BUSH BOMBS MEXICO CITY!

by Gunther Schnitzel

WASHINGTON DC -- President George Bush, acting unilaterally as Commander-in-Chief, last night, ordered the U.S. Air Force to bomb Mexico's Capital city. Read More __________________________________

FBI Justifies Three of 17 Blackwater Shootings in Iraq

by Dood Abides

Washington, DC (UPSI) - The FBI yesterday released a report which condemned private security firm Blackwater in the September 16 shooting incident in Iraq in which 17 civilians were killed. The FBI investigation found that no shots were fired upon Blackwater personnel, and that they were clearly at fault in the deaths of 14 of the 17 civilians at the scene. An FBI spokesperson, speaking on condition of anonymity, today stated that Blackwater personnel were justified in the killing of three of the civilians, two women and a young girl, as they were found to be brandishing hairbrushes. Read More __________________________________

People Magazine Names George Bush As 2007's 'Stupidest Man Alive'

by Dood Abides

New York (APE) - President George W Bush has been named the "stupidest man alive" by People magazine. The 61 year old chief executive will be featured on the cover of People's annual issue, due to hit newsstands on Friday. Read More __________________________________

Ed-E-torial Will Soon Be back. Tough Luck!

by Ed E. Druckman

(New York-NY) To my dozens of fans, that vlog you've come to almost like and consider looking forward to, Ed-E-torial, is coming back at the end of the month. Read More __________________________________

Scandal Wracked GOP and Bush Administration Move to Solidify Base

Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and Alberto Gonzales Head to Jail for Career Recharge

Master Yoda speaks: Iraqi insurgents using 'The Force' , Guantanamo Bay 'Gulag'

Cheney Sex Tape Leaked!

East German Contractor wins bid to build Baghdad "Freedom Wall"

RSS Feed

Inside Business News Celebrity News Dr. Sawtooth Ed-E-torial Elections Iraq National News Seriously The President The War on Satire Washington World News