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51327 Views

Little Girl in the Big Te

Lisa is overjoyed when she befriend...
21

54088 Views

Frying Game

Homer and Marge become murder suspe...
22

59567 Views

Papa's Got a Brand New Ba

When Wiggum and his men prove ineff...

season 13 1170.8k views

Season 14

22 Episodes by popularity

1

81964 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIII

On Halloween, Homer's evil hammock ...
2

36197 Views

How I Spent My Strummer V

When a hidden camera tapes Homer la...
3

41138 Views

Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Gra

Bart and Lisa are horrified when th...
4

52101 Views

Large Marge

Marge's life changes dramatically w...
5

45877 Views

Helter Shelter

When the Simpson house undergoes fu...
6

54078 Views

The Great Louse Detective

When someone attempts to murder Hom...
7

42675 Views

Special Edna

When Bart gets Mrs. Krabappel nomin...
8

47446 Views

The Dad Who Knew Too Litt

Homer hires a shady private investi...
9

50031 Views

The Strong Arms of The Ma

When Marge is mugged at the Kwik-E-...
10

47026 Views

Pray Anything

Inspired by Ned Flanders, Homer tur...
11

51248 Views

Barting Over

When Bart discovers the existence o...
12

44771 Views

I'm Spelling as Fast as I

When Lisa becomes a finalist in a s...
13

44180 Views

A Star is Born-Again

A Hollywood movie star takes a roma...
14

46301 Views

Mr. Spritz Goes To Washin

When Springfield Airport changes th...
15

47599 Views

C.E.D'oh

On Valentine's Day, Homer attends a...
16

46609 Views

'Scuse Me While I Miss Th

As a British filmmaker makes a docu...
17

71691 Views

Three Gays of the Condo

Homer moves in with a gay couple af...
18

62082 Views

Dude, Where's My Ranch?

While vacationing at a dude ranch, ...
19

47257 Views

Old Yeller-Belly

When Santa's Little Helper becomes ...
20

50576 Views

Brake My Wife, Please

When Homer loses his driver's licen...
21

51824 Views

The Bart of War

After police discover Bart and Milh...
22

48945 Views

Moe Baby Blues

When Moe saves baby Maggie's life, ...

season 14 1111.6k views

Season 15

22 Episodes by popularity

1

77801 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIV

On Halloween, Homer takes over for ...
2

34547 Views

My Mother the Carjacker

Mother Simpson is captured by polic...
3

40316 Views

The President Wore Pearls

When Lisa is elected student body p...
4

55554 Views

The Regina Monologues

The Simpsons travel to England, whe...
5

40268 Views

The Fat and the Furriest

Homer becomes the laughing stock of...
6

40693 Views

Today I am a Clown

When Krusty takes the Sabbath off s...
7

39365 Views

'Tis the Fifteenth Season

As Christmas approaches, Homer disc...
8

45486 Views

Marge vs. Singles, Senior

Marge opposes a political group mad...
9

42003 Views

I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot

Homer builds a fighting robot for B...
10

43976 Views

Diatribe of a Mad Housewi

Homer buys an ambulance and starts ...
11

43191 Views

Margical History Tour

Marge tells the children three hist...
12

48535 Views

Milhouse Doesn't Live Her

When Milhouse and his mother reloca...
13

46444 Views

Smart & Smarter

Lisa searches for a new identity wh...
14

43545 Views

The Ziff Who Came to Dinn

Homer becomes the majority sharehol...
15

45195 Views

Co-Dependent's Day

When a drunken Homer loses control ...
16

45464 Views

The Wandering Juvie

Bart's latest prank lands him in ju...
17

45116 Views

My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Mrs. Krabappel dumps Principal Skin...
18

47579 Views

Catch 'Em If You Can

Bart and Lisa pursue Homer and Marg...
19

48312 Views

Simple Simpson

Homer confronts evildoers in the fo...
20

45955 Views

The Way We Weren't

Homer reveals that Marge wasn't the...
21

48136 Views

Bart-Mangled Banner

The Simpsons are thrown in prison a...
22

48656 Views

Fraudcast News

Mr. Burns buys up all the media out...

season 15 1016.1k views

Season 16

21 Episodes by popularity

1

79638 Views

Treehouse of Horror XV

On Halloween... Flanders can predic...
2

40838 Views

All's Fair in Oven War

Marge enters a bakeoff competition,...
3

41291 Views

Sleeping with the Enemy

Lisa becomes self-conscious about h...
4

38394 Views

She Used to Be My Girl

Marge wonders if she made the right...
5

43615 Views

Fat Man and Little Boy

Homer builds a nuclear reactor for ...
6

42127 Views

Midnight Rx

Homer and Grampa smuggle drugs out ...
7

44250 Views

Mommie Beerest

Homer mortgages his house to save M...
8

42546 Views

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary

After teaching famous athletes some...
9

42239 Views

Pranksta Rap

After sneaking off to a rap concert...
10

44772 Views

There's Something About M

When tourists shun Springfield, the...
11

45333 Views

On a Clear Day I Can't Se

After Bart torments his sister duri...
12

60224 Views

Goo Goo Gai Pan

Homer pretends to be Selma's husban...
13

47325 Views

Mobile Homer

Bart and Lisa attempt to save Homer...
14

46746 Views

The Seven-Beer Snitch

Homer becomes a prison snitch after...
15

66109 Views

Future-Drama

Using Professor Frink's astrologica...
16

44612 Views

Don't Fear the Roofer

Homer ends up in a mental instituti...
17

53917 Views

The Heartbroke Kid

Bart has a heart attack after he be...
18

51164 Views

A Star is Torn

Homer behaves like a domineering st...
19

49573 Views

Thank God It's Doomsday

Homer is declared a prophet after h...
20

49137 Views

Home Away From Homer

Flanders feels like a fool after so...
21

49090 Views

The Father, The Son, and

After Bart gets expelled, he's enro...

season 16 1022.9k views

Season 17

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31720 Views

The Bonfire of the Manate

When Homer allows the mob to film a...
2

36932 Views

The Girl Who Slept Too Li

Lisa must confront her darkest fear...
3

36339 Views

MIlhouse of Sand and Fog

After Kirk and Luann rekindle their...
4

83980 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVI

On Halloween, Bart is replaced by a...
5

39568 Views

Marge's Son Poisoning

After spending time with her son, M...
6

40493 Views

See Homer Run

After winning popularity as the Saf...
7

38490 Views

The Last of the Red Hat M

A lonely Marge joins a women's grou...
8

61677 Views

The Italian Bob

The Simpsons travel to Italy to ret...
9

45484 Views

Simpsons Christmas Storie

The Simpsons appear in three Christ...
10

39184 Views

Homer's Paternity Coot

When an old letter is delivered to ...
11

42592 Views

We're on the Road to D'oh

After Bart gets into trouble at sch...
12

43566 Views

My Fair Laddy

Lisa vows to turn Groundskeeper Wil...
13

65140 Views

The Seemingly Never-Endin

When the Simpsons become trapped in...
14

44026 Views

Bart Has Two Mommies

Marge teaches Rod and Todd Flanders...
15

43176 Views

Homer Simpson, This is Yo

Marge swaps places with a British w...
16

43697 Views

Million Dollar Abie

After costing Springfield a profess...
17

58358 Views

Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore

Mr. Burns closes the nuclear power ...
18

44135 Views

The Wettest Stories Ever

The Simpsons appear in three storie...
19

48111 Views

Girls Just Want to Have S

After Skinner is fired for insinuat...
20

45937 Views

Regarding Margie

After Marge develops amnesia and ca...
21

48905 Views

The Monkey Suit

Lisa protests when Springfield pass...
22

44843 Views

Marge and Homer Turn a Co

Homer and Marge play marriage couns...

season 17 1026.4k views

Season 18

22 Episodes by popularity

1

36752 Views

The Mook, the Chef, the W

Lisa befriends the son of mobster F...
2

33806 Views

Jazzy and the Pussycats

Lisa grows jealous after Bart disco...
3

39383 Views

Please Homer, Don't Hamme

Marge starts her own carpentry busi...
4

81774 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVII

The Simpsons appear in three tales ...
5

41572 Views

G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)

After Homer joins the Army, he's se...
6

36606 Views

Moe 'N' a Lisa

Lisa helps Moe get a poem published...
7

41413 Views

Ice Cream of Margie (With

Homer finds happiness after he buys...
8

40557 Views

The Haw-Hawed Couple

Bart becomes Nelson's best friend; ...
9

49267 Views

Kill Gil (Parts I & II)

During the Christmas holiday, Marge...
10

41014 Views

The Wife Aquatic

Marge returns to an island where sh...
11

66656 Views

Revenge is a Dish Best Se

The Simpsons spin three tales of re...
12

55280 Views

Little Big Girl

As Multicultural Day approaches, Li...
13

45333 Views

Springfield Up

In this spoof of the 'Up' documenta...
14

44287 Views

Yokel Chords

Lisa tutors Cletus's children - unt...
15

42198 Views

Rome-old and Juli-eh

Homer is horrified when his father ...
16

43750 Views

Homerazzi

Homer tries his hand at making mone...
17

48409 Views

Marge Gamer

After discovering the Internet, Mar...
18

53748 Views

The Boys of Bummer

Bart becomes the shame of Springfie...
19

46480 Views

Crook and Ladder

Homer and his friends join the volu...
20

44875 Views

Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot

When Santa's Little Helper gets a j...
21

45734 Views

24 Minutes

In this spoof of the television ser...
22

48260 Views

You Kent Always Say What

Kent Brockman accidentally utters a...

season 18 1027.2k views

Season 19

20 Episodes by popularity

1

34968 Views

He Loves To Fly And He D'

Marge hires a life coach to turn Ho...
2

33992 Views

Homer of Seville

Homer becomes an opera star, only t...
3

35478 Views

Midnight Towboy

Homer makes enemies when he starts ...
4

35039 Views

I Don't Wanna Know Why th

Marge fears for her safety after br...
5

81952 Views

Treehouse of Horror XVIII

In three tales of Halloween terror:...
6

39494 Views

Little Orphan Millie

When his parents are lost at sea an...
7

42986 Views

Husbands and Knives

After Marge launches a gym for 'reg...
8

48402 Views

Funeral for a Fiend

After another of his attempts to ki...
9

43350 Views

Eternal Moonshine of the

Homer wakes up from a blackout only...
10

44815 Views

E. Pluribus Wiggum

When Springfield becomes the first ...
11

43951 Views

That 90's Show

Marge and Homer recount how Marge a...
12

40785 Views

Love, Springfieldian Styl

When Homer and Marge become trapped...
13

42918 Views

The Debarted

Bart befriends a new kid at school,...
14

42785 Views

Dial 'N' for Nerder

Bart and Lisa think they killed Mar...
15

42996 Views

Smoke on the Daughter

Lisa becomes addicted to secondhand...
16

39771 Views

Papa Don't Leech

Marge and Homer aid country singer ...
17

41831 Views

Apocalypse Cow

Bart is overjoyed when the calf he'...
18

42914 Views

Any Given Sundance

Lisa's documentary about life with ...
19

40524 Views

Mona Leaves-a

When Homer's mother returns to Spri...
20

46653 Views

All About Lisa

Krusty hires Lisa to be his intern,...

season 19 865.6k views

Season 20

21 Episodes by popularity

1

39988 Views

Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrap

Homer and Flanders team-up as bount...
2

35827 Views

Lost Verizon

When Bart steals actor Denis Leary'...
3

47956 Views

Double, Double, Boy in Tr

Bart swaps places with his exact do...
4

80082 Views

Treehouse of Horror XIX

On Halloween... Transformer-like ro...
5

46483 Views

Dangerous Curves

In a series of flashbacks... Homer ...
6

38073 Views

Homer and Lisa Exchange C

When Lisa discovers a talent for so...
7

38734 Views

Mypods and Boomsticks

Homer thinks Bart's new Muslim frie...
8

37895 Views

The Burns and the Bees

As Lisa tries to find a habitat for...
9

38075 Views

Lisa the Drama Queen

Lisa's new best friend creates a fa...
10

40260 Views

Take My Life, Please

When Homer discovers that he was al...
11

40763 Views

How the Test Was Won

Lisa freezes during a federal schoo...
12

41278 Views

No Loan Again, Naturally

When Homer and Marge's adjustable m...
13

42115 Views

Gone Maggie Gone

In this 'National Treasure'-like st...
14

54646 Views

In the Name of the Grandf

The Simpsons travel to Ireland, whe...
15

42382 Views

Wedding for Disaster

When their marriage license turns o...
16

41187 Views

Eeny Teeny Maya Moe

Moe meets a beautiful woman in an I...
17

45291 Views

The Good, The Sad, and Th

Bart dumps Milhouse in favor of a c...
18

43215 Views

Father Knows Worst

As a result of Homer's "helicopter ...
19

46443 Views

Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'o

Homer and Marge rent an apartment i...
20

45335 Views

Four Great Women and a Ma

As Marge and Lisa have their nails ...
21

49672 Views

Coming To Homerica

Springfield grapples with an immigr...

season 20 935.7k views

Season 21

23 Episodes by popularity

1

36713 Views

Homer the Whopper

Homer ends up with a superhero's ph...
2

36547 Views

Bart Gets A 'Z'

Principal Skinner fires Mrs. Krabap...
3

41931 Views

The Great Wife Hope

Marge vows to drive mixed martial a...
4

77264 Views

Treehouse of Horror XX

Classic movie monsters are attacked...
5

40043 Views

The Devil Wears Nada

Homer's life turns into nonstop mis...
6

39169 Views

Pranks and Greens

Skinner tells Bart about a former S...
7

37283 Views

Rednecks and Broomsticks

Lisa befriends a group of Wiccans w...
8

37889 Views

O Brother, Where Bart Tho

Bart attempts to get Homer and Marg...
9

35588 Views

Thursdays with Abie

Homer becomes jealous when a report...
10

42051 Views

Once Upon A Time in Sprin

Krusty ends up playing second fiddl...
11

39734 Views

Million Dollar Maybe

Homer wins a million-dollar lottery...
12

62847 Views

Boy Meets Curl

The Simpsons head to the Winter Oly...
13

48838 Views

The Color Yellow

Lisa discovers that her Southern an...
14

40873 Views

Postcards From the Wedge

Bart creates friction between Marge...
15

39988 Views

Stealing First Base

Bart stirs up trouble when he kisse...
16

55392 Views

The Greatest Story Ever D

Flanders attempts to redeem Homer d...
17

43726 Views

American History X-cellen

When Mr. Burns is sent to prison fo...
18

41093 Views

Chief of Hearts

After he's sentenced to perform com...
19

43153 Views

The Squirt and the Whale

Lisa comes to the aid of a whale th...
20

45039 Views

To Surveil With Love

After a bomb squad mistakenly blows...
21

41750 Views

Moe Letter Blues

As Mother's Day approaches, Homer, ...
22

45053 Views

The Bob Next Door

Bart is convinced that his new neig...
23

44122 Views

Judge Me Tender

Moe discovers a talent for judging ...

season 21 1016.1k views

Season 22

22 Episodes by popularity

1

31972 Views

Elementary School Musical

Lisa attends a performing arts camp...
2

33746 Views

Loan-A-Lisa

Lisa donates money to a microfinanc...
3

43405 Views

Money Bart

Lisa becomes the coach of Bart's Li...
4

74058 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXI

Bart and Milhouse use their videoga...
5

39043 Views

Lisa Simpson, This Isn't

Lisa decides she doesn't want to en...
6

37188 Views

The Fool Monty

When a dying Mr. Burns loses his me...
7

36751 Views

How Munched is that Birdi

The Simpsons decide to give away Sa...
8

46801 Views

The Fight Before Christma

Four Christmas tales... Bart takes ...
9

39159 Views

Donnie Fatso

Acting as an undercover informant, ...
10

40912 Views

Moms I'd Like To Forget

As Bart tries to determine the orig...
11

39141 Views

Flaming Moe

Smithers convinces Moe to turn his ...
12

41257 Views

Homer the Father

Homer uses plotlines from a 1980's ...
13

40570 Views

The Blue and the Gray

Unable to get a date for Valentine'...
14

41195 Views

Angry Dad: The Movie

When the 'Angry Dad' character is t...
15

42102 Views

The Scorpion's Tale

When Lisa discovers a wildflower th...
16

38632 Views

A Midsummer's Nice Dreams

When legendary comics Cheech and Ch...
17

40168 Views

Love is a Many Strangled

Homer enrolls in a fathering enrich...
18

43991 Views

The Great Simpsina

Lisa befriends an old magician who ...
19

41064 Views

The Housewives of Fat Ton

Fat Tony asks for Selma's hand in m...
20

45442 Views

Homer Scissorhands

Homer discovers a talent for cuttin...
21

49426 Views

500 Keys

A drawer full of old keys sparks se...
22

46092 Views

The Ned-liest Catch

Ned Flanders falls for Bart's teach...

season 22 932.1k views

Season 23

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34017 Views

The Falcon and the D'ohma

Homer attempts to help a former CIA...
2

34418 Views

Bart Stops to Smell the R

Superintendant Chalmers teaches Bar...
3

75230 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXII

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
4

35766 Views

Replaceable You

With some help from Martin Prince, ...
5

39973 Views

The Food Wife

As Homer and Marge vie for the kids...
6

39200 Views

The Book Job

After Lisa discovers that her favor...
7

39783 Views

The Man in the Blue Flann

Burns appoints Homer the nuclear po...
8

41705 Views

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution

After being fired from his popular ...
9

84793 Views

Holidays Of Future Passed

Thirty years in the future, Bart an...
10

41762 Views

Politically Inept, With H

Homer becomes a celebrity after he ...
11

43419 Views

The D'oh-cial Network

Lisa's idea for an online social ne...
12

38444 Views

Moe Goes From Rags To Ric

Moe's bar rag tells the story of hi...
13

39362 Views

The Daughter Also Rises

As Valentine's Day approaches, Marg...
14

43854 Views

At Long Last Leave

Fed up with the family's negative i...
15

43925 Views

Exit Through The Kwik-E-M

Bart becomes a famous street artist...
16

43982 Views

How I Wet Your Mother

With help from one of Professor Fri...
17

42091 Views

Them, Robot

Homer becomes the last human employ...
18

42789 Views

Beware My Cheating Bart

Bart falls for Jimbo's girlfriend S...
19

58057 Views

A Totally Fun Thing Bart

The Simpsons vacation on a cruise l...
20

45201 Views

The Spy Who Learned Me

After being injured at work, Homer ...
21

48542 Views

Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agend

Complications ensue when Flanders a...
22

46611 Views

Lisa Goes Gaga

Singer Lady Gaga attempts to cheer ...

season 23 1002.9k views

Season 24

22 Episodes by popularity

1

34164 Views

Moonshine River

Bart seeks out Cletus's daughter, w...
2

80020 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

In these three Halloween tales... a...
3

38319 Views

Adventures in Baby-gettin

Marge decides she wants to conceive...
4

33711 Views

Gone Abie Gone

Homer and Marge search for Grampa a...
5

35730 Views

Penny-Wiseguys

While serving jury duty, Fat Tony a...
6

41251 Views

A Tree Grows in Springfie

After his beloved new tablet "MyPad...
7

39094 Views

The Day the Earth Stood C

Homer is elated when a cool dad and...
8

47112 Views

To Cur, With Love

When Bart accuses Homer of not liki...
9

42919 Views

Homer Goes to Prep School

The Simpsons anticipate the apocaly...
10

41690 Views

A Test Before Trying

Bart must pass a district-wide test...
11

42333 Views

The Changing of the Guard

After narrowly surviving a tornado,...
12

46978 Views

Love is a Many-Splintered

Bart attempts to patch things up wi...
13

43522 Views

Hardly Kirk-ing

With Bart's help, Milhouse transfor...
14

40399 Views

Gorgeous Grampa

With encouragement from Mr. Burns, ...
15

43548 Views

Black-Eyed, Please

When Flanders gives Homer a black e...
16

46669 Views

Dark Knight Court

Bart stands trial in youth court af...
17

44410 Views

What Animated Women Want

In an episode that focuses on the c...
18

42230 Views

Pulpit Friction

Lovejoy quits the church after the ...
19

44541 Views

Whiskey Business

Moe's new suit catches the attentio...
20

44583 Views

The Fabulous Faker Boy

Bart takes piano lessons in hopes o...
21

46672 Views

The Saga of Carl

Homer, Moe and Lenny travel to Icel...
22

48342 Views

Dangers on a Train

Homer secretly reconstructs a kiddy...

season 24 968.2k views

Season 25

23 Episodes by popularity

1

222956 Views

Homerland

When Homer returns from a Nuclear W...
2

174947 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXIV

In three terrifying Halloween tales...
3

120916 Views

Four Regrettings and a Fu

A Springfield funeral prompts Marge...
4

116101 Views

YOLO

After experiencing a midlife crisis...
5

106161 Views

Labor Pains

Homer gets trapped in an elevator w...
6

101131 Views

The Kid Is All Right

Lisa is elated to befriend Isabel, ...
7

100447 Views

Yellow Subterfuge

Bart seeks revenge after Skinner pr...
8

95266 Views

White Christmas Blues

As Christmas approaches, Marge tran...
9

96835 Views

Steal This Episode

Homer is put on trial after the FBI...
10

92064 Views

Married to the Blob

The Comic Book Guy marries a Japane...
11

93684 Views

Specs and the City

Homer uses augmented reality glasse...
12

88114 Views

Diggs

Bart befriends a fellow student and...
13

93605 Views

The Man Who Grew Too Much

Sideshow Bob genetically alters his...
14

91010 Views

The Winter of His Content

When the Simpsons allow members of ...
15

87513 Views

The War of Art

Homer convinces Marge to sell a pai...
16

87976 Views

You Don't Have to Live Li

After Lisa delivers a school report...
17

88880 Views

Luca$

Lisa falls for a competitive eater ...
18

110493 Views

Days of Future Future

Thirty years in the future, Bart tr...
19

92566 Views

What to Expect When Bart'

Bart uses voodoo in an attempt to g...
20

108659 Views

Brick Like Me

After Homer bonds with Lisa, Homer'...
21

95878 Views

Pay Pal

As Mother's Day approaches, after H...
22

90118 Views

Yellow Badge of Cowardge

Bart is overcome with guilt after a...
25

6907 Views

The Longest Daycare

A theatrical short that premiered J...

season 25 2362.2k views

Season 26

22 Episodes by popularity

1

53474 Views

Clown in the Dumps

The unthinkable happens: a Springfi...
2

39707 Views

The Wreck of the Relation

Homer and Bart set sail on the rela...
3

24560 Views

Super Franchise Me

Marge opens a sandwich shop....
4

39401 Views

Treehouse of Horror XXV

Don't miss the all-new, spooktacula...
5

18365 Views

Opposites-A-Frack

An all-new episode featuring guest ...
6

32980 Views

Simpsorama

The Simpsons travel to the 31st cen...
7

21940 Views

Blazed and Confused

Bart faces a tough test at school w...
8

17932 Views

Covercraft

Homer forms a cover band with some ...
9

18272 Views

I Won't Be Home For Chris

Marge doesn't approve of Homer's Ch...
10

18119 Views

The Man Who Came To Be Di

An amusement park ride lands the Si...
11

21516 Views

Bart's New Friend

Bart and Homer become BFF's....
12

18079 Views

The Musk Who Fell to Eart

Homer becomes muse to Elon Musk....
13

16008 Views

Walking Big and Tall

Springfield gets a new town anthem....
14

15248 Views

My Fare Lady

Marge trades in her mom-chauffeur h...
15

11320 Views

The Princess Guide

Moe plots revenge over Nigerian e-m...
16

17810 Views

Sky Police

The Springfield congregation turns ...
17

10195 Views

Waiting for Duffman

When Duffman undergoes hip replacem...
18

12067 Views

Peeping Mom

Bart lies about being involved in a...
19

13475 Views

The Kids Are All Fight

When Homer gets an old film roll de...
20

11435 Views

Let's Go Fly A Coot

The Simpsons learn about Grampa's d...
21

13799 Views

Bull-E

After Bart gets bullied at the scho...
22

29951 Views

Mathlete's Feat

When a modernized Springfield Eleme...

season 26 475.7k views

Season 27

10 Episodes by popularity

1

39314 Views

Every Man's Dream

SEASON PREMIERE. Homer and Marge ha...
2

32437 Views

Cue Detective

Scotty Boom, a Chew Network super-c...
3

29394 Views

Puffless

Upon learning that their father rea...
4

34214 Views

Halloween of Horror

Homer and Lisa hide out in the atti...
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00:20

(OUTDOOR MALL: Ext. outdoor mall - establishing)

00:20

Marge Simpson: (LOVING) Our first anniversary.

00:23

Homer Simpson: And we're more in love than ever. (DEFIANT) In your face, people who said it wouldn't last a year!

00:28

Grampa Simpson: I stand by my wedding toast!

00:30

Marge Simpson: Let's just enjoy our happiness, Homie. Accidental motherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to a woman. And I think Bart's finally outgrown his misbehavior.

Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS)

Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS)

00:48

Homer Simpson: Better clean that off.

00:54

Homer Simpson: (CLEANING NOISES, THEN TO MANNEQUIN) You have a great day, ma'am. (GOES BACK TO MARGE)

00:58

Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) Wish I could get a little of that attention.

Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE)

01:05

Ned Flanders: Hey, Simpsons! Don't mean to be a pesto, but I'll be happy to watch your scampy shrimp.

01:09

Homer Simpson: Aww... thanks, Flanders. Gotta warn ya, he doesn't talk much.

01:13

1-Year-Old Bart: Daddy!

01:14

Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE, THEN GENTLY) He's not your daddy.

01:16

1-Year-Old Bart: (LOOKING AT FLANDERS) Nice Daddy. Moustache Daddy. Good Daddy no-yell.

01:21

1-Year-Old Bart: (LOOKING AT HOMER) Fat daddy smell like beer!

01:23

Homer Simpson: (MUTTERING ANGRILY) I'll teach you to speak in complete sentences.

01:27

Homer Simpson: (HEADING TO ESCALATOR WITH MARGE) But first, m'lady, let me escort you to Heaven -- the fancy Swiss chocolate store on level three!

01:34

Marge Simpson: (ROMANTIC GASP) Homer, you're the anchor store of my heart!

01:38

Homer Simpson: Just call me Borders Books, 'cause I'll always be here.

01:53

1-Year-Old Nelson: Haw haw!

01:55

Mrs. Muntz: His first word!

02:13

Marge Simpson: Oh Homie, what a wonderful anniversary!

02:17

Homer Simpson: Yep, we've got something money can't buy - love on a train. And I promise each anniversary will be better and better...

Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE)

02:28

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (REACHING FOR CONTROL) They have to get off and get back on.

02:30

Supervisor: (GRUFF) Sometimes you have to say to hell with rules.

02:37

(THE SAME MALL: Ext. the same mall - day)

02:37

Homer Simpson: (CONCERNED) But somehow our anniversaries didn't get better than that first one on the train.

02:42

Lisa Simpson: Wait... you named me after a train?

02:46

Homer Simpson: Yeah, just like we did with Bart. Anyway, this year I'm gonna recreate our magical first anniversary, ending with a romantic ride on that... (GASPS)

02:48

Homer Simpson: Why are you taking away the train?

02:58

Worker: (WISEGUY) I'm afraid no one rides it anymore despite millions in government subsidies. So we're replacing it with something that makes money and sends people to the food court.

03:07

Hippie-looking Guy: (HIPPIE CARNY BARKER VOICE) Step right up! Medical marijuana! You got nausea, my friend? Everyone's got nausea!

03:13

Hippie-looking Guy: And what is your malady, my son?

03:15

Otto Mann: Uh... I had one, but I forgot it.

03:18

Hippie-looking Guy: Memory loss! Could be a brain tumor! Take this and go see Fantasia!

03:25

Homer Simpson: Kids, I've only had three great ideas: marrying your mother, using a hot dog as a straw, and this romantic train ride anniversary. (TO WORKER) Sir, I need this train!

03:36

Worker: (SHRUGS) Take it home, it's yours.

03:38

Lisa Simpson: Are you sure mom is really gonna want a rusted-out kiddy train?

03:41

Homer Simpson: She won't see it like this. I'll make this train look as beautiful as it did when this mall was young.

03:47

Lisa Simpson: (TOUCHED) Aww, Dad, I just got a little twinge in my heart.

03:50

Otto Mann: Try this.

03:51

Homer Simpson: You stay away from my kids unless you're driving them to school!

03:54

Otto Mann: So I'm not babysitting tomorrow night?

03:57

Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY) Oh, we're still on for tomorrow night.

04:02

(Street: Ext. street - a little later)

04:02

Lisa Simpson: (CALLING OUT FROM TRAIN CAR) Dad! Do we have to ride like this?

04:05

Homer Simpson: Hey, what could be cooler than a choo-choo with lollipops on it?

04:08

Jimbo Jones: Hey babies! Where you goin' in your baby train? Babytown?

Kearney Zzyzwicz: (LAUGHS)

04:14

Homer Simpson: Shake it off kids, they're just jealous!

04:17

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hey Lardo! Where're you goin' in your Lardo car? Lardville?

04:21

Homer Simpson: (MAD) There's no such place!

04:25

(Simpson Home: int. SIMPSON house - KITCHEN - day)

04:25

Marge Simpson: Okay, I've entered my billing address... expiration date... and charged!

04:31

Patty Bouvier: We're back from "Baby Beethovens."

04:31

Patty Bouvier: That's Mozart, dummy.

04:39

Marge Simpson: Well, thanks for watching Maggie. I just ordered Homer's anniversary gift.

04:43

Patty Bouvier: Must be tough.

04:45

Selma Bouvier: Yeah, what size cufflinks do you get an elephant?

04:47

Marge Simpson: Well in the first place, the elephant's cufflinks would be the same size. It's the cuffs that would be bigger. As for Homer, I'm getting him a case of his favorite snack cakes, Dolly Madison.

04:58

Selma Bouvier: Marge -- this isn't Dolly Madison. (KNOWING) It's Sassy Madison.

05:03

Marge Simpson: Trust me, Homer doesn't care where the cupcakes come from.

05:06

Patty Bouvier: Sassy Madison is a dating site...for married people who are tired of the same old dessert.

Marge Simpson: (HUGE GASP)

05:16

Patty Bouvier: Check out their webvertisement.

05:22

Female Singer: (SINGS) KELLY WAS AT THE END OF HER WITS / HER HUSBAND WAS TRULY THE PITS

05:29

Female Singer: (SINGS) HER RELATIONSHIP SPOUSAL / HAD ZERO AROUSAL

05:34

Female Singer: (SINGS) THEN SHE WATCHED THIS COMMERCIAL / AND FOUND HERSELF HERSCHEL...

05:39

Female Singer: (SINGS) THANKS TO SASSY MADISON DOT COM!

05:43

SMOOTH ANNOUNCER: Sassy Madison dot com. It's not cheating if you don't know the person well.

05:47

Marge Simpson: I just put all my personal information on their website!

05:50

Selma Bouvier: So now you're gonna get hit on by every loser in town.

05:53

Patty Bouvier: And this town's got losers like Mexico has headless corpses.

05:59

Marge Simpson: So many unhappy men. How sad.

06:03

Selma Bouvier: You've got a lot of fish wriggling in that net. Maybe I should get married so I can date these guys.

06:08

Marge Simpson: Selma, cheating is a sin. As much a sin as not replying to an instant message. So, if you'll excuse me, I've got a lot of sleazy gentlemen to let down gently!

06:20

Patty Bouvier: Are you watching the commercial again?

06:22

Marge Simpson: I'm a fan of animation.

06:24

(Back Room of Moe's: Int. Moe's back room - day)

06:24

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (SHUTS EYES) Oh Lord, may thy couplings stay forever locked, and may thy dead man switch never be used.

06:32

Moe Szyslak: Amen.

06:33

Carl Carlson: All right, guys, let's get this train fixed up for Homer's anniversary!

06:36

Moe Szyslak: But first... start your power tools!

06:47

(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing)

06:47

Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) One more to go and I'm done.

06:49

Marge Simpson: "Dear 'Horny in Haverbrook,' sorry, I am not interested in cheating on my wonderful husband, who is described in the attached PDF. Say hello to my trash folder, Marge Simpson."

07:00

Marge Simpson: Hi, Homie! A crazy thing happened when I was ordering your anniversary gift.

07:09

Homer's Brain: Don't blow the surprise. Pretend you forgot.

07:12

Homer Simpson: Uh... anniversary? That comin' up?

07:14

Marge Simpson: Yes. And it's a big one. Remember?

07:18

Homer Simpson: Marge, I am focused on this like a laser. (GIGGLES) "Laser." That's a funny word. It's just "loser" with an "a." And speaking of losers, I've lost my train of thought. Oh, and speaking of trains, wait till you see-- (SHORT SCREAM)

07:32

Homer Simpson: The surprise is safe! The expression on her face will be priceless!

07:37

Marge Simpson: (MOANS) He forgot our anniversary again? He remembers the exact number of pork chops in the freezer.

07:44

Homer Simpson: Currently: zero.

07:49

Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR) One of those cyber smoochers wrote me back...

07:51

Ben: Thanks for your note. You seem way too nice for this site. Why are you here?

07:56

Marge Simpson: Good question.

07:57

Marge Simpson: I thought I was buying snack cakes!

07:57

Ben: That's so cute. Really, really cute. You are over eighteen, right?

08:05

Marge Simpson: I am, and you seem more interested in my day than my husband!

08:05

Ben: I know what it's like not to be listened to. Please ignore every sensible instinct you have and continue this conversation. (SMOOTH) And by the way, this is my real voice.

08:20

Homer Simpson: (ON PHONE) Don't worry, Moe. When Marge is asleep, I'll sneak back.

08:24

Moe Szyslak: Ooh, good! The strippers are here.

08:26

Moe Szyslak: Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! That is all comin' off!

Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE)

08:33

Marge Simpson: "Tell me more."

08:33

Marge Simpson: (NERVOUS MURMURS, THEN:) Homie, I bet you're wondering why I stayed on the computer until four a.m.

08:46

Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Hey, those Yelp reviews don't write themselves. Did you know a well-placed one star can destroy a mom and pop hardware in nothing flat?

08:53

Marge Simpson: Listen, I want us to be honest with each other.

08:56

Homer's Brain: Uh-oh. If you're honest, you'll have to tell her about the train!

09:00

Homer's Thoughts: (GENUINELY PUZZLED) What train?

09:01

Homer's Brain: (STUNNED) How stupid are you?

09:03

HOMER THOUGHTS: Thinking is your department, jerk! That's what I pay you in beer for!

09:07

Homer's Brain: Just for that I'm not going to help you.

09:09

HOMER THOUGHTS: (ANGRY SPUTTERS) What? Where're your going? I--

09:12

Homer Simpson: Um, Marge, I have to go.

09:13

Marge Simpson: What? Now? Why?

Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS)

09:26

(Supermarket: Int. supermarket - later)

09:26

Marge Simpson: He's writing me again! Better put a stop to this.

09:31

Marge Simpson: Is that him, getting the text?

09:36

Marge Simpson: (SCARED WHISPER) He's in the market! (AGHAST) We might've squeezed the same tomatoes!

09:40

Ben: (LOUD WHISPER) Are you Marge?

09:42

Marge Simpson: (PANICKED) Oooohhh, I'm going to Hell!

09:44

Ben: I'm sorry, I didn't even know you were here. What a crazy coincidence that you buy food too.

09:48

Marge Simpson: Gee, I thought you'd be some kind of creep. But you're actually a perfectly normal-looking--

09:54

Ben: Whoa! (TO MAGGIE) "A" is for "apple," right?

09:58

Ben: (INTIMIDATED) O-kay. I'll just be going.

10:00

Marge Simpson: Wait, wait, wait! (SIGHS) Let me get the stain out. But not here...

10:06

Marge Simpson: I know a place where no one in town will see us.

10:13

Marge Simpson: (QUICK VIGOROUS SCRUBBING NOISES, THEN) There you go. Good as new.

10:16

Ben: Now, let me at least buy you a coffee, or dare I say... a Danish?

10:20

Marge Simpson: No Danishes!

10:21

Ben: Sorry, I go to pastry way too fast.

10:24

Marge Simpson: I want to be very clear. I'm a happily married woman. Going on ten years. The aluminum anniversary! Nothing turns leftovers into swans like aluminum!

10:35

Marge Simpson: What the heck am I saying? Homer's probably at that bar right now, getting hammered.

10:42

(Back Room of Moe's: int. moe's back room - (meanwhile))

10:42

Homer Simpson: (AGONIZED SCREAM, THEN CHEERFUL) All worth it for Marge!

10:44

(Supermarket Coffee Shop: int. supermarket coffee shop - CONTINUOUS)

10:44

Ben: Marge, you are terrific. I am so glad I reset my distance filter from fifteen to twenty-five miles.

Marge Simpson: (UNSURE FLATTERED NOISE)

10:49

Ben: Your Homer is the luckiest man on earth.

10:53

Marge Simpson: Well, he keeps falling down a cliff and living, so I guess that's true.

10:57

Ben: The only time my wife and I talk is when I apologize. "Life's an infernal muddle," as Mr. Drake says on "Upton Rectory."

11:04

Marge Simpson: Ooh, I love that show!

11:07

Ben: (RE: BAG) Isn't it great? Finally, a reason to watch TV on Sundays.

11:10

Marge Simpson: Such great characters, like Buxton the scheming larder-keep. Why can't Lady Cavendish see he's pilfering the aspic?

11:21

Ben: (SHUDDERS) Uh, does, does Homer watch?

11:22

Marge Simpson: He says shows set during World War One are too sad. Particularly how everyone's always climbing stairs.

11:28

Ben: You are watching the season finale this week, right?

11:31

Marge Simpson: Yeah. Alone, I'm sure.

11:33

Ben: Well, we could... (MEANINGFUL) live blog it.

11:36

Marge Simpson: (FIRMLY) Save that sugar for your coffee, Bub.

11:42

(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing)

11:42

Homer Simpson: (SINGS) I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON THE RAILROAD...

11:45

Marge Simpson: Why are you singing that?

11:46

Homer Simpson: Because it's in the public domain?

11:48

Marge Simpson: Hello! (HOLDS OUT PHONE TO HOMER) It's Moe from Moe's Tavern.

11:52

Homer Simpson: Oh, uh, I'd better take this. Y'see, Moe's been depressed and needs to hear a friendly voice. (DISARMING CHUCKLE, THEN INTO PHONE, MAD) Why the hell are you calling me at home, you moron?!

12:02

(Back Room of Moe's: int. moe's back room - continuous)

12:02

Moe Szyslak: Lovejoy went to get a hamburger and the whole thing fell apart!

12:06

Lenny Leonard: I'm gettin' cooked like a cabbage!

12:07

Moe Szyslak: (TO LENNY) Then keep quiet like a cabbage!

12:09

Homer Simpson: (QUIETLY) All right, all right, I'll be right there!

Marge Simpson: (MURMURS ANGRILY)

12:25

(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - TV room - sunday night)

12:25

Marge Simpson: (SMILES) Is it me or did this house just get classy?

12:32

Bart Simpson: Mom! Lisa made me break a lamp!

12:34

Lisa Simpson: Mom! Bart's twisting facts in an Orwellian fashion!

12:38

Marge Simpson: Can I have one hour of grownup time where you two aren't tattling on each other or using obscure references?

12:44

Lisa Simpson: Orwell, obscure? The author of "Animal Farm?"

12:47

Bart Simpson: (CUPPING HIS HAND, CONFIDENTIAL) Grampa says he was a Commie.

12:49

Marge Simpson: (SNAPPING) No tattling!

12:58

(Master Bedroom: int. master bedroom - continuous)

12:58

Pbs Announcer: (PBS VOICE) Upton Rectory is made possible by a sizeable endowment from Hooters Restaurants, and a generous grant from man named Generous Grant.

13:11

Marge Simpson: (QUIETLY) Are you watching it?

13:14

(Ben's Bedroom: int. ben's bedroom - continuous)

13:14

Ben: No. I can't. My wife's watching a reality show about a man who repossesses zoo animals.

13:19

Ramona: (BRASSY) C'mon, taser that flamingo!

13:22

Ben: Can't believe I'm missing the finale.

13:25

Marge Simpson: (THINKS) Hmm... Maybe I can help.

13:28

Mr. Drake: (BRITISH) Bless it all, Polly, I love you! And we shall be wed, by Boxing Day Eve, a.k.a. Christmas.

13:34

Polly: (QUICK, IRISH) But Lord Upton has forbidden it, on the grounds that he once saw me exchange pleasantries with the Egyptian Riding Master.

13:40

Marge Simpson: Can you follow everything okay?

13:42

Ben: I guess sometimes you just don't end up with the person you're supposed to.

13:47

Patty Bouvier: Marge, can I use your free Amazon shipping?

13:50

Marge Simpson: Not a good time!

13:51

Patty Bouvier: (DOPPLER) I know your password!

13:53

Lord Upton: (UPPER CLASS BRITISH) Drake... Polly... perhaps I was too hasty.

Polly: (GASP)

Marge Simpson: (SPIT-TAKE)

13:58

Lord Upton: Love should flower, even an ill-advised alliance between a coarse Irish maid and a man who once served me soup from the wrong side.

14:07

Polly: (IRISH) He hasn't been the same since the war, Lord Upton.

14:10

Lord Upton: Hush, Polly. Whom you marry is none of your concern.

14:14

Elderly Woman: ("MAGGIE SMITH") I have something to say!

14:16

Marge Simpson: The dowager grandmum!

14:19

DOWAGER GRANDMUM: (STERN) I'm afraid you cannot marry without a proper ring.

14:23

DOWAGER GRANDMUM: (SWEET) Take mine. The Star of Bombay.

14:27

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (MAD) Once again, India is denuded of her treasure by the imperialist devils.

14:31

Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Why do we watch this show?

14:33

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Because I like the costumes!

Ben: (SATISFIED SIGHS)

14:40

Marge Simpson: I've never felt so flushed after watching public television.

14:44

Ben: Maybe sometime... we could... watch it in the same room.

14:46

Marge Simpson: Chat room?

14:47

Ben: Room room.

14:48

Marge Simpson: Show's over! (SLAMS LAPTOP SHUT) Whoo! That turned ultra-steamy in a jiff!

14:52

Ben: I can still hear you.

Marge Simpson: (SCREAMS)

14:55

Ben: Still hear you.

Ben: (SCREAMS)

15:06

(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - MORNING - ESTABLISHING)

15:06

(Marge's Bedroom: int. Marge's bedroom - CONTINUOUS)

15:06

Lisa Simpson: Happy anniversary, Mom!

15:09

Bart Simpson: Our gift is us!

15:10

Lisa Simpson: Three kids with no money but plenty of love!

15:13

Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED) That's great. I wonder what surprise your father has in store.

15:22

Homer Simpson: (NOISE OF GREAT AGONY) Boy, oh boy!

15:24

Homer Simpson: (NOISES OF GREAT PAIN) Marge, I threw my back out. Can you please refill this prescription right away?

15:30

Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) Where's it from?

15:33

Homer Simpson: It's in Drugtown. Not the nice part.

15:36

Marge Simpson: That'll take hours! On our anniversary!

15:39

Homer Simpson: And what better way to spend it than commemorating the glorious words you spoke ten years ago: "for worse."

15:59

Homer Simpson: (GIDDY) It's working. (DECISIVE:) She's gone! (CALLING OUT) All right, everyone, magically appear!

16:11

Homer Simpson: Wow, Moe. Great shrub costume.

16:13

Moe Szyslak: Yeah. I sell 'em on the internet for like-minded people. Now let's lay some track.

16:18

Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED) You guys are the best. I just want you to know when I'm holding Marge in my arms tonight, I'll be thinking of all of you.

Homer's Friends: (CHEER, THEN GROSSED-OUT NOISE)

16:32

(SEEDY-LOOKING STREET: ext. seedy-looking street - day - late afternoon)

16:32

(Car: Int. car - continuous)

16:32

Marge Simpson: (MUTTERING) When does it get better? When he's eight hundred pounds and has to be cut out of the house to go to a movie?

16:38

800-Pound Homer: (SAD) I lost my cleaning stick in my belly fat. But I found a kitten.

16:44

Marge Simpson: (KIND) That is so sweet! (MAD) There I go again, settling!

16:48

Thought Bubble Ben: Marge, run off with me. Bring your kid.

16:50

Marge Simpson: I have three kids.

16:52

Thought Bubble Ben: Whoa, you really went all in with this guy, didn't you?

16:55

Marge Simpson: Get out of my head!

16:57

Ben: I guess this is goodbye then.

17:03

Ben: (SINGS) SOMEDAY / WHEN I'M AWFULLY LOW / WHEN THE WORLD IS COLD

17:11

Marge Simpson: I said no!

17:13

Ben: Fine. Sorry.

17:16

Ben: (SINGS) JUST THINKING OF YOU, MARGE...AND THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT. (SPOKEN) The Nelson Riddle Orchestra!

17:27

Marge Simpson: Leave me alone!

17:29

Ben: (DEJECTED) Fine. (TO ORCHESTRA) Sorry, guys, you're dead again.

17:37

Marge Simpson: I'm gonna do what I've done at every key point of my life: suck it in and smile.

17:44

Chief Wiggum: There goes a woman who's unhappy with her partner.

17:47

Lou: I know how she feels.

17:49

Chief Wiggum: What was that?

18:00

(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - EVENING)

18:00

Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED) What the?

18:01

Lisa Simpson: Happy anniversary!

18:05

Marge Simpson: Oh my God. Our train! Homie you do care. You care a lot!

18:12

Marge Simpson: What a wonderful anniversary.

18:14

Homer Simpson: You think we'll last twenty-five years?

18:17

Bart Simpson: (TO CAMERA) Nothing should.

18:21

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Trains. They can fix every marriage.

18:27

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Ugh. Happy moment derailed by the bi-polar express. (LOOKS AROUND) None of you heard that.

18:33

Crowd: (CHEERS) Happy anniversary!

18:35

Ramona: Where is she? Where the hell is Marge Simpson?

18:39

Ben: Ramona, please! When you asked me who she was and where she lived, I never dreamed you'd go confront her.

18:44

Marge Simpson: (NERVOUS NOISE) I'm Marge Simpson.

18:47

Ramona: So, you're the kind of man-eater Hall and Oates warned us all about.

18:52

Homer Simpson: (WALKS UP) Hall and Oates? What's going on here?!

18:54

Ramona: Your wife and my husband have been watching British TV together.

18:58

Homer Simpson: Costume drama or naughty comedy?

19:00

Marge Simpson: (SEPARATING THEM) Drama! Drama!

19:01

Homer Simpson: You just dodged a bullet, Mister Sugarpants.

19:05

Marge Simpson: Ben, Ramona, I wanna tell you something I've learned over ten years of marriage. The secret is: no secrets, except good secrets like this train.

19:17

Homer Simpson: My only secrets are my marathon time isn't four twenty-six, it's never; I often go online to see how Lindsay Wagner's looking now - fabulous; and I once pushed a kid off a swing and he broke his wrist or something. But it's no secret how much I love my Margie.

19:36

Ramona: Look at them, coochie cooing like that time our connecting flight was delayed and we got drunk and friendly in the Admiral's Club.

19:44

Ben: That was you? I mean, (STAMMERS) it was wonderful. And you're fighting for me. Maybe that means you still care.

19:51

Ramona: Of course I do. Now let's go home and spend a romantic night looking through your computer's browsing history.

19:57

Ben: That exists? Oh boy.

19:59

Homer Simpson: Honey... just what was going on with you and that guy?

20:03

Marge Simpson: Well, I was trying to buy you snack cakes...

20:06

Homer Simpson: Oh baby, that's all I needed to hear.

20:24

Homer Simpson: (WORRIED) How did we get here?

20:32

Female Singer: (SINGS) MARGE WAS FEELING LONELY AND BORED / EVERY NIGHT SHE WAS IGNORED

20:39

Homer Simpson: (SINGS) BUT WHEN MARGE WENT BOO HOO / I WAS BUILDING A CHOO-CHOO...

20:45

Marge Simpson: (SINGS) AND LOVE CONQUERED ALL / WITH A TRAIN FROM THE MALL

20:52

Female Singer: (SINGS) SO THAT VERY SAME NIGHT / BEN WENT BACK ON THE SITE / AND HE LINED UP A DATE / WITH "SELMA-B-88."

21:04

Female Singer: (SINGS) SHE SAID THAT SHE'S SMOKIN'

21:06

Selma Bouvier: (SINGS) AND I WASN'T JOKIN'

Ben: (BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM)

21:10

Marge Simpson: (SINGS) FIND LOVE ON THE NET

21:12

Homer Simpson: (SINGS) YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET...

21:14

Lisa Simpson: (SINGS) THREE AWESOME KIDS AND A LIFE OF REGRET!

21:19

Grampa Simpson: (SPOKEN) And now it's time for Grampa's song!

21:21

Grampa Simpson: (SINGS) DOWN BY THE OLD -- NOT THE NEW BUT THE OLD / MILL STREAM -- NOT THE RIVER BUT THE STREAM... / WHERE I FIRST -- NOT THE SECOND OR THE--

SEASON 24 EPISODE 22

Dangers on a Train

Homer secretly reconstructs a kiddy train as Marge's anniversary present; Marge attracts the attention of a potential paramour online. ...

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The Anniversary Present
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The Anniversary Present

Homer decides to restore a kiddy train for his anniversary.
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Sassy Madison
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Sassy Madison

Marge accidentally signs up for Sassy Madison.
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Marge Meets Ben
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Marge Meets Ben

Marge messages a man on Sassy Madison.
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Upton Rectory
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Upton Rectory

Marge and Ben watch Upton Rectory.
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Marge's Decision
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Marge's Decision

Marge tries to decide between Ben and Homer.

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