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Homer Badman

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A Star Is Burns

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Lisa's Wedding

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Radioactive Man

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3

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Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum

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Bart Sells His Soul

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5

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Lisa the Vegetarian

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6

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Treehouse of Horror VI

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King-Size Homer

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Mother Simpson

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9

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Sideshow Bob's Last Gleam

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The Simpsons 138th Episod

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Team Homer

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Two Bad Neighbors

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14

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Scenes from the Class Str

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15

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Bart the Fink

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16

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Lisa the Iconoclast

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17

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Homer the Smithers

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18

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The Day the Violence Died

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19

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A Fish Called Selma

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20

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Bart on the Road

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21

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22 Short Films About Spri

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22

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Raging Abe Simpson and Hi

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23

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Much Apu About Nothing

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Homerpalooza

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25

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Treehouse of Horror VII

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2

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You Only Move Twice

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3

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The Homer They Fall

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4

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Burns, Baby Burns

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5

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Bart After Dark

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6

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A Milhouse Divided

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7

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Lisa's Date with Density

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25317 Views

Hurricane Neddy

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El Viaje Misterioso de Nu

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The Springfield Files

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The Twisted World of Marg

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12

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Mountain of Madness

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13

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14

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15

24329 Views

Homer's Phobia

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16

21201 Views

Brother from Another Seri

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17

21039 Views

My Sister, My Sitter

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18

27386 Views

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19

22231 Views

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20

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The Canine Mutiny

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21

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The City of New York vs.

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The Principal and the Pau

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3

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Lisa's Sax

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Treehouse of Horror VIII

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5

36153 Views

The Cartridge Family

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6

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Bart Star

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7

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The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemap

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8

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Lisa the Skeptic

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11

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13

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The Joy of Sect

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14

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15

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The Last Temptation of Kr

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16

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17

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18

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19

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20

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21

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Girly Edition

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22

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23

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Lard of the Dance

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2

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The Wizard of Evergreen T

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3

22780 Views

Bart the Mother

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4

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Treehouse of Horror IX

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5

23240 Views

When You Dish Upon a Star

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6

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D'oh-in' in the Wind

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8

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9

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10

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Wild Barts Can't Be Broke

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Sunday, Cruddy Sunday

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Homer to the Max

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14

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I'm with Cupid

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15

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16

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Make Room for Lisa

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17

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Maximum Homerdrive

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Mom and Pop Art

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20

47017 Views

The Old Man and the 'C' S

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21

45580 Views

Monty Can't Buy Me Love

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22

48719 Views

They Saved Lisa's Brain

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23

66814 Views

Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

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Beyond Blunderdome

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2

39627 Views

Brother's Little Helper

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42693 Views

Guess Who's Coming to Cri

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4

70668 Views

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5

47904 Views

E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

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Hello Gutter, Hello Fadde

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Eight Misbehavin'

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Little Big Mom

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11

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12

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The Mansion Family

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17

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18

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19

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Kill the Alligator and Ru

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2

41795 Views

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3

43445 Views

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4

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20

51228 Views

Little Girl in the Big Te

Lisa is overjoyed when she befriend...
21

54015 Views

Frying Game

Homer and Marge become murder suspe...
22

59486 Views

Papa's Got a Brand New Ba

When Wiggum and his men prove ineff...

season 13 1169.2k views

Season 14

22 Episodes by popularity

1

81729 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIII

On Halloween, Homer's evil hammock ...
2

36184 Views

How I Spent My Strummer V

When a hidden camera tapes Homer la...
3

41116 Views

Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Gra

Bart and Lisa are horrified when th...
4

52124 Views

Large Marge

Marge's life changes dramatically w...
5

45866 Views

Helter Shelter

When the Simpson house undergoes fu...
6

54046 Views

The Great Louse Detective

When someone attempts to murder Hom...
7

42662 Views

Special Edna

When Bart gets Mrs. Krabappel nomin...
8

47410 Views

The Dad Who Knew Too Litt

Homer hires a shady private investi...
9

50049 Views

The Strong Arms of The Ma

When Marge is mugged at the Kwik-E-...
10

47025 Views

Pray Anything

Inspired by Ned Flanders, Homer tur...
11

51154 Views

Barting Over

When Bart discovers the existence o...
12

44737 Views

I'm Spelling as Fast as I

When Lisa becomes a finalist in a s...
13

44160 Views

A Star is Born-Again

A Hollywood movie star takes a roma...
14

46277 Views

Mr. Spritz Goes To Washin

When Springfield Airport changes th...
15

47602 Views

C.E.D'oh

On Valentine's Day, Homer attends a...
16

46610 Views

'Scuse Me While I Miss Th

As a British filmmaker makes a docu...
17

71471 Views

Three Gays of the Condo

Homer moves in with a gay couple af...
18

61943 Views

Dude, Where's My Ranch?

While vacationing at a dude ranch, ...
19

47243 Views

Old Yeller-Belly

When Santa's Little Helper becomes ...
20

50590 Views

Brake My Wife, Please

When Homer loses his driver's licen...
21

51873 Views

The Bart of War

After police discover Bart and Milh...
22

48924 Views

Moe Baby Blues

When Moe saves baby Maggie's life, ...

season 14 1110.8k views

Season 15

22 Episodes by popularity

1

77612 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIV

On Halloween, Homer takes over for ...
2

34558 Views

My Mother the Carjacker

Mother Simpson is captured by polic...
3

40301 Views

The President Wore Pearls

When Lisa is elected student body p...
4

55384 Views

The Regina Monologues

The Simpsons travel to England, whe...
5

40320 Views

The Fat and the Furriest

Homer becomes the laughing stock of...
6

40728 Views

Today I am a Clown

When Krusty takes the Sabbath off s...
7

39405 Views

'Tis the Fifteenth Season

As Christmas approaches, Homer disc...
8

45481 Views

Marge vs. Singles, Senior

Marge opposes a political group mad...
9

42040 Views

I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot

Homer builds a fighting robot for B...
10

43964 Views

Diatribe of a Mad Housewi

Homer buys an ambulance and starts ...
11

43216 Views

Margical History Tour

Marge tells the children three hist...
12

48533 Views

Milhouse Doesn't Live Her

When Milhouse and his mother reloca...
13

46385 Views

Smart & Smarter

Lisa searches for a new identity wh...
14

43529 Views

The Ziff Who Came to Dinn

Homer becomes the majority sharehol...
15

45188 Views

Co-Dependent's Day

When a drunken Homer loses control ...
16

45430 Views

The Wandering Juvie

Bart's latest prank lands him in ju...
17

45114 Views

My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Mrs. Krabappel dumps Principal Skin...
18

47607 Views

Catch 'Em If You Can

Bart and Lisa pursue Homer and Marg...
19

48334 Views

Simple Simpson

Homer confronts evildoers in the fo...
20

45956 Views

The Way We Weren't

Homer reveals that Marge wasn't the...
21

48137 Views

Bart-Mangled Banner

The Simpsons are thrown in prison a...
22

48641 Views

Fraudcast News

Mr. Burns buys up all the media out...

season 15 1015.9k views

Season 16

21 Episodes by popularity

1

79478 Views

Treehouse of Horror XV

On Halloween... Flanders can predic...
2

40802 Views

All's Fair in Oven War

Marge enters a bakeoff competition,...
3

41237 Views

Sleeping with the Enemy

Lisa becomes self-conscious about h...
4

38372 Views

She Used to Be My Girl

Marge wonders if she made the right...
5

43588 Views

Fat Man and Little Boy

Homer builds a nuclear reactor for ...
6

42136 Views

Midnight Rx

Homer and Grampa smuggle drugs out ...
7

44247 Views

Mommie Beerest

Homer mortgages his house to save M...
8

42585 Views

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary

After teaching famous athletes some...
9

42213 Views

Pranksta Rap

After sneaking off to a rap concert...
10

44752 Views

There's Something About M

When tourists shun Springfield, the...
11

45308 Views

On a Clear Day I Can't Se

After Bart torments his sister duri...
12

59964 Views

Goo Goo Gai Pan

Homer pretends to be Selma's husban...
13

47268 Views

Mobile Homer

Bart and Lisa attempt to save Homer...
14

46796 Views

The Seven-Beer Snitch

Homer becomes a prison snitch after...
15

65952 Views

Future-Drama

Using Professor Frink's astrologica...
16

44605 Views

Don't Fear the Roofer

Homer ends up in a mental instituti...
17

53925 Views

The Heartbroke Kid

Bart has a heart attack after he be...
18

51122 Views

A Star is Torn

Homer behaves like a domineering st...
19

49565 Views

Thank God It's Doomsday

Homer is declared a prophet after h...
20

49182 Views

Home Away From Homer

Flanders feels like a fool after so...
21

49086 Views

The Father, The Son, and

After Bart gets expelled, he's enro...

season 16 1022.2k views

Season 17

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31635 Views

The Bonfire of the Manate

When Homer allows the mob to film a...
2

36826 Views

The Girl Who Slept Too Li

Lisa must confront her darkest fear...
3

36252 Views

MIlhouse of Sand and Fog

After Kirk and Luann rekindle their...
4

83809 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVI

On Halloween, Bart is replaced by a...
5

39547 Views

Marge's Son Poisoning

After spending time with her son, M...
6

40521 Views

See Homer Run

After winning popularity as the Saf...
7

38515 Views

The Last of the Red Hat M

A lonely Marge joins a women's grou...
8

61507 Views

The Italian Bob

The Simpsons travel to Italy to ret...
9

45438 Views

Simpsons Christmas Storie

The Simpsons appear in three Christ...
10

39227 Views

Homer's Paternity Coot

When an old letter is delivered to ...
11

42582 Views

We're on the Road to D'oh

After Bart gets into trouble at sch...
12

43539 Views

My Fair Laddy

Lisa vows to turn Groundskeeper Wil...
13

64956 Views

The Seemingly Never-Endin

When the Simpsons become trapped in...
14

44009 Views

Bart Has Two Mommies

Marge teaches Rod and Todd Flanders...
15

43163 Views

Homer Simpson, This is Yo

Marge swaps places with a British w...
16

43641 Views

Million Dollar Abie

After costing Springfield a profess...
17

58164 Views

Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore

Mr. Burns closes the nuclear power ...
18

44137 Views

The Wettest Stories Ever

The Simpsons appear in three storie...
19

48065 Views

Girls Just Want to Have S

After Skinner is fired for insinuat...
20

45874 Views

Regarding Margie

After Marge develops amnesia and ca...
21

48861 Views

The Monkey Suit

Lisa protests when Springfield pass...
22

44871 Views

Marge and Homer Turn a Co

Homer and Marge play marriage couns...

season 17 1025.1k views

Season 18

22 Episodes by popularity

1

36677 Views

The Mook, the Chef, the W

Lisa befriends the son of mobster F...
2

33761 Views

Jazzy and the Pussycats

Lisa grows jealous after Bart disco...
3

39327 Views

Please Homer, Don't Hamme

Marge starts her own carpentry busi...
4

81559 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVII

The Simpsons appear in three tales ...
5

41569 Views

G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

After Homer joins the Army, he's se...
6

36562 Views

Moe 'N' a Lisa

Lisa helps Moe get a poem published...
7

41389 Views

Ice Cream of Margie (With

Homer finds happiness after he buys...
8

40499 Views

The Haw-Hawed Couple

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend; ...
9

49113 Views

Kill Gil (Parts I & II)

During the Christmas holiday, Marge...
10

40966 Views

The Wife Aquatic

Marge returns to an island where sh...
11

66725 Views

Revenge is a Dish Best Se

The Simpsons spin three tales of re...
12

55274 Views

Little Big Girl

As Multicultural Day approaches, Li...
13

45322 Views

Springfield Up

In this spoof of the 'Up' documenta...
14

44256 Views

Yokel Chords

Lisa tutors Cletus's children - unt...
15

42207 Views

Rome-old and Juli-eh

Homer is horrified when his father ...
16

43725 Views

Homerazzi

Homer tries his hand at making mone...
17

48350 Views

Marge Gamer

After discovering the Internet, Mar...
18

53663 Views

The Boys of Bummer

Bart becomes the shame of Springfie...
19

46470 Views

Crook and Ladder

Homer and his friends join the volu...
20

44829 Views

Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot

When Santa's Little Helper gets a j...
21

45711 Views

24 Minutes

In this spoof of the television ser...
22

48233 Views

You Kent Always Say What

Kent Brockman accidentally utters a...

season 18 1026.2k views

Season 19

20 Episodes by popularity

1

34961 Views

He Loves To Fly And He D'

Marge hires a life coach to turn Ho...
2

33973 Views

Homer of Seville

Homer becomes an opera star, only t...
3

35485 Views

Midnight Towboy

Homer makes enemies when he starts ...
4

35006 Views

I Don't Wanna Know Why th

Marge fears for her safety after br...
5

81657 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVIII

In three tales of Halloween terror:...
6

39445 Views

Little Orphan Millie

When his parents are lost at sea an...
7

42939 Views

Husbands and Knives

After Marge launches a gym for 'reg...
8

48364 Views

Funeral for a Fiend

After another of his attempts to ki...
9

43340 Views

Eternal Moonshine of the

Homer wakes up from a blackout only...
10

44757 Views

E. Pluribus Wiggum

When Springfield becomes the first ...
11

43915 Views

That 90's Show

Marge and Homer recount how Marge a...
12

40770 Views

Love, Springfieldian Styl

When Homer and Marge become trapped...
13

42913 Views

The Debarted

Bart befriends a new kid at school,...
14

42740 Views

Dial 'N' for Nerder

Bart and Lisa think they killed Mar...
15

42970 Views

Smoke on the Daughter

Lisa becomes addicted to secondhand...
16

39755 Views

Papa Don't Leech

Marge and Homer aid country singer ...
17

41815 Views

Apocalypse Cow

Bart is overjoyed when the calf he'...
18

42857 Views

Any Given Sundance

Lisa's documentary about life with ...
19

40428 Views

Mona Leaves-a

When Homer's mother returns to Spri...
20

46640 Views

All About Lisa

Krusty hires Lisa to be his intern,...

season 19 864.7k views

Season 20

21 Episodes by popularity

1

39979 Views

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrap

Homer and Flanders team-up as bount...
2

35789 Views

Lost Verizon

When Bart steals actor Denis Leary'...
3

47912 Views

Double, Double, Boy in Tr

Bart swaps places with his exact do...
4

79869 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIX

On Halloween... Transformer-like ro...
5

46376 Views

Dangerous Curves

In a series of flashbacks... Homer ...
6

38053 Views

Homer and Lisa Exchange C

When Lisa discovers a talent for so...
7

38742 Views

Mypods and Boomsticks

Homer thinks Bart's new Muslim frie...
8

37836 Views

The Burns and the Bees

As Lisa tries to find a habitat for...
9

38077 Views

Lisa the Drama Queen

Lisa's new best friend creates a fa...
10

40232 Views

Take My Life, Please

When Homer discovers that he was al...
11

40776 Views

How the Test Was Won

Lisa freezes during a federal schoo...
12

41310 Views

No Loan Again, Naturally

When Homer and Marge's adjustable m...
13

42092 Views

Gone Maggie Gone

In this 'National Treasure'-like st...
14

54475 Views

In the Name of the Grandf

The Simpsons travel to Ireland, whe...
15

42349 Views

Wedding for Disaster

When their marriage license turns o...
16

41145 Views

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe

Moe meets a beautiful woman in an I...
17

45186 Views

The Good, The Sad, and Th

Bart dumps Milhouse in favor of a c...
18

43173 Views

Father Knows Worst

As a result of Homer's "helicopter ...
19

46399 Views

Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'o

Homer and Marge rent an apartment i...
20

45278 Views

Four Great Women and a Ma

As Marge and Lisa have their nails ...
21

49661 Views

Coming To Homerica

Springfield grapples with an immigr...

season 20 934.7k views

Season 21

23 Episodes by popularity

1

36661 Views

Homer the Whopper

Homer ends up with a superhero's ph...
2

36471 Views

Bart Gets A 'Z'

Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabap...
3

41837 Views

The Great Wife Hope

Marge vows to drive mixed martial a...
4

77035 Views

Treehouse of Horror XX

Classic movie monsters are attacked...
5

40020 Views

The Devil Wears Nada

Homer's life turns into nonstop mis...
6

39204 Views

Pranks and Greens

Skinner tells Bart about a former S...
7

37302 Views

Rednecks and Broomsticks

Lisa befriends a group of Wiccans w...
8

37895 Views

O Brother, Where Bart Tho

Bart attempts to get Homer and Marg...
9

35561 Views

Thursdays with Abie

Homer becomes jealous when a report...
10

41992 Views

Once Upon A Time in Sprin

Krusty ends up playing second fiddl...
11

39701 Views

Million Dollar Maybe

Homer wins a million-dollar lottery...
12

62581 Views

Boy Meets Curl

The Simpsons head to the Winter Oly...
13

48792 Views

The Color Yellow

Lisa discovers that her Southern an...
14

40893 Views

Postcards From the Wedge

Bart creates friction between Marge...
15

39953 Views

Stealing First Base

Bart stirs up trouble when he kisse...
16

55280 Views

The Greatest Story Ever D

Flanders attempts to redeem Homer d...
17

43737 Views

American History X-cellen

When Mr. Burns is sent to prison fo...
18

41089 Views

Chief of Hearts

After he's sentenced to perform com...
19

43149 Views

The Squirt and the Whale

Lisa comes to the aid of a whale th...
20

45049 Views

To Surveil With Love

After a bomb squad mistakenly blows...
21

41754 Views

Moe Letter Blues

As Mother's Day approaches, Homer, ...
22

45055 Views

The Bob Next Door

Bart is convinced that his new neig...
23

44082 Views

Judge Me Tender

Moe discovers a talent for judging ...

season 21 1015.1k views

Season 22

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31924 Views

Elementary School Musical

Lisa attends a performing arts camp...
2

33768 Views

Loan-A-Lisa

Lisa donates money to a microfinanc...
3

43302 Views

Money Bart

Lisa becomes the coach of Bart's Li...
4

73862 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXI

Bart and Milhouse use their videoga...
5

39044 Views

Lisa Simpson, This Isn't

Lisa decides she doesn't want to en...
6

37190 Views

The Fool Monty

When a dying Mr. Burns loses his me...
7

36761 Views

How Munched is that Birdi

The Simpsons decide to give away Sa...
8

46717 Views

The Fight Before Christma

Four Christmas tales... Bart takes ...
9

39144 Views

Donnie Fatso

Acting as an undercover informant, ...
10

40896 Views

Moms I'd Like To Forget

As Bart tries to determine the orig...
11

39133 Views

Flaming Moe

Smithers convinces Moe to turn his ...
12

41246 Views

Homer the Father

Homer uses plotlines from a 1980's ...
13

40532 Views

The Blue and the Gray

Unable to get a date for Valentine'...
14

41187 Views

Angry Dad: The Movie

When the 'Angry Dad' character is t...
15

42115 Views

The Scorpion's Tale

When Lisa discovers a wildflower th...
16

38612 Views

A Midsummer's Nice Dreams

When legendary comics Cheech and Ch...
17

40133 Views

Love is a Many Strangled

Homer enrolls in a fathering enrich...
18

43992 Views

The Great Simpsina

Lisa befriends an old magician who ...
19

41028 Views

The Housewives of Fat Ton

Fat Tony asks for Selma's hand in m...
20

45432 Views

Homer Scissorhands

Homer discovers a talent for cuttin...
21

49383 Views

500 Keys

A drawer full of old keys sparks se...
22

46037 Views

The Ned-liest Catch

Ned Flanders falls for Bart's teach...

season 22 931.4k views

Season 23

22 Episodes by popularity

1

33989 Views

The Falcon and the D'ohma

Homer attempts to help a former CIA...
2

34407 Views

Bart Stops to Smell the R

Superintendant Chalmers teaches Bar...
3

75045 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXII

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
4

35772 Views

Replaceable You

With some help from Martin Prince, ...
5

39962 Views

The Food Wife

As Homer and Marge vie for the kids...
6

39225 Views

The Book Job

After Lisa discovers that her favor...
7

39759 Views

The Man in the Blue Flann

Burns appoints Homer the nuclear po...
8

41631 Views

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

After being fired from his popular ...
9

84381 Views

Holidays Of Future Passed

Thirty years in the future, Bart an...
10

41761 Views

Politically Inept, With H

Homer becomes a celebrity after he ...
11

43430 Views

The D'oh-cial Network

Lisa's idea for an online social ne...
12

38446 Views

Moe Goes From Rags To Ric

Moe's bar rag tells the story of hi...
13

39355 Views

The Daughter Also Rises

As Valentine's Day approaches, Marg...
14

43909 Views

At Long Last Leave

Fed up with the family's negative i...
15

43916 Views

Exit Through The Kwik-E-M

Bart becomes a famous street artist...
16

43937 Views

How I Wet Your Mother

With help from one of Professor Fri...
17

42061 Views

Them, Robot

Homer becomes the last human employ...
18

42718 Views

Beware My Cheating Bart

Bart falls for Jimbo's girlfriend S...
19

58008 Views

A Totally Fun Thing Bart

The Simpsons vacation on a cruise l...
20

45132 Views

The Spy Who Learned Me

After being injured at work, Homer ...
21

48486 Views

Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agend

Complications ensue when Flanders a...
22

46521 Views

Lisa Goes Gaga

Singer Lady Gaga attempts to cheer ...

season 23 1001.9k views

Season 24

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34073 Views

Moonshine River

Bart seeks out Cletus's daughter, w...
2

79810 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

In these three Halloween tales... a...
3

38258 Views

Adventures in Baby-gettin

Marge decides she wants to conceive...
4

33633 Views

Gone Abie Gone

Homer and Marge search for Grampa a...
5

35650 Views

Penny-Wiseguys

While serving jury duty, Fat Tony a...
6

41198 Views

A Tree Grows in Springfie

After his beloved new tablet "MyPad...
7

39052 Views

The Day the Earth Stood C

Homer is elated when a cool dad and...
8

46999 Views

To Cur, With Love

When Bart accuses Homer of not liki...
9

42836 Views

Homer Goes to Prep School

The Simpsons anticipate the apocaly...
10

41626 Views

A Test Before Trying

Bart must pass a district-wide test...
11

42255 Views

The Changing of the Guard

After narrowly surviving a tornado,...
12

46821 Views

Love is a Many-Splintered

Bart attempts to patch things up wi...
13

43452 Views

Hardly Kirk-ing

With Bart's help, Milhouse transfor...
14

40329 Views

Gorgeous Grampa

With encouragement from Mr. Burns, ...
15

43484 Views

Black-Eyed, Please

When Flanders gives Homer a black e...
16

46562 Views

Dark Knight Court

Bart stands trial in youth court af...
17

44350 Views

What Animated Women Want

In an episode that focuses on the c...
18

42225 Views

Pulpit Friction

Lovejoy quits the church after the ...
19

44514 Views

Whiskey Business

Moe's new suit catches the attentio...
20

44529 Views

The Fabulous Faker Boy

Bart takes piano lessons in hopes o...
21

46598 Views

The Saga of Carl

Homer, Moe and Lenny travel to Icel...
22

48286 Views

Dangers on a Train

Homer secretly reconstructs a kiddy...

season 24 966.5k views

Season 25

23 Episodes by popularity

1

221494 Views

Homerland

When Homer returns from a Nuclear W...
2

173878 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIV

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
3

120246 Views

Four Regrettings and a Fu

A Springfield funeral prompts Marge...
4

115512 Views

YOLO

After experiencing a midlife crisis...
5

105621 Views

Labor Pains

Homer gets trapped in an elevator w...
6

100675 Views

The Kid Is All Right

Lisa is elated to befriend Isabel, ...
7

100059 Views

Yellow Subterfuge

Bart seeks revenge after Skinner pr...
8

94866 Views

White Christmas Blues

As Christmas approaches, Marge tran...
9

96422 Views

Steal This Episode

Homer is put on trial after the FBI...
10

91661 Views

Married to the Blob

The Comic Book Guy marries a Japane...
11

93282 Views

Specs and the City

Homer uses augmented reality glasse...
12

87757 Views

Diggs

Bart befriends a fellow student and...
13

93219 Views

The Man Who Grew Too Much

Sideshow Bob genetically alters his...
14

90625 Views

The Winter of His Content

When the Simpsons allow members of ...
15

87178 Views

The War of Art

Homer convinces Marge to sell a pai...
16

87617 Views

You Don't Have to Live Li

After Lisa delivers a school report...
17

88514 Views

Luca$

Lisa falls for a competitive eater ...
18

110003 Views

Days of Future Future

Thirty years in the future, Bart tr...
19

92230 Views

What to Expect When Bart'

Bart uses voodoo in an attempt to g...
20

108328 Views

Brick Like Me

After Homer bonds with Lisa, Homer'...
21

95553 Views

Pay Pal

As Mother's Day approaches, after H...
22

89792 Views

Yellow Badge of Cowardge

Bart is overcome with guilt after a...
25

7762 Views

The Longest Daycare

A theatrical short that premiered J...

season 25 2352.3k views

Season 26

22 Episodes by popularity

1

53247 Views

Clown in the Dumps

The unthinkable happens: a Springfi...
2

39530 Views

The Wreck of the Relation

Homer and Bart set sail on the rela...
3

24614 Views

Super Franchise Me

Marge opens a sandwich shop....
4

39398 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXV

Don't miss the all-new, spooktacula...
5

18451 Views

Opposites-A-Frack

An all-new episode featuring guest ...
6

33061 Views

Simpsorama

The Simpsons travel to the 31st cen...
7

21999 Views

Blazed and Confused

Bart faces a tough test at school w...
8

18000 Views

Covercraft

Homer forms a cover band with some ...
9

17870 Views

I Won't Be Home For Chris

Marge doesn't approve of Homer's Ch...
10

18270 Views

The Man Who Came To Be Di

An amusement park ride lands the Si...
11

21832 Views

Bart's New Friend

Bart and Homer become BFF's....
12

18381 Views

The Musk Who Fell to Eart

Homer becomes muse to Elon Musk....
13

16328 Views

Walking Big and Tall

Springfield gets a new town anthem....
14

15527 Views

My Fare Lady

Marge trades in her mom-chauffeur h...
15

11571 Views

The Princess Guide

Moe plots revenge over Nigerian e-m...
16

18146 Views

Sky Police

The Springfield congregation turns ...
17

10518 Views

Waiting for Duffman

When Duffman undergoes hip replacem...
18

12374 Views

Peeping Mom

Bart lies about being involved in a...
19

13859 Views

The Kids Are All Fight

When Homer gets an old film roll de...
20

11804 Views

Let's Go Fly A Coot

The Simpsons learn about Grampa's d...
21

14180 Views

Bull-E

After Bart gets bullied at the scho...
22

30369 Views

Mathlete's Feat

When a modernized Springfield Eleme...

season 26 479.3k views

Season 27

10 Episodes by popularity

1

39879 Views

Every Man's Dream

SEASON PREMIERE. Homer and Marge ha...
2

32944 Views

Cue Detective

Scotty Boom, a Chew Network super-c...
3

29897 Views

Puffless

Upon learning that their father rea...
4

34757 Views

Halloween of Horror

Homer and Lisa hide out in the atti...
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00:46

(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - kitchen - MORNING)

00:46

Marge Simpson: Here's your toast, Maggie. I Melba-fied it myself.

00:52

Marge Simpson: Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project.

00:57

Lisa Simpson: (EXAMINING PAPERS) Wow, Mom. You didn't have to go to this much trouble.

01:00

Marge Simpson: Oh, it was no trouble. The hobos at the dump were very helpful. Except one man who seemed to have mental problems.

01:06

Bart Simpson: (CLOSED-MOUTH MUMBLE) G'mornin'.

01:07

Marge Simpson: Bart, it's class photo day. No dracula fangs.

01:10

Bart Simpson: (STILL MUMBLING) But they told us to wear 'em.

01:11

Marge Simpson: No they didn't.

01:16

Marge Simpson: And don't put signs on your sister.

01:20

Marge Simpson: Now, keep the lettuce separate until 11:30. (TOO EXCITED) That way, the lettuce stays moist and the bread stays dry! (PRETTY CLEVER, HUH?) Eh? Eh?

01:29

Lisa Simpson: Mom, you fuss over us way too much.

01:32

Marge Simpson: (CALLING AFTER THEM) Enjoy it now, because when you're a grown up, you'll have to take care of yourself.

01:36

Homer Simpson: (WHINY) Marge, there's a spider near my car keys.

01:40

Marge Simpson: You did the right thing by telling me.

01:43

Marge Simpson: Shoo! Get outta here!

01:45

Homer Simpson: Ahhh, that's better. Now that we're alone, Papa Bear has a li'l honey for his Mama Bear.

01:59

Marge Simpson: (GASPS) "Good for a three hour getaway at the Mingled Waters Health Spa." Mineral bath, facial, massage... How did you afford these?

02:03

Homer Simpson: Oh, never you mind...

02:10

(SPRINGFIELD BENTLEY DEALER: Ext. SPRINGFIELD bentley dealer - PREVIOUS DAY)

02:10

Homer Simpson: (PHONY SNOB VOICE) What advantages does this motorcar have over, say, a train? Which I could also afford.

02:17

Bentley Salesman: Well, you'll notice how the heated gas pedal warms your feet while --

02:23

Bentley Salesman: ...gently massages your buttocks. Well, Count Homer, shall we discuss the--

02:27

Homer Simpson: (NORMAL VOICE) No we shan't. Yoink!

02:31

Marge Simpson: Homie, this is so sweet. But I can't possibly go now... the sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess...

02:40

Homer Simpson: Oh, we'll clean up this afternoon.

02:42

Marge Simpson: What about Maggie?

02:43

Homer Simpson: I got my dad to look after her.

02:45

Grampa Simpson: (ENTERING FROM NOWHERE) BEHIND YOU!!

02:46

Marge Simpson: (STIFLED SCREAM) Don't do that!

02:48

Grampa Simpson: (MIMICS STIFLED SCREAM) Don't do that!

02:50

Homer Simpson: C'mon, Honey, you work yourself stupid for this family. If anyone deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you.

02:58

Marge Simpson: (RELUCTANTLY) Well, all right, but I'm taking some of the ironing with me in the car.

Marge Simpson: (BEING YANKED AWAY SOUND)

03:08

(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - FRONT STEPS - THAT MORNING)

03:08

Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Tighten those braids, missie. Hoist your flag, Dooley.

03:09

Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Nelson, you look adorable.

03:14

Nelson Muntz: I feel like punchin' myself.

03:16

Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Bart, stop scratching. You're messing up your hair.

03:19

Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Lice?! How on earth does a boy get head lice in this day and age?

03:24

Milhouse Van Houten: We bought a wicker basket from Pier One and he was passed out inside.

03:33

Bart Simpson: Hey, how come I get lice and nothing happens to Milhouse?

03:37

Milhouse Van Houten: (SHIVERING) S-So cold. So very very cold.

03:43

Groundskeeper Willie: See ya in hell, ye wingless blood-suckers! (DISGUSTED GRUNT)

Head Lice: (BARELY AUDIBLE TINY SHRIEKS)

03:50

Seymour Skinner: What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in scalpel hygiene?

03:54

Groundskeeper Willie: Well, ya better check out his sister. She could be rrrife with them boogs, too!

03:59

Bully Girls: (AD LIBS) Keep away! etc.

04:01

Lisa Simpson: Hey, c'mon! Those are prescription shoes! I need them!

04:07

Bully Girls: (DERISIVE) You have cooties! You have cooties!

04:10

Lisa Simpson: No I don't!

04:12

Seymour Skinner: Lisa Simpson, report to the principal's office for head lice inspection.

04:18

Bully Girls: (DERISIVE LAUGHTER) / Cooties! / Lisa's cooties have lice!

04:18

Lisa Simpson: (SWOLLEN TONGUE) Ow! Mah tug!

04:21

Voice: (WAY TOO LATE) Heads up!

04:26

Lisa Simpson: (SWOLLEN TONGUE) Printhipal Thkinner, I need thum shoes.

04:29

Seymour Skinner: Sweet Georgia Brown! Something is rotten at the Simpson house.

04:43

(CHILD WELFARE BOARD: Ext. CHILD WELFARE BOARD - street - A MINUTE LATER)

04:43

(Mingled Waters Health Spa: Int. mingled waters SPA - steam room - continuous)

04:43

Marge Simpson: (PLEASED MURMUR) This is so relaxing. Homie, this was a wonderful idea.

04:50

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. If that mafia guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel.

04:57

Old Mafia Guy: Don't mind-a me. Look, I do it-a first.

05:04

(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - kitchen - simultaneous)

05:04

Officer Goodman: (LOW, PAINED WHISTLE) Whoa, would you look at this place.

05:06

Officer Noble: (INTO TAPE RECORDER) Sink full of dirty dishes, trash not taken out, living room a mess. (NOTICES OLD PAPERS) Stacks of old newspapers... (APPALLED) From twenty years ago!

05:14

(LIVING ROOM: Int. living room - A SECOND LATER)

05:14

TV Announcer: Get ready, gamblers, for the World Series of Dog Racing!

Grampa Simpson: (INCOHERENT BABBLE)

05:23

Officer Goodman: (INTO TAPE RECORDER) A disheveled and malnourished man found sleeping in his own filth. Seems confused and dehydrated.

05:29

Officer Noble: Where is the baby?

05:30

Grampa Simpson: That's her, ain't it?

05:33

Grampa Simpson: Kids love that water.

05:35

Officer Noble: Oh my Lord!

05:37

Officer Goodman: Stupid babies need the most attention.

05:40

(Mingled Waters Health Spa: Int. mingled waters SPA - herbal bath room - same time)

05:40

FROM SPEAKER: All is well... all is well... You are floating away on a soft cloud of --

05:44

FROM SPEAKER: (LOUD AND CLEAR) Turn tape over!..

05:50

FROM SPEAKER: All is well... all is well...

Marge Simpson: (CONTENTED SIGH)

06:00

(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - living room - a little while later)

06:00

Officer Noble: (TO BART AND LISA) Children, where are your parents?

06:02

Lisa Simpson: (NORMAL VOICE) I don't know. They should be here.

06:06

Officer Goodman: Yes. They should be here.

06:08

Officer Goodman: Those parents better have a good excuse.

06:12

Homer Simpson: I love gettin' away from this dump.

06:15

Marge Simpson: It's like I'm on some wonderful drug!

Officer Goodman: (STILTED THROAT-CLEARING NOISE)

06:20

Marge Simpson: What's going on here?

06:21

Officer Goodman: (SHOWING BADGE) Child Welfare, Ma'am.

06:23

Officer Noble: Here's a little bedtime reading.

06:26

Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED MURMUR) Squalid hell hole... toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion... Dogs mating on dining room table?

06:33

Marge Simpson: (VERY ALARMED) What are you doing with my children?!

06:38

Officer Noble: We're taking them where you can't get them.

06:40

Marge Simpson: (GRASPING AT KIDS) What?! No! You can't! I won't let you!

06:44

Officer Noble: Mrs. Simpson. Restrain yourself or you'll be arrested.

06:55

Officer Goodman: (REASSURING) Now just relax, kids. All we're doing is taking you to a (SURPRISINGLY SINISTER) foster home!

Lisa Simpson: (GASP)

07:08

Todd Flanders: Yay!

07:08

Ned Flanders: (WAVING HELLO) Heydilly-ho! Welcome to your new home, neglect-areenos!

07:15

(Flanders Home: Ext. FLANDERS HOUSE - CONTINUOUS)

07:15

Officer Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.

07:18

Rod Flanders: We love you!

07:19

Bart Simpson: Uh, please don't hug me. It sickens me.

07:22

Maude Flanders: I don't judge Homer and Marge, that's for a vengeful God to do.

07:26

Ned Flanders: Mmm-hmm. All we want to do is give you kids a good home until they get their act together.

07:30

Lisa Simpson: You don't understand. Mom and Dad take good care of us.

07:33

Lisa Simpson: (WHISTLES WHILE SHE TALKS) That was a baby tooth... it was loose...

07:39

Officer Noble: Don't you worry, little girl. We'll get you some nice county dentures.

07:49

(Simpson Home: Ext. SIMPSON HOUSE - continuous)

07:49

Marge Simpson: Parents are not to communicate with children and must stay at least 100 feet away at all times...

07:49

Homer Simpson: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?!

07:59

Grampa Simpson: Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.

08:02

Marge Simpson: I can't believe I put my own pleasure ahead of my home and family. That is so like me.

08:08

Homer Simpson: Oh, Marge, don't blame yourself. I'm the terrible parent. The boy bugs the hell outta me, I can't help Lisa with her homework. The only thing I'm fit to take care of is a houseplant.

08:20

Homer Simpson: Lousy houseplant! (GRUNTS)

08:35

(Flanders Home: Int. FLANDERS HOUSE - PLAYROOM - NEXT DAY)

08:35

Todd Flanders: Go with it!

08:37

Bart Simpson: Here you go, Todd. The city edition.

08:42

Rod Flanders: Bart, I don't know if this should be an extra.

08:44

Todd Flanders: Is your source on this reliable?

08:47

Bart Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE, TURNS TO LISA) I hate this place.

08:49

Lisa Simpson: (LOOKING AROUND) Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.

08:54

Ned Flanders: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders-style! That's cucumbers with cottage cheese.

09:03

Ned Flanders: Oh, Bart. I know you're still getting adjusted here. (INDULGENTLY) Tell you what. We'll do whatever you want to do.

09:09

Bart Simpson: Watch Itchy and Scratchy!

09:11

Ned Flanders: (FRIENDLY CHUCKLE) Well, I guess a little television won't hurt. (CONFIDENTIAL ASIDE) I used to let the boys watch "My Three Sons," but it got 'em all worked up before bedtime.

09:49

Scratchy: (WEAKLY) Why? Why? (AS HE IS DYING) My only son. (DIES)

10:04

Rod Flanders: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of Kitty's ears?

10:08

Ned Flanders: (COVERING) Uh, er, that's just raspberry jam.

10:11

Todd Flanders: Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like the mouse did?

10:14

Ned Flanders: No, son. (GRAVELY) No sirree, Bob.

10:21

(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - CONTINUOUS)

10:21

Marge Simpson: Can you see them?

10:22

Homer Simpson: I can see Lisa... but it might be a starfish. (GRABS PHONE AND DIALS; HEAVES LOUD SIGH) I've gotta call 'em!

10:29

Automated Voice: The number you have dialed can no longer be reached from this phone... you negligent monster.

10:35

Marge Simpson: That's it. We're going downtown to get our kids back. Right now!

10:43

(Swartzwelder County Courthouse: Ext. SWARTZWELDER COUNTY courthouse - day)

10:43

(Courthouse: Int. courthouse - courtroom - continuous)

10:43

Marge Simpson: We've always tried to be good parents. Please, I'm begging you, one mother to another -- you must have a family.

10:50

Judge Snyder: No, I don't care for children.

10:52

Homer Simpson: Now wait a minute! Okay, I'm not gonna win Father of the Year. In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world who should have kids. (THINKS) Wait, can I start again? Fathering children is the best part of my day... I'd do anything for Bart and Lisa!

11:08

Judge Snyder: (LOOKING AT FILE) And Margaret?

11:10

Homer Simpson: Who? Lady, you got the wrong file.

11:12

Marge Simpson: (WHISPER) It's Maggie!

11:13

Homer Simpson: Oh, Maggie. I got nothing against Maggie.

11:15

Judge Snyder: I can see you sincerely want your children back. But you have a lot to learn about being parents. Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called Family Skills. It teaches parents to listen to their...

11:27

Homer Simpson: Communication. Gotcha.

11:27

Judge Snyder: But it's important to...

11:27

Homer Simpson: Listen. Yes, I know.

11:27

Judge Snyder: But there's more to it than...

11:32

Homer Simpson: (SNAPPING, LOUD) I have listening skills!

11:33

Judge Snyder: Mr. Simpson, would you please --

11:34

Homer Simpson: Shut up, Judge!

11:36

(Flanders Home: Int. FLANDERS HOUSE - kitchen - day)

11:36

Ned Flanders: Peek-a-boo! I see you!

Maggie Simpson: (GIGGLES)

11:39

Ned Flanders: Peek-a-boo! I see you!

Maggie Simpson: (GIGGLES)

11:41

Bart Simpson: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before.

11:44

Lisa Simpson: Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?

11:48

Bart Simpson: When she swallowed that quarter, he spent all day with her.

11:51

Lisa Simpson: I thought I could ride this thing out, but everything's just too weird here.

11:54

Bart Simpson: I know. They put honey on their pancakes instead of maple syrup.

11:58

Lisa Simpson: And they read Newsweek instead of nothing.

12:00

Ned Flanders: (NOTICING BART AND LISA) C'mon, you Gloomy Gusses. Who's up for a big bowl of non-fat ice milk?

12:04

Todd Flanders: I want wintergreen!

12:05

Maude Flanders: Unflavored for me!

12:08

(Family Skills Class: Ext. FAMILY SKILLS CLASSROOM)

12:08

(CLASSROOM: Int. classroom - continuous)

12:08

Marge Simpson: (SADLY FINISHING UP) ...and then I saw my boy in a burlap sack and they told me he had lice! (SNIFFS)

12:15

Father In Burlap Sack: (IMPATIENT) Is this story goin' somewhere?

12:16

Officer Goodman: All right. Easy there, Flub. We're all gonna get a chance. Mrs. Skinner, why are you here?

12:21

Agnes Skinner: The county is threatening to take my Seymour away. We had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. (GETTING IRKED) I kept screeching and screeching at him but--

12:32

Officer Goodman: (TO CLASS) All right... Very good. Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem...without resorting to violence...or childish name-calling?

12:41

Officer Goodman: Anybody? Okay, that's okay, because making a happy home isn't like flipping on a light switch.

12:48

Cletus Spuckler: (CONFUSED) Light switch?

12:50

Officer Goodman: There are a lot of little tricks to it, things you should have learned a long time ago. (SLIGHTLY CONDESCENDING) Such as: If you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator, or failing that, a cool, wet sack...

13:03

Officer Goodman: And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.

13:09

Marge Simpson: (TO SELF) This is so humiliating.

13:11

Homer Simpson: (WRITING FURIOUSLY, TO SELF) Garbage in garbage can. Makes sense.

13:15

(Flanders Home: Int. FLANDERS' HOUSE - guest bedroom - later)

13:15

Ned Flanders: Nighty night, my sweet li'l foundling-a-dings.

13:18

Bart Simpson: But it's only 7 o'clock.

13:20

Lisa Simpson: (SHIELDING HER EYES) Yeah. The sun is still out.

Lisa Simpson: (SIGH)

13:30

Maude Flanders: THEY SAY YOUR FOLKS CAN'T PAY THE RENT/ SO WE'RE WATCHING YOU BY ACT OF GOVERNMENT.

13:36

Ned Flanders: WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE / BUT YOU GOT US, AND BABY, WE GOT YOU.

13:44

Ned Flanders: BABE. WE GOT YOU, BABE.

13:48

Lisa Simpson: You know, Maggie hasn't been a Simpson as long as us. I think she's beginning to forget Mom and Dad.

13:54

Bart Simpson: (FONDLY) Remember how Mom used to microwave our underwear on cold days?

13:58

Lisa Simpson: Or the way Dad used to call the radio station with fake traffic tips?

Lisa Simpson: (CHUCKLE THAT ENDS IN NOSTALGIC SIGH)

14:05

Lisa Simpson: They're ten feet away and we can't even talk to them. I wish I could tell them how much I miss them.

14:20

(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - upstairs hallway - continuous)

14:20

Marge Simpson: It's so quiet here without the kids.

14:23

Homer Simpson: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.

14:28

Homer Simpson: (SINGING KAZOO-LIKE TO BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH) Saxa-ma-phone. Saxa-ma-phone. (WISTFUL SIGH)

14:33

Marge Simpson: I miss the way Bart would say something and then say "dude."

14:33

Homer Simpson: I wish I knew something about the baby I could miss now.

14:42

Marge Simpson: You mean Maggie?

14:42

Homer Simpson: That's it.

14:44

Marge Simpson: We've never been separated from the kids for so long. I don't know how much more I can take.

14:50

Marge Simpson: (ECSTATIC) There's Bart's ring!

15:04

Homer Simpson: (READING) Todd Smells. Aw, I already knew that.

15:07

Marge Simpson: Well, look at the other side.

Marge Simpson: (SIGH)

15:20

(Family Skills Class: Int. FAMILY SKILLS CLASS)

15:20

Officer Goodman: Okay, let's see if we've learned anything. I want you two to simulate a typical household problem... Go!

15:25

Cletus Spuckler: Paw, I cut myself on the screen door again.

15:28

Homer Simpson: (STARTS TO STRANGLE HIM) Why you cotton pickin' --

Cletus Spuckler: (ALTERNATING STRUGGLE SOUNDS)

15:38

Homer Simpson: (CATCHES SELF) No! I've gotta pass this class for my kids. (THEN, SWEETLY) Son, let's stop the fussin' and a-feudin'.

15:45

Cletus Spuckler: (VOICE CRACKING) I love you, Paw!

15:47

Homer Simpson: (VOICE CRACKING) I love you, Cletus!

15:56

(Flanders Home: Int. FLANDERS HOUSE - living room - EVENING)

15:56

Ned Flanders: Well, children, it's Saturday night, so what say we let our hair down and play Bombardment...

16:00

Lisa Simpson: Yay!

16:02

Ned Flanders: ...of Bible questions.

16:04

Todd Flanders: Yay!

16:05

Ned Flanders: Which version shall it be?

16:06

Todd Flanders: St. James!

16:07

Rod Flanders: The Vulgate of St. Jerome!

16:10

Ned Flanders: Vulgate it is.

Todd Flanders: (DISAPPOINTED SOUND)

16:11

Ned Flanders: Okay. For one gold star: What Persian king exempted the Levites from taxation?

16:17

Rod Flanders: Ataxerxes!

16:17

Ned Flanders: Righty-o!

16:28

Ned Flanders: Well...

16:29

Rod Flanders: I know!

16:30

Ned Flanders: No, Son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one. (TO BART AND LISA) C'mon, this one's easy.

16:36

Lisa Simpson: (BEAT) We give up.

16:37

Ned Flanders: Well, guess! Book of Revelations... Fire-breathing lion's head... tail made out of snakes... Who else is it gonna be?!

16:43

Bart Simpson: (UNSURE) Jesus?

16:45

Ned Flanders: (ANGUISHED MOAN, THEN WITH GROWING PANIC) Jes... ? Jes... ? Don't you kids know anything? The serpent of Rehaboam? (NO RESPONSE) The well of Zohassadar? (NO RESPONSE) The bridal feast of Beth Chadruharazzeb?

16:57

Maude Flanders: (APPALLED) Why, that's the kind of thing you should start learning at baptism.

16:59

Lisa Simpson: (SOFTLY, TENTATIVE) Uh, actually, the... (CLEARS THROAT) We were never baptized.

Ned Flanders: (FAINTING SOUND)

17:07

Maude Flanders: (TOO DISTRAUGHT) Oh, Neddie! Neddie! Neddie!

17:14

Ned Flanders: No, that ain't gonna do it. (FAINTING NOISE)

17:17

(Family Skills Class: Int. FAMILY SKILLS CLASS - simultaneous)

17:17

Officer Goodman: I'm very proud of you people. You've learned how to care for your children, how to maintain your homes, and you've all passed the drug test -- except for Marge. Marge, you tested positive for crack and PCP.

17:27

Marge Simpson: Oh, my.

17:29

Officer Goodman: Okay, the re-test says you're clean. Sorry about the mistake.

17:32

Marge Simpson: The only thing I'm high on is love. Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little "L.S.D." is all I need.

17:41

Officer Goodman: All right, sounds very good.

17:48

(Flanders Home: Int. FLANDERS HOUSE - living room - later)

17:48

Ned Flanders: Jeepers H. Crackers! I'd better call the Reverend!

17:54

(Lovejoy Home: Int. Rev. lovejoy's house - basement - cont.)

17:54

Helen Lovejoy: Ned Flanders is on the phone.

17:57

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (ROLLING EYES) Hello, Ned...

17:59

Ned Flanders: (HYSTERICAL) Reverend... Emergency... I... You... Simpson kids... Eedily... Baptism... Oodily... Doodily-doodily... (ETC.)

18:06

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. (HANGS UP)

18:13

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Damn Flanders.

18:16

Ned Flanders: Looks like I'm gonna have to baptize you myself.

18:26

(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - fifteen minutes later)

18:26

Homer Simpson: (HAPPILY) Kids, we're good parents now! Get your asses out here!

18:31

Marge Simpson: We missed you so much!

18:35

Marge Simpson: (GASPS, INCREDULOUS) He's going to baptize our children?

18:38

Homer Simpson: Oh no! In the eyes of God they'll be Flanderseseseses!

18:43

(Flanders's Car: Int. FLANDERS' CAR - simultaneous)

18:43

Ned Flanders: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents. But now I know you kids need a less hellbound family.

18:49

Maude Flanders: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock.

18:55

Bart Simpson: (TO LISA) Ha ha. You're gonna be Lisa Flanders.

18:57

Lisa Simpson: You're gonna be Bart Flanders.

Bart Simpson: (SCREAMS)

19:00

Maude Flanders: Oh, relax, Bart. Your sister Maggie isn't scared.

19:03

Bart Simpson: That's because she can't talk.

19:07

Maggie Simpson: (TO FLANDERS) Daddilly-doodily.

19:13

(Simpson Car: Int. Simpson car - same time)

19:13

Marge Simpson: Where we going? Where we going?

19:14

Homer Simpson: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!

19:19

Homer's Brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater every day, and...

19:24

Homer Simpson: The Springfield River!

19:26

(SPRINGFIELD RIVER: Ext. SPRINGFIELD RIVER - riverbank - a few minutes later)

19:26

Todd Flanders: (FINISHING SONG) I ONCE WAS LOST, BUT NOW AM FOUND / WAS BLIND BUT NOW I SEE!

19:39

Ned Flanders: Today we write a new page in the Flanders family bible.

19:47

(Street: Ext. street)

19:47

Ned Flanders: Who wants to be the first to enter God's good graces?

19:51

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Easy, easy.

19:56

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (LOOKING HEAVENWARD) Oh, why do you hate my trains?

20:15

(Road Near Riverbank: Ext. road near riverbank)

20:15

Homer Simpson: (ENRAGED GROWL) Son of a bitch... (MORE GROWLS)

20:20

Ned Flanders: Do you reject Satan, and all his empty promises?

20:23

Homer Simpson: (SLOW MOTION DIVE) Noooooooo!

Homer Simpson: (SLOW MOTION PAINED YELL)

20:46

Bart Simpson: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?

20:49

Homer Simpson: Oh, Bartholemew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

20:55

Ned Flanders: (ASTONISHED) Wait, Homer. What did you just say?

20:57

Homer Simpson: I said shut your ugly face, Flanders.

20:59

Ned Flanders: Oh, fair enough.

21:01

Homer Simpson: Oh, there's my sweet little Maggie.

21:26

Marge Simpson: Oh, Maggie, you're a Simpson again!

Maggie Simpson: (LOUD BELCH)

21:38

Marge Simpson: So, what was it like at the Flanders' house?

21:41

Homer Simpson: Yeah! Gimme all the dirt!

21:42

Lisa Simpson: Let's see. Dirt... dirt... Well, there wasn't really much dirt.

21:46

Bart Simpson: There was a bunch of old paint cans in their garage, though.

21:51

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLING) Old painty-can Ned!

Lisa Simpson: (SHARE A LAUGH AND AD LIBS)

SEASON 7 EPISODE 3

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

This episode is available in 4:3 & 16:9

The Flanders gain custody of the Simpson children after welfare workers accuse Homer and Marge of being negligent parents. ...

Producers
Bill Oakley
Josh Weinstein

DIRECTORS
Susie Dietter

WRITERS
Jon Vitti

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Calling Child Welfare
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Calling Child Welfare

Circumstances make it seem like Bart and Lisa need child welfare.
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The Kids Are Taken Away
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The Kids Are Taken Away

Child Welfare workers take the kids away from Marge and Homer.
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Foster Pussycat
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Foster Pussycat

Bart and Lisa watch Itchy & Scratchy with Rod and Todd.
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Bible Trivia
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Bible Trivia

Ned challenges the kids to a game of Bible questions.
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The Flanders Flock
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The Flanders Flock

Ned and Maude take the Simpsons kids to get baptized.

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