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51327 Views

Little Girl in the Big Te

Lisa is overjoyed when she befriend...
21

54088 Views

Frying Game

Homer and Marge become murder suspe...
22

59567 Views

Papa's Got a Brand New Ba

When Wiggum and his men prove ineff...

season 13 1170.8k views

Season 14

22 Episodes by popularity

1

81964 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIII

On Halloween, Homer's evil hammock ...
2

36197 Views

How I Spent My Strummer V

When a hidden camera tapes Homer la...
3

41138 Views

Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Gra

Bart and Lisa are horrified when th...
4

52101 Views

Large Marge

Marge's life changes dramatically w...
5

45877 Views

Helter Shelter

When the Simpson house undergoes fu...
6

54078 Views

The Great Louse Detective

When someone attempts to murder Hom...
7

42675 Views

Special Edna

When Bart gets Mrs. Krabappel nomin...
8

47446 Views

The Dad Who Knew Too Litt

Homer hires a shady private investi...
9

50031 Views

The Strong Arms of The Ma

When Marge is mugged at the Kwik-E-...
10

47026 Views

Pray Anything

Inspired by Ned Flanders, Homer tur...
11

51248 Views

Barting Over

When Bart discovers the existence o...
12

44771 Views

I'm Spelling as Fast as I

When Lisa becomes a finalist in a s...
13

44180 Views

A Star is Born-Again

A Hollywood movie star takes a roma...
14

46301 Views

Mr. Spritz Goes To Washin

When Springfield Airport changes th...
15

47599 Views

C.E.D'oh

On Valentine's Day, Homer attends a...
16

46609 Views

'Scuse Me While I Miss Th

As a British filmmaker makes a docu...
17

71691 Views

Three Gays of the Condo

Homer moves in with a gay couple af...
18

62082 Views

Dude, Where's My Ranch?

While vacationing at a dude ranch, ...
19

47257 Views

Old Yeller-Belly

When Santa's Little Helper becomes ...
20

50576 Views

Brake My Wife, Please

When Homer loses his driver's licen...
21

51824 Views

The Bart of War

After police discover Bart and Milh...
22

48945 Views

Moe Baby Blues

When Moe saves baby Maggie's life, ...

season 14 1111.6k views

Season 15

22 Episodes by popularity

1

77801 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIV

On Halloween, Homer takes over for ...
2

34547 Views

My Mother the Carjacker

Mother Simpson is captured by polic...
3

40316 Views

The President Wore Pearls

When Lisa is elected student body p...
4

55554 Views

The Regina Monologues

The Simpsons travel to England, whe...
5

40268 Views

The Fat and the Furriest

Homer becomes the laughing stock of...
6

40693 Views

Today I am a Clown

When Krusty takes the Sabbath off s...
7

39365 Views

'Tis the Fifteenth Season

As Christmas approaches, Homer disc...
8

45486 Views

Marge vs. Singles, Senior

Marge opposes a political group mad...
9

42003 Views

I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot

Homer builds a fighting robot for B...
10

43976 Views

Diatribe of a Mad Housewi

Homer buys an ambulance and starts ...
11

43191 Views

Margical History Tour

Marge tells the children three hist...
12

48535 Views

Milhouse Doesn't Live Her

When Milhouse and his mother reloca...
13

46444 Views

Smart & Smarter

Lisa searches for a new identity wh...
14

43545 Views

The Ziff Who Came to Dinn

Homer becomes the majority sharehol...
15

45195 Views

Co-Dependent's Day

When a drunken Homer loses control ...
16

45464 Views

The Wandering Juvie

Bart's latest prank lands him in ju...
17

45116 Views

My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Mrs. Krabappel dumps Principal Skin...
18

47579 Views

Catch 'Em If You Can

Bart and Lisa pursue Homer and Marg...
19

48312 Views

Simple Simpson

Homer confronts evildoers in the fo...
20

45955 Views

The Way We Weren't

Homer reveals that Marge wasn't the...
21

48136 Views

Bart-Mangled Banner

The Simpsons are thrown in prison a...
22

48656 Views

Fraudcast News

Mr. Burns buys up all the media out...

season 15 1016.1k views

Season 16

21 Episodes by popularity

1

79638 Views

Treehouse of Horror XV

On Halloween... Flanders can predic...
2

40838 Views

All's Fair in Oven War

Marge enters a bakeoff competition,...
3

41291 Views

Sleeping with the Enemy

Lisa becomes self-conscious about h...
4

38394 Views

She Used to Be My Girl

Marge wonders if she made the right...
5

43615 Views

Fat Man and Little Boy

Homer builds a nuclear reactor for ...
6

42127 Views

Midnight Rx

Homer and Grampa smuggle drugs out ...
7

44250 Views

Mommie Beerest

Homer mortgages his house to save M...
8

42546 Views

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary

After teaching famous athletes some...
9

42239 Views

Pranksta Rap

After sneaking off to a rap concert...
10

44772 Views

There's Something About M

When tourists shun Springfield, the...
11

45333 Views

On a Clear Day I Can't Se

After Bart torments his sister duri...
12

60224 Views

Goo Goo Gai Pan

Homer pretends to be Selma's husban...
13

47325 Views

Mobile Homer

Bart and Lisa attempt to save Homer...
14

46746 Views

The Seven-Beer Snitch

Homer becomes a prison snitch after...
15

66109 Views

Future-Drama

Using Professor Frink's astrologica...
16

44612 Views

Don't Fear the Roofer

Homer ends up in a mental instituti...
17

53917 Views

The Heartbroke Kid

Bart has a heart attack after he be...
18

51164 Views

A Star is Torn

Homer behaves like a domineering st...
19

49573 Views

Thank God It's Doomsday

Homer is declared a prophet after h...
20

49137 Views

Home Away From Homer

Flanders feels like a fool after so...
21

49090 Views

The Father, The Son, and

After Bart gets expelled, he's enro...

season 16 1022.9k views

Season 17

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31720 Views

The Bonfire of the Manate

When Homer allows the mob to film a...
2

36932 Views

The Girl Who Slept Too Li

Lisa must confront her darkest fear...
3

36339 Views

MIlhouse of Sand and Fog

After Kirk and Luann rekindle their...
4

83980 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVI

On Halloween, Bart is replaced by a...
5

39568 Views

Marge's Son Poisoning

After spending time with her son, M...
6

40493 Views

See Homer Run

After winning popularity as the Saf...
7

38490 Views

The Last of the Red Hat M

A lonely Marge joins a women's grou...
8

61677 Views

The Italian Bob

The Simpsons travel to Italy to ret...
9

45484 Views

Simpsons Christmas Storie

The Simpsons appear in three Christ...
10

39184 Views

Homer's Paternity Coot

When an old letter is delivered to ...
11

42592 Views

We're on the Road to D'oh

After Bart gets into trouble at sch...
12

43566 Views

My Fair Laddy

Lisa vows to turn Groundskeeper Wil...
13

65140 Views

The Seemingly Never-Endin

When the Simpsons become trapped in...
14

44026 Views

Bart Has Two Mommies

Marge teaches Rod and Todd Flanders...
15

43176 Views

Homer Simpson, This is Yo

Marge swaps places with a British w...
16

43697 Views

Million Dollar Abie

After costing Springfield a profess...
17

58358 Views

Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore

Mr. Burns closes the nuclear power ...
18

44135 Views

The Wettest Stories Ever

The Simpsons appear in three storie...
19

48111 Views

Girls Just Want to Have S

After Skinner is fired for insinuat...
20

45937 Views

Regarding Margie

After Marge develops amnesia and ca...
21

48905 Views

The Monkey Suit

Lisa protests when Springfield pass...
22

44843 Views

Marge and Homer Turn a Co

Homer and Marge play marriage couns...

season 17 1026.4k views

Season 18

22 Episodes by popularity

1

36752 Views

The Mook, the Chef, the W

Lisa befriends the son of mobster F...
2

33806 Views

Jazzy and the Pussycats

Lisa grows jealous after Bart disco...
3

39383 Views

Please Homer, Don't Hamme

Marge starts her own carpentry busi...
4

81774 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVII

The Simpsons appear in three tales ...
5

41572 Views

G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

After Homer joins the Army, he's se...
6

36606 Views

Moe 'N' a Lisa

Lisa helps Moe get a poem published...
7

41413 Views

Ice Cream of Margie (With

Homer finds happiness after he buys...
8

40557 Views

The Haw-Hawed Couple

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend; ...
9

49267 Views

Kill Gil (Parts I & II)

During the Christmas holiday, Marge...
10

41014 Views

The Wife Aquatic

Marge returns to an island where sh...
11

66656 Views

Revenge is a Dish Best Se

The Simpsons spin three tales of re...
12

55280 Views

Little Big Girl

As Multicultural Day approaches, Li...
13

45333 Views

Springfield Up

In this spoof of the 'Up' documenta...
14

44287 Views

Yokel Chords

Lisa tutors Cletus's children - unt...
15

42198 Views

Rome-old and Juli-eh

Homer is horrified when his father ...
16

43750 Views

Homerazzi

Homer tries his hand at making mone...
17

48409 Views

Marge Gamer

After discovering the Internet, Mar...
18

53748 Views

The Boys of Bummer

Bart becomes the shame of Springfie...
19

46480 Views

Crook and Ladder

Homer and his friends join the volu...
20

44875 Views

Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot

When Santa's Little Helper gets a j...
21

45734 Views

24 Minutes

In this spoof of the television ser...
22

48260 Views

You Kent Always Say What

Kent Brockman accidentally utters a...

season 18 1027.2k views

Season 19

20 Episodes by popularity

1

34968 Views

He Loves To Fly And He D'

Marge hires a life coach to turn Ho...
2

33992 Views

Homer of Seville

Homer becomes an opera star, only t...
3

35478 Views

Midnight Towboy

Homer makes enemies when he starts ...
4

35039 Views

I Don't Wanna Know Why th

Marge fears for her safety after br...
5

81952 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVIII

In three tales of Halloween terror:...
6

39494 Views

Little Orphan Millie

When his parents are lost at sea an...
7

42986 Views

Husbands and Knives

After Marge launches a gym for 'reg...
8

48402 Views

Funeral for a Fiend

After another of his attempts to ki...
9

43350 Views

Eternal Moonshine of the

Homer wakes up from a blackout only...
10

44815 Views

E. Pluribus Wiggum

When Springfield becomes the first ...
11

43951 Views

That 90's Show

Marge and Homer recount how Marge a...
12

40785 Views

Love, Springfieldian Styl

When Homer and Marge become trapped...
13

42918 Views

The Debarted

Bart befriends a new kid at school,...
14

42785 Views

Dial 'N' for Nerder

Bart and Lisa think they killed Mar...
15

42996 Views

Smoke on the Daughter

Lisa becomes addicted to secondhand...
16

39771 Views

Papa Don't Leech

Marge and Homer aid country singer ...
17

41831 Views

Apocalypse Cow

Bart is overjoyed when the calf he'...
18

42914 Views

Any Given Sundance

Lisa's documentary about life with ...
19

40524 Views

Mona Leaves-a

When Homer's mother returns to Spri...
20

46653 Views

All About Lisa

Krusty hires Lisa to be his intern,...

season 19 865.6k views

Season 20

21 Episodes by popularity

1

39988 Views

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrap

Homer and Flanders team-up as bount...
2

35827 Views

Lost Verizon

When Bart steals actor Denis Leary'...
3

47956 Views

Double, Double, Boy in Tr

Bart swaps places with his exact do...
4

80082 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIX

On Halloween... Transformer-like ro...
5

46483 Views

Dangerous Curves

In a series of flashbacks... Homer ...
6

38073 Views

Homer and Lisa Exchange C

When Lisa discovers a talent for so...
7

38734 Views

Mypods and Boomsticks

Homer thinks Bart's new Muslim frie...
8

37895 Views

The Burns and the Bees

As Lisa tries to find a habitat for...
9

38075 Views

Lisa the Drama Queen

Lisa's new best friend creates a fa...
10

40260 Views

Take My Life, Please

When Homer discovers that he was al...
11

40763 Views

How the Test Was Won

Lisa freezes during a federal schoo...
12

41278 Views

No Loan Again, Naturally

When Homer and Marge's adjustable m...
13

42115 Views

Gone Maggie Gone

In this 'National Treasure'-like st...
14

54646 Views

In the Name of the Grandf

The Simpsons travel to Ireland, whe...
15

42382 Views

Wedding for Disaster

When their marriage license turns o...
16

41187 Views

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe

Moe meets a beautiful woman in an I...
17

45291 Views

The Good, The Sad, and Th

Bart dumps Milhouse in favor of a c...
18

43215 Views

Father Knows Worst

As a result of Homer's "helicopter ...
19

46443 Views

Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'o

Homer and Marge rent an apartment i...
20

45335 Views

Four Great Women and a Ma

As Marge and Lisa have their nails ...
21

49672 Views

Coming To Homerica

Springfield grapples with an immigr...

season 20 935.7k views

Season 21

23 Episodes by popularity

1

36713 Views

Homer the Whopper

Homer ends up with a superhero's ph...
2

36547 Views

Bart Gets A 'Z'

Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabap...
3

41931 Views

The Great Wife Hope

Marge vows to drive mixed martial a...
4

77264 Views

Treehouse of Horror XX

Classic movie monsters are attacked...
5

40043 Views

The Devil Wears Nada

Homer's life turns into nonstop mis...
6

39169 Views

Pranks and Greens

Skinner tells Bart about a former S...
7

37283 Views

Rednecks and Broomsticks

Lisa befriends a group of Wiccans w...
8

37889 Views

O Brother, Where Bart Tho

Bart attempts to get Homer and Marg...
9

35588 Views

Thursdays with Abie

Homer becomes jealous when a report...
10

42051 Views

Once Upon A Time in Sprin

Krusty ends up playing second fiddl...
11

39734 Views

Million Dollar Maybe

Homer wins a million-dollar lottery...
12

62847 Views

Boy Meets Curl

The Simpsons head to the Winter Oly...
13

48838 Views

The Color Yellow

Lisa discovers that her Southern an...
14

40873 Views

Postcards From the Wedge

Bart creates friction between Marge...
15

39988 Views

Stealing First Base

Bart stirs up trouble when he kisse...
16

55392 Views

The Greatest Story Ever D

Flanders attempts to redeem Homer d...
17

43726 Views

American History X-cellen

When Mr. Burns is sent to prison fo...
18

41093 Views

Chief of Hearts

After he's sentenced to perform com...
19

43153 Views

The Squirt and the Whale

Lisa comes to the aid of a whale th...
20

45039 Views

To Surveil With Love

After a bomb squad mistakenly blows...
21

41750 Views

Moe Letter Blues

As Mother's Day approaches, Homer, ...
22

45053 Views

The Bob Next Door

Bart is convinced that his new neig...
23

44122 Views

Judge Me Tender

Moe discovers a talent for judging ...

season 21 1016.1k views

Season 22

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31972 Views

Elementary School Musical

Lisa attends a performing arts camp...
2

33746 Views

Loan-A-Lisa

Lisa donates money to a microfinanc...
3

43405 Views

Money Bart

Lisa becomes the coach of Bart's Li...
4

74058 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXI

Bart and Milhouse use their videoga...
5

39043 Views

Lisa Simpson, This Isn't

Lisa decides she doesn't want to en...
6

37188 Views

The Fool Monty

When a dying Mr. Burns loses his me...
7

36751 Views

How Munched is that Birdi

The Simpsons decide to give away Sa...
8

46801 Views

The Fight Before Christma

Four Christmas tales... Bart takes ...
9

39159 Views

Donnie Fatso

Acting as an undercover informant, ...
10

40912 Views

Moms I'd Like To Forget

As Bart tries to determine the orig...
11

39141 Views

Flaming Moe

Smithers convinces Moe to turn his ...
12

41257 Views

Homer the Father

Homer uses plotlines from a 1980's ...
13

40570 Views

The Blue and the Gray

Unable to get a date for Valentine'...
14

41195 Views

Angry Dad: The Movie

When the 'Angry Dad' character is t...
15

42102 Views

The Scorpion's Tale

When Lisa discovers a wildflower th...
16

38632 Views

A Midsummer's Nice Dreams

When legendary comics Cheech and Ch...
17

40168 Views

Love is a Many Strangled

Homer enrolls in a fathering enrich...
18

43991 Views

The Great Simpsina

Lisa befriends an old magician who ...
19

41064 Views

The Housewives of Fat Ton

Fat Tony asks for Selma's hand in m...
20

45442 Views

Homer Scissorhands

Homer discovers a talent for cuttin...
21

49426 Views

500 Keys

A drawer full of old keys sparks se...
22

46092 Views

The Ned-liest Catch

Ned Flanders falls for Bart's teach...

season 22 932.1k views

Season 23

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34017 Views

The Falcon and the D'ohma

Homer attempts to help a former CIA...
2

34418 Views

Bart Stops to Smell the R

Superintendant Chalmers teaches Bar...
3

75230 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXII

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
4

35766 Views

Replaceable You

With some help from Martin Prince, ...
5

39973 Views

The Food Wife

As Homer and Marge vie for the kids...
6

39200 Views

The Book Job

After Lisa discovers that her favor...
7

39783 Views

The Man in the Blue Flann

Burns appoints Homer the nuclear po...
8

41705 Views

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

After being fired from his popular ...
9

84793 Views

Holidays Of Future Passed

Thirty years in the future, Bart an...
10

41762 Views

Politically Inept, With H

Homer becomes a celebrity after he ...
11

43419 Views

The D'oh-cial Network

Lisa's idea for an online social ne...
12

38444 Views

Moe Goes From Rags To Ric

Moe's bar rag tells the story of hi...
13

39362 Views

The Daughter Also Rises

As Valentine's Day approaches, Marg...
14

43854 Views

At Long Last Leave

Fed up with the family's negative i...
15

43925 Views

Exit Through The Kwik-E-M

Bart becomes a famous street artist...
16

43982 Views

How I Wet Your Mother

With help from one of Professor Fri...
17

42091 Views

Them, Robot

Homer becomes the last human employ...
18

42789 Views

Beware My Cheating Bart

Bart falls for Jimbo's girlfriend S...
19

58057 Views

A Totally Fun Thing Bart

The Simpsons vacation on a cruise l...
20

45201 Views

The Spy Who Learned Me

After being injured at work, Homer ...
21

48542 Views

Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agend

Complications ensue when Flanders a...
22

46611 Views

Lisa Goes Gaga

Singer Lady Gaga attempts to cheer ...

season 23 1002.9k views

Season 24

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34164 Views

Moonshine River

Bart seeks out Cletus's daughter, w...
2

80020 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

In these three Halloween tales... a...
3

38319 Views

Adventures in Baby-gettin

Marge decides she wants to conceive...
4

33711 Views

Gone Abie Gone

Homer and Marge search for Grampa a...
5

35730 Views

Penny-Wiseguys

While serving jury duty, Fat Tony a...
6

41251 Views

A Tree Grows in Springfie

After his beloved new tablet "MyPad...
7

39094 Views

The Day the Earth Stood C

Homer is elated when a cool dad and...
8

47112 Views

To Cur, With Love

When Bart accuses Homer of not liki...
9

42919 Views

Homer Goes to Prep School

The Simpsons anticipate the apocaly...
10

41690 Views

A Test Before Trying

Bart must pass a district-wide test...
11

42333 Views

The Changing of the Guard

After narrowly surviving a tornado,...
12

46978 Views

Love is a Many-Splintered

Bart attempts to patch things up wi...
13

43522 Views

Hardly Kirk-ing

With Bart's help, Milhouse transfor...
14

40399 Views

Gorgeous Grampa

With encouragement from Mr. Burns, ...
15

43548 Views

Black-Eyed, Please

When Flanders gives Homer a black e...
16

46669 Views

Dark Knight Court

Bart stands trial in youth court af...
17

44410 Views

What Animated Women Want

In an episode that focuses on the c...
18

42230 Views

Pulpit Friction

Lovejoy quits the church after the ...
19

44541 Views

Whiskey Business

Moe's new suit catches the attentio...
20

44583 Views

The Fabulous Faker Boy

Bart takes piano lessons in hopes o...
21

46672 Views

The Saga of Carl

Homer, Moe and Lenny travel to Icel...
22

48342 Views

Dangers on a Train

Homer secretly reconstructs a kiddy...

season 24 968.2k views

Season 25

23 Episodes by popularity

1

222956 Views

Homerland

When Homer returns from a Nuclear W...
2

174947 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIV

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
3

120916 Views

Four Regrettings and a Fu

A Springfield funeral prompts Marge...
4

116101 Views

YOLO

After experiencing a midlife crisis...
5

106161 Views

Labor Pains

Homer gets trapped in an elevator w...
6

101131 Views

The Kid Is All Right

Lisa is elated to befriend Isabel, ...
7

100447 Views

Yellow Subterfuge

Bart seeks revenge after Skinner pr...
8

95266 Views

White Christmas Blues

As Christmas approaches, Marge tran...
9

96835 Views

Steal This Episode

Homer is put on trial after the FBI...
10

92064 Views

Married to the Blob

The Comic Book Guy marries a Japane...
11

93684 Views

Specs and the City

Homer uses augmented reality glasse...
12

88114 Views

Diggs

Bart befriends a fellow student and...
13

93605 Views

The Man Who Grew Too Much

Sideshow Bob genetically alters his...
14

91010 Views

The Winter of His Content

When the Simpsons allow members of ...
15

87513 Views

The War of Art

Homer convinces Marge to sell a pai...
16

87976 Views

You Don't Have to Live Li

After Lisa delivers a school report...
17

88880 Views

Luca$

Lisa falls for a competitive eater ...
18

110493 Views

Days of Future Future

Thirty years in the future, Bart tr...
19

92566 Views

What to Expect When Bart'

Bart uses voodoo in an attempt to g...
20

108659 Views

Brick Like Me

After Homer bonds with Lisa, Homer'...
21

95878 Views

Pay Pal

As Mother's Day approaches, after H...
22

90118 Views

Yellow Badge of Cowardge

Bart is overcome with guilt after a...
25

6907 Views

The Longest Daycare

A theatrical short that premiered J...

season 25 2362.2k views

Season 26

22 Episodes by popularity

1

53474 Views

Clown in the Dumps

The unthinkable happens: a Springfi...
2

39707 Views

The Wreck of the Relation

Homer and Bart set sail on the rela...
3

24560 Views

Super Franchise Me

Marge opens a sandwich shop....
4

39401 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXV

Don't miss the all-new, spooktacula...
5

18365 Views

Opposites-A-Frack

An all-new episode featuring guest ...
6

32980 Views

Simpsorama

The Simpsons travel to the 31st cen...
7

21940 Views

Blazed and Confused

Bart faces a tough test at school w...
8

17932 Views

Covercraft

Homer forms a cover band with some ...
9

18272 Views

I Won't Be Home For Chris

Marge doesn't approve of Homer's Ch...
10

18119 Views

The Man Who Came To Be Di

An amusement park ride lands the Si...
11

21516 Views

Bart's New Friend

Bart and Homer become BFF's....
12

18079 Views

The Musk Who Fell to Eart

Homer becomes muse to Elon Musk....
13

16008 Views

Walking Big and Tall

Springfield gets a new town anthem....
14

15248 Views

My Fare Lady

Marge trades in her mom-chauffeur h...
15

11320 Views

The Princess Guide

Moe plots revenge over Nigerian e-m...
16

17810 Views

Sky Police

The Springfield congregation turns ...
17

10195 Views

Waiting for Duffman

When Duffman undergoes hip replacem...
18

12067 Views

Peeping Mom

Bart lies about being involved in a...
19

13475 Views

The Kids Are All Fight

When Homer gets an old film roll de...
20

11435 Views

Let's Go Fly A Coot

The Simpsons learn about Grampa's d...
21

13799 Views

Bull-E

After Bart gets bullied at the scho...
22

29951 Views

Mathlete's Feat

When a modernized Springfield Eleme...

season 26 475.7k views

Season 27

10 Episodes by popularity

1

39314 Views

Every Man's Dream

SEASON PREMIERE. Homer and Marge ha...
2

32437 Views

Cue Detective

Scotty Boom, a Chew Network super-c...
3

29394 Views

Puffless

Upon learning that their father rea...
4

34214 Views

Halloween of Horror

Homer and Lisa hide out in the atti...
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01:26

(Springfield YMCA: ext. springfield ymca - evening - establishing)

01:26

Ymca Representative: Welcome to the Springfield YMCA. Tonight you can sample all of our classes for free. And if you find one you like, you can pay the membership fee and enroll.

Audience: (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER)

01:39

Ymca Representative: (LAUGHS, THEN:) I know. We'll never see any of you again.

01:41

Homer Simpson: You got that right

01:44

C. Montgomery Burns: Allez-oop!

01:47

C. Montgomery Burns: 3 to 1. Oh, this is a high-scoring affair.

01:51

Grampa Simpson: Yeah, well, it's your turn to get the ball out of the peach basket.

01:54

C. Montgomery Burns: (MUTTERING) I'll get the ball out of your peach basket one of these days.

01:58

Lugash: Welcome to gymnastics. I am Coach Lugash. I came to this country in '83 by cart-wheeling over Berlin Wall.

Girls: (EXCITED GIGGLES)

02:08

Lugash: (SUDDENLY YELLING) No giggling! It weakens the haunches! (SWEETLY, TO LISA) What a little angel. How old are you?

02:15

Lisa Simpson: Eight.

02:16

Lugash: (SUDDENLY YELLING) Eight! Too old! Go home, Grandma. (OFF LISA'S FRIGHTENED LOOK, SWEETLY) I am sorry, little girl. Lugash must go next door to anger management class. (ANGRY) Worthless anger management class. I hate it so much! I spit on it!

02:34

(YMCA HALLWAY: Int. YMCA hallway - a little later)

02:34

Rapper: Yo, boy. This class is tight. You go from sloppa to proppa.

02:37

Bart Simpson: Cool!

02:41

(CLASSROOM: iNT. CLASSROOM - CONTINUOUS)

02:41

Society Matron: (GRUFF) Welcome to my etiquette class: "The Proper Young Man".

02:41

Bart Simpson: But the black man said...

02:48

Society Matron: Are you accusing my husband of misleading you? Good gracious, I should bust a cap in your ass.

02:54

(Gym: Int. gym - continuous)

02:54

Lenny Leonard: Mmm... I'll pick... uh, Carl.

02:57

Carl Carlson: Lenny and Carl. I kinda like the sound of that.

02:59

Seymour Skinner: My turn, huh? Let's see...

03:03

Homer Simpson: (PLEADING) Pick me! Pick me! I've got hoop dreams, coach. I've got 'em bad.

03:06

Seymour Skinner: Okay. Homer.

03:07

Homer Simpson: Yes! (TO MOLEMAN, ETC.) Losers! Lo-sers! Lo-sers! L-- (TO SKINNER, WORRIED) You said "Homer," right?

03:13

Seymour Skinner: Mm-hm.

03:14

Homer Simpson: Lo-sers!

03:15

Lenny Leonard: I'll take Professor Frink.

03:17

Professor Jonathan Frink: Ah, you won't regret it, my good man. What, with the passing and the dribbling and my shoes made of the flub-ber!

03:24

Professor Jonathan Frink: (BOUNCING AROUND) And away I go! It's frightening! Ow, that was painful! Oh, the flubber is burning my feet!

03:30

(Springfield YMCA: INT. SPRINGFIELD YMCA - gym - a little later)

03:30

Ymca Representative: Now, before we begin, fitness buff Rainier Wolfcastle would like to say a few words about the Springfield YMCA.

03:37

Rainier Wolfcastle: Oh, hello!

03:41

Rainier Wolfcastle: I have purchased the Springfield YMCA. I plan to tear it down and turn the land into a nature preserve, where I will hunt the deadliest game of all -- man. Now, let's play ball.

03:54

Lenny Leonard: Air Lenny is takin' off!

03:58

Moe Szyslak: Ow!

03:59

Lenny Leonard: That's a foul. I am taking the ball and going home.

04:03

Moe Szyslak: Hey, hey, that's not your ball.

04:07

Rainier Wolfcastle: The chase begins.

Lenny Leonard: (FRIGHTENED YELP)

04:12

Homer Simpson: Woo! You da man, Carl. I believe you can fly.

04:17

Carl Carlson: Boy, I am so sick of everyone assuming I'm good at basketball because I'm African American.

04:25

Carl Carlson: (CHANTING) Go Carl. Go Carl. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three-peat! You've got mail, baby!

Moe Szyslak: (HORRIFIED NOISE)

04:39

Groundskeeper Willie: Willie tickles the twine for two! Oi! Oi!

04:44

Homer Simpson: Okay guys, I've got a secret play I've been saving for the Olympics or possibly the Final Four, and it goes something like this... (CONSPIRATORIAL MURMURING) Uh, Skinner I want you... (MUMBLE) Moe, you can take (MUMBLE)... (BACK AND FORTH TO SELF) Homer, you can take Groundskeeper Willie. No way am I taking Groundskeeper Willie. Yes you are. Are you a team player or not?

05:04

(Gym: Int. gym - moments later)

05:04

Seymour Skinner: Oh my goodness, an untied shoelace. I'll just get down on one knee and retie that.

05:12

Homer Simpson: (COCKY) Eat my dust, mortals!

05:17

Homer Simpson: (SCREAM, THEN) I'm okay.

05:20

Homer Simpson: Ow!

05:24

(Springfield General Hospital: Ext. Springfield hospital - night - establishing)

05:24

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you've torn out your anterior cruciate ligament.

05:28

Homer Simpson: Did you say anterior?

05:31

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Yes.

Homer Simpson: (GRABS HEAD WITH HANDS, SCREAMS)

05:34

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Now, how did this happen?

05:36

Homer Simpson: (SLYLY) Mmmaybe a little morphine would refresh my memory.

05:43

Homer Simpson: (PLEASED SOUNDS, THEN SLYLY) I don't know, I'm still a little hazy.

05:46

Homer Simpson: Oh, yeah. Now I remember it like it was yesterday...

05:52

Dr. Julius Hibbert: It happened today.

05:53

Homer Simpson: Hey man, you're harshin' my buzz. Anyway it all started when...

06:04

Moon: You go, Homer!

06:11

Homer Simpson: (YELLING, SHAKING FIST) Jet-son!

06:14

Dr. Julius Hibbert: We've got to get you into surgery.

06:17

Homer Simpson: (SLYLY) Maybe a little morphine would get me there quicker.

Homer Simpson: (PLEASED SOUNDS)

06:26

(Operating Room: Int. operating room - later)

06:26

Lisa Simpson: So many times we've seen our father go under the knife.

06:29

Marge Simpson: One more and I get a free hysterectomy.

06:35

(Springfield General Hospital: INT. SPRINGFIELD HOSPITAL - WAITING AREA - LATER)

06:35

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Now Homer, you'll have a full recovery from your spinal cord injury.

06:38

Marge Simpson: What spinal cord injury?

06:40

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Oh, he fell off the gurney.

06:41

Dr. Julius Hibbert: (TO HOMER) But it will take plenty of time and rehab before you can go back to work.

06:45

Homer Simpson: Miss work? But my life would be nothing without the nucleon plant.

06:49

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Oh, you're also responsible for this hefty hospital bill. You shouldn't have ordered all those hospital haircuts and porno films.

06:56

Homer Simpson: (TO MARGE) But "Dr. Screwlittle" sounded like a delightful romp. (THEN, TO DR. HIBBERT) Well, you don't have to worry about the bill. We've never welshed on a... (POINTS) Look, a bear!

07:04

Homer Simpson: Run!

07:18

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Now Homer, I want you to stay off that leg for two weeks.

07:21

Homer Simpson: Two weeks?! Well, what am I supposed to do? Just sit on my ass and watch TV? That ain't my style, man!

07:28

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Now, Homer, there are people right through that door that have it much worse than you.

07:34

Homer Simpson: (SNIFFLING) No they don't.

07:36

(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day - establishing)

07:36

Homer Simpson: (DEJECTED MOAN) Everyone's having fun but me.

07:42

Carl Carlson: Boin-gy. Boin-gy. Boin-gy. Boin-gy. Boin-gy.

07:44

Barney Gumble: Mrs. Simpson, can Homer come out and play?

07:44

Marge Simpson: Oh, Homer won't be able to play for a long time.

07:50

Barney Gumble: (SAD MOAN) Could you make me some Jell-O?

07:53

Marge Simpson: You shoo, Barney Gumbel!

Barney Gumble: (FRIGHTENED NOISE)

07:57

Homer Simpson: Well, I can still hang out with you guys.

07:59

Bart Simpson: Sorry, I've got a baseball game in fifteen minutes.

08:02

Lisa Simpson: And I've got a rally for take back the afternoon.

08:02

Grampa Simpson: (CHUCKLES) So, the tables have turned. Now you're the shut-in and I'm the hip, young dude.

08:13

Grampa Simpson: (PAINED SOUND) There goes my wagging finger.

08:15

Homer Simpson: I'm so bored.

08:17

Grampa Simpson: Aw, come on. There's lots of ways to pass the time. Hitch up your pants... air whittle (HE WHITTLES IMAGINARILY WHILE HUMMING)... make friends with a Chinese man...

08:28

Orderly: Ah, Mr. Simpson, you weren't supposed to leave the home.

08:31

Grampa Simpson: Thank you, Ping-pong.

08:33

Orderly: My name is Craig.

08:34

Grampa Simpson: Sure it is.

08:39

(Simpson Living Room: int. simpson living room - later)

08:39

Homer Simpson: This place is so boring. I've gotta do something to keep from going crazy. I know, I'll breed the pets. (GRIMLY) To each other. (LAUGHS)

08:53

Homer Simpson: Soon I will have a miracle hybrid, with the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog.

09:01

MARVIN GAYE: (SINGS) "LET'S GET IT ON..." (ETC.)

Dog/cat: (ANGRY BARKS AND YOWLS)

09:07

Homer Simpson: No, that's not how ya do it.

Homer Simpson: (STARTLED GASP)

09:10

Homer Simpson: Quitters!

09:13

Ned Flanders: (ENTERING) Hey, Homer!

09:14

Homer Simpson: Oh, it feels so good to talk to another human being. (TO SELF) Stupid Flanders.

09:21

Ned Flanders: Hey, Homer, I need to ask ya a favor. My baby sitter canceled and I got tickets to a Christian rock concert. (HOLDS THEM UP)

09:27

Ned Flanders: (LAUGHS) It's gonna be one wholesome evening. So, do you think Marge could take care of rowdy Roddy and Typhoon Todd? (PATS ROD AND TODD)

09:33

Homer Simpson: Well, Marge isn't here. She had to identify a body at the morgue.

09:39

(MORGUE: int. morgue)

09:39

Marge Simpson: That's not my Uncle Lou, and this man's not dead.

09:43

Hans Moleman: (TO ATTENDANT) That's what I've been trying to tell you!

09:47

Attendant: (TO MARGE) That's just gas escaping.

09:50

Ned Flanders: (FLUSTERED SOUND) Would you mind watching the kids? I'm kinda in a pickle here.

09:53

Homer Simpson: Well, they would keep me company. And this pickle you're offering only sweetens the deal.

10:04

(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing)

10:04

Todd Flanders: Mr. Simpson, can we have another jelly and candy sandwich?

10:09

Homer Simpson: Sure, knock yourselves out, and call me Homer.

10:12

Rod Flanders: Daddy said it's rude to call grownups by their first name.

10:16

Homer Simpson: Daddy's not here, is he?

10:23

"Bill Cosby": Now, my good man, what do you like to play?

10:26

Boy: Pokémon!

10:27

"Bill Cosby": Pokémon? Pokémon? With the pokey and the mon and the... (NONSENSICAL BLATHER)

10:39

Homer Simpson: (LAUGHING) That is the darnedest thing!

10:42

Ned Flanders: So, did you boys have a good time?

10:44

Rod Flanders: Yeah, Mr. Simpson was really funny.

10:47

Todd Flanders: He told us how the world keeps screwing him over.

10:50

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES MODESTLY) Yeah, well. How was the concert?

10:53

Ned Flanders: Well, sir, I never heard a preacher use the "m-f" word so many times. Anyway, thanks again.

10:59

Homer Simpson: Hey, it was fun. My kids are sick of all my stories. (GESTURES TO ROD AND TODD) (PLEASED) But they just can't get enough of me!

11:05

Rod Flanders: Can Mr. Simpson watch us every day?

11:08

Ned Flanders: (CHUCKLES) Oh, Roddy, he's not runnin' a day care center.

11:11

Homer Simpson: Don't tell me what I'm not doing.

11:13

Ned Flanders: (CONFUSED) So you are running a day care center?

11:15

Homer Simpson: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

11:17

Ned Flanders: Well, I sure would. It would give the boys a place to go after school.

11:20

Homer Simpson: Then I'll do it, just to see the look on your face.

11:24

Homer Simpson: That's the one.

11:30

Marge Simpson: (LOOKING OUT WINDOW) Why did you put my name on the sign?

11:33

Homer Simpson: It's just a legal thing, to protect me.

11:36

Milhouse Van Houten: Is your knee really gross under there?

11:38

Homer Simpson: See for yourself.

11:40

Milhouse Van Houten: Eww...

11:42

Ralph Wiggum: Can I touch it?

11:43

Homer Simpson: Sure. Go for the gusto.

11:46

Ralph Wiggum: (SCARED NOISE) It's healing over my hand.

11:51

Homer Simpson: It knows you're afraid.

11:54

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Hello. I would like to take advantage of your baby prison.

11:58

Marge Simpson: Oh, we're calling it day care.

11:58

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Yes, whatever, just take them!

12:01

Homer Simpson: Aw, aren't they sweet. Any medical things I should know about?

12:06

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Yes, probably!

12:10

(Dr. Hibbert's Office: int. dr. hibbert's office - day)

12:10

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Why, Homer, your surgical incision is completely healed.

12:14

Homer Simpson: I owe it all to my rewarding work with children, and not picking at it.

12:18

Dr. Julius Hibbert: Ah, yes. How is your day care center doing?

12:21

Homer Simpson: Wonderful. Being with those kids gives me a high only morphine can top. (URGENT) Ya got any?

12:27

Dr. Julius Hibbert: (CHUCKLES) Always with the morphine.

12:30

(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening)

12:30

Homer Simpson: Peek-a-boo! (HIDES, THEN POPS UP) Peek-a-boo! (HIDES, THEN POPS UP) Peek-a-boo! (HIDES, THEN POPS UP) Peek-a-boo! (HIDES, THEN POPS UP) Peek-a-boo! (HIDES, THEN POPS UP) Peek-a-boo! (HIDES, THEN POPS UP) Peek-a-boo!

12:38

Bart Simpson: (TO LISA) Dad's been doing that for two hours!

12:40

Lisa Simpson: I've never seen the baby get tired of it before the adult.

12:45

Homer Simpson: (FORCEFULLY) Peek-a-boo!

12:48

Rod Flanders: Uncle Homer, will you sing that crazy song we love?

12:52

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Okay. (SINGS, SERIOUS) IS THAT ALL THERE IS? / IS THAT ALL THERE IS? / IF THAT'S ALL THERE IS / MY FRIEND / THEN LET'S KEEP DANCING...

Todd Flanders: (LAUGH)

13:08

Lisa Simpson: (GRUMBLY) I can't remember the last time Dad sang us a torch song.

13:12

Bart Simpson: Yeah. Hey, Homer, I thought you were only gonna do this day care thing till your knee was better.

13:17

Homer Simpson: Yes, but then I discovered the joys of raising children.

13:21

Lisa Simpson: (OFFENDED) What about us?

13:22

Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) Don't worry honey, you'll have children of your own someday. Then you'll know my joy.

13:33

(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing)

13:33

Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, Bart, your Dad gave me this temp tattoo.

13:36

Milhouse Van Houten: It's so cool!

13:43

Ralph Wiggum: You have the bestest Dad. He read me a story about Chinese food.

13:48

Bart Simpson: You haven't seen the real Homer. It's all burping and neglect.

13:52

Milhouse Van Houten: I think we know your Dad a little bit better than you do, Bart.

13:55

Bart Simpson: (UPSET) Is that my jacket?

13:57

Milhouse Van Houten: (A LITTLE SCARED) He said it looked better on me.

Bart Simpson: (SAD MOAN)

14:02

(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - afternoon - establishing)

14:02

(Simpson Living Room: int. simpson living room - afternoon)

14:02

Homer Simpson: (SINGS) If you're happy and you know it say a swear!

14:05

Nelson Muntz: Boobs!

14:05

Milhouse Van Houten: Hiney!

14:07

Ralph Wiggum: Mitten!

14:11

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - stairway - continuous)

14:11

Lisa Simpson: They're always laughing. Laughing at nothing.

14:14

Bart Simpson: How come parents are always nicer to other kids than they are to their own?

14:18

Lisa Simpson: I guess Dad just takes us for granted.

14:20

Bart Simpson: Well, don't worry. This'll give his heartstrings a much needed plucking.

14:30

(Simpson Home: int. simpsons house - downstairs - continuous)

14:30

Homer Simpson: Huh?

14:33

Homer Simpson: Aw, what a beautiful frame. Perfect for my day care permit. Sweet.

14:41

Homer Simpson: Umm-hm.

Lisa Simpson: (GROAN)

14:42

(Simpson Backyard: ext. simpson backyard - day)

14:42

(Bart's Treehouse: ext. treehouse - continuous)

14:42

Homer Simpson: Hang on, everybody. Three, two, one... Blast off!

14:55

Milhouse Van Houten: That was tree-mendous! (LOOKS AROUND) Where's Ralph?

15:00

Ralph Wiggum: (HAPPY) I almost died.

15:02

Marge Simpson: Homer, this man is from the "Good Guy" awards.

15:04

Dave Shutton: We honor people who make life better for the community. Like you, with your day care center.

15:10

Marge Simpson: I contributed by not objecting too much.

15:13

Homer Simpson: (HUGS MARGE) Aw, that's my girl.

15:14

Dave Shutton: (CHUCKLES) Anyway, this film crew... will shoot some behind-the-scenes footage of your amazing work.

15:19

Homer Simpson: Is there a snack table?

15:20

Dave Shutton: It's already set up.

15:24

Homer Simpson: Don't film this.

15:30

(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - night - establishing)

15:30

(Hallway: int. hallway - continuous)

15:30

Assistant Director: Ah, excuse me, this is a hot set. No visitors.

15:33

Lisa Simpson: It's my room!

15:34

Assistant Director: Well, if you want, you can sit on this.

15:37

Bart Simpson: Teamsters are sleeping in my room.

15:40

Teamster: We're just restin' our eyes.

15:41

Homer Simpson: 'Cause the thing is, there are no bad kids...

15:44

Bart Simpson: Ow! You stepped on my arm!

15:47

Homer Simpson: Sorry. Daddy thought you were a pile of cable.

15:50

(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - back yard - day)

15:50

Dave Shutton: Tell me about the "Homer Cares" program.

15:52

Homer Simpson: (SINCERELY) My kids wear these hearts to remind them they are always loved.

15:56

Dave Shutton: Awww. Did you make 'em yourself?

15:58

Homer Simpson: Yes, through the magic of caring.

16:01

(Simpson Garage: int. simpson garage - continuous)

16:01

Lisa Simpson: Night will come soon.

16:03

Bart Simpson: There's gotta be a way to get back at Dad.

16:05

Lisa Simpson: Well, I've been cutting the felt kinda crooked.

16:09

Bart Simpson: No. We've gotta show the world what Dad's really like. (EVILLY) Then everything will be back to normal.

16:18

Lisa Simpson: (EVIL LAUGH) Back to normal.

Lisa Simpson: (EVIL LAUGH)

16:25

(Springfield Civic Auditorium: ext. springfield civic auditorium - DAY)

16:25

(Auditorium: int. auditorium - continuous)

16:25

Krusty the Clown: (SINGS) I'M A NICE GUY / I'M A HELL OF A GUY / AND TONIGHT WE HONOR YOU... (SPEAKS) Stop the music. Stop it! One more line and we have to pay for the song.

16:36

Krusty the Clown: Now is anyone here from Springfield?

16:39

Kirk Van Houten: You know we are!

16:41

Krusty the Clown: Eh, tough crowd. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) So what's in the news? Oh, right. The bus disaster. Very sad. Now our first award is for biggest people pleaser. (CHUCKLES) You can walk all over these doormats. And the nominees are Ned Flanders...Principal Seymour Skinner... and Mother Theresa Jr.

17:08

Krusty the Clown: And the winner is... Principal Skinner!

17:17

(Springfield Civic Auditorium: int. springfield civic auditorium - a little later)

17:17

Krusty the Clown: (CHUCKLE) Now, I'm told there's a glitch in our internet webcast. So all of you out there type control backslash semi-colon alt dot escape, and you'll be fine.

17:27

(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: Int. android's dungeon - continuous)

17:27

Comic Book Guy: Mm. Ahh, perfect.

17:31

Krusty the Clown: (JERKY) Hey-hey! Hey-hey! Hey-hey! Hey-hey!

17:34

(Springfield Civic Auditorium: Int. springfield civic auditorium - continuous)

17:34

Krusty the Clown: We'd like to thank our sponsor, Hansen's Hypno-Coins.

17:38

Krusty the Clown: If you can find a sturdier Hypno-Coin, you buy it. Now, every year we find one good samaritan so deserving that not recognizing him would make Santa Claus himself vomit with rage. (MAKES FACE) Who writes this stuff?

Mr. Teeny: (MONKEY NOISES)

18:01

Krusty the Clown: This year's winner of the "Saint Who Walks Among Us" award...

18:01

Homer Simpson: (PRAYING) Please let me win this, Lord. (CLENCHES FIST) 'Cause if you don't...

18:07

Krusty the Clown: ... Homer Simpson!

18:09

Homer Simpson: Yes!

18:12

Homer Simpson: All my love has come back in trophy form.

18:15

Krusty the Clown: Now let's take a look at Homer's wonderful work.

18:19

Dave Shutton: It looks like any other home in America, but this is the house that love built.

Homer Simpson: (CONTINUED LAUGHING)

18:34

Dave Shutton: His scabby red knee became an infectious beacon of hope.

18:39

Audience: Awww...

18:42

Dave Shutton: I guess you could sum up Homer in two words...

18:45

Bart Simpson: Big phony!

18:48

Bart Simpson: This is the real Homer Simpson -- a beer-drinking meanie!

Homer Simpson: (DRUNK NOISES)

Homer Simpson: (CONFUSED SOUND)

18:56

Bart Simpson: And he gambles like crazy.

19:00

Homer Simpson: I'll call.

19:01

Moe Szyslak: Three nines.

19:02

Homer Simpson: (MOANS) I almost had a straight!

19:05

Moe Szyslak: (AS HE PULLS IN MAGGIE AND THE CHIPS) Come to new papa.

19:08

Homer Simpson: Hey, what's the deal?

19:10

Lisa Simpson: We just spliced in some home movies. (COYLY) Whaddaya think?

19:14

Homer Simpson: Well, I'd rather reserve judgement until I... oh my God!

19:18

Homer Simpson: I'll mace you good!

Bart Simpson: (FRIGHTENED SOUND)

19:22

Homer Simpson: (RISING) That is completely taken out of context!

19:25

Homer Simpson: Why you little...

19:29

Sideshow Mel: Our children aren't safe with that monster!

19:32

Kirk Van Houten: Yeah, keep away from him, Milhouse.

19:34

Chief Wiggum: You too, Ralphie. You're out of that day care center.

19:37

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: My polite indignation has no bounds.

19:40

Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE CRAZED) No! No! No one is taking my kids from me!

19:46

Homer Simpson: (AS THEY EXIT) Run, children! Run!

Parents: (ANGRY YELLING)

19:48

Cletus Spuckler: Come back here wid my younguns!

19:52

Krusty the Clown: The term "Soccer Mom" is thrown around all too often these days. But the nominees in our next category...

20:01

Ralph Wiggum: Where are we going?

20:03

Homer Simpson: (CRAZED) Uh... For frosty chocolate milkshakes. (CRAZED GIGGLE) Frosty chocolate milkshakes!

20:11

Kent Brockman: An award ceremony erupted in kidnapping tonight as alleged good guy Homer Simpson absconded with several children in a stolen paddy wagon. Now let's go to Arnie Pye in the sky.

20:22

(Springfield: ext. springfield - night)

20:22

Arnie Pye: I can see them right below me. I'm gonna try to nail the driver with one of my shoes.

20:27

Kent Brockman: Arnie, please. Leave this to the police.

20:29

Arnie Pye: I'm sick of being a reporter. I wanna make the news.

20:32

Kent Brockman: Arnie, this is not the time.

20:33

Arnie Pye: You're not the time, Kent! You're not the time!

20:37

(PADDY WAGON: int. paddy wagon - continuous)

20:37

Ralph Wiggum: Where are we going, Mr. Simpson?

20:39

Homer Simpson: (GRIMLY) I'll tell you where we're not going: jail.

20:43

Milhouse Van Houten: (POINTS OUT WINDOW) Then you better turn.

20:44

Homer Simpson: Uh oh.

20:44

(Springfield: ext. springfield - night - overhead angle)

20:44

Arnie Pye: He's jumping out of the car, Kent. He's trying to climb over the fence, now he's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog. Now he's given up on that, and he's running back and forth. He's crawling into a pipe, but he seems to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen.

21:11

Kent Brockman: Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?

21:13

Arnie Pye: (SNIPPY) I can't see through metal, Kent.

21:16

Chief Wiggum: All right, fatty, out of the pipe!

21:21

(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day)

21:21

Homer Simpson: (TO BART AND LISA) Why did you rat me out, kids? Was it because I showered love on those other children while ignoring you?

21:27

Lisa Simpson: (SHRUGS) Yeah. / Pretty much.

21:29

Homer Simpson: Well, I learned my lesson. From now on you two are the only kids I'll care about. Oh, and Maggie.

21:34

Homer Simpson: Now let's all enjoy the snack table while we still have it.

21:38

Marge Simpson: The Teamsters said they'd pick it up by five.

21:40

Homer Simpson: (HIGHLY SKEPTICAL) Yeah, that'll happen.

21:44

Homer Simpson: Teamsters.

SEASON 12 EPISODE 20

Children of a Lesser Clod

This episode is available in 4:3 & 16:9

After Homer injures his knee, he's housebound for recuperation. A successful stint as a babysitter prompts Homer to open a full-time daycare service, leaving Bart and Lisa feeling neglected. ...

Producers
Mike Scully

DIRECTORS
Mike Polcino

WRITERS
Al Jean

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Tickling the Twine
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Tickling the Twine

Homer injures himself in a basketball game.
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Homer Plus Morphine
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Homer Plus Morphine

Homer, doped up on morphine, tells the story of how he broke his leg.
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Look, a Bear!
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Look, a Bear!

Homer tries to distract Dr. Hibbert to get out of paying his hospital bill.
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Typhoon Todd
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Typhoon Todd

Ned asks a wheelchair-bound Homer to babysit his kids.
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The Saint Among Us
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The Saint Among Us

Lisa and Bart contest Homer's charity award.

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