11:35
BEAR CURED OF ALCOHOLISM
About a third of its 7-year life, bear Potapych was boozing. As a bear-cub, he was bought by a successful businessman who wanted to impress his friends with his haughty manners, and they kept the bear in his villa. Though, later, the businessman was imprisoned, and the bear stood in the villa with his caretaker, uncle Misha. More details...

22:05
SLEEPING INSTRUCTIONS TO AVOID SEX PROBLEMS
If you like to sleep on your stomach, we would advise you to change that habit, otherwise you have all chances to become impotent. This is not a joke More details...

17:30
ISLAMIC BEARD SPECIALIST ANALYSES BIN LADEN
“You can say a lot about a person from an analysis of his beard”, according to barber Nazirullah, in Peshawar, Pakistan. More details...

17:40
POLAR BEAR STOLE TOOTH-PASTE AND VITAMIN C
A strange story has happened in Norway: a polar bear got into tourist camp and stole tooth-paste and vitamin C, while touching nothing from food. More details...

15:39
ROBERT H. WILLIAMS: WHY ARE THE ALIENS LYING TO EACH OTHER?
“The capacity to learn is a gift, the ability to learn is a skill, and the willingness to learn is a choice.” Many make a choice NOT to accept factual and truthful evidence that we are not alone in the Universe. As I went back to the CCC campus today to give a one hour presentation titled “Are WE the Martians?” to a near capacity crowd of 100 folks to show the evidence of 50,000 year old cave drawings of Flying Saucers with ETI to the August Chilbolten Glyphs, it became apparent that many people are coming to be jaded about NASA and the lack of direction of our space program. And this was BEFORE I started the lecture and show! From the cave paintings to the many life forms on Mars, liquid water on Mars and a pyramid in Cydonia that is STILL SMOKING four years down the road and three full images of the thing; evidence presented reinforced the view that NASA and the government in general is simply lying about what is out there and they have come to question too closely the teachers of history. More details...

11:45
MICRO ROBOT FOR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM
Japanese scientists have created a micro-robot for medical purposes. The robot is supposed to be introduced into the circulatory system of a patient to specially deliver medicine to certain points of human organisms and to search for tumours and to annihilate them. More details...

11:01
IT’S OFFICIAL:MOBILE PHONES SCARE OFF GHOSTS
According to the latest statistics on sightings of ghosts in the United Kingdom, it becomes apparent that public enemy number one for ghouls is the mobile phone. More details...

21:53
MADONNA TO PROMOTE WINDOWS XP
The 15-minute ad uses the lyrics of Madonna’s 1998 hit Ray of Light (taken from the Grammy-winning album of the same year and title) “Quicker than a ray of light she is flying.” More details...

19:44
LIVING WITH CORPSES
What can be more natural – a human being dies, a body is delivered to morgue, then it is buried. Sometimes, very weird things can happen More details...

19:14
ANNA KOURNIKOVA IS SAID TO BECOME JAMES BOND’S NEW GIRL-FRIEND
The British tabloid Daily Express reported a sensational news. Russian 20-year-old tennis star Anna Kournikova will become James Bond’s girl-friend in the next movie sequel about the legendary 007 agent’s adventures More details...

18:46
SCHOOLBOY FOUND BOMB-MAKING INSTRUCTIONS ON THE INTERNET
You can find information of any kind on the Internet. A schoolboy from Hong Kong used that opportunity More details...

22:04
ARABS CAN NOT FLY
Democracy does not seem to be a symbol of the western world anymore. The majority logic is simple: let us be non-democratic, but stay alive than vice versa More details...

18:56
RELEASE OF TWO RUSSIAN ENTOMOLOGISTS, ARRESTED IN INDIA FOR ILLICIT CATCHING OF INSECTS
Two Russian entomologists arrested in Sikkim, India, for illicit catching of insects have been released and the criminal case against them closed, said Russia's Consul General in Calcutta Alexei Zolotukhin on Sunday. More details...

17:23
NOVOSIBIRSK SURGEONS USE NOVEL METHODS IN HANDLING HEAVY TB CASES
In complicated surgery physicians from the Tuberculosis Research Institute, based in Novosibirsk, use novel physiatric methods. They give a chance to survive to many grave TB cases, says the Institute's director Vladimir Krasnov. More details...

18:20
BLIND SWIMMER IN COLD WATER FOR WOMAN
The data about the swimmer will be sent to Guinness Book: Valentin Zlobin performed a marathon swimming race in the ice-cold water. Zlobin is blind, he lost his sight due to an injury 30 years ago More details...

12:40
ADVENTURES OF A DRUNK TRACTOR DRIVER
This story, which happened one of these days in the town Uzhum, Kirov region, could decorate any blockbuster. More details...

21:59
OVER 1/3 OF PUPILS HAVE SEX DURING SCHOOL TRIPS
There was an interesting opinion poll carried out in England, the results of which showed that more than 1/3 of pupils under 16 years old had their first sexual experience during the trips More details...

14:06
MOTHER BEAR SUCKLED 16-MONTH CHILD FOR THREE DAYS
In Iran, a 16-month child has been found in a bear’s lair, Reuters reported. For three days, a rescue party was searching for the child of Iranian nomads who disappeared from the camp while the parents were working in the field. The searchers assumed that the mother bear was suckling the child. According to medical experts, the child feels well. Probably, the bear’s milk has really refreshed the Iranian Mougli.

11:00
OLD LADY TRAVELLING AROUND THE WORLD
A citizen of of the town Novokuybyshevsk in the Volga region, Tatyana Guzova, has always dreamed about travelling around the world. More details...

11:20
SEX AND MONEY INCOMPATIBLE
Sociologists have concluded private life depends on money, though not in the way we could guess. More details...

17:31
AND THE MOST SEXUALLY HAPPY NATION IS…
The sociologists came to conclusion that the love life of a human being depended on money - but not the way we are used to thinking – quite on the contrar More details...

16:00
SOBER BEARS HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR FOR IN RUSSIAN VILLAGES
Inhabitants of district center Selizharovo in the Tver region could confirm that the stereotype of Russia as a country where bears walk in the streets broadly spread in the West is not without grounds, RBN.Ru reports. More details...

11:20
DNA VACCINE AGAINST RABIES CREATED IN INDIA
At the Indian National Institute of Food in Hyderabad, the first DNA vaccine against rabies has been created. In the nearest future, it will be tested on animals, and later it will be tested on human beings bitten by sick animals, The Hindustan Times reports. More details...

17:59
AN IMPROPER NAME CONFERRED TO SOUTH-AFRICAN TOWNSHIP
South-African woman cannot make it out: whether they have been knowingly insulted or it has been just a practical joke. The point is that one of the newly-constructed towns has been officially conferred a name which in the local patois means female genitals. More details...

16:19
AUSTRALIAN OLD LADIES POSE NUDE
A group of woman pensioners from the Australian Island of Tasmania have been photographed naked for a calendar in order to raise money for curtains to be hanged in the building of their local commune. To raise money, the old ladies made up their minds to issue a calendar under the title “Take off our clothes to become different.” More details...

18:29
MAN’S MIDDLE FINGER BECAME HIS NEW PENIS
The patient was pleading with the doctors. The man said he had cancer, but after the operation, there were only 2cm of his penis left. He did not want to be a without his tool, so he agreed to sacrifice his finger. More details...

14:43
MAGIC SPELLS TAXED IN ROMANIA
The authorities in Romania have introduced a tax on magic spells, which local wizards are supposed to pay from now on. It is planned that each magician will be annually pay to the state budget about $1.5 out of his income. More details...

21:44
RUSSIAN ARMY SOLDIER ATE HALF OF HIS BED
It is very hard to serve in the Russian army, to put it mildly. The soldiers do anything just to make the term of their army service shorter. However, the latest occasion is surely too much More details...

20:31
A TOWN BEARING ILL-FAMED BIBLICAL NAME TO BE FOUND IN SARATOV REGION
Bolshoi Sodom. A town bearing this name has just appeared on the map of the Saratov Region, Central Russia, according to the respective ruling of the regional Duma, or legislature. More details...

20:30
WORLD’S MOST FOOLISH LAWS: U.S.A. (CONTINUED)
Florida’s laws may be no less odd, the punishment for violating them being no less severe. Unmarried women may not make parachute jumps on Sundays in Florida. Strictly forbidden in the state are: singing with a bathing suit on, driving a skateboard without a licence plate, be naked when taking a shower. More details...