1. The 65 year age difference.

2. Does Severus ever start giggling in the middle of sex because Dumbledore's beard tickles?

3. Do they get funny looks when they go out in public together?

4. Does this mean Severus can never be fired? And if he is, can he sue for sexual harrassment?

5. If they do it more than twice in a row, will Dumbledore have a heart attack?

6. Does Dumbledore ever bore Severus with "When I was your age" stories?

7. Dumbledore likes to bowl. Can you picture Severus bowling?

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