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When Manjula kicks Apu out of the h...
20

51327 Views

Little Girl in the Big Te

Lisa is overjoyed when she befriend...
21

54088 Views

Frying Game

Homer and Marge become murder suspe...
22

59567 Views

Papa's Got a Brand New Ba

When Wiggum and his men prove ineff...

season 13 1170.8k views

Season 14

22 Episodes by popularity

1

81964 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIII

On Halloween, Homer's evil hammock ...
2

36197 Views

How I Spent My Strummer V

When a hidden camera tapes Homer la...
3

41138 Views

Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Gra

Bart and Lisa are horrified when th...
4

52101 Views

Large Marge

Marge's life changes dramatically w...
5

45877 Views

Helter Shelter

When the Simpson house undergoes fu...
6

54078 Views

The Great Louse Detective

When someone attempts to murder Hom...
7

42675 Views

Special Edna

When Bart gets Mrs. Krabappel nomin...
8

47446 Views

The Dad Who Knew Too Litt

Homer hires a shady private investi...
9

50031 Views

The Strong Arms of The Ma

When Marge is mugged at the Kwik-E-...
10

47026 Views

Pray Anything

Inspired by Ned Flanders, Homer tur...
11

51248 Views

Barting Over

When Bart discovers the existence o...
12

44771 Views

I'm Spelling as Fast as I

When Lisa becomes a finalist in a s...
13

44180 Views

A Star is Born-Again

A Hollywood movie star takes a roma...
14

46301 Views

Mr. Spritz Goes To Washin

When Springfield Airport changes th...
15

47599 Views

C.E.D'oh

On Valentine's Day, Homer attends a...
16

46609 Views

'Scuse Me While I Miss Th

As a British filmmaker makes a docu...
17

71691 Views

Three Gays of the Condo

Homer moves in with a gay couple af...
18

62082 Views

Dude, Where's My Ranch?

While vacationing at a dude ranch, ...
19

47257 Views

Old Yeller-Belly

When Santa's Little Helper becomes ...
20

50576 Views

Brake My Wife, Please

When Homer loses his driver's licen...
21

51824 Views

The Bart of War

After police discover Bart and Milh...
22

48945 Views

Moe Baby Blues

When Moe saves baby Maggie's life, ...

season 14 1111.6k views

Season 15

22 Episodes by popularity

1

77801 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIV

On Halloween, Homer takes over for ...
2

34547 Views

My Mother the Carjacker

Mother Simpson is captured by polic...
3

40316 Views

The President Wore Pearls

When Lisa is elected student body p...
4

55554 Views

The Regina Monologues

The Simpsons travel to England, whe...
5

40268 Views

The Fat and the Furriest

Homer becomes the laughing stock of...
6

40693 Views

Today I am a Clown

When Krusty takes the Sabbath off s...
7

39365 Views

'Tis the Fifteenth Season

As Christmas approaches, Homer disc...
8

45486 Views

Marge vs. Singles, Senior

Marge opposes a political group mad...
9

42003 Views

I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot

Homer builds a fighting robot for B...
10

43976 Views

Diatribe of a Mad Housewi

Homer buys an ambulance and starts ...
11

43191 Views

Margical History Tour

Marge tells the children three hist...
12

48535 Views

Milhouse Doesn't Live Her

When Milhouse and his mother reloca...
13

46444 Views

Smart & Smarter

Lisa searches for a new identity wh...
14

43545 Views

The Ziff Who Came to Dinn

Homer becomes the majority sharehol...
15

45195 Views

Co-Dependent's Day

When a drunken Homer loses control ...
16

45464 Views

The Wandering Juvie

Bart's latest prank lands him in ju...
17

45116 Views

My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Mrs. Krabappel dumps Principal Skin...
18

47579 Views

Catch 'Em If You Can

Bart and Lisa pursue Homer and Marg...
19

48312 Views

Simple Simpson

Homer confronts evildoers in the fo...
20

45955 Views

The Way We Weren't

Homer reveals that Marge wasn't the...
21

48136 Views

Bart-Mangled Banner

The Simpsons are thrown in prison a...
22

48656 Views

Fraudcast News

Mr. Burns buys up all the media out...

season 15 1016.1k views

Season 16

21 Episodes by popularity

1

79638 Views

Treehouse of Horror XV

On Halloween... Flanders can predic...
2

40838 Views

All's Fair in Oven War

Marge enters a bakeoff competition,...
3

41291 Views

Sleeping with the Enemy

Lisa becomes self-conscious about h...
4

38394 Views

She Used to Be My Girl

Marge wonders if she made the right...
5

43615 Views

Fat Man and Little Boy

Homer builds a nuclear reactor for ...
6

42127 Views

Midnight Rx

Homer and Grampa smuggle drugs out ...
7

44250 Views

Mommie Beerest

Homer mortgages his house to save M...
8

42546 Views

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary

After teaching famous athletes some...
9

42239 Views

Pranksta Rap

After sneaking off to a rap concert...
10

44772 Views

There's Something About M

When tourists shun Springfield, the...
11

45333 Views

On a Clear Day I Can't Se

After Bart torments his sister duri...
12

60224 Views

Goo Goo Gai Pan

Homer pretends to be Selma's husban...
13

47325 Views

Mobile Homer

Bart and Lisa attempt to save Homer...
14

46746 Views

The Seven-Beer Snitch

Homer becomes a prison snitch after...
15

66109 Views

Future-Drama

Using Professor Frink's astrologica...
16

44612 Views

Don't Fear the Roofer

Homer ends up in a mental instituti...
17

53917 Views

The Heartbroke Kid

Bart has a heart attack after he be...
18

51164 Views

A Star is Torn

Homer behaves like a domineering st...
19

49573 Views

Thank God It's Doomsday

Homer is declared a prophet after h...
20

49137 Views

Home Away From Homer

Flanders feels like a fool after so...
21

49090 Views

The Father, The Son, and

After Bart gets expelled, he's enro...

season 16 1022.9k views

Season 17

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31720 Views

The Bonfire of the Manate

When Homer allows the mob to film a...
2

36932 Views

The Girl Who Slept Too Li

Lisa must confront her darkest fear...
3

36339 Views

MIlhouse of Sand and Fog

After Kirk and Luann rekindle their...
4

83980 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVI

On Halloween, Bart is replaced by a...
5

39568 Views

Marge's Son Poisoning

After spending time with her son, M...
6

40493 Views

See Homer Run

After winning popularity as the Saf...
7

38490 Views

The Last of the Red Hat M

A lonely Marge joins a women's grou...
8

61677 Views

The Italian Bob

The Simpsons travel to Italy to ret...
9

45484 Views

Simpsons Christmas Storie

The Simpsons appear in three Christ...
10

39184 Views

Homer's Paternity Coot

When an old letter is delivered to ...
11

42592 Views

We're on the Road to D'oh

After Bart gets into trouble at sch...
12

43566 Views

My Fair Laddy

Lisa vows to turn Groundskeeper Wil...
13

65140 Views

The Seemingly Never-Endin

When the Simpsons become trapped in...
14

44026 Views

Bart Has Two Mommies

Marge teaches Rod and Todd Flanders...
15

43176 Views

Homer Simpson, This is Yo

Marge swaps places with a British w...
16

43697 Views

Million Dollar Abie

After costing Springfield a profess...
17

58358 Views

Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore

Mr. Burns closes the nuclear power ...
18

44135 Views

The Wettest Stories Ever

The Simpsons appear in three storie...
19

48111 Views

Girls Just Want to Have S

After Skinner is fired for insinuat...
20

45937 Views

Regarding Margie

After Marge develops amnesia and ca...
21

48905 Views

The Monkey Suit

Lisa protests when Springfield pass...
22

44843 Views

Marge and Homer Turn a Co

Homer and Marge play marriage couns...

season 17 1026.4k views

Season 18

22 Episodes by popularity

1

36752 Views

The Mook, the Chef, the W

Lisa befriends the son of mobster F...
2

33806 Views

Jazzy and the Pussycats

Lisa grows jealous after Bart disco...
3

39383 Views

Please Homer, Don't Hamme

Marge starts her own carpentry busi...
4

81774 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVII

The Simpsons appear in three tales ...
5

41572 Views

G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

After Homer joins the Army, he's se...
6

36606 Views

Moe 'N' a Lisa

Lisa helps Moe get a poem published...
7

41413 Views

Ice Cream of Margie (With

Homer finds happiness after he buys...
8

40557 Views

The Haw-Hawed Couple

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend; ...
9

49267 Views

Kill Gil (Parts I & II)

During the Christmas holiday, Marge...
10

41014 Views

The Wife Aquatic

Marge returns to an island where sh...
11

66656 Views

Revenge is a Dish Best Se

The Simpsons spin three tales of re...
12

55280 Views

Little Big Girl

As Multicultural Day approaches, Li...
13

45333 Views

Springfield Up

In this spoof of the 'Up' documenta...
14

44287 Views

Yokel Chords

Lisa tutors Cletus's children - unt...
15

42198 Views

Rome-old and Juli-eh

Homer is horrified when his father ...
16

43750 Views

Homerazzi

Homer tries his hand at making mone...
17

48409 Views

Marge Gamer

After discovering the Internet, Mar...
18

53748 Views

The Boys of Bummer

Bart becomes the shame of Springfie...
19

46480 Views

Crook and Ladder

Homer and his friends join the volu...
20

44875 Views

Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot

When Santa's Little Helper gets a j...
21

45734 Views

24 Minutes

In this spoof of the television ser...
22

48260 Views

You Kent Always Say What

Kent Brockman accidentally utters a...

season 18 1027.2k views

Season 19

20 Episodes by popularity

1

34968 Views

He Loves To Fly And He D'

Marge hires a life coach to turn Ho...
2

33992 Views

Homer of Seville

Homer becomes an opera star, only t...
3

35478 Views

Midnight Towboy

Homer makes enemies when he starts ...
4

35039 Views

I Don't Wanna Know Why th

Marge fears for her safety after br...
5

81952 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVIII

In three tales of Halloween terror:...
6

39494 Views

Little Orphan Millie

When his parents are lost at sea an...
7

42986 Views

Husbands and Knives

After Marge launches a gym for 'reg...
8

48402 Views

Funeral for a Fiend

After another of his attempts to ki...
9

43350 Views

Eternal Moonshine of the

Homer wakes up from a blackout only...
10

44815 Views

E. Pluribus Wiggum

When Springfield becomes the first ...
11

43951 Views

That 90's Show

Marge and Homer recount how Marge a...
12

40785 Views

Love, Springfieldian Styl

When Homer and Marge become trapped...
13

42918 Views

The Debarted

Bart befriends a new kid at school,...
14

42785 Views

Dial 'N' for Nerder

Bart and Lisa think they killed Mar...
15

42996 Views

Smoke on the Daughter

Lisa becomes addicted to secondhand...
16

39771 Views

Papa Don't Leech

Marge and Homer aid country singer ...
17

41831 Views

Apocalypse Cow

Bart is overjoyed when the calf he'...
18

42914 Views

Any Given Sundance

Lisa's documentary about life with ...
19

40524 Views

Mona Leaves-a

When Homer's mother returns to Spri...
20

46653 Views

All About Lisa

Krusty hires Lisa to be his intern,...

season 19 865.6k views

Season 20

21 Episodes by popularity

1

39988 Views

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrap

Homer and Flanders team-up as bount...
2

35827 Views

Lost Verizon

When Bart steals actor Denis Leary'...
3

47956 Views

Double, Double, Boy in Tr

Bart swaps places with his exact do...
4

80082 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIX

On Halloween... Transformer-like ro...
5

46483 Views

Dangerous Curves

In a series of flashbacks... Homer ...
6

38073 Views

Homer and Lisa Exchange C

When Lisa discovers a talent for so...
7

38734 Views

Mypods and Boomsticks

Homer thinks Bart's new Muslim frie...
8

37895 Views

The Burns and the Bees

As Lisa tries to find a habitat for...
9

38075 Views

Lisa the Drama Queen

Lisa's new best friend creates a fa...
10

40260 Views

Take My Life, Please

When Homer discovers that he was al...
11

40763 Views

How the Test Was Won

Lisa freezes during a federal schoo...
12

41278 Views

No Loan Again, Naturally

When Homer and Marge's adjustable m...
13

42115 Views

Gone Maggie Gone

In this 'National Treasure'-like st...
14

54646 Views

In the Name of the Grandf

The Simpsons travel to Ireland, whe...
15

42382 Views

Wedding for Disaster

When their marriage license turns o...
16

41187 Views

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe

Moe meets a beautiful woman in an I...
17

45291 Views

The Good, The Sad, and Th

Bart dumps Milhouse in favor of a c...
18

43215 Views

Father Knows Worst

As a result of Homer's "helicopter ...
19

46443 Views

Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'o

Homer and Marge rent an apartment i...
20

45335 Views

Four Great Women and a Ma

As Marge and Lisa have their nails ...
21

49672 Views

Coming To Homerica

Springfield grapples with an immigr...

season 20 935.7k views

Season 21

23 Episodes by popularity

1

36713 Views

Homer the Whopper

Homer ends up with a superhero's ph...
2

36547 Views

Bart Gets A 'Z'

Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabap...
3

41931 Views

The Great Wife Hope

Marge vows to drive mixed martial a...
4

77264 Views

Treehouse of Horror XX

Classic movie monsters are attacked...
5

40043 Views

The Devil Wears Nada

Homer's life turns into nonstop mis...
6

39169 Views

Pranks and Greens

Skinner tells Bart about a former S...
7

37283 Views

Rednecks and Broomsticks

Lisa befriends a group of Wiccans w...
8

37889 Views

O Brother, Where Bart Tho

Bart attempts to get Homer and Marg...
9

35588 Views

Thursdays with Abie

Homer becomes jealous when a report...
10

42051 Views

Once Upon A Time in Sprin

Krusty ends up playing second fiddl...
11

39734 Views

Million Dollar Maybe

Homer wins a million-dollar lottery...
12

62847 Views

Boy Meets Curl

The Simpsons head to the Winter Oly...
13

48838 Views

The Color Yellow

Lisa discovers that her Southern an...
14

40873 Views

Postcards From the Wedge

Bart creates friction between Marge...
15

39988 Views

Stealing First Base

Bart stirs up trouble when he kisse...
16

55392 Views

The Greatest Story Ever D

Flanders attempts to redeem Homer d...
17

43726 Views

American History X-cellen

When Mr. Burns is sent to prison fo...
18

41093 Views

Chief of Hearts

After he's sentenced to perform com...
19

43153 Views

The Squirt and the Whale

Lisa comes to the aid of a whale th...
20

45039 Views

To Surveil With Love

After a bomb squad mistakenly blows...
21

41750 Views

Moe Letter Blues

As Mother's Day approaches, Homer, ...
22

45053 Views

The Bob Next Door

Bart is convinced that his new neig...
23

44122 Views

Judge Me Tender

Moe discovers a talent for judging ...

season 21 1016.1k views

Season 22

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31972 Views

Elementary School Musical

Lisa attends a performing arts camp...
2

33746 Views

Loan-A-Lisa

Lisa donates money to a microfinanc...
3

43405 Views

Money Bart

Lisa becomes the coach of Bart's Li...
4

74058 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXI

Bart and Milhouse use their videoga...
5

39043 Views

Lisa Simpson, This Isn't

Lisa decides she doesn't want to en...
6

37188 Views

The Fool Monty

When a dying Mr. Burns loses his me...
7

36751 Views

How Munched is that Birdi

The Simpsons decide to give away Sa...
8

46801 Views

The Fight Before Christma

Four Christmas tales... Bart takes ...
9

39159 Views

Donnie Fatso

Acting as an undercover informant, ...
10

40912 Views

Moms I'd Like To Forget

As Bart tries to determine the orig...
11

39141 Views

Flaming Moe

Smithers convinces Moe to turn his ...
12

41257 Views

Homer the Father

Homer uses plotlines from a 1980's ...
13

40570 Views

The Blue and the Gray

Unable to get a date for Valentine'...
14

41195 Views

Angry Dad: The Movie

When the 'Angry Dad' character is t...
15

42102 Views

The Scorpion's Tale

When Lisa discovers a wildflower th...
16

38632 Views

A Midsummer's Nice Dreams

When legendary comics Cheech and Ch...
17

40168 Views

Love is a Many Strangled

Homer enrolls in a fathering enrich...
18

43991 Views

The Great Simpsina

Lisa befriends an old magician who ...
19

41064 Views

The Housewives of Fat Ton

Fat Tony asks for Selma's hand in m...
20

45442 Views

Homer Scissorhands

Homer discovers a talent for cuttin...
21

49426 Views

500 Keys

A drawer full of old keys sparks se...
22

46092 Views

The Ned-liest Catch

Ned Flanders falls for Bart's teach...

season 22 932.1k views

Season 23

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34017 Views

The Falcon and the D'ohma

Homer attempts to help a former CIA...
2

34418 Views

Bart Stops to Smell the R

Superintendant Chalmers teaches Bar...
3

75230 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXII

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
4

35766 Views

Replaceable You

With some help from Martin Prince, ...
5

39973 Views

The Food Wife

As Homer and Marge vie for the kids...
6

39200 Views

The Book Job

After Lisa discovers that her favor...
7

39783 Views

The Man in the Blue Flann

Burns appoints Homer the nuclear po...
8

41705 Views

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

After being fired from his popular ...
9

84793 Views

Holidays Of Future Passed

Thirty years in the future, Bart an...
10

41762 Views

Politically Inept, With H

Homer becomes a celebrity after he ...
11

43419 Views

The D'oh-cial Network

Lisa's idea for an online social ne...
12

38444 Views

Moe Goes From Rags To Ric

Moe's bar rag tells the story of hi...
13

39362 Views

The Daughter Also Rises

As Valentine's Day approaches, Marg...
14

43854 Views

At Long Last Leave

Fed up with the family's negative i...
15

43925 Views

Exit Through The Kwik-E-M

Bart becomes a famous street artist...
16

43982 Views

How I Wet Your Mother

With help from one of Professor Fri...
17

42091 Views

Them, Robot

Homer becomes the last human employ...
18

42789 Views

Beware My Cheating Bart

Bart falls for Jimbo's girlfriend S...
19

58057 Views

A Totally Fun Thing Bart

The Simpsons vacation on a cruise l...
20

45201 Views

The Spy Who Learned Me

After being injured at work, Homer ...
21

48542 Views

Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agend

Complications ensue when Flanders a...
22

46611 Views

Lisa Goes Gaga

Singer Lady Gaga attempts to cheer ...

season 23 1002.9k views

Season 24

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34164 Views

Moonshine River

Bart seeks out Cletus's daughter, w...
2

80020 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

In these three Halloween tales... a...
3

38319 Views

Adventures in Baby-gettin

Marge decides she wants to conceive...
4

33711 Views

Gone Abie Gone

Homer and Marge search for Grampa a...
5

35730 Views

Penny-Wiseguys

While serving jury duty, Fat Tony a...
6

41251 Views

A Tree Grows in Springfie

After his beloved new tablet "MyPad...
7

39094 Views

The Day the Earth Stood C

Homer is elated when a cool dad and...
8

47112 Views

To Cur, With Love

When Bart accuses Homer of not liki...
9

42919 Views

Homer Goes to Prep School

The Simpsons anticipate the apocaly...
10

41690 Views

A Test Before Trying

Bart must pass a district-wide test...
11

42333 Views

The Changing of the Guard

After narrowly surviving a tornado,...
12

46978 Views

Love is a Many-Splintered

Bart attempts to patch things up wi...
13

43522 Views

Hardly Kirk-ing

With Bart's help, Milhouse transfor...
14

40399 Views

Gorgeous Grampa

With encouragement from Mr. Burns, ...
15

43548 Views

Black-Eyed, Please

When Flanders gives Homer a black e...
16

46669 Views

Dark Knight Court

Bart stands trial in youth court af...
17

44410 Views

What Animated Women Want

In an episode that focuses on the c...
18

42230 Views

Pulpit Friction

Lovejoy quits the church after the ...
19

44541 Views

Whiskey Business

Moe's new suit catches the attentio...
20

44583 Views

The Fabulous Faker Boy

Bart takes piano lessons in hopes o...
21

46672 Views

The Saga of Carl

Homer, Moe and Lenny travel to Icel...
22

48342 Views

Dangers on a Train

Homer secretly reconstructs a kiddy...

season 24 968.2k views

Season 25

23 Episodes by popularity

1

222956 Views

Homerland

When Homer returns from a Nuclear W...
2

174947 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIV

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
3

120916 Views

Four Regrettings and a Fu

A Springfield funeral prompts Marge...
4

116101 Views

YOLO

After experiencing a midlife crisis...
5

106161 Views

Labor Pains

Homer gets trapped in an elevator w...
6

101131 Views

The Kid Is All Right

Lisa is elated to befriend Isabel, ...
7

100447 Views

Yellow Subterfuge

Bart seeks revenge after Skinner pr...
8

95266 Views

White Christmas Blues

As Christmas approaches, Marge tran...
9

96835 Views

Steal This Episode

Homer is put on trial after the FBI...
10

92064 Views

Married to the Blob

The Comic Book Guy marries a Japane...
11

93684 Views

Specs and the City

Homer uses augmented reality glasse...
12

88114 Views

Diggs

Bart befriends a fellow student and...
13

93605 Views

The Man Who Grew Too Much

Sideshow Bob genetically alters his...
14

91010 Views

The Winter of His Content

When the Simpsons allow members of ...
15

87513 Views

The War of Art

Homer convinces Marge to sell a pai...
16

87976 Views

You Don't Have to Live Li

After Lisa delivers a school report...
17

88880 Views

Luca$

Lisa falls for a competitive eater ...
18

110493 Views

Days of Future Future

Thirty years in the future, Bart tr...
19

92566 Views

What to Expect When Bart'

Bart uses voodoo in an attempt to g...
20

108659 Views

Brick Like Me

After Homer bonds with Lisa, Homer'...
21

95878 Views

Pay Pal

As Mother's Day approaches, after H...
22

90118 Views

Yellow Badge of Cowardge

Bart is overcome with guilt after a...
25

6907 Views

The Longest Daycare

A theatrical short that premiered J...

season 25 2362.2k views

Season 26

22 Episodes by popularity

1

53474 Views

Clown in the Dumps

The unthinkable happens: a Springfi...
2

39707 Views

The Wreck of the Relation

Homer and Bart set sail on the rela...
3

24560 Views

Super Franchise Me

Marge opens a sandwich shop....
4

39401 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXV

Don't miss the all-new, spooktacula...
5

18365 Views

Opposites-A-Frack

An all-new episode featuring guest ...
6

32980 Views

Simpsorama

The Simpsons travel to the 31st cen...
7

21940 Views

Blazed and Confused

Bart faces a tough test at school w...
8

17932 Views

Covercraft

Homer forms a cover band with some ...
9

18272 Views

I Won't Be Home For Chris

Marge doesn't approve of Homer's Ch...
10

18119 Views

The Man Who Came To Be Di

An amusement park ride lands the Si...
11

21516 Views

Bart's New Friend

Bart and Homer become BFF's....
12

18079 Views

The Musk Who Fell to Eart

Homer becomes muse to Elon Musk....
13

16008 Views

Walking Big and Tall

Springfield gets a new town anthem....
14

15248 Views

My Fare Lady

Marge trades in her mom-chauffeur h...
15

11320 Views

The Princess Guide

Moe plots revenge over Nigerian e-m...
16

17810 Views

Sky Police

The Springfield congregation turns ...
17

10195 Views

Waiting for Duffman

When Duffman undergoes hip replacem...
18

12067 Views

Peeping Mom

Bart lies about being involved in a...
19

13475 Views

The Kids Are All Fight

When Homer gets an old film roll de...
20

11435 Views

Let's Go Fly A Coot

The Simpsons learn about Grampa's d...
21

13799 Views

Bull-E

After Bart gets bullied at the scho...
22

29951 Views

Mathlete's Feat

When a modernized Springfield Eleme...

season 26 475.7k views

Season 27

10 Episodes by popularity

1

39314 Views

Every Man's Dream

SEASON PREMIERE. Homer and Marge ha...
2

32437 Views

Cue Detective

Scotty Boom, a Chew Network super-c...
3

29394 Views

Puffless

Upon learning that their father rea...
4

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Halloween of Horror

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00:10

Newsreel Announcer: The "News on Parade" Corporation presents (GRANDIOSE) ... "News... on... Parade!"... (BEAT) Corporation... News!

00:41

Newsreel Announcer: Bringing you the world of... Current Events!

00:50

Newsreel Announcer: ... New gadgets!

00:52

Newsreel Announcer: ... and Hollywood! Look! It's Amos from radio's Amos and Andy!

01:00

Amos Guy: (UPPER CLASS ENGLISH ACCENT) Hello, everybody!

01:06

Newsreel Announcer: "Springfield -- City on the Grow!"

01:06

Newsreel Announcer: It's a proud day as Springfield is declared one of America's 400 fastest-growing cities! And why not? Business is booming -- half the country wears Springfield Galoshes!

01:16

Newsreel Announcer: And say hello to the state's first Aqua-Car factory! Keep 'em coming, boys!

01:22

Newsreel Announcer: The city's even in the celebrity business -- everyone knows Professor Rubber-Mouth hails from Springfield!

01:27

Newsreel Announcer: Everybody's chipping in -- even this fella has Springfield's can-do spirit!

01:34

Newsreel Announcer: So watch out, Utica -- Springfield is a city on the grow!

01:41

(Aztec Theater: Int. Springfield Aztec Theater - 1948 - day - b&w;)

01:41

Young Grampa: Feh! The way people act around here, you'd think the streets were paved with gold.

01:41

Young Jasper: They are.

Driver: (SCREAMS)

01:50

Panhandler: Got any spare change, man?

02:01

Grampa Simpson: Yes and you ain't gettin' it. (TO JASPER) Everybody wants somethin' for nothin'.

02:07

Grampa Simpson: I'm old. Gimme, gimme, gimme!

02:10

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. nuclear power plant - men's room)

02:10

Homer Simpson: Hey, there's something you don't see in a toilet every day.

02:16

Homer Simpson: Anybody lose their glasses? (BEAT) Last chance. (BEAT) Woo hoo!

02:23

Homer Simpson: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining sides.

02:29

Angry Voice From Stall: That's a right triangle, you idiot.

Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT)

02:31

C. Montgomery Burns: Thank you so much for visiting our plant, Dr. Kissinger.

02:35

Henry Kissinger: It was fun.

02:35

Waylon Smithers: We'll let you know if your glasses turn up.

02:38

Henry Kissinger: (LYING) Er, yeah, I'm sure I left them in the car.

02:42

HENRY KISSINGER'S BRAIN: No one must know I dropped them in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords...

02:54

Waylon Smithers: Sir, bad news from accounting. The economy's hit us pretty hard.

02:57

C. Montgomery Burns: Hey, tough times, eh? I've lived through twelve recessions, eight panics, and five years of McKinley-nomics. I'll survive this!

03:03

Waylon Smithers: Well, even so, sir. We could stand to lay off a few employees.

03:07

C. Montgomery Burns: (CHEERFUL) Oh! Very well -- lay off... Him, him, him, him...

03:07

C. Montgomery Burns: Hmm, better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy.

03:15

(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson House - TV room - day)

03:15

Lisa Simpson: Dad, you shouldn't wear glasses that weren't prescribed for you.

03:18

Homer Simpson: Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.

03:22

Bart Simpson: I'm Bart.

03:22

Lisa Simpson: Gimme those.

03:24

Scott Christian: ... and finally, Henry Kissinger was hospitalized today after walking into a wall. Now over to Kent Brockman with some grim economic news.

03:32

Kent Brockman: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors -- useful people are starting to feel the pinch.

03:42

Barney Gumble: I haven't been able to find a job in six years!

03:45

Kent Brockman: Huh, and what training do you have?

03:47

Barney Gumble: Five years of modern dance, six years of tap.

03:51

Kent Brockman: The economic slump began last spring when the government closed Fort Springfield, devastating the city's liquor and prostitution industries. Now, at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all this squarely on you, the viewers. (POINTS TO CAMERA)

04:06

(Springfield Town Hall: EXT. SPRINGFIELD TOWN HALL - ESTABLISHING - THAT NIGHT)

04:06

Mayor Joe Quimby: I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor. And uh, once elected, I will send for the rest of you.

04:11

Crowd: Boo!

04:17

Lisa Simpson: Excuse me, Mr. Mayor.

04:18

Mayor Joe Quimby: The uh chair recognizes the little chick with the gleam of hope in her eyes.

04:22

Lisa Simpson: This piggy bank contains fifteen dollars I've saved from my allowance. It isn't much, but I would like to help.

04:29

Mayor Joe Quimby: Aw, just what I need to tip the skycaps.

04:32

Grampa Simpson: I'll tell you what made this town great! Good old-fashioned gumption! There's nothing here a little elbow grease won't fix! So let's roll up our sleeves and... (FALLS ASLEEP STANDING UP, SNORES)

04:42

Mayor Joe Quimby: People! People, let's be a little more realistic...

04:42

Seymour Skinner: Now, I uh hesitate to bring this up, but a number of cities have rejuvenated their economies with uh, legalized gambling.

Crowd: (ENTHUSIASTIC MURMURS)

04:55

Seymour Skinner: Uh, there is an added bonus -- some of the revenue can go to help our under-funded public schools!

05:06

Patty Bouvier: Well, I like the part about the gambling.

05:06

Ned Flanders: What do you think, Reverend?

05:10

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.

05:13

Crowd: Yay!

05:13

C. Montgomery Burns: By building a casino, I could tighten my stranglehold on this dismal town!

05:19

Crowd: Yay!

Barney Gumble: (BELCHES)

05:20

Crowd: Yay!

05:24

Mayor Joe Quimby: Well, now. Are there any objections?

05:29

Marge Simpson: Actually, I think it might really help our economy.

Crowd: (SURPRISES MURMURS)

05:33

Mayor Joe Quimby: Very well, then. Instead of fleeing this town, I'll stay here and grow fat off kickbacks and slush funds.

05:41

Crowd: Yay!

05:43

Marge Simpson: This could be a whole new beginning for Springfield.

05:49

Homer Simpson: And you know what the best part is? We've really done something for the children.

05:55

(SPRINGFIELD BOARDWALK: ext. Springfield boardwalk - early morning)

05:55

Mayor Joe Quimby: We're thrilled you've decided to build your casino on our waterfront.

06:12

C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days on this old boardwalk...

06:17

Workman: (SCREAMS) (IRISH ACCENT) Why you! (TURNS AROUND) Er, Master Burns! I mean, carry on.

06:27

Workman: Ah, me leg's gone gimpy! Oh, who'll provide for me little ones?

Little Burns: (MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

06:32

(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear power plant - burns' office - day)

06:32

C. Montgomery Burns: (WIPING AWAY A TEAR) What was I laughing at, now? (BEAT) Oh yes, that crippled Irishman. (BEGINS LAUGHING AGAIN)

07:03

Waylon Smithers: Sir, the designers are here with some prototypes for your casino.

07:06

British Guy: Gentlemen, I give you, "Britannia!"

07:08

British Guy: Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles! And best of all... the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits! Fresh from the streets of Sussex, they are! (WINKS)

07:13

British Waitress: (SCREECHY) Freshen your drink, guv'nor?

07:18

C. Montgomery Burns: Get out!

07:18

Hippie: Okay, alright, wait, now now dig this man...

07:21

C. Montgomery Burns: Get out!

07:23

Hippie: (DEVASTATED) Oh wow oh... let me just get my head together...

07:23

C. Montgomery Burns: Now!

07:27

Captain Horatio McCallister: I'll need three ships and fifty stout men! We'll sail 'round The Horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen!

07:36

C. Montgomery Burns: We're building a casino.

07:36

Captain Horatio McCallister: Arr. Can ye give me five minutes?

07:41

C. Montgomery Burns: Idiots. I'll design it myself. I know what people like. It's got to have sex appeal, and a catchy name.

07:52

(SPRINGFIELD BOARDWALK: ext. Springfield boardwalk - night - a month later)

07:52

(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson House - kitchen - night)

07:52

Lisa Simpson: Mom, we're having a geography pageant at school, and I don't know which state to go as.

07:57

Marge Simpson: In honor of legalized gambling, why not go as the state of Nevada?

08:00

Lisa Simpson: No. Nevada makes my butt look big.

08:02

Marge Simpson: Then how 'about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, and old people like you.

08:08

Lisa Simpson: Dad, what do you think?

08:08

Homer Simpson: Shhh. I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble.

08:12

Marge Simpson: Why?

08:12

Homer Simpson: I got a job at Burns' casino. As you know, it's been my lifelong dream to become a blackjack dealer.

08:19

Marge Simpson: Your lifelong dream was to be a contestant on "The Gong Show." And you did it in 1977, remember?

08:24

(GONG SHOW: int. gong show - stage)

08:24

Homer Simpson: We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.

08:43

(Mr. Burns' Casino: ext. Mr. burns' casino - day)

08:43

Gerry Cooney: Hello, I'm retired heavyweight boxer Gerry Cooney. Welcome to Mr. Burns' Casino. If there's anything I can do to make your visit more enjoyable, please just let me know.

08:51

Otto Mann: (TRYING TO GET OUT OF THERE) Yeah, great. See ya...

08:51

Gerry Cooney: Uh, don't forget to apply for our VIP Platinum club for special discounts on...

08:56

Otto Mann: Hey! I said bug off!

08:56

Homer Simpson: (COUNTING UP HIS HAND) Uh, let's see... 18... 27... 35. Dealer busts. Looks like you all win again.

Blackjack Players: (POLITE APPLAUSE)

09:08

BIG TEXAN: (FOGHORN LEGHORN VOICE) Yee ha! Homer, I want you to have my lucky hat. I wore it the day Kennedy was shot, and it allllways brings me good luck!

09:17

Homer Simpson: Why thanks, Senator! (LOOKS AT WATCH) Oop, looks like my shift is over.

09:23

Grampa Simpson: Come on lucky seven! Papa needs a new pair of spats! I want some of that sweet, sweet do-re-mi! Fat City, here I come!

09:33

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Please throw the dice now, please now!

09:35

Grampa Simpson: Don't rush me, I have arthritis.

09:37

Croupier: Will the gentleman please roll the dice.

09:40

Grampa Simpson: (AGITATED) All right, all right, smart guy. Oh, for cryin' out loud, I dropped one... Oh now it's in my shoe. Ow! Ow! Ooh! (LIMPS AWAY IN PAIN)

09:54

(Mr. Burns' Casino: int. Mr burns' casino - showroom)

09:54

Ernst: A round of applause for Anastasia! She loves show business -- so much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, huh.

10:07

Gunter: Hey tiger, wake up.

Ernst: (MANIACAL GERMAN CURSES)

10:12

(Mr. Burns' Casino: int. Mr. burns' casino - slot machines)

10:12

Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLING) Woo Hoo! Jackpot!

10:30

Teenage Attendant: (SQUEAKY TEENAGE VOICE) Wait a minute, are you over twenty-one?

10:33

Bart Simpson: Are you?

10:33

Teenage Attendant: I'm not authorized to answer that.

10:36

Bart Simpson: By the way, your martinis suck!

10:40

Teenage Attendant: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Start your own casino? In your treehouse? And get all your little friends to come? I'd like to see that. (LAUGHS)

10:48

(Bart's Treehouse: ext. Bart's treehouse - day)

10:48

Bart Simpson: Ah yeah, welcome... have a lucky day... um hmmm.

10:51

Teenage Attendant: Well, he certainly showed me.

10:55

(Mr. Burns' Casino: INT. MR. BURNS' CASINO - high roller blackjack)

10:55

Marge Simpson: Hi, Homie.

10:57

Homer Simpson: Hey, Marge, after your big tantrum against legalized gambling, I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino.

11:03

Marge Simpson: I was for the casino!

11:03

Homer Simpson: Strike three, Marge. I remember that meeting, and I have a photographic memory.

11:12

Marge Simpson: Legalized gambling is a bad idea. You can build a casino over my dead body! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

11:20

Someone: For you. It's the President.

11:20

Homer Simpson: Y'ello?

11:22

Homer Simpson: And then I said to the president... get this (LOOKING AROUND) Marge? Marge?

11:31

Marge Simpson: (TO HERSELF) I wonder if they have a lost and found. Oh, what the hey.

Marge Simpson: (PLEASED NOISE)

11:47

(Bart's Treehouse: Ext. Bart's Treehouse - day - establishing)

11:47

Bart Simpson: Hey, how's it goin'?... Hey, good to see you... Tell your friends. Lookin' lucky... Hey, what's happenin'? Love THE jacket.

12:01

Milhouse Van Houten: Behold the box of mystery! The cat goes in... uh... (TRIES TO PUSH CAT IN)

12:09

(Mr. Burns' Casino: Int. Mr. burns' casino - high roller blackjack)

12:09

Homer Simpson: Twenty- one? Do that card-counting thing again! Come on. Do it again.

12:19

Rain Man: Definitely have to leave the table.

12:21

Homer Simpson: No! Please, please, please, please, please...

12:23

Rain Man: Gotta watch Wapner. Leave the table. Yeah, leave the table.

12:26

Homer Simpson: No!

12:26

Waylon Smithers: Sir, you haven't slept since the casino opened, five days ago.

12:44

C. Montgomery Burns: Well, I've discovered the perfect business. People swarm in, empty their pockets, and scuttle off. Nothing can stop me now. (SUDDEN WORRIED THOUGHT) Except microscopic germs. But we won't let that happen. Will we Smithers?

12:53

Waylon Smithers: (UNCOMFORTABLY) Uh... No, sir.

13:01

Gambler: Whoa, a baby on the table! That's good luck!

13:01

CRAP PLAYERS: (CHEERING) Yayyy!

13:17

Croupier: Snake eyes. Sorry.

13:17

CRAP PLAYERS: (TO MAGGIE) Booo!

13:20

Farmboy: Gawrsh! It must be exciting to live in the cas-een-oh!

13:25

Gunter: Ja!

13:25

Ernst: You know, we're having a party tonight...

13:31

Barney Gumble: Huh, Marge, you gotta watch out! Your little boy Bart coulda been eaten by that pony!

13:40

Marge Simpson: (GASPS) Oh my God, Barney, thank you. I would never have forgiven myself.

13:45

Marge Simpson: Now you stay put, young lady.

13:49

Barney Gumble: (ASIDE) Man, that's classic compulsive behavior!

13:51

Barney Gumble: Wow, free beer.

13:54

Slot Player #1: Buddy, those are my quarters!

Barney Gumble: (BELCHES)

13:56

Slot Player #2: Hey, this guy's paying off!

13:59

Krusty the Clown: I don't wanna hit a "sore" spot, but can we talk about herpes? (SINGS) "HERPES HERPES BO BERPES / BANANA FANNA FO BERPES"... HERPES! Ow! Hey, that spot on Gorbachev's head? Herpes, trust me... Anybody here have herpes? Huh? Huh? (SILENCE) You people are the worst audience I've ever seen.

14:28

Audience Member: Well, you're the worst comedian we've ever seen!

14:30

Krusty the Clown: Oh, great. Well we'll just sit here silently for the next ninety minutes.

14:34

Audience Member: Fine with us.

Krusty the Clown: (GROAN)

14:34

C. Montgomery Burns: (SHAKING HIS FISTS AT MONITOR) They're all covered with filthy germs, aren't they, Smithers?!

14:44

Waylon Smithers: (SINCERE) Why, what do you mean, sir?

14:47

C. Montgomery Burns: Ewww!

14:50

Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED) Marge, you waited for me.

Marge Simpson: (GRUFF MURMUR)

14:57

Homer Simpson: Okay, Marge, let's go.

14:57

Marge Simpson: (TERSE) I'll catch up to you.

15:01

Homer Simpson: Marge, I'm taking the car.

15:01

Marge Simpson: I'll walk.

15:04

Homer Simpson: This late? Through the bad neighborhood?

15:04

Marge Simpson: Yeah.

15:07

Homer Simpson: Marge...

15:07

Marge Simpson: (SNAPPING) Go home. You're bad luck!

15:10

Homer Simpson: Wait. I see what's happening here. You're just mad because everyone in this town loves gambling except for you. Well, that's just sad.

15:19

(Mr. Burns' Casino: int. burns' casino - slot machines)

15:19

Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED) What?!

15:32

Waylon Smithers: Um, excuse me, Ma'am. Don't you think you've gambled enough?

15:32

Marge Simpson: (GRUFFLY) No.

15:35

Waylon Smithers: Okay. We're required by law to ask every seventy-five hours. (TO GUARDS) Get her another free drink.

15:40

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - morning)

15:40

Lisa Simpson: Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating? I mean we haven't had a meal with Mom all week. And she hasn't even started my costume for the Geography Pageant.

15:48

Bart Simpson: (COVERING PHONE) Pipe down, sister. I've gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minelli impersonator was really Liza Minelli. (SHUDDERS)

15:54

Lisa Simpson: There's nothing to eat for breakfast.

15:54

Homer Simpson: You've gotta improvise, Lisa. (HOLDS UP EACH ITEM) Cloves, Tom Collins Mix, frozen pie crust.

16:04

Lisa Simpson: Maybe Mom just doesn't realize we miss her. We could go down to the casino and let her know.

16:08

Homer Simpson: Ah, come on, Lisa, there's no reason to... (TAKES A BITE AND FREEZES)Let's go see Mom.

16:15

(Mr. Burns' Casino: int. burn's casino - slot machines)

16:15

Homer Simpson: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino, and I think you may have a problem...

16:22

Marge Simpson: I won sixty dollars last night.

16:24

Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! Problem solved! (GRABS MONEY)

16:27

(Mr. Burns' Casino: int. burns' casino - burns' penthouse)

16:27

C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry two hundred passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes.

16:38

Waylon Smithers: That's quite a nice model, sir.

16:38

C. Montgomery Burns: Model?

16:41

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - night)

16:41

Lisa Simpson: Mommm!

16:41

Homer Simpson: (WAKING UP) Huh? Wuh? Lisa? What's up?

16:44

Lisa Simpson: I just had a bad dream.

16:44

Homer Simpson: Aw, sure... you just lie down and tell me all about it.

16:49

Lisa Simpson: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the Boogeyman was after me and he's hiding...

16:54

Homer Simpson: (SCREAM) Boogeyman?! You nail the windows shut! I'll get the gun!

16:58

Homer Simpson: (TREMBLING) Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a Boogeyman or Boogeymen in the house!

Bart Simpson: (SCREAM)

Lisa Simpson: (RELIEVED SIGH)

17:15

Marge Simpson: What happened here?

17:15

Homer Simpson: (SARCASTIC) Oh, nothing, Marge. Just a little incident involving the Boogeyman. Of course, none of this would've happened if you'd been here to keep me from acting stupid.

17:24

Marge Simpson: Oh, I'm sorry. I have been spending too much time at the casino. I'll be around more from now on.

17:30

Lisa Simpson: Does this mean you'll help me with my costume?

17:33

Marge Simpson: Sure, honey. I promise.

17:36

Lisa Simpson: Thanks, Mom.

17:38

Homer Simpson: Aw. Just like on TV.

17:41

(Springfield Airport: int. Springfield airport - that minute)

17:41

Robert Goulet: Hi. Are you from the casino?

17:49

Bart Simpson: I'm from a casino.

17:49

Robert Goulet: Good enough. Let's go.

17:51

(Mr. Burns' Casino: int. Mr. burns' casino - Mr. burns' penthouse - day)

17:51

Waylon Smithers: I'm afraid Robert Goulet hasn't arrived yet, Sir.

17:58

C. Montgomery Burns: Very well, begin the thawing of Jim Nabors.

18:01

(Bart's Treehouse: ext. Bart's treehouse - day - later)

18:01

Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.

18:10

Nelson Muntz: (MAKING FIST, MENACING) Your manager says for you to shut up!

18:12

Robert Goulet: Vera said that? Hmmm.

18:14

(Bart's Treehouse: ext. treehouse)

18:14

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - day)

18:14

Lisa Simpson: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume, and she's not and the Geography Pageant is tonight.

18:23

Homer Simpson: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career, now. She's a slot jockey.

18:30

Lisa Simpson: But Dad, if I don't show up in a rubber suit shaped like the state of Florida, I'll be the laughing stock of the whole school.

18:36

Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) It's always something isn't it? First, I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you, and now this.

18:43

Homer Simpson: Ow...ow...ow...ow.

18:46

Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! (CONTINUES)

18:51

Lisa Simpson: Dad!

18:51

Homer Simpson: (LAUGHS, STOPS WELDING) Oh yeah, the costume.

18:54

Homer Simpson: Hello, Floreeda.

18:57

Lisa Simpson: (GASP) I'm not a state, I'm a monster! (BURSTS INTO TEARS)

19:00

Homer Simpson: (GENUINELY UPSET) No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor. And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws.

19:15

(Mr. Burns' Casino: int. Mr. burns' casino - main room - a few minutes later)

19:15

Homer Simpson: (SHOUTING) Marge! Where are you?! Damn this casino! Damn this casino!

19:22

Wheelman: Double stars. Everybody wins.

Wheel Players: (CHEERS)

19:32

Croupier: Seven. Lucky seven.

Craps Players: (CHEERS)

19:37

Homer Simpson: (INTO PHONE) Can't talk now.

19:45

C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers! I don't want that unpredictable lunatic working in my casino!

19:50

Waylon Smithers: Fine. We'll transfer him to the nuclear plant, sir.

19:52

C. Montgomery Burns: (SAD) Oh, my beloved plant... How I miss her.

19:55

C. Montgomery Burns: Bah! To hell with this! Get my razor! Draw a bath! (LIFTING HIS FOOT) And get these Kleenex boxes off my feet!

20:00

Waylon Smithers: Certainly, sir. And the jars of urine?

20:03

C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, we'll hang on to those. Now, to the plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose. (HOLDS UP MODEL) Hop in.

20:10

Waylon Smithers: But sir...

20:10

C. Montgomery Burns: I said, hop in.

Homer Simpson: (LOUD INCOHERENT BABBLE)

20:15

Marge Simpson: Homer! What is it? Slow down.

Homer Simpson: (SLOW INCOHERENT BABBLE)

20:27

Marge Simpson: Think before you say each word.

20:29

Homer Simpson: (POINTING ACCUSINGLY) You broke a promise to your child.

20:29

Marge Simpson: What?

20:33

Homer Simpson: You promised Lisa to help her with her costume. You made her cry, then I cried. Then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper.

20:44

Marge Simpson: (GASP) Lisa's costume. (SIGH) Homer, I didn't realize. I'm so sorry.

20:52

Homer Simpson: Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.

20:56

Marge Simpson: You know, you're right, Homer. Maybe I should get some professional help.

21:01

Homer Simpson: No no, that's too expensive. Just don't do it anymore.

21:04

(Bart's Treehouse: int. Bart's treehouse - that evening)

21:04

Robert Goulet: JINGLE BELLS / BATMAN SMELLS / ROBIN LAID AN EGG! / BATMOBILE LOST ITS WHEEL / AND THE JOKER GOT AWAY! HEY! Thank you... Thank you very much.

21:15

Robert Goulet: Ooh. I'm sorry, kid.

21:17

(Springfield Elementary School Auditorium: Int. School Auditorium)

21:17

Seymour Skinner: And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.

21:25

Ralph Wiggum: I'm Idaho.

21:25

Seymour Skinner: Yes, of course you are.

21:28

(Mr. Burns' Casino: int. Mr. burns' casino - grand foyer)

21:28

Homer Simpson: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage, I can finally look down my nose at you. (SAVORING) You have a gambling problem.

21:36

Marge Simpson: That's true. Will you forgive me?

21:38

Homer Simpson: Oh sure... Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears?

Marge Simpson: (MURMUR)

21:43

Homer Simpson: Well, that's nothing, because you have a gambling problem! And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house 'cause he was dressed like Santa Claus?

Marge Simpson: (MURMUR)

21:51

Homer Simpson: Well, you have a gambling problem!

21:55

Marge Simpson: Homer, when you forgive someone, you can't throw it back at them like that.

21:58

Homer Simpson: Aw, what a gyp.

Marge Simpson: (MURMUR)

22:00

Homer Simpson: And remember when I...

22:02

Marge Simpson: Homer!

22:02

Homer Simpson: Oh yeah. I forgot already.

SEASON 5 EPISODE 10

$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)

This episode is available in 4:3 & 16:9

Marge becomes addicted to playing slot machines after the town of Springfield legalizes gambling. ...

Producers
David Mirkin

DIRECTORS
Wes Archer

WRITERS
Bill Oakley
Josh Weinstein

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Gambling
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Gambling

Springfield legalizes gambling to help save the economy.
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Mr. Burns' Casino
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Mr. Burns' Casino

Mr. Burns looks at models for his new casino.
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Slot Machines
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Slot Machines

Maggie wanders around the casino while Marge plays the slot machines.
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The Boogeyman
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The Boogeyman

Homer, Bart, Maggie and Lisa prepare for a potential Boogeyman attack.
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Damn Casino
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Damn Casino

Homer runs to the casino to find Marge.

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