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USELESS SITE OF THE WEEK
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Useless Site of the Week:
Soup At the Movies
You have to love when people actually take time to make sites like this.
Blast from the Past:
Yellow Car Index
The yellow 2000 Corvette needs a racing stripe!
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"Meet the Host"
Hello everyone! I'm John, and I'm quite proud to be taking over this fine collection of wackiness.
Be sure to check out our new Web Animation
section! Get your submissions in now!
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THE USELESS PAGES
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- The Transfused Opera
See what happens when you mix crystal meth and theater?
- Soup At the Movies
You have to love when people actually take time to make sites like this.
- Yet another amusing 404 error
Some webmaster is going to have a heart attack when he checks his 404 logs
next week
- Egg Macbeth
There's going to be yolk everywhere! Oh, the carnage!
- Political Slapfests
Yes, they have sound effects too.
- Clawde the Lobster
Wait until you see Margy, the giant talking vat of butter.
- Of.com
I guess they are in NEED of financing before they can give any out. . .
- One-word Names
In a word: Semi-inaccurate.
- Supergeneric.com
Kinda ironic that they want to become a brand name, eh?
- The Matrix Musical
What is the Matrix? A song. A really lousy song.
- Vinyl Video
What's next, 8-track DVD?
- Parking Lot is Full
If you like dark humor, you'll like those random cartoons.
- The Secret Stash
Randomly submitted pictures ready for your viewing.
- Stinkymeat
Where is scratch and sniff when you need it??
- Sonic the Hedgehog Gene
Naming genes after video game characters. . .what will those crazy college
students think of next? How about a cancer cure, ya slackers?
- Best Toilets
If you get lost, ask a friendly New York cab driver for assistance.
- Share Your World Videos
No matter what they are featuring, you can be sure one of them involves the
word Ouch!
- Rubber-Necker Ties
You know how tires will burn for days while releasing toxic fumes? Now
apply that to your neck.
- The Woodcutter
Don't ask. . .I don't know either.
- Lawyer Dance
Swing that briefcase. . .
- Star Trek Coffee
I can't decide what's spookier: The floating coffee bags or the fact that
they sell 16 flavors?
- Japanese Seizure Robots
Inspired by an episode of the Simpsons. . .
- Vote Ficus
What other presidential candidate can create energy from the sun? None, I
tell ya, none!
- Stinky Tofu
Mmm. . .
- Build Your Own Cow
It's a lot harder to tip over a three-headed cow.
- Virtual Earthquake
It's just like L.A., except without all the windy streets.
- Virtual Voodoo Curse
Take THAT, Bob Saget. . .
- Judgment Day
They like to judg people.
- Time Cube
The first sign of being a wacko is resorting to colored 40-point type.
- The Nori
Something tells me that's a forced smile.
- Emotion Eric
I want to see him do 'My Site was Just Named Useless Site of the Week'
- For Sale By Mental Patient
I'll trade Elian for a fresh pair of socks. Any takers?
- Toilet Seat Art Museum
Yes, this DOES mark the third toilet museum in our collection. Now there's
even a webring for unusual museums!
- The Babelfish Archive
Not feelings very original? Then read other peoples' translations!
- French Art
Talk about a bad choice in name shortening…
- Virgins That Aren't Attractive Club
With the entire population of people on the Internet, this club still has
only 10 members?
- The Sink Guy
Yes, the one from that shampoo commercial…
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A "Waste of electrons"
--Wired
"A grand directory of sites whose makers obviously have too little talent,
and too much time on their hands, the Useless Pages document the worst of
the Web." -- The Bangkok Press (5/17/00)
"A very useful site."
-- Dave Barry, in his book
Dave Barry
in Cyberspace
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"One of the best sites on the Web."
-- Marc Andreessen, speaking at the Commonwealth Club in California
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