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TAKEN - One American Virgin = 53 Dead Albanians 2.25.09
TALK TO ME - It's hard out here for a pimp 7.30.07
TANGO & CASH - 5.31.06
TAXI TO THE DARK SIDE - 10.28.08
Team America: World Police - Gutless to a fault. 3.7.06
Telluride Film Festival 2002 - 3.23.06
Telluride Film Festival 2003 - 3.23.06
Telluride Film Festival 2004 - 3.23.06
Telluride Film Festival 2005 - 3.23.06
TELLURIDE FILM FESTIVAL 2006 - 9.6.06
TELLURIDE FILM FESTIVAL 2007 - 9.4.07
TERMINATOR 2 - T2 7.3.06
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines - 100% better than the previews looked 3.7.06
THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN - Fuck off, I'm only 32 3.11.06
The 400 Blows - 3.11.06
THE 6th DAY - 3.11.06
THE ABC OF SEX EDUCATION FOR TRAINABLES - A case for sterilization 3.7.06
The Best Film Ever Made About..... - 3.7.06
THE BLACK HOLE - 3.27.08
THE BROTHER FROM ANOTHER PLANET - Parables for Dummies 3.9.06
THE COOLER - 3.10.06
THE CORPORATION - It's over, people 3.10.06
THE CROW - 3.10.06
THE DANCING OUTLAW - 3.10.06
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW - 3.10.06
THE DEFENDER (90's Inaction) - Dolph + Jerry Springer = - 2.22.09
THE DELTA FORCE - 3.13.06
THE DEVIL'S RAIN - 3.10.06
THE DOOM GENERATION - 3.10.06
THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR - 3.10.06
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD - 3.11.06
THE EDGE OF HEAVEN - Auf der anderen Seite 11.20.08
The Element of Crime - 3.11.06
THE EVIL THAT MEN DO - 3.13.06
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS - 3.12.06
THE FORGOTTEN - 3.13.06
The Gambler - 3.7.06
The Getaway - 3.7.06
The Girl Next Door - 3.7.06
The God Who Wasn't There - 3.7.06
The Good Girl - 3.7.06
The Grudge - 3.7.06
THE HANOI HILTON - 3.8.06
The Haunted Mansion - 3.10.06
The Haunting - 3.10.06
The Hebrew Hammer - 3.10.06
The Holocroft Covenant - 3.10.06
The Hulk - 3.13.06
The Human Stain - 3.13.06
The Iron Giant - 3.13.06
The Kid Stays in the Picture - 3.14.06
The Ladies Man - 3.14.06
The Ladykillers - 3.14.06
The Laramie Project - 3.14.06
The Last Boy Scout - 3.14.06
The Last Detail - 3.15.06
THE LAST SAMURAI - Midgets of the Rising Sun 3.15.06
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - 3.15.06
The Lifestyle - 3.16.06
The Limey - 3.16.06
The Long Good Friday - 3.17.06
The Longest Yard - 3.17.06
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers - Led Zepplin would be proud 3.7.06
THE NAVIGATORS - Working Man 3.8.06
The Omega Code - 3.8.06
The Onion Field - 3.9.06
THE OTHER SISTER - 3.10.06
The Others - There's a lot of OTHER movies out there... 3.9.06
THE OUTSIDERS - Wherever there is a hint of gay subtext, we will be there. 4.13.08
The Pacifier - Surprising 3.10.06
The Passion of the Christ - Makes "Pearl Harbor" look historical 3.10.06
The Patriot - Mel Gibson is the REAL father of our nation 3.10.06
The Peacemaker - A sign of some absurd times 3.10.06
The Perfect Weapon - No shooting. No killing. No scrotum. 3.10.06
The Phantom - Hugely dumb and massively bad... or is it the other way around? 3.10.06
The Phantom Menace - Mommy, Why are Jedis so gay? 3.10.06
The Pianist - Polanski! Polanski! Nazi Death Machine! Polanski! 3.14.06
The Pledge - Criminally underrated 3.14.06
The Polar Express - Who likes kidnapping children? Tom Hanks. 3.15.06
THE PROPOSITION - 6.2.06
The Punisher - Let's just say this movie wouldn't have been made under Carter 3.15.06
The Quiet American - Quite a decent film, Brendan Frasier not withstanding.... 3.15.06
The Real Cancun - So dumb... just so fucking dumb 4.19.06
THE RECRUITER - Semper Fail 8.5.08
The Rock - Nine thumbs up! 4.20.06
The Rundown - The Rock indoctrinates a whole new generation to the joys of man-on-man action 4.20.06
The Running Man - No one stands the test of time... 4.20.06
The Scorpion King - Can you smell what The Rock is stealing? 3.10.06
The Shipping News - 3.10.06
THE SIMPSONS MOVIE - hah-ha. Well, not so much. 7.28.07
The Story of Ricky - Hong Krap 3.9.06
The Sum Of All Fears - Jonny's take 3.9.06
The Thing - Check out Kurt Russell's hat 3.7.06
THE UNSUNG PART THREE - Chevy Chase, Simone Signoret, Sean Connery... 4.20.08
THE UNSUNG, PART I - Performances for the Ages 12.9.07
THE UNSUNG, PART II - More to remember 12.12.07
THE YES MEN - 3.7.06
THERE WILL BE BLOOD - Not enough for my taste 12.30.07
THEY LIVE - 5.31.06
THIN MAN, THE - Perfection 1.22.07
THIRD SOCIETY, THE - Earl Campbell was a lesbian? 11.10.06
THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED - Fuck the MPAA 11.12.06
TIGERLAND - Hell No 8.17.06
TIME OF THE WOLF - Not with a bang, but a snore 8.26.07
TODAY YOU DIE (90's Inaction) - Today I sigh. 1.30.09
TOP GUN - Kinda like Truimph of the Will, only gayer 3.7.06
TOY SOLDIERS - 5.31.06
TRANSFORMERS - Boy toy 7.5.07
TROUBLE WITH HARRY, THE - Unsung Hitchcock 3.7.06
TRUMBO - Heroism without murder 9.7.08
TWILIGHT - Bloodless 11.23.08
 
       
         


 

 
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