van Houten: But Bart, she threatened to cut off my allowance.

11:09

Bart Simpson: Whatever she's paying you, I'll double it.

11:11

Milhouse Van Houten: I'm really sorry, Bart.

11:15

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Springfield nuclear power plant - corridor - the next day)

11:15

Waylon Smithers: Sir, about Employee-of-the-Month... I-I-if you'll recall, I'm the one who put a five percent ceiling on the Keogh Plan, which saved this company --

11:21

C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, you bean counter, give it up! Simpson's my man!

11:26

Carl Carlson: Hey, way to save our lives.

11:28

Lenny Leonard: Yeah, we owe you one.

11:30

Homer Simpson: Hey, you know boys, a nuclear reactor's a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

11:40

C. Montgomery Burns: (OUTSTRETCHED HAND) Simpson -- Monty Burns. Come with me.

11:45

C. Montgomery Burns: Now, now. That will do. Homer, for your bravery and skill, we award you this ham, this plaque, this discount coupon book, and my own personal thumbs up!

12:03

C. Montgomery Burns: And to insure your immortality, your heroic visage will be added to our Wall of Fame... Oh, and uh, what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin "Magic" Johnson.

12:19

Homer Simpson: (GASP) Magic Johnson! Y'ello.

12:21

Magic Johnson: Is this really Homer Simpson?

12:23

Homer Simpson: Yeah.

12:24

Magic Johnson: Wow. Homer, I just used our last time out to call and congratulate you on diverting that nuclear holocaust.

12:30

Homer Simpson: Well, thank you.

12:32

Doctor: Magic, if you play on that ankle, you'll be in incredible pain.

12:35

Magic Johnson: I don't care.

12:36

Homer Simpson: Uh, Magic. What if people think a guy's a hero but he was really just lucky?

12:41

Magic Johnson: Don't worry. Sooner or later people like that are exposed as the frauds they are.

12:45

Homer Simpson: (SADLY) Thanks, Magic.

13:14

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - that evening)

13:14

Lisa Simpson: Bart, you're not laughing. Too subtle?

13:17

Bart Simpson: Nah. I'm just depressed. Milhouse's mom won't let me play with him any more.

13:25

Marge Simpson: Homer, did you go out and buy a twenty pound ham? And what's all this?

13:32

Marge Simpson: (READING) "For heroic competence... for narrowly averting a melt-down and proving, without question, that nuclear power is completely safe... Employee-of-the-Month!" Ohh, Homer!

13:52

Lisa Simpson: (ADMIRING) A role model in my very own home. How convenient.

13:55

Homer Simpson: (IRRITABLY) Look, I get enough admiration and respect at work. I don't need it here at home.

14:02

Marge Simpson: How are you enjoying your ham, Homie?

14:04

Homer Simpson: (GUILTILY) It tastes so bitter. It's like ashes in my mouth!

14:07

Marge Simpson: Hmm, it's actually more of a honey glaze --

14:09

Lisa Simpson: Maybe you ate a clove.

14:11

Homer Simpson: (A BIT ANNOYED) What's your problem, boy?

14:13

Bart Simpson: I had a fight with Milhouse.

14:15

Homer Simpson: That four-eyes with the big nose? You don't need friends like that.

14:18

Lisa Simpson: (LOOKS UP GLOWING) How Zen.

14:21

Homer Simpson: What? What is it? What are you doing?

14:25

Lisa Simpson: Looking at you with quiet awe.

14:27

Homer Simpson: Well, as long as it's quiet.

14:38

Milhouse Van Houten: Milhouse to Bart, Milhouse to Bart... Please don't hate me. Please?

14:52

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Springfield power plant - parking lot)

14:52

Homer Simpson: Oooh, right next to the boss. Eh, he'll never know who did it.

15:08

(Burns's Office: Int. Burns' office - a short while later)

15:08

C. Montgomery Burns: Ah Simpson! There's someone I want you to meet. Aristotle Amadopolis, owner of the Shelbyville Nuclear Power facility.

15:17

Homer Simpson: Huh? Wha?...

15:19

C. Montgomery Burns: It seems Ari's been having terrible worker problems at Shelbyville.

15:21

Aristotle: (DISDAINFULLY) They've lost their zest for work. You must help them find their (RAPIDLY) Eanae-eharatou-nah-duleve!

15:26

Homer Simpson: Their Eanae-eharatou-nah-dule-what?

15:26

Aristotle: Yeah.

15:28

C. Montgomery Burns: We want you to give them a pep talk that turns them from a bunch of donut-eating goof-offs into a pack of Homer Simpsons.

15:34

Homer Simpson: But I really can't tell them anything, sir.

15:36

C. Montgomery Burns: Oh cut the false modesty, it's getting tiresome. Besides, it's your duty. Employee of the Month isn't all ham and plaques.

15:45

C. Montgomery Burns: (SARCASTIC) Well! Smithers, how kind of you to pay us a visit.

15:48

Waylon Smithers: (PANTING) Couldn't help it, sir. The parking here is terrible.

15:52

Aristotle: This man has no love for his power plant.

15:54

C. Montgomery Burns: Begone from my sight.

15:58

C. Montgomery Burns: That one's always been a problem.

16:01

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room)

16:01

Bart Simpson: (BORED) One... two... three... Community chest.

16:05

Bart Simpson: Nah.

16:06

Bart Simpson: Nah.

16:07

Bart Simpson: Ah. (READING CARD) I've won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect ten bucks.

16:12

Bart Simpson: Ha ha! You're losing.

16:16

Marge Simpson: Bart, don't feed your sister hotels!

16:19

Bart Simpson: Don't worry mom, there's tons of these things.

16:21

Marge Simpson: I think that game is too old for her. Why don't you go play with Milhouse?

16:25

Bart Simpson: I don't wanna play with Milhouse.

16:26

Marge Simpson: You mean you still haven't made up with him?

16:28

Bart Simpson: It's his mom. She says I'm a bad influence. C'mon Maggie, let's go throw rocks at that hornet's nest.

16:37

(Van Houten Home: Ext. Milhouse's house - day)

16:37

Marge Simpson: Mrs. Van Houten, I'm Bart's mother -- we met in the emergency room when the boys drank paint.

16:43

Luann Van Houten: I remember. Please, come in.

16:44

(Van Houten Home: int. van houten home - living room - continuous)

16:44

Luann Van Houten: Marge, I'm sorry, but I think it would be better if Milhouse didn't see your son.

16:50

Marge Simpson: Look, I know Bart can be a handful but I also know what he's like inside. He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing... of course it makes him do bad things...

17:02

Luann Van Houten: Well, Marge, the other day, Milhouse told me my meatloaf sucks. He must have gotten that from your little boy, because they certainly don't say that word on TV!

17:12

Marge Simpson: Well, I can't defend everything he does. But let's face it, all Bart and Milhouse have is each other. They're too young for girls. And they're a popular target for bullies. And in the Christmas pageant, they're always sheep. Please, please, let them be friends!

17:34

Luann Van Houten: I'll think about it, Marge.

17:38

(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's bar - later)

17:38

Barney Gumble: So the next time somebody tells you county folk are good, honest people, you can spit in their faces for me!

17:45

Lisa Simpson: I will, Mr. Gumbel. But if you'll excuse me, I'm profiling my dad for the school paper. I thought it would be neat to follow him around for a day to see what makes him tick.

17:54

Barney Gumble: Oh, that's sweet. I used to follow my dad to a lot of bars too. (BELCH)

17:59

Moe Szyslak: Here you go. One beer, one chocolate milk.

18:01

Lisa Simpson: Uh, excuse me, I have the chocolate milk.

18:03

Moe Szyslak: Oh.

18:06

Moe Szyslak: What's the matter, Homer? The depressin' effects of alcohol usually don't kick in 'til closing time.

18:11

Lisa Simpson: He's just a little nervous. (PROUDLY) He has to give a speech tomorrow on "How To Keep Cool In A Crisis."

18:16

Homer Simpson: (SOBS) What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

18:17

Barney Gumble: Hey, I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick. I pictured everyone in their underwear. The judge, the jury, my lawyer, everybody.

18:28

Homer Simpson: Did it work?

18:28

Barney Gumble: I'm a free man, ain't I?

18:30

(Simpson Home: int. SIMPSON HOUSE - bart's bedroom - later)

18:30

Milhouse Van Houten: Milhouse to Bart, do you want to come over and play?

18:34

Bart Simpson: (INTO WALKIE-TALKIE; EXCITED) Really? We can be friends again? Did your mom die?

18:38

Milhouse Van Houten: Uh, I don't think so.

18:39

Bart Simpson: (INTO WALKIE-TALKIE) Who cares?! Milhouse, I'll be right there! (TO MAGGIE) Sorry Maggie, game's over.

18:45

Bart Simpson: (SUSPICIOUS) Hey Mom, I'm friends with Milhouse again.

18:48

Marge Simpson: Well, I knew his mother would come to her senses..

18:51

Bart Simpson: (SHORT BEAT; SINCERELY) Thanks for sticking up for me.

18:54

Marge Simpson: What makes you think I did it?

18:55

Bart Simpson: Who else would?

19:00

Marge Simpson: You be good.

19:01

Bart Simpson: I will.

19:09

(Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant: Int. shelbyville nuclear power plant - Next day)

19:09

Aristotle: (GRANDLY) As I look out into this sea of smiling faces, I am filled with a sense of loathing and revulsion. You are not workers, you are a pack of mangy cud-chewing ugly goats! Well, you're in for a treat. We have with us today a real man. Behold the glory that is Homer Simpson!

19:32

Homer Simpson: (CLEARS THROAT) Uh... ladies and... (HE LOOKS AT HIS SPEECH) gentlemen...

19:35

Thought Bubble Barney: Just picture them in their underwear.

19:49

Homer Simpson: (VOICE HIGH AND CRACKING) Um, Grace under pressure is no...

19:49

Female Voice: Three minutes to meltdown.

19:59

Homer Simpson: Whew! Saved by the bell.

20:02

Female Voice: Fifteen seconds to core meltdown.

20:05

Aristotle: Just do what you did before.

20:07

Homer Simpson: All right.

20:10

(Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant: INT. SHELBYVILLE PLANT - ANOTHER AREA)

20:10

Homer Simpson: Eeenie meenie minee moe, catch a tiger by the toe... (QUICKLY) If he hollers let him go, eenie meenie minee moe.

20:20

Female Voice: Crisis has been averted. Everything is super.

20:26

Aristotle: Thank you Homer for saving my plant with that idiotic rhyming. Do you even know what button you pushed?

20:33

Homer Simpson: Sure. Moe.

20:35

Kent Brockman: Eenie meenie minee moe / Is Homer a hero? / The answer is... no. I'm Kent Brockman and that was... (WITH SIGNIFICANCE) My Two Cents. Now back to Scott Christian with Laugh and a Half.

20:41

SCOTT: Thanks, Kent. There was more dumb luck in the news today when our own Police Chief Wiggum foiled a bank hold-up without even trying. It seems the chief had come to the bank to cash in his penny jar.

20:59

Chief Wiggum: ...48, 49, 50.

21:03

Security Guard: Good work, Chief.

21:04

Chief Wiggum: Just doing my job.

21:06

SCOTT: Yes, it seems the chief pulled a Homer Simpson of his own.

21:12

(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - day)

21:12

Barney Gumble: Whoa!

21:14

Barney Gumble: Huh? A pretzel? Wow, looks like I pulled a Homer!

21:21

(Basketball Court: iNT. BASKETBALL COURT - day)

21:21

Announcer: The Lakers have the ball. Magic Johnson's coming down the floor on a fast break. Magic stops. His feet slip out from under him. The ball flies out of his hand, hits the referee in the head, goes in the basket! It's a three point play. The Lakers win!

21:33

Magic Johnson: Looks like I pulled a Homer.

21:39

(Simpson Home: int. Simpson house - later)

21:39

Lisa Simpson: Our dad... now he belongs to the ages.

SEASON 3 EPISODE 5

Homer Defined

This episode is available in 4:3 & 16:9

Homer becomes a hero when he averts a catastrophe at the power plant, but what is perceived as his skill of being a quick thinker is actually dumb luck. ...

GUEST VOICES
Magic Johnson

Producers
Al Jean
Mike Reiss

DIRECTORS
Mark Kirkland

WRITERS
Howard Gewirtz

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Bart Wasn't Invited
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Bart Wasn't Invited

Bart finds out that he wasn't invited to Milhouse's birthday party.
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Homer's Nuclear Problem
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Homer's Nuclear Problem

Homer doesn't notice when his sector is about to melt down.
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Nuclear Meltdown
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Nuclear Meltdown

Kent reports on the nuclear meltdown.
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The Town Reacts
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The Town Reacts

The town reacts to news of the nuclear meltdown.
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Homer in the Dictionary
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Homer in the Dictionary

Homer gets himself into the dictionary.

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